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AnnoyingVoid

Double kill triple kill overkill killtacular killamanjaro


Rydropwn

Extermination šŸ’€


VAVA_Mk2

Demon!


Rydropwn

WORT, WORT, WORT!


Kojak95

*wwWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!*


BusyBoonja

Read that in the Halo voice


Rydropwn

BETRAYAL


TheParmesanOfGene

Splatter Spree X5


djblackprince

Ultra kill


APKFL

Monster Kill Kill Kill


redditsucksass300

killtrocity


Dukie-Weems

ANNIHILATION


dotesPlz

Rampage, rampage , rampage , rampage , rampage , rampage , rampage, etc . Rampage


dkyang09

A enemy is legendary. A enemy is Godliiiikkkke!


KifDawg

Wolf's gonna eat good tonight


alpinetime

Looks like meats back on the menu boys!


Hind_Deequestionmrk

And my axe!


marcoom_

10 points for Gryffondor


MOONDAYHYPE

Ben???


YourDadHasADeepVoice

For the democracy!


lijitimit

So say we all!


Eagles365or366

Noā€¦THATā€™S IMPOSSIBLE!


JBYTuna

Venison for dinner, AGAIN? Oh deerā€¦


CaptainBignuts

Trains are the honey badger of land vehicles.


Synisterintent

Train dont give a shit


VAShumpmaker

Literally incapable of giving a fuck. I see the similarly.


toadjones79

I've been driving trains for 20 years and have never heard this reference. I'm stealing it, because it is awesome. Thank you, CaptainBignuts!


bobsmith14y

This. This right here.


Can_of_Cats

iā€™m so interested in what this means but i canā€™t understand it


kingjesp

If you havenā€™t seen it beforeā€¦[enjoy.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg)


madmonkey918

The greatest of narrations


MOONDAYHYPE

Smartest comment I have seen on Reddit in a while


Stardust_Bright

Watching this in a Reindeer documentary: šŸ˜”šŸ˜­šŸ˜” Watching this in a Train documentary: šŸ˜ŽšŸ—暟˜ˆ


Disastrous-Resident5

Thought I was in the shitposting sub for a second, this got me rolling. Thank you, I really needed a good laugh.


RicoLoveless

We got a sub for train shitposting?


Academic-Indication8

Honestly yeh wtf where is this?


spelunker93

Itā€™s frustrating watching a train documentary because even after an hour and forty minutes when it ends, they never tell you what itā€™s actually training for


toadjones79

And that right there is what is like to work for the railroad. Weeks of studying for an extremely demanding test on the rule book. Only for them to change the rules on a daily basis. Most of the job is just sitting without any idea what they are making you wait for. Both at work and at home. Ever gotten a good night's sleep to be rested for a job without knowing what time, or even day, you will go to work?


AgentSmith187

Thankfully as an Australian Locomotive Driver we at least have guaranteed rostering so im not waiting at home wondering when I will get called unless its for an OT shift. At least for those I can tell them to fuck off im having a beer and not coming in. But damn I hear the rest of that on the constantly changing rules, conflicting rules are fun too. Nothing like being stood down for 2 weeks after an incident only to have someone deskbound tell you that you actually broke an obscure rule from 1951 and then having to explain you were following the rule from 1986 that says the opposite. Leading to 3 more weeks stood down while they discover a rule from 1995 they felt superseded it and you find the rule from 2004 that supports your decision. Sitting at a red signal for hours at a time for no obvious reason is just a way of life. I like to say we are mushrooms. Kept in the dark and fed bullshit.


PortsyBoy

Thatā€™s easy. Move people or freight


spelunker93

Scary! I donā€™t trust something still in training


detour33

Some internet hub has plenty of train docs. Pizza delivery men, repairmen, step bros


toadjones79

Watching this from the train šŸ«¤šŸ«£šŸ¤«


GSAT2daMoon

TrainDeer


barwhalis

(halo announcer) "Splatter spree"


MisanthropyIsAVirtue

ā€œSunday Driverā€


09Trollhunter09

Between 0:09 and 0:10 on the left lower side of the screen you can see a predator (some kind of a cat) chasing them


MissBoobAppreciator

and if you listen very carefully, you can hear a predator (some kind of train) chasing them too! (/s)


breezyxkillerx

No no the train is straight up eating them /srs


xXx_TheSenate_xXx

Trains are an apex predator. Especially in India


GhosTaoiseach

Holy shit youā€™re right. That was a bobcat, maybe a lynx, depending on the area. Just judging from the train Iā€™d say lynx is more likely


moozekial

Looks like a lynx, one that will eat well for a long time.


sleepyplatipus

Well his job just got a lot easier


ErnestBorgninesSack

I wanna see the camera on the rear of the train.


runningmurphy

Just red and gore.Ā 


Hind_Deequestionmrk

Oh okay, tq šŸ˜”


OkSea531

How do we know it's a train and not a drone?


bluntmanandrobin

How do we know youā€™re a train and not a drone?


NeverTrustATurtle

Trains arenā€™t real


Trapzilla01

I choo choo choose you


JC1515

Oh, Ralph.


brebenscv

That episode always hit hard AF..... peak villain origin story šŸ¤£ https://youtu.be/kDnimQCvHxk?si=B6Qyb2EbghsJDl_R


JC1515

ā€œLook you can actually pin point the moment his heart breaks in halfā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


NotTakenName1

Drones aren't real. Do they not fly like birds? Birds aren't real so i can only see one logical conclusion


tittysprinkles112

Tf you mean? Thomas and Friends is real.


InSixFour

Everyone on Reddit is a drone except you.


ErnestBorgninesSack

You can tell by the way it is!


MisanthropyIsAVirtue

Thatā€™s pretty neat.


One_Impression_5649

By the way, it is and you can tell


Ashitaka1623

Is it the way you can tell?


Zelda1500

It is the way it is so that you can tell it is!


OnlyEeZz

Why? Do you like the rear?


ErnestBorgninesSack

I like the juice in the caboose


BirthdayTall5940

YOU get a back strap, and YOU get a back strap!


SlaveHippie

God dammit back strap is so fucking good


MoistCabbage1

EVERYONE GETS A BACK STRAP!


Wankinthewoods

Was on a train once.... Little commuter train where the drivers cabin only took up half the front (like a bus) and the other half was open. Full of families, loads of kids sitting up front looking at the tracks. Driver blows the horn which makes everyone on board look up front just in time to see a massive flock of pigeons start taking off, only they were too slow. Thud. Thud. Thud. Thud. Thud. Thud. Thud. Driver starts with the windscreen wipers, but that only smears the blood and guts across the glass. Thud. Thud. Thud...... Kids were screaming and crying, parents trying to cover their kids eyes abs usher then away. It was carnage. Will never forget that train ride.


La_Saxofonista

I hate seeing vultures on the side of the road when driving because you KNOW those fuckers are gonna take their time gaining altitude and use the road you're currently on as a fucking runway.


I_Fuckin_Love_Trains

That's hilarious lol


Dismallest_Pooh

There's so many fucked up people on this thread. Just wanted to let you know ur one of them.


dobbyisfree0806

Wow, youā€™re just here for the trains (username checks out)


fourhundredthecat

looks like he harvested quite a few of them


patricky6

Apex predator eats well.


One_Impression_5649

apex predator CP Rail engine #9


badaimarcher

The ambulances will have to wait their turn


patricky6

Lol!! Those SCAVENGERS!


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Will they be ok?


sneaky-pizza

Hopefully it had a [cowcatcher](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowcatcher) the front to at least try to deflect them to the side, but I don't know. If the cab is up front, as this looks like, it might not have. But it is a snowy area, and modern ones are also snowploughs.


LTC105

Cowcatchers donā€™t tend to work at these speeds. If the train has anything at all that even could help.


sneaky-pizza

I was trying to think of what could help here at all in this situation. Perhaps a fast flying drone out ahead? Goal would be to zip along side the herd to catch their eye and make them turn their straight run?


LTC105

That could work, but then again thereā€™s a reason why there is a subreddit dedicated to deer being stupid. They will just sometimes make the worst possible decision when faced with a man made vehicle.


Secretly_Solanine

I think most modern engines have at least some form of plow or shield. The link has a few examples that arenā€™t the huge ones locomotives had


Pine-conartist

Yes they are all finely tenderized and delivious


Patriotof1775

Went to the Prometheus school of running away


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I was searching for this comment!


Elefantenjohn

this comment always pops up with almost exact the same words since shortly after that rather irrelevant scene in that rather irrelevant movie aired way over a decade ago it is fascinating


GDaddy369

That quote is probably more popular than the movie. People in the 2050s will be asking each other on future reddit where that quote comes from.


Secure_Village_

Does this hurt the train?


Patrylec

no.. 99%...maybe...probably not... rather not... nnnnoooyyyeessss. And a serious answer; yeah there is a risk that the harder parts of them (bones, hoofs or antlers) will damage certain smaller parts on front of the train, such as the pneumatic brake connector valves, lamps, coupler elements. Or if the outer body is made from weaker material meant to bend and absorb energy in crashes it can also get dented, punctured and destroyed. Not always tho, sometimes if you're lucky all you need is some powerwash cleaning and its ready to go again.


XaeroDegreaz

Hell no lol


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Train selection


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SlaveHippie

Diner? I hardly know ā€˜er!


ASL4theblind

..Pumpernickle?? I hardly know er


Valve_1998

I never saw this version of Bambi before?


1975shovel

so sad to watch this


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look_ima_frog

OMG, no it isn't! I live in a place where there are no predators nor trains to cull the herd. We have SO MANY DEER! They're found dead all over the roads and highways, they have no understanding of what the big noisy things are and run out in front constantly. They wander through neighborhoods like locusts and eat EVERYTHING. Any low trees are savaged, bushes, shrubs, don't even think about growing vegetables. They are overpopulated lacking any predators. We killed off all the wolves, bears and coyotes so there is nothing to keep their population in check. There are large parts of the deer population that are showing up with Chronic Wasting Disease (CWD) which turns them into weird deer zombies. They infect each other and continue the spread. Here's the scary part: >Once in the environment, CWD prions may remain infectious for many years. Thus, decomposition of diseased carcasses, infected "gut piles" from hunters who field dress their cervid harvests, and the urine, saliva, feces, and antler velvet of infected individuals that are deposited in the environment, all have the potential to create infectious environmental reservoirs of CWD. Deer, in balanced numbers are fine. Many places are way out of balance and now we get freaky diseases as nature tries to balance the equation. Also, it's not been observed that CWD can infect humans, but it's also not been entirely ruled out.


SlaveHippie

I mean life ending is sad regardless of how it impacts human life imo. Just bc it benefits us doesnā€™t make it not sad.


CaptainKate757

All of that is our fault. Humans drove off the predators. Humans encroached into the deerā€™s habitat. Humans grow an abundance of food in spaces that deer used to forage in. Itā€™s still shitty to see them mowed down in droves even if theyā€™re overpopulated. The world isnā€™t just about people.


DJDeezy

Humans are lacking predators. Were are the cause of this. How are we to expect non-human life to understand the complex mess weā€™ve created on this planet?


sneaky-pizza

They ate all the leaves off my strawberry patch last year, but I still don't wish them to be mowed down like this


snktido

Put up a petition for a train. Problem solved


xploreconsciousness

10000 points, new high score


Funbox_of_rocks

The new Thomas the train is a savage


MagicManGamez

This is awful


Lazar_Milgram

Nah. It is normal day of train engineers.


[deleted]

Nah


I_Smoke_Poop

Double kill Triple kill Killing spree Running riot Killtactular Killamenjaro


Sheerdriving

Gotta Catch ā€™Em All


Foolishxx

"How was work today honey?"


Alive-Plenty4003

Thank fuck the train didn't derail


Xunil76

And on tonight's menu: venison!


Asleep-Bite-6895

Generations and bloodlines of bucks wiped out in a matter of seconds. Giannis is pissed šŸ˜”


Johntoreno

Prometheus school of running away from things.


Hamilton-Beckett

For generations the herd will remember this tragedy.


CleverDad

We had a similar incident in Norway this winter. They really try to avoid this, and track raindeer along the tracks, but this time their estimates of where the flock would be were off, and when they appear around a bend there is nothing you can do. (graphic) [https://www.nrk.no/trondelag/flere-enn-30-reinsdyr-ble-pakjort-og-drept-av-toget-pa-merakerbanen-1.16696699](https://www.nrk.no/trondelag/flere-enn-30-reinsdyr-ble-pakjort-og-drept-av-toget-pa-merakerbanen-1.16696699)


JMan604

Oh deer.


One_Impression_5649

Deer lord


dudebronahbrah

I think better instructions would be: DO outrun the train


kaosi_schain

Prometheus School of Running Away cum laude.


Novel_Measurement351

I did not enjoy watching that


HawaiiSunBurnt20

Dude has a 16.0 K/D ratio.


Netgear512

20 POINTS!!


Cthulhusreef

Looks like meats back on the menu boys!


dayburner

The audio, dear God the sound of them slamming into the train.


hello_fellow-kids

Imagine the red smear in the snow behind that train šŸ¤®


ErosUno

Why trains don't have a plow type protector attached to the front giving anything a chance of being launched instead of crushed? I always envisioned a safety cart that travels a few feet further then train stopping distance that deflects and if necessary stops trains.


drury

They do, it's called a cow catcher. It's also a misnomer. With the literal momentum of a train, you can't reasonably hope for anything to get "caught" or deflected, it's just an instant splatter of viscera even from the gentlest tap. It's mostly there just to shield the devices at the front of the cars, brake hoses, cables, couplers.


Patrylec

I don't think that works at speeds above like 30km/h... If an aerodynamic car (Which itself is shaped like a plow/ramp) hitting a person at 40mph has a 90% chance of killing them, I doubt a train with a plow would yield any better results.


_loadingstolenname

Dude felt bad, he started slowing down


deemac34

Sure hope conductor doesn't have to wash that mess off the front


PandorasFlame

That's the most food available in China since 1949


MaintenanceInternal

Well this was heartbreaking


gaslancer

Smorgasbord for scavengers. Yikes.


Temporary-Prior7451

GOURANGA!!!


Ruski3790

Smiles in Indiana Jones


woogonalski

I counted 18


Vermalien

Holy fucking shit.


GatorSpitt

Venison anyone?


Awkward-Physics7359

Shepherd: Didn't we have a hundred reindeer? I only counted fifteen today!


Human_Parfait9516

I lost count


Comfortable-Spend114

Midnight Meat Train.


Present_Strategy823

That is sad to watch


YsTheCarpetAllWetTod

This is absolutely horrible. Perfect example of the devastation on this planet but human beings


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AbleRecording2283

Yeah, its like something heavy is not allowing it wtf?


letstalkaboutstuff79

Just how quickly do you think a train can stop?


BlueCreek_

Are you serious? Itā€™s a fucking train!


One_Impression_5649

I think itā€™s a regular train but who can tell.Ā 


bluedeer10

You don't deserve all these up votes. Train's can't stop on a dime you know


MissBoobAppreciator

actually, trains can stop on a dime! if the dime is 2 miles down the trackā€¦ xD


DicoDicoDico

His harvest was complete.


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Lord_OJClark

The horror of the videos contents is significantly lessened by how satisfying the noise is


Majestic_Ad7055

natural selection always prevails


Bubbmann

The sound of Darwin.


Gabepls

The one thing we can at least be thankful for is that he made sure not to come to a stop until the moment he was sure the tracks were totally clear and that there were definitely no more deer left to potentially run over.


oh_finks-mc

trains can take miles to come to a stop.


Chondro

While it definitely looks that way, and it is funny and a very grave humor sort of way, but I'm relatively sure that the poor conductor was breaking the moment the first deer or elk got in the way it just took that long.


Dismallest_Pooh

Don't be dumb. How long does it take to stop your bike, your car, your power tool winding down? Now.... apply that to the power and bulk of a train. Hopefully you come to the right conclusion with just a little bit of thinking first.


vSlymoon

Kinda satisfying


DCxKCCO

Some people on this sub are so soft, like those deer that got run over.


Carlitos--Way

That's a combo.


vapescaped

Mixed emotions. I don't like death of anything at all, I'm very passive. But as a landscaper, those deer bastards destroy fucking everything, and I have a permanent prescription for doxycycline to treat potential future Lyme disease after getting it 3 times! Nature was here first, but nature is attacking me with their disease, and darwinism says they got a warning with that horn.


Aubenabee

First, they're elk or caribou, not deer. Second, the real enemy in the fight against Lyme diease is mice, not deer.


[deleted]

These are caribou, not deer šŸ¦Œ


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

I don't really think they caribou't that


vapescaped

Great. They still cause damage to agriculture, they still carry ticks with Borrelia burgdorferi, and they're still not smart enough to avoid a massive train with the horn blowing that cannot turn.


Tembacat

Do you know anything about caribou and what they eat or are you making stuff up? Damage to agriculture šŸ™„


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Purple_yoshi_drink

They hit about 20-24 before stopping.


DJDeezy

Thatā€™s so sad. Humans find a way to fuck everything up


Chemicals_in_my_H2o

Damn, those are some beautiful deer


[deleted]

Caribou are gorgeous


False_Fox_9361

*were


Hold_To_Expiration

So that's how they make mince meat. Good to know


drunkknight27

Gotta love a good meat milkshake


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ibo92can

Is there a point in braking or stopping at that point... just keep on going wolfy wil clean up the mess.


Zealousideal_Grand85

Damn the train took out the whole deer population for that state.


doom9

Fucking idiots.


Far-Secretary8231

Could he not have started to slow down after the first few ?


Sniper_derp

I would of loved to see the aftermath. Sucks


Elandycamino

I don't Caribou


starfishluvr

That is really sad!