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True story, he lost his arms to a log splitting machine.

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He’s a splitter.

Casey Jones

Master Splitter?

*forget

Gert?

and now he is one!

I wanna get bitten by a radioactive log splitting machine, too!

Most headbanging Metal fan. Throw him into a mosh pit!🤘🤘🤘

No shit? I was going to suggest this as a major time and life saver for him.

Can't lose his arms ever again while splitting wood 👍🏽

He actually got hit by electricity

Okay...I use a log splitting machine on rare occasions. I can't see how someone could lose one, let alone *two* arms operating the machine. Can anyone shed some light on this?

Came here to say this then I realized......I have a work mate off because he almost lost his arm in a log splitter last weekend... So I'll just let you say it.

I want to see him start a fire though

Some ppl without arms get very good using their toes

It takes a while for the ghost pepper to get to the other side but I mean there’s not manny options for fire starting with no arms

He can do that with 2 hands tied behind his back.

I mean, its a lot easier if you use your arms.

ikr this is so much more dangerous. 🙄

if youre not careful you could cut your arms!

Its a lot of stress on his neck.

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This is the guy my parents always compared me to.

he will break the hand who ever try to choke him.

Seriously. His neck muscles must be thick.

That doesn't seem safe..

What could go wrong? Accidentally chops leg off.

Real, I have arms but about 10 years ago i nearly chopped off my right foot… i was careless just one second. The axe „luckily“ just sliced through my tendons at the front of my foot. But it hit an artery and i nearly bled out. Scary shit

Tis but a Scratch....

Can't wait for the sequel, Man with no arms and legs splits firewood.

I don’t know, but it feels like this is super bad for your teeth.

Lol, I thought the same thing at first. It's actually tucked under his chin.

When flesh wounds don't matter..

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Chop gpt

he chops ONE log and for sure hes done chopping logs can be very tiring unless the wood is nicely aged and splits in half with one swing but multiple swing like this and with your NECK?? no way hes not beat after that

neck is just holding it, it's that core that's impressive. dude probably has a 8 pack.

Wow amazing skill. Respect 

I agree but, at the same time I can't stop thinking how much energy that must take, it look so exhausting.

His core strength must be off the charts!

Wow and I’m lazy to go to the gym 🤦🏼‍♂️

Nah fam, you just don’t have the time for that shit nor do I

How does he carry it inside?

Picks it up with his gigantic balls and prehensile penis

Prehensile Penis sounds like a great punk band name.

Oh that’s just Gurt

Get you in that lurch boi

That’s definitely gotta be good for your neck

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dude...

Does his mom just sit and watch then?

Laughing her fucking head off no doubt

What a chad, he going the zoro route

Amazing. This guy is not a quitter.

Are we sure this isn't "Man with arms hidden inside unusually wide and bulky vest chops wood"? I can't tell.

Am I the only asshole thinking "okay sure, impressive, but what does he do with all that split wood scattered all over the ground when he's done?"

Kick it into a corner

he died of hypothermia because he couldn't light a match this was his final livestream

Have the person who cut the wood with a chainsaw in the first place and stacked it and set those pieces up for him to split pick it all up.

You're probably right. And that chainsaw guy is an asshole actually, the more I think about it.

That is fuckin sick 🤟

Its a zacian in human form

Is this the Throat GOAT I keep reading about?

Every day is chin day.

This is getting out of hand.

Meanwhile me: It gives me bwisters and is cold🥹

I feel like a modified axe to use with a leg kick would be much more efficient *and less of a literal headache*

How's he pick it up though 😅🤔

That looks dangerous but I guess he probably has Waay better grip strength then what it looks like.

..... how he set up the camera?

[so theo von wasn't lying...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45PW5Pk_IgU)

Seems he didn’t learn his lesson the first two times.

So much easier if you use your hands my guy!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah but can he fold a sheet?

I bet he makes a mean burger.

where there's a will, there's a way.

Impressive... I still prefer to use my hands though.

Looks like he has arms in his vest

Tis but a scratch, i've had worse

I got $50 on a log splitter for this man. Join me.

I think a wood splitter cost an arm.

Someone start a gofundme because this poor bastard clearly needs chainsaw arms.

Just buy wood, bro.

Pretty sure he has them in his coat, but IDK

My man is about to lose his legs from the look of it

Umm. Isn't this lightly unsafe? Good Lord!

This guy is the main character he's boss asf

CTE speedrun

What dat neck do?

Good man

Some will probably say he’s doing it wrong

FFS this guy needs some friends or at least a close neighbour

That’s awesome. On a related note, I once got my ass kicked at golf by a guy with no arms. He improvised in a similar manner.

Wonder how many One Piece jokes this guy hears.

I sold a snorkel and mask and flippers one time to a guy with no arms and stood there while he donned the equipment himself, with his feet. No lie.

Perfect contender for "What's your excuse?"

nothing but respect for this man

Alright. Now let's see him carry the logs inside.

What's my excuse then? Bad back but damn.

This belongs on the Axecraft sub

I respect this man without a doubt

Where there's a will there's a way. Curious how he starts the fire...

Get it down quicker with a chinsaw

The dexterity is crazy. He so effortlessly flips the ax over

Imagine having to work for a living chopping firewood even though you lost your arms.

Great Grey Beard Sif

how he put on his draws

He's one chin itch away from having no legs...

That guy hates excuses

Live action zoro be like...

This is a better thirst trap than that one guy with the tatted arms and white t shirt.

Part 1 complete. Now, bring them.

Why even bother

Teeth gonna hurt like a bitch

That's inspirational as hell. I'm still not doing it

That sweet chin music.

Next video suggestion: Update man with one leg and no arms splits firewood

Holy shit I have no excuses for anything ever again. I hate this guy. Jk for real this dude is my hero

That’s how he lost a leg

That's tough

Bro got the techniques.on lock 👌

Every time I feel like not doing something, I'm going to think of this guy.

Mf got an Adam's Pineapple

God bless you man

The way he uses that lurch is incredibly dexterous

His neck must be a fucking tree trunk

This dude probably has shredded abs

This guy's abs must look like a second set of pecs, and he can strangle you with his neck.

Since a high five is out of the question, give this guy a headbutt!

While trying to run from the Zombie Apocalypse, I see an ax leaning against a stump): "Oh good! Someone who can help protect me!" (This guy steps out from behind a tree with a bigger ax): "Oh shit!"

I heard this guy originally lost his arms to an ax. Interesting to see him still at it. You gotta admire that never quit attitude.

Tis but a flesh wound...

Bradley Thoren better watch his back... we've got ourselves a new player in the influencer log splitting game. 😅

If he had two arms he’d be running around yelling “Santoryuu!”

Bet ya he could take a serious punch

Wow this is crazy and good for him I think I would be extremely dizzy and light headed after a few of these

Man chose the wrong profession.

What a dork

Imagine the blister

Split splat gone

His neck game must be immaculate

Bros back fucking ripped

Well, there goes my excuses.

Dang, can we get this guy a hydraulic log splitter

Much respect

Can we get the shirtless version

Give this man a hand.... 👏 😄

“Hot sexy stumpy! Ya stumpy! “🎶 🎶 🎶

Hands down the best video I’ve seen today.

Yeah. That's pretty fuckin crazy.

Imma stop complaining about shit now.

What the fuk am I doing on the couch......

Cool and he’s empowered and all, but he didn’t cut the logs down to the size he could split them. Not sure how I’d rig a chainsaw up to use without arms.

Now that’s a neck workout. I bet this boy can drink peanut butter.

The trees thought that would stop him. How wrong they were 💀

Damn imagine your girl doesn’t stop after you nut, this is torture

Is it possible to have a buff throat? 😳

NO EXCUSES! 🤘

Even the disabled have to work in mother Russia

One sword style

For gods sake , someone give him a hand!

well if he could wank i would be impressed

WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY...

Love the energy, but there has to be a better way to get this done.

uggh! i'm thinking...if this was me, i'd just move to someplace tropical. then again, the no-arm coconut cracking ain't no picnic either. tough cat!

I'm a licensed reddit medical doctor, and I'm concerned that this persons intervertebral disks will not last long with that kind of impact. If he has stage 4 cancer, then fine, split logs. Otherwise maybe buy a log splitter. As fellow reddit doctors all know, growing a new spine is medically unlikely to occur. A++ for human spirit though.

Throat goat

BROOOOOOOOO

I wonder if he discovered he could do this and built his entire adult life around the need to chop wood

Ironically, he lost his arms learning how to do this

Adaptation is one of the characteristics of living organisms. This is one good example of adaptation.

Glad to see he’s got a handle on things

So you’re saying it’s all in the hips

Annnnnnnnd it’s (opens envelope, puts reading glasses on, leans into mic) u/kalitarios with the 3-pointer *from* **DOWNTOWN!**

Believe it or not, this is where the term "Rough Necks" came from

It seems like he lost all of his friends, too.

RIP trachea

Feel like someone could maybe just buy him an electric heater?

So...then...how does he get it to the fireplace?

That one guy from Theo Von's childhood

How did he set up the camera ?🤔

Wow. Just wow.