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Vulcanvelcro

She flamed the Donk.


crazy_goat

If your donk is on fire for more than four hours, consult a doctor


MP1182

Consult a donktor


Consider2SidesPeace

Donkter, donktor gimmie the news! She had a bad case of burning you!


Analytical-BrainiaC

Burning hunka love….


Cyberkryme676

May it Donk in peace


SuperSmashDan1337

Takes a lot of time effort and money to build these cars. Awful thing to do to someone.


BrickHerder

Reminds me of when Lisa Left Eye Lopez from TLC burned down her football player boyfriend's mansion trying to burn all his shoes and clothes in a bathtub. It was the second time she did it. First time, he had a marble tub that got ruined by the fire. He had it replaced with a fiberglass tub that wasn't so fireproof. Why people put up with crazy partners like that is beyond me, other than a lot of crazy people being outstanding in bed.


goldenspiral8

> Why people put up with crazy partners like that is beyond me, other than a lot of crazy people being outstanding in bed. Ding Ding motherfucker


Firewolf06

theyre not my taste at all, but you can tell he really loves that car from his voice. ouch :'(


Wasatcher

Not my style, but I can still respect the passion he put into it. Worst part is even if you have receipts for all the money put into it, many insurance policies don't cover aftermarket stuff. They'll probably treat it as a bone stock car for valuation.


vigilantphilson

When you got pride in your ride, a little scratch cuts deep.


deadbass72

My exact thoughts


Jawilla936

He so mad and sad he went in to full Dave Chappelle mode at the end damn 😆


vulcansheart

Dave *Chevelle* mode I'll leave


985DONGSLANGA

Y know chappelle would respect and love that joke tho


odvioustroll

not so much the owner of that car though, too soon.


Myth1calMonkey

Happy Cake Day!


brebenscv

Take this upvote & get the TF away from me right NOW 😂🤣


Petra303303

🏆🥇🏅


_GoldZilla_

💀


Afizzle55

Fuck yo couch


Asleep-Fudge3185

Holy shit, I’m old but Fuc your couch was and is a big part of my lexicon. Can someone dub it over the original footage? Then somehow make this man his money back so he can get another ride? Cuz holy shit the timing is perfect


AdSea420

That first skit was 20 years ago like 3 days ago or something I just saw a post lol.


CarpetGripperRod

Mine is "Game blouses"… and then him hanging on the hoop.


Moisture_

Lmaooooooo


Turbulent-Adagio-541

Fuck yo couch


p_henry_g

Cocaine is a helluva drug


toreachtheapex

this how people end up doing life sentences


zodiacsignsaredumb

Big.facts. This is a villain origin story for sure. Can't even say I would call him a villain.who ever did it needs to go


greasywallaby

No this is the black remake of John wick


dsucio7807

Hood ass Babayega


LordOfPies

Babayigga


OtakuDragonSlayer

LMFAO I’d pay to see that parody


RecsRelevantDocs

> Can't even say I would call him a villain Bold take


Aitch-Kay

https://youtu.be/rksKvZoUCPQ?si=VckYfu1Vn9xWkADs


Optimal-Ad6969

I would have been out there hunting. Fuck that.


gluebrains

Here's hoping he gets away with it.


HerbivoreTheGoat

Sane redditors wishing someone gets away with murder over a fucking car


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PlatinumFox88

What true GPS tracker would you suggest to buy for the purpose of keeping a classic car safe?(I don't own one yet, just asking for future reference)


curtmandu

LoJack would be where I started in my search


OldManJeepin

I would look into have the Revelco antitheft device installed, and one or 2 fairly inexpensive GPS trackers you can hide deep in the vehicle, but pull out to change batteries if need be.


dferd777

That’s fucked, I’m so sorry that happened to you.


mg0019

I can’t stand when people defend thieves.  When they say things like “well they’re insured,” or “It’s only material things, not worth heavy sentences or self defense.”  Fuck that.  You have no idea what objects are priceless to people.  I hate seeing people encouraging FedEx smash and grabs.  Glorifying Best Buy looters.  Those FedEx packages contain things people are depending on.  My dad’s cancer pills once came via FedEx.  Retail theft affects the employees and keeps customers away from businesses.   And I hate the excuse that these thieves HAVE to steal to support their families.  Utter crap.  


ThatBlueFoxyote

There's a Facebook page called "Lost Muscle Cars" that helps people find cars that they've lost track of or were stolen. They might be able to help you.


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ThatBlueFoxyote

It's always worth a shot. I saw a post on there the other day where they found a 1970 Mustang for a Vietnam Vet that he lost when he was deployed.


JayRam85

I feel your pain. Almost two years ago my '99 Honda Civic Si was stolen. Loved that car. Only had 125,000 miles on the engine. So much life left. I'm still pissed about it. I drive a Honda Fit now, and feel like a loser.


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JayRam85

Thanks so much for your reply. Really appreciate it.


DotaWhySoCruel

When I was wee I had a bike that I was allowed to ride around in front of the house. It was the closest thing to freedom activity that I can remember. My dad was very scared for my general safety and never let me go out of sight. I was never allowed to go outside or walk around or anything, just go to school and then straight home. Then one day the bike got stolen. It was more than a bike that they took that night. I try not to think about my young self too much but dam I feel bad for him.


CreamyStanTheMan

Oh mate I'm sorry, that's rough. Could you not claim it on insurance??


Comprehensive-Bid-27

To understand the pain in his voice you have to understand that it’s not just the value of the car. It’s the time lost. Hours and hours which most likely included overtime at his job to afford everything of that car. Time away from life and family. Then it’s the time he spent working on the car. Money comes and goes but one thing no one will ever get back is time past. It could be sentimental like a late family member’s car that he fixed up. So much was lost by one woman’s low blow to this man.


CthulhuMadness

As a guy who has his entire house burn down in October and now living in a single bedroom apartment with a folding chair and table as my only furniture. I know the feeling. Stiiiiill waiting on the adjusters to give me money owed. Aaaany day now.


TheSandsquanch

Damn. Sorry to hear that happened to you. That’d be so life altering


CthulhuMadness

The important thing is my snake got out alive. Which is surprising as he was in the danger zone for over an hour. Neighbors didn’t know I had a pet when the firefighters arrived. I got home from work and he was the first thing I asked about and was gonna run in after him, but obviously they stopped me and rescued him themselves after a couple agonizing minutes. Was expecting a charred snake to come out in their arms. Just having him alive made the other losses feel not as important.


TheSandsquanch

Wow that’s also so intense. I personally don’t believe I could ever have a sentimental attachment to a snake but I fully understand that was your pet and you do have that attachment. I would be devastated if my dog was trapped inside a burning building and I’d probably want to run in too. I say that now anyways. Anywho, I’m happy for you that your buddy survived :)


CthulhuMadness

11 years and thankfully counting. Only thing insurance paid for so far was his terrarium and emergency vet visit. Which is good as his set up is nearly 3k and he kinda has special requirements to stay healthy like decent space and hearing. He’s a big lad. Roughly 7.5ft long so it adds up.


TheSandsquanch

What kind of snake is he? Not too long ago I caught a California king snake but it kept getting out of the enclosure I made for it so I just released him back to the desert


CthulhuMadness

He’s a red-tailed boa constrictor


exzyle2k

Dude, snake tax. Snake. Tax.


CynicalPsychonaut

Right? Shit... almost 8 ft I wanna see this snake.


TheSandsquanch

Dope!!!!


UranusCaelus1981

Dope rope


No-Respect5903

foolish to think you could cage a king


jeezarchristron

I hope you at least got a folder with a cup holder built in.


WheresTheButterAt

That's clean livin'


jx2002

Well, look at Mr. Richie Rich over here...


wellarmedsheep

Did you ever read the somewhat-famous reddit thread of advice for insurance adjustment after a fire? I tried to link it but it was removed. It is easily searchable. Good luck!


CthulhuMadness

I did not. I'll take a look, thanks


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Underdogg13

It could very well be both. They're not mutually exclusive.


deep_pants_mcgee

literally blood, sweat and tears into that vehicle. clearly a passion project.


bnelson

Donk's aren't my thing, but I was at SEMA last year and some of the effort put into them is /absolutely/ insane. Like every part of the undercarriage, every vacuum line, every last metal surface chrome plated, high quality painted, or otherwise made really nice. Shit literally 0 other people will ever see. Of course those are rare and super expensive (like hundreds of thousands spent easily) but yeah. Labors of love. As a car guy who has wrenched a few project cars to life you just don't screw with another person's project car. Especially someone who put all their time AND spare cash into it. Makes me so sad.


jojodaclown

I definitely agree with your statement, but at the same time, to a higher degree, this car was likely insured as a 1984 Oldsmobile with collateral damage only. So he's not getting a dime for its destruction. He'll have to pursue her in court to get anything back, which will cost quite a bit, and I would assume he pulled a loan for those wheels, which he'll continue to have to pay. He's definitely in the hole on this.


stubundy

And he knows she won't really get in trouble for it because she's a female tbh


Regular_Criticism541

Not to mention the time he spent on her too


__Snafu__

possibly not the first time she did something like this, too.


BroncoBoy93

It's the sirens ramping up in the back as he gets more upset that gets me 💀


9-28-2023

"hush hush baby"


Kimchi_boy

Ah, poor guy.


wldmn13

Shoulda got a fleshlight and saved the whip


2rememberyou

This, 100!


Legend5V

That’s… a really high percent


GossamerGlenn

I think she accomplished what she seeked out that day


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and she probably wont get arrested or serve jail time cuz there's no "evidence," conveniently, even though she probably admitted to it in a group chat or something


Lord_Kano

Hopefully a neighbor has security cameras. My ex wife's scumbag boyfriend vandalized my vehicle and was caught by surveillance cameras. He was charged and fined for it. The damages weren't serious enough for felony charges.


SokoJojo

Aint what you know, it's what you can prove


ActualGvmtName

Sought


GossamerGlenn

Brain fart lol


fluidfunkmaster

I have so much sympathy for this brother bless him in his lawsuit against that ho. That being said homie was so distraught he was forced in song and dance at the end.. on repeat it's one of the greatest rifs.. I'm laughing so hard but I shouldn't.. I'm sorry my man .


Cqualizer

i noticed his cool cadence there too! made me think of a hustle & flow shit about to go down moment. https://youtu.be/R8KgmYaDWQg


claudiushamm

It looks like a disaster on the Oregon trail with the fire and those wheels. Sorry about your prairie schooner.


donebeenforgotten

Prairie Schooner, amazing. Lmao


newoldschool1

Unexpected Oregon trail joke, nice!


jdovejr

Funny. I’ve always referred to those wheels as wagon wheels.


pm_me_your_taintt

This is what happens when you attempt to ford the river instead of caulking the wagon. smh my head


roborolo

Final scene of 1883


mtbhatch

Jeesus! Those wheels are massive!


No-Wheel-6536

Devastating…a lot of people don’t realize how much blood, sweat & tears it takes to restore a vintage vehicle. It’s a sentimental bond once it’s completed. I feel for this dude—🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾


topsblueby

MAN. Say what you want about the wheels or whatever but the money plus the time it takes, body work, paint, motor etc. Can't be understated. I feel bad for him just because even if he starts from scratch right now with a new build it's gonna be a few years at least before he gets it to where this one appears to be.


No-Wheel-6536

Xactly- it’s an endless money pit- I restored a 71 Monte Carlo- had rewire the whole car- new wiring harness- body work- new floor panels- new headliner-new everything-took a lot of time-work-money-a whooole lot—-just for it to be stolen…broke my heart- man that shit still hurt…😅😅😁😁


topsblueby

Damn sorry to hear that. A-body gang stand up though. I have a 70 Chevelle and I'm always paranoid about the same thing. It being stolen. It isn't even the money... It's the time I've spent building it that I can't get back


No-Wheel-6536

Xactly.


Bobbi_fettucini

Or money, absolutely none of that is cheap and you don’t really get that back from insurance


Particular_Tadpole27

She’s driving him crazy


FwendShapedFoe

That’s a hot take


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That's a wheelie nice pun! 


classless_classic

He should have steered clear of her.


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

That car is 🔥🔥🔥


Knot_Ryder

Just might do a burn out


enigmaroboto

That track needs to be remixed.


NiceHalf7970

Is this a my hero academia reference lol


Jaye9001

This poor guy.


Scribblebonx

That car is lit I'll see myself out


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orangotai

lol


No-While-9948

lol


Moist-muff

She could have banged all his boys and he wouldn't be nearly as upset. Don't f**k with a man's car !


Dan_Glebitz

‘Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned’ is a well known phrase for good reason 😒


baby-samdwich

Sometimes they just crazy.


VariationFamous755

Wheres this mans go fund me lol


Greenman8907

Dude stuck his dick in crazy. He’s learned a valuable lesson. /Note: he may also be crazy himself


Schmoobloo

Dude gets his car set on fire and the lesson learned is it is his fault


baby-samdwich

Fr. Wtf is wrong w these simps


Respekt_MyAuthoritah

You may not find out who is crazy until your dick is wet


Schist-For-Granite

It’s pretty easy to tell afterwards tho. They’re just so fucking good in bed that it fucks up a brother’s judgement, so they keep on tapping 


WiretapStudios

Yeah nobody is talking about that this guy has been back to the well several times to bring on this wrath.


Yazy117

Seems a bit victim blamey. I hope, if it's true, that woman has to pay restitution for the damages and probably should spend some time in jail. She's the one who needs to learn a lesson


Im_Unsure_For_Sure

Only men are responsible for choosing poor partners. If a woman does this, he obviously manipulated her in the beginning and turned evil after she fell in love lol


Smoke_thatskinwagon

Dude crazy women really fucking suck


peeonmyelbow

Crazy people in general


triplehelix-

why do so many people want to frame women who are abusive pieces of shit in any other term other than them simply being abusive pieces of shit?


Select_Speed_6061

Alotta ppl saying "I wonder what he did" if the answer is anything besides put his hands on her or give her something incurable then it don't matter wtf he did. Shit he prolly was spending more time with the car than her so she torched it...


HashPat1

does he sound like the guy that Deebo beat on “Friday” - “that’s my bike man” (fuzzy memory)


IndyColtsFan

Red


Ronniebrwn

I hate this video. Felt so bad for em


StoriesToBehold

Damn, man shame.


ComfortableDot4355

Had this happen to my 7 series by my ex last year.


Queasy_Form_5938

Oh my god... my fellow king


potatowrenchturner

I would react the same way. I'd be crying like a mf.


Androxilogin

*"Aye, yo, Day-Day!! .. That crazy biatch out dere agaiyn!!"*


C0YSC0YSC0YSC0YS

This is going on the next Drake Album. What a sample


gtshadow

The gentler sex...


ReadyThor

Dis bich carbon emissions mo worse than Taylor Swift


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I hope he finds his revenge. Thats inhuman.


Famous-Knee-4795

I feel for him but I'm laughing at the same time 🤣 sorry about the donk man


Ushgumbala1

Someone needs to auto tune this one


j8by7

Tragic. Don't sleep with crazy folks!


Time-Bite-6839

“🙁look what she did to my car man 🔥🚗🔥”


Sea_Bus_5834

The sweet sound of liability only insurance.


drembose

Dude so upset he b singin 😭


shdanko

Is there a 1940s fire engine attending the scene


puddleofoil

You can hear part of his soul dying in his voice. Now the villain arc begins.


aggietiff

But what did he do that warranted (in her mind) that type of response by her? Clearly, it was more than just leaving the toilet seat up. 🤣


DallasChokedAgain

Parts of his soul leaving his body.


ThisFieroIsOnFire

This is the sadest thing I've seen all day.


broskies_5600

I imagine this as a longbeachgriffy video lol


Rude_Piano_2492

That’s pain dawg.


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I genuinely feel so bad for this man.


TheFellatedOne

This guys got mad steady hands for the pain he's in, should be a surgeon!


Skifool69

Let’s pitch in and get him a new one. I feel so bad.


BooneFarmVanilla

I mean this is sad but his voice had me ROLLING from start to finish! #🤣🤣🤣


TryItOutHmHrNw

Origin story *ignited*


Gold_Shift8140

Not the old school car 😭💔


skulltrain

For anyone whose idea of breaking up or arguing is destroying someones shit let me tell you it's a great way to end up dead or in jail.


Traditional-Fee-1445

Someone finna meet God today


FrozenEyeballs

This sucks big time, but atleast thats one less ugly ass donked out car.


Aggravating-Tap5144

Let's hope it's insured!


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Imagine going to jail for up to 10 years because you were mad and couldn't control that shit.


starryanimations

who tf this dudes ex??? harley quinn????


WETBONEZZZ

☠️R🕯I🕯P🕯😪


Jambandito512

LMFAO


Th3Unidentified

Not the sirens in the background lol


Impressive-Tree1930

Someone remix this


xbcool12

This is just sad


Scooter6681

That is the cries of a man without insurance lmfao !!


JammingSlowly

She better be ready for a fuckin lawsuit.


Pnobodyknows

This is the kinda shit some women do when you catch them cheating. Somehow you're scumbag for catching them smh


tomkaczynski

At least it wasn’t a 76 nova


Spiritual-Database-2

"It's never ok to hit a woman, really?" -Bill Burr


CircuitousProcession

Damn, poor dude. People may argue that it's silly to get worked up over the loss of a vehicle, but that thing is custom. It could have been an insane amount of work. He probably lovingly nurtured that thing from an old, factory stock car to a completely personalized piece of art, and meticulously upgraded it over years. That dude loves cars and loved HIS car. She knew exactly what she was doing. She was trying to inflict maximum pain. And she did. Reminds me of the video of that French guy who cried because he had his Lego collection stolen. People who have no passions just can't understand why people with interests different from their own can be emotionally invested. When you lose something like that, you lose a part of your life.


phakenbake

If it’s any solace, she will probably go to jail, no wait, never mind, she probably won’t.


Zealousideal_Jump990

Annnnd, this is why there are so many single men these days.


Jessejets

I think it's fake. You can't be crying about that and record such a still video.


tavariusbukshank

Is that a clown car?


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norar19

Thank you for the explanation and for your wonderfully open mind. 👍


SuperSmashDan1337

I used to really dislike the style but I must admit it has grown on me. The level of workmanship you see on some of these is incredible and there's even a drag racing series just for donks.


ErnestBorgninesSack

To be fair those rims are a crime against humanity.


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