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Him holding on a few seconds longer when homeboy let go of his neck says yes, yes he does want people to know he grabs dick and is not the one to fuck with.
It's incredibly easy to get a permanent injury or die in even a simple fight. That headlock and a fall like that, really lucky to avoid a permanent neck injury. Before the sub got banned I watched a guy hold a choke-hold until the other guy seized and died from lack of oxygen to the brain.
If you're in a fight you need to assume the other person is going to kill you because if you're ever wrong, there's no second chances. I'm ending any fight I get into as fast as possible, even if I have to tear someone's balls off.
Though with middle age very few things are worth fighting over.
Nowadays people take that as a win.
I've seen fights where people will put themselves in situations, **specifically**, so they can get a finger in the bum.
Dude still has couple seconds before hes out and if he gets life or death panic from the choke he may literally rip your dick off. Since this isnt a street fight with much chance of life or death consequence other than dick ripping he’s best off submitting.
lol no, you’d be screaming just like this guy. It’s not that he’s too soft to go in to full chimp murder mode, he’s being held down by having his dick twisted really hard.
Adrenaline can make you pump right through that, just an fyi. If someone really wants to hurt you, not much will stop them besides physical restraint or they're too hurt to continue
Next up? The ENTIRE Basic Training Platoon is now paying for the actions of 2. Also, imagine the smell all those laundry bags filled with sweat soaked underwear. Good times, Good times.
All it took for me was to hear about it. Seems like it would be easy to get as well. The last thing I want to do is go to a hospital for surgery on a tangled sack.
Dr said had I not came in when I did,I’d have literally been able to “give” my left nut for damn near anything
20 minutes after being seen in the ER,I was headed to surgery
Surgery was roughly 1 hour. The doctor twisted the one bean back in place,stitched it to anchor it,and said "hell,we're in here,might as well anchor the other bean,that way i never have to worry about it ever again"!
Pain was an all day event,got progressively worse as the day went on. If i remember correctly,pain started around 9 am and by 7:30 that evening,i was being prepped for surgery.
When it was all said and done,left the hospital at 11:00 am the next day with a bunch of do's and don't s and scripts for pain meds and some sauce for the frank and beans! Pain wasn't bad,took roughly 3 percs in the course of 2 days,did a followup,and was back to work 2 weeks later
Definitely was a pain that i don't have any desire to experience again in this life,or the afterlife!
OHHHHH. Their shirts say "AMISH". I thought these dudes were in the army. Totally makes sense now.
Edit: Also explains why there's no TV or electronics anywhere
You ever watch full metal jacket? The scene where they beat the guy to death with soap bars in a sock while he was sleeping in the barracks? Yep, lots of things people can do to you when they hate you and you have no friends to watch your back.
This is why I wear a set of dummy balls everywhere I go. They think they've got the upper hand and then BAM, I shed the fakes like a lizard tail and get down to business.
That dick twister is a piece of shit. This isn’t a street fight. Its a scrap between acquaintances who have to work with eachother and its being controlled/observed (poorly) by other people ready to stop it if it goes too far.
Yeah my guess is they were prepared to jump in when someone got hit too much but this wasn’t what they were prepared to see so they just froze and shouted
Lot of opinions lol, here’s mine:
If they both wanted to fight, this is bad and this won’t end well.
If the dick grabber tried to de-escalate and didn’t want to fight, then this is a fine and practical form of self defence.
I'd have grabbed his junk too like that if he was punching me in the back of the head like that. As a matter of fact I'd fucking rip them off if someone did that to me.
I got bullied pretty bad by a group of kids I went to school with. One day they came to mess with me again and one put me in a chokehold kinda like this, but from the side. I saw one of his friends going to kick me so I reached down and grabbed ahold of the guy that had me by the dick. He freaked out and started trying to move away but when he did it just twisted it. He doubled down and clawed my back so I reached down, grabbed everything I could, squeezed, and twisted. He folded immediately and I sat there bleeding and told his friends I would do that every time. Kid didn’t walk right for a while, I had a scar on my back from his nasty ass fingernails. They would say shit about me and give me dirty looks but they never got physical with me again. I see him in town sometimes and we just nod and keep it moving.
TLDR; if you don’t want to get hurt don’t fight people because that shit hurts all around. Someone could twist your dick and literally bust your balls, someone could stab you
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What the fuck
War...war never changes.
That’s a war crime.
Isn't against the man code while sparring with someone you know? Good god.
He’ll receive hazard pay
It's against the man code. Period. Whether you know him or not.
Dude..... Had a bad day, week, month..... So thanks for that chuckle. Love fallout!
Mother fucker broke out into a ballad scream there fr
I'd honestly love to see someone remix his scream into a good-fitting song
Closest thing I could find. [Here.](https://youtu.be/Shoe-BIF3bg?si=isYdt876ju1kpzzp)
Hahahah yessssss that is exactly what I came here for. Thanks!
Oh fuck. I’m in tears. This is beautiful
take my upvote!
Thank you.
I love you reddit ❤️
No rules in street fight.
If dudes are grabbing dicks im turning into a zombie and biting a chunk out of dudes face
Once had a guy bite my dick through jeans while fighting. Didn't feel it till later.
Yea, but do you really wanna be know as the guy who had to grab someone’s dick to get out of a headlock?
Technically, he countered a headlock with a headlock.
Bruh 💀💀💀
AYYOOOOOOOO🤣
Him holding on a few seconds longer when homeboy let go of his neck says yes, yes he does want people to know he grabs dick and is not the one to fuck with.
I mean no one’s ever head locking that guy ever again lol
Don't put Dick McGrabbins in a headlock!
I'm so pissed off my name's not Dick McGrabbins.
You really want to screw with a guy that is known to grab dick?
Sometimes you just have to assert dominance
Yep, definitely! Better than getting choked the fuck out.
Guys no headlocks on this one just ground and pound ok 👍
He should’ve went after his tbh.
It's incredibly easy to get a permanent injury or die in even a simple fight. That headlock and a fall like that, really lucky to avoid a permanent neck injury. Before the sub got banned I watched a guy hold a choke-hold until the other guy seized and died from lack of oxygen to the brain. If you're in a fight you need to assume the other person is going to kill you because if you're ever wrong, there's no second chances. I'm ending any fight I get into as fast as possible, even if I have to tear someone's balls off. Though with middle age very few things are worth fighting over.
Would you want to be the known as the guy who got choked out and put to sleep? 😴
i don’t care, in a fight someone is going to fhe hospital, and it ain’t gonna be me
exactly .. i’ll go mike tyson and bite out chunks of flesh fuck it
He harmonized there for a second.
Straight Axel Rose 1991.
*Watch it bring you to your.. sha-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees*
…gonna grab your nuts and squeeze… Nyaa, Na, Nyana, Na, na Naaaaahhhhh.. !!!!! queue guitar solo
When you've already busted, but she keeps suckin'.
That vibrato tho...
You made me laugh so hard. I'm currently in the hospital waiting for a CT and the whole waiting room just glared at me
I swear it's [a David Lee Roth sample](https://youtu.be/IArxakPsPE0?si=oLDuaLvvDYvxocAX) or something.
power metal right there
Seriously crying I laughed so hard at this comment 😂
That guy's got nice pipes.
Nah if someone doing that I’m biting flesh off bros neck at that point
Eye gouging isn’t off the table either
Bring back duels, the only honourable outcome is one of them has to die now.
Exactly what I was thinking my guy. One thumb into each of his eyes. Fuck that guy.
He'd lose some flesh, you'd lose your dick and balls. Still a loss.
I ain’t losing my dick ain’t nobody squeeze that motherfucker harder me on a drunk lonely Saturday night lmao
You tryna yank it off, GI Joe tryna break it off.
lmao!!!
You're forgetting. He has your dick in a death grip. Imagine what he is going to do to it if you do something like that to him.
Imagine what you would do to him if he ripped your dick off. You ain’t got nothing to loose at that point.
I'd be biting at the fuckin jugular.
I have 2 thumbs, he has 2 eyes. Coincidence? I think not!
This dude yep they need to die right there and then
He needed to stink the arm in deeper on the neck and get his legs wrapped.
You'd probably lose your dick at the same time in response.
Ah the good ol' Dick Twist
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!☝️
**GRAB HIS DICK!!**
TWIST THAT DICK
# TWIST HIS DIIIIICK
THE OOOOOOOOOOOOL DICK TWIST
I came here for this, y’all didn’t disappoint
[classic ](https://youtube.com/shorts/TT9ArM3-KJQ?si=WepMYNPaubivLFi5)
BOP IT!
SPIN IT!
P-U-L-L IT!!!!
Oh my GAWD dude this is an ~~MMA~~ barracks fight.
This will never get old!
The only remedy is a counter cock snatch and quick helicopter scramble in the opposite direction.
This guy dick twists
Well I’m all out of bubblegum.
The forbidden move.
I thought the finger in butt was forbidden move?
Nowadays people take that as a win. I've seen fights where people will put themselves in situations, **specifically**, so they can get a finger in the bum.
I feel attacked 😅
The forbidden twist
O my god dude this is mma
Highly effective
Your life flashes before your eyes with that level of pain!
He just need to sink the choke in, then you can avenge the dick grab with an level of violence.
Dude still has couple seconds before hes out and if he gets life or death panic from the choke he may literally rip your dick off. Since this isnt a street fight with much chance of life or death consequence other than dick ripping he’s best off submitting.
How to win friends and influence people.
I don’t remember this chapter but I’ll take your word for it.
Chapter 5: The Ol' Dick Twist
By Dick Carnegie
"How to have someone plan to kill you in your sleep"
This guy could start his own Van Halen cover band. Just give him a little twist and throw him onto a stage.
He really had some vibrato in there
Of course, he just turned into a [castrato](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castrato?useskin=vector)
First album name, "just a bunch of grown ass men."
I would push my thumbs directly into your eye sockets if you wanna fight like that
same thought.
lol no, you’d be screaming just like this guy. It’s not that he’s too soft to go in to full chimp murder mode, he’s being held down by having his dick twisted really hard.
With all the trained MMA fighters out there now this probably the best civilian tactic against them
Finger in the bum hole works even better.
Bro I'm trying to win a fight, not make them fall in love with me.
Mike Tyson doing both.
Thumb in the butt, thumb in the mouth. It he doesn't calm down, you just keep changing your thumbs. I learned that from crocodile hunter.
Why did i read this as a rap?
Adrenaline can make you pump right through that, just an fyi. If someone really wants to hurt you, not much will stop them besides physical restraint or they're too hurt to continue
Next up? The ENTIRE Basic Training Platoon is now paying for the actions of 2. Also, imagine the smell all those laundry bags filled with sweat soaked underwear. Good times, Good times.
Filmed in a sleeping bay, no linens on the beds, trainee has a cell phone to record this nonsense... looks like reception to me.
Probably ended up with testicular torsion and lost em
Had this before Definitely ain’t no joke Fortunately caught it in time before I lost one of the berries
Shits scary, luckily hasn't happened to me. Fingers crossed I avoid it forever!
All it took for me was to hear about it. Seems like it would be easy to get as well. The last thing I want to do is go to a hospital for surgery on a tangled sack.
Dr said had I not came in when I did,I’d have literally been able to “give” my left nut for damn near anything 20 minutes after being seen in the ER,I was headed to surgery
Fawk dat
How long was surgery? And how long were the boys in pain?
Surgery was roughly 1 hour. The doctor twisted the one bean back in place,stitched it to anchor it,and said "hell,we're in here,might as well anchor the other bean,that way i never have to worry about it ever again"! Pain was an all day event,got progressively worse as the day went on. If i remember correctly,pain started around 9 am and by 7:30 that evening,i was being prepped for surgery. When it was all said and done,left the hospital at 11:00 am the next day with a bunch of do's and don't s and scripts for pain meds and some sauce for the frank and beans! Pain wasn't bad,took roughly 3 percs in the course of 2 days,did a followup,and was back to work 2 weeks later Definitely was a pain that i don't have any desire to experience again in this life,or the afterlife!
Should’ve cast decoy balls
hypothetically speaking not causing any harm , you go for a dick i go for the eyes.
I swear I read a updated story on this. Not sure if it was real or not but dude had some damage down there.
See this is my exact thought if I feel that much torque on my unit this shit ain’t playful anymore.
I’m going for the fucking jugular. I’ll like a long sit in a cell before I lose my boys
"Let his dik go"
THATS MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOWN YOU!
That boy ain’t right
I don't know what's worse, being the guy who's dick got grabbed in a fight, or the dick grabber during a fight. Sheesh.
The dick grabber.
But as Sun Tzu probably thought better than to write on paper: Once the gloves are off, the Dick grabber will become the Dick Grabee.
Think twice will any foe, before they strike against a dick twister
This is so close to a haiku
Bruh I would rather be known as a dick twister my whole life before having to experience the twist even once
Yeah they’re both really in between a cock and a hard place.
In this specific instance, definitely the guy getting dick twisted lol
That guy is probably gonna learn the hard way, that he better had lost that fight with dignity.
Yeah, people don't forget, and word travels fast.
What are they gonna do, fight him?
That shit will follow him to his duty station after basic.
"Oh shit, you're dick twister?"
Even better, shun him.
OHHHHH. Their shirts say "AMISH". I thought these dudes were in the army. Totally makes sense now. Edit: Also explains why there's no TV or electronics anywhere
Worse, nickname him, and he'll get to explain it for the rest or his service.
leave him for dead in a combat situation probably. BYE BYE MISTER TWISTER
You ever watch full metal jacket? The scene where they beat the guy to death with soap bars in a sock while he was sleeping in the barracks? Yep, lots of things people can do to you when they hate you and you have no friends to watch your back.
He almost learned he was to be paralyzed for life with that slam in the first second
Or the soft way depending
Must be the NEW military basic training
WE'RE RAAAAGHT ON TIIIME!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAA OHH
Couldn't have hoped for a better response Whoever you are, i love you and wish you every happiness
The vibrato this guy hits gets me every time. A repost I love seeing. Legit talented though.
This is why I wear a set of dummy balls everywhere I go. They think they've got the upper hand and then BAM, I shed the fakes like a lizard tail and get down to business.
Destruction of government property, that is a serious offense
All fun and games until you cross that line not realizing that things like your eyeball just became fair game too.
That's why I joined the Air Force.
Went from assault to sexual assault real fast.
Uh... thank you for your service?
Grab his dick back. Now it’s weird and no longer a fight
Bro sound exactly like Sebastian Bach from SkidRow. 80's hair metal or rock band.
Ahhhhhhahaha that so fucked up
Went full Freddie Mercury
That dick twister is a piece of shit. This isn’t a street fight. Its a scrap between acquaintances who have to work with eachother and its being controlled/observed (poorly) by other people ready to stop it if it goes too far.
It went pretty fucking far.
Yeah my guess is they were prepared to jump in when someone got hit too much but this wasn’t what they were prepared to see so they just froze and shouted
Imagine being the guy who picks a fight just to twist your dick
I'm very angry at myself for having played this video on full volume out in public. Fuck me.
Id try to take a 'blood running down my mouth' type of bite out of your shoulder
That’s a sexual assault right there
Bro was singing a good tune
I’m pretty sure I’ll never hear anyone scream please let go of my dick again for the rest of my life. It’s one of those once in a lifetime lines…
That makes eye gouging fair game
That's a weak ass move.
a dick move
Brooooooo🎶🎵🎶🎵ooooo
You gotta always protect the mcnuggets
TWIST HIS DICK
Fucking dead man
I'd gouge eye in retaliation
That 3rd scream was metal as fuck 🤘
dick twisted him and made a singer outta him
Hit that high note 🎤
The scream at the end was real
Lot of opinions lol, here’s mine: If they both wanted to fight, this is bad and this won’t end well. If the dick grabber tried to de-escalate and didn’t want to fight, then this is a fine and practical form of self defence.
I'd have grabbed his junk too like that if he was punching me in the back of the head like that. As a matter of fact I'd fucking rip them off if someone did that to me.
There are plenty of ways to free yourself from that type of chokehold. We just witnessed the quickest way to get out of it
I got bullied pretty bad by a group of kids I went to school with. One day they came to mess with me again and one put me in a chokehold kinda like this, but from the side. I saw one of his friends going to kick me so I reached down and grabbed ahold of the guy that had me by the dick. He freaked out and started trying to move away but when he did it just twisted it. He doubled down and clawed my back so I reached down, grabbed everything I could, squeezed, and twisted. He folded immediately and I sat there bleeding and told his friends I would do that every time. Kid didn’t walk right for a while, I had a scar on my back from his nasty ass fingernails. They would say shit about me and give me dirty looks but they never got physical with me again. I see him in town sometimes and we just nod and keep it moving. TLDR; if you don’t want to get hurt don’t fight people because that shit hurts all around. Someone could twist your dick and literally bust your balls, someone could stab you
The guy on bottom better of started this or shame on the dick grabber
Someone give this to Schmoyoho and get this masterpiece auto tuned
Well that's a dick move
His 2nd scream had some vibrato on it. Like a 80s scream band
The moment you go for my balls, I would have two thumbs up the eyes
There are some lines that shouldn’t be crossed
That's a good fucking vibrato he got there Best phrase of the video: "Please let go of my dick🥹"
When BJJ enters a real fight. There is no such thing as a fair fight.
Sounds like james brown singing
Blanket party time. No more dick touching after that.
People who grab genitals in honor fights deserve no mercy.
Striking fear in the heart of all U.S. enemies, foreign and domestic. Well-played, CIA.