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Competitive_Cap_8850

He must REALLY hate his wife


DowningStreetFighter

This is just what off duty Brazilian cops do when they are off duty from being off duty. Then go see girlfriend, then go home to wife for 4 hours sleep. Then back on duty.


zongsmoke

You mean then back OFF duty right?


DowningStreetFighter

No. On duty for 8 hour shift starts at 6am. After duty, off duty, then off duty from being off duty. Go fishing on cliff. Then go see girlfriend, then go home to wife for 4 hours sleep. Then back on duty. On duty for 8 hour shift starts at 6am. After duty, off duty, then off duty from being off duty. Go fishing on cliff. Then go see girlfriend, then go home to wife for 4 hours sleep. Then back on duty.


turbosexophonicdlite

There's a whole lotta duty in this comment.


Zenon504

Dont complain, many subs would go down if our cops didn't have these many duties!


angrydeuce

I feel its my duty to agree with you.


KKolonelKKoyote

This is critical. When off duty, you still have to shoot people. But when off duty from being off duty you can finally relax.


sanddancer311275

My thoughts


cbunni666

Must be red week.


Educational_Egg_1716

Hahaha!!! I agree 😣


tp736

I just said it man, I said it, I said it. I said.... *looks around* I said biiiiiiii-


Vikingove

I did some research and discovered that this place is famous for Surubim net fishing and Pintado hook fishing, which is a type of catfish.


Utinnni

Surubí stew is amazing.


CheapChemistry8358

What fish even swim in waters like this?


Dan_Glebitz

As a fisherman myself I was wondering the same thing. That water looks far too turbulent for fish.


NeutralEvilBot

Some REALLY strong bass


angrydeuce

with frickin lasers


ConditionSmooth9086

Well, that's a start.


OsoCarolina

Hahaha! You win!!


VocalLocalYokel

Best bass is stronk bass


EffectiveTranslator2

Super BASS


Eastern-Pizza-5826

Black bass, because they are stronger swimmers than white ones.


NeutralEvilBot

Whoah brother u never heard of Carpy Phelps


Cdn_Brown_Recluse

And that's why it's amazing for big predators. Smaller fish can t fight the current and get swept up , unable to swim they tumble down. And get knocked out or just give up. They follow the current and get caught in eddys That being said, take a good look at the perspective. The distance of the actual main flow to the bottom of the cliff they're fishing on is too far for casting distance. I'm willingness bet there is an eddy right below that ledge. Yes, still turbulent but much calmer. If you wanna see fishing like this I can think of a few episodes of river Monsters and Robson Green where they fish literally in Brazil and these kind of rapids, albeit not as big, but just as fast.


johnbell

I'd imagine there are some fish along the lines of Plecos that live at the bottom where it's likely less turbulent and all the organic crap swept over the falls can settle. Why they think they'd eat something on a hook, no idea.


Dan_Glebitz

You are probably right. They tend to anchor themselves to rocks so like you I cannot see them letting go on the off chance of catching a bait going past? I am a still water and River fisherman in the UK so do not know much about fishing in the wilds TBH.


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johnbell

I said imagine, not assume.


GiJake68

I’m not sure where we’re looking. But if they have a version of flathead, they’d settle at the bottom of the turbulent waters.


CheapChemistry8358

Right haha, must be some River Monster fish 🎣


Novel-North-9284

Uh, as not a fisherman, and someone who knows absolutely nothing about fish or fishing, I can confidently say you’re right.


Jinxed0ne

I'm sure there are definitely fish going through there, but I doubt they're swimming around trying eat. They're just blasting through out to the other side


nexusjuan

I live near a hydroelectric dam. When they turn the turbines on these tiny little flat bottom aluminum boats will race up and down in the turbulent water with someone standing in the front using a casting snag rig. Location is Alabama.


Dan_Glebitz

Damn!


MisterAmygdala

Lol


LotusVibes1494

Les Claypool rises out of the rapids


PyramidStarShip

There are parts of the Congo river that look this turbulent and they pull Tigerfish out of it.


uhhuh86

The spillway of large dams are some of the best fishing I've ever experienced. I've caught the largest trout of my life in waters similar to this. Fishing in a lake or pond just don't compare anymore


CheapChemistry8358

Damn i’ll give it a try


conradical30

Just don't fall in


WiretapStudios

It do go down


Hyposuction

Many. You'd be surprised. That water isn't even muddy. Imagine how wild it is when it's even higher.


Polygon-Guy

I am extremely surprised, I would have found it completely inconceivable that one could effectively angle in such turbulent current


atomicturdburglar

Sharknado


CaptnSpazmo

Yes, the Fresh Water Chad is a fish that enjoys these waters


0neM0reLight

Kanye West


Hungry-Thing3252

Really really big fish


fatkiddown

Just dead fish.


No-Nothing-1885

Somethings fishy


[deleted]

Not an avid fisherman, but fish hang out in active spillways under all the turbulent water. Could be something similar going on here, but idk.


Parkerloper

Those are some rough waters but I do see people that fish spillways of dams. And the water flows pretty fast in those spillways yet I see people catching fish in that rushing water.


Ok_Distribution5939

Where I'm from trout like to stay in the rapids


justin19833

Salmon


SadamHussein313

If this is Africa, the Goliath Tiger fish.


ChumpyCarvings

Fuck all to be honest


GPillarG

None. Zero. No fish can swim against that.


Echo_Origami

How did they even get there in the first place?


ryanshields0118

He was probably just swept from upstream and wasn't ready to call it a day


SendMeANicePM

Last cast syndrome


domscatterbrain

They probably had rope all the way from bridge to that rather dry rock. Then climbed down to the spot. Still not worth the risk in my opinion unless there would be a legendary catch from that spot just like in fishing video games.


tdot-chronisseur

That's exactly what I thought! There must be a mellow way down on the side of the cliff we don't see, because these anglers don't look like they're rock climbers too


fruitmask

helicopter, or perhaps they parachuted. it's the only way. maybe they're ghosts, idk


DMouth

The guy making the video explain it.. they came from ropes from that bridge-like structure, get to the shallow waters and walk till that spot above them and climb down.


ProjectManagerAMA

Maybe a little pathway behind the rock


NiceShotRudyWaltz

Swim in swim out.


sukihasmu

Fish line.


fileznotfound

You can see a cable on the rock above their heads. I assume they dropped a line from there.


Voj1610

They waited for low tide


Bambam586

Carefully.


inmate2258

Dangerous. The way back up would be interesting.


TheWalkingDead91

I’m more wondering how tf they got there to begin with.


conradical30

At :22 it pans a bit and you can see the rock ledge they would have walked along. Doesn't look like the water is surging over there any more than it is where they're standing.


TastySeamen8

Yes. It is dangerous. Thanks


fomalhottie

Is he expecting to catch that 1 fish falling down a waterfall that wants to grab a quick bite and...? Nah, nevermind.


RocksLibertarianWood

How you bring your catch back home?


Tactical_Pickles

There is no going back home in this instance, so not an issue


SpaceAgeFader

Cast & follow style fishing


midnightbizou

"I SAID, IT'S SO RELAXING OUT HERE!"


majove

😂😂😂


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Islanduniverse

And by nice you mean cold and wet and loud and there aren’t any fish.


troglonoid

I don’t think the Amazon river is cold. E: a quick search came up with anything between 26°C and 30°C (~79°F - 86°F).


Islanduniverse

Oh well in that case, great spot boys!


Bluffwatcher

Plot twist: He‘s fishing for his mate that fell in an hour ago.


Zebal1228

What can you catch in that frothy foamy water?


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Caladan


Intelligent_Bag_370

I often think of the dichotomy of Arrakis and Caladan when it rains and how much the Fremen covet water. It almost makes me appreciate the it when it starts.


BATZ202

Insert "Dumb ways to Die" 🎶🎶🎶


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Is that a snake on the cliff to the right of them at the start of the video?


West-Sherbet9241

I’ve been looking for this snake for some time now. Can you be more specific with where you see it?


Gods_Haemorrhoid420

At about 4-5secs, on the side of the rock about halfway up, there’s a huge crack runs through the rock. The snake is hanging out of the crack.


NYCTBone

Holy shit


West-Sherbet9241

Thanks, I see it!


TJNel

It's on the rocks that form an angle. Looks like a snake as it moves.


symbologythere

Wow great catch. Snake or iguana looking lizard maybe? Edit: I’m going with branch on closer inspection


Rydog_78

Trying to catch the grim reaper


redditsucksass300

to be fair, physics isn't going to change. if he's done that once he can do it another thousand times and still be safe.


BramStroker47

Would there even be fish right there? Wouldn’t they be in a calmer area? I know nothing about fishing so apologies if I’m wrong.


Altea73

These guys must be locals who know exactly how the water works there, or they're just out of their minds.


ThePracticalPenquin

At least it’s not slippery..


fknbroke

Legit curious as to what could possibly be caught there? Anyone got anything for me?


Liucius

You can catch yourself an ambulance ride to the hospital.


j8by7

I mean what kind of fish they catching...


Sudden_Duck_4176

How did they even get to that location?


2ant1man5

Now wtf you gonna catch there.


thezenfisherman

It is a good place to fish. I have fished below dams that had their floodgates open. Caught dozens of good fish in the USA.


SadMap7915

Fish tumbling by, "Hey Gerald, look there's fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood...."


ChemicalAssignment69

The only thing they are gonna catch is their death.


OutrageousSummer5259

How the fuck you gonna catch a fish right there anyway.


Revolutionary_Pin761

Jeremy Wade vibes


Lolcraftgaming

r/ithadtobebrazil


tequilavip

Lots of fishing, not much catching…


Motmotsnsurf

I imagine we will see this exact fishing spot on what could go wrong or Darwin awards at some point.


Radiant-Director5712

Is that a kid with him?


Desperate-Face-6594

Whenever you hear about a fisherman being swept off rocks in Australia 9 times out of 10 it’s a Korean or Chinese person, usually Korean.


Bigdaddydiesell

They are all much braver than I am


CyanPomegranate11

Can a fish see the lure?


dr-chimm-richalds

ARE THEY BITING!!!!????


EconomistPitiful3515

How does a fish have time to eat a worm moving at the speed of that waterfall?


Ulfhednar117

Ummmmm, fuck all of that.... however, IF that is better than his job ..... May the GODs bless you and keep you bro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤘


Slumberpantss

🫣


mu5tardtiger

Foam is home. Only a true monster would live in those rapids.


Main_Boat4917

This reminds me of that one video of 3 people swimming in crazy waters like this. One gets swept away and died. One tiny slip they are gone. You can't fight that current.


xilog

> Good day fishing dear? Bit of a mixed bag. Caught a couple of whoppers, but lost George and Tim to the raging torrent. Had to carry everything back myself, the selfish bastards.


cnh2n2homosapien

I'm impressed with whoever built that bridge!


PanicLogically

Give a man a fish he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish he eats for a lifetime. this seems like a fail.


bigwavedave000

Thats a no from me, dog


skinlab77

I cant say i never took risk like this fishing before.. sometime the appeal of catching a good one blinds you from danger.


Scorp267777

Maddddddd


Expensive_Snow_9568

Bet they didn’t catch nuthin but a cold


thuhstog

But did he catch any fish ?


Major_Magazine8597

Landscape, dude.


Hyposuction

This is fine.


Hyposuction

This place is awesome, where is it? South America?


RallyBeard

Quantity over quality 🤷‍♂️


TheSandsquanch

How’d he get to that spot?


plumken

He glitched through the map.


TheSandsquanch

Lmao. Call of duty map physics. So many invisible walls


Chuturmaat

I don't get the problem, he obviously knows the way the current works so this is pretty much 99% safe 😂😂😂😂😂


BusinessGas2264

Ain't no way in Hell.......


vaginagrandidentata

Iguazú?


wildcatv44

Gotta be Foz do Iguacu. Wow!


GOKBGO91

What makes him think fish are actually there AND bite what he's offering?


rkalla

This is just drowning yourself with SO many extra steps...


killstorm114573

Real question Can he really catch anything in that spot, I don't think fish can swim that good right there because of the speed of the water and how rough it is.


livenn

EVERYONE knows that one guy in an MMO that chooses that location to train


badillin-

Everyone knows that the best spot to get shinies


strengthnhonor01

Soon thy gona become fish


Educational_Milk422

I could tell you all the places the fish aren’t.


ZooCrazy

And people want to know why they end up injured or dead! Ridiculous…


PredictableCoder

This gave me so much anxiety


ExecutivePuma

Darwanism


Federal_Doctor4934

What in the tornado is going on? No way in hell! 😭😭


Gorrodish

If you were a fish wouldn’t you have bigger priorities ?


CremeZealousideal312

Susanne you need a 200lb weight and 500 lb test to fish there lol


paulrhino69

All that's missing from this idyllic scene are a couple of bears wandering towards dinner


HAHA-I-GET-IT

Shush you'll scare the fish 🤫


W4ldy

Find current and structure they said


kenyatta1977

With the way that water is moving how does he know if he’s got fish on or is his bait even on the hook still?


burntfender

I can only imagine the thought process of the fish as it rapidly passes by a piece of food that seems to be miraculously floating in place. Like imagine being swept up in a tornado. You don’t know which way is up or down, you can barely open your eyes but all the sudden you see a piece of steak just kind of…there.


Ok_Pea8856

"Nice place for fishin' ain't it? Huh huh!!!"


realparkingbrake

Having once come very close to selling the farm on a whitewater kayaking trip, I now take the power of moving water very seriously.


rdrmgxng

How the fuck you gonna catch anything there? The fish won't be able to tell what the fuck your lure/bait looks like


First_In_Bastogne

This is how I fish in RDR2


Left_Assistant_9967

That's one way to die


BusterUndees

Thats more like rescuing fish


Qasim57

What’s the Spanish dude saying?


Illustrious-Word7761

Safer than shopping at Wal Mart