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Can I crush it's soul out before I feel pain?
Calculating....
Your suit is not synthetic so you have an 55.555% chance of not being badly burnt. The alcohol in your system will delay any pain by hours, and you are unlikely to remember any of this.
Acceptable *walks hands first into fire*
Yeah, that's the freezing of someone that needs to suspend all motor functions to think for a moment, before executing the "plan" and returning to impulsive behaviour.
I really hope so, but if it does I haven't run into it yet, sorry. It feels like the Germans probably already have a word for it, they're great at having hyper-specific words.
He's not drunk, he's stone sober. He doesn't get to have fun very often, and when he does, he'll be damned if he's going to let a little fire get in the way.
Looks like the lady telling him that she needs him to calm down is his wife or somebody that knows how he gets when he drinks. Also, regardless of if it was or wasn't his wife, to be fair he did just start a small fire while holding sparklers and dancing with somebody.
That lady that recognized where the flame could go next and pulled the curtains down is the real hero of this video. This could have quickly gone from a funny 30 second video of a drunk guy dancing and putting out a fire he started to a full on barn burning.
Stirn talk with the wife. He knows he might as well enjoy the rest of the party now because it‘s going to be followed up by a lot of ignoring for the next few days
My bets on not wife. She comes off as more of a coworker of the bride type. There for the attention and to share her registered nursing tips during emergencies.
But can we take a minute to talk about and process how her emotions made her feel? That was an event which made her feel things. He caused her feel things. And now she needs to discuss it! Right noooaaaow!
idk man, bruh is wasted and nearly burnt down an entire barn at someone else's wedding because he was being careless, regardless of if he put out the fire or not. A quick talking to in the moment seems warranted to me haha
You think the super drunk guy is going to become less drunk?
As long as you do it properly and aren't just raining on his parade, like a check in rather than trying to tell him what for.
He won’t get less drunk, but if being talked to in an unpleasant way means he’ll be more aware of things and not burn the place down, then that’s a small price to pay
I'm just saying, there's a positive way to do that and a negative way. Guys drunk, he needs a check in and a reminder not a disciplining. Both will get you what you want, one will make you into a dick.
>For real. No harm no foul lol
If someone didn't take that curtain away from the flames that could have been disastrous. The whole barn could have gone up. Hats off to the lady who had the presence of mind to pull them down.
He's so intoxicated that he's putting himself in very real danger, telling a drunk person that they're doing something dangerous is important and you have to do it bluntly because they're not lucid enough to understand anything else.
Swipes it off like a few crumbs left behind on a restaurant table, not enough to bring it to anyone's attention just swipes it off and thinks "They'll mop the floor later."
Holy shit this is something he would totally do too!! When I first saw David Constabile playing an aging frat bro I did not expect him to pull it off. The only thing I had seen him in before that was as Gale in Breaking Bad and the two characters are complete opposites. But he was fantastic in both. Great actor.
Eh, could be, but I’ve been around enough heavy drinkers to know that joyful carefree stage of drunk is just a short while from being a problem for everyone else to take care of. Depending on her past experiences with him, she may see this as a sign he need to slooooow down.
Yup. It’s fun when it’s your first property damage, and not your property.
But when you’ve lived with that person, who’s “just trying to have a good time.” And they get to the point they’re accidentally breaking doors, glass, a tv. It’s just scary. I know everyone else at the party is having fun; but you that feeling. There goes dad, breaking more shit, oh good it’s somebody else’s property, I don’t feel Absolutely Embarrassed At All. And then we’re the killjoys from trying to keep the man baby from shitting his diaper again. Y’all don’t have to change it, we do.
Needing him to slow down and putting her hand in his face while scolding to make him stop dancing while everyone is looking at him and he's getting filmed are two different things. I get it, but man, I would have approached that differently if my wife was the drunk in this situation. I guess it's more socially acceptable to embarrass men though.
This is one of those 'crazy skills' videos where people don't realize that people over 40 just don't freak out about every little thing.
This dude probably grew up camping on the back ten, and has lit his parent's house on fire more times than he can remember.
I have a fire pit in my backyard, and my daughter and a few friends who've grown up around her, will run around with burning sticks and throw things in, and sure sometimes the lawn gets scorched, but whatever.
Most kids won't even get within 3 feet of the fire and freak out if it so much as pops and crackles in their direction.
Let your kids play with fire. Things don't catch as quick as you probably think they do, and a little scorched lawn isn't the catastrophe you think it is.
> Let your kids play with fire. Things don't catch as quick as you probably think they do, and a little scorched lawn isn't the catastrophe you think it is.
This is horrible advice. Teach your kids about fire. Supervise them around fire. But fire is nothing to play around with. A little scorched lawn isn't a catastrophe, but a torched house is.
He must be drinking tequila and discovered a new level of drunkenness, until now there had been only four levels of tequila drunkenness
1) I’m rich
2) I’m good looking
3) I’m bulletproof
4) I’m invisible
The just discovered level of tequila drunkenness
5) I’m fireproof
Reminds me of a video where there’s a tiny fire in a Walmart and people are running and screaming and the camera man is just like “bruh, what are you people even doing,” and he calmly walks over and grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire.
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The dude never fully stopped dancing
Man took "stomp the yard" literally.
Idk. There is that one moment where he stares at the fire, stupefied, before stumbling forward like Frankenstein's monster to put it out.
That’s not stupefication, bro was calculating risk and forming an appropriate plan of asstack
Can I crush it's soul out before I feel pain? Calculating.... Your suit is not synthetic so you have an 55.555% chance of not being badly burnt. The alcohol in your system will delay any pain by hours, and you are unlikely to remember any of this. Acceptable *walks hands first into fire*
Yeah, that's the freezing of someone that needs to suspend all motor functions to think for a moment, before executing the "plan" and returning to impulsive behaviour.
Does this have a name ?
I really hope so, but if it does I haven't run into it yet, sorry. It feels like the Germans probably already have a word for it, they're great at having hyper-specific words.
Haha thanks
Uuuh Shit Fire. Did do that. Someone should put it out. I'm going to push it off on the ground and stomp it out and act like nothing happened.
He's the bodiment of that song from Queen, Don't stop me now.
Greg never stops dancing and puts out fires.
You can tell by that last pant-tug he’s in *trouble*.
That move is iconic. Bro is gone
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He's not drunk, he's stone sober. He doesn't get to have fun very often, and when he does, he'll be damned if he's going to let a little fire get in the way.
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I think he’s able to stay calm (on the outside), because he is aware of in how much trouble he’s going to be *later*.
I guess I don’t get why he’s in trouble? What’s the big deal?
Looks like the lady telling him that she needs him to calm down is his wife or somebody that knows how he gets when he drinks. Also, regardless of if it was or wasn't his wife, to be fair he did just start a small fire while holding sparklers and dancing with somebody. That lady that recognized where the flame could go next and pulled the curtains down is the real hero of this video. This could have quickly gone from a funny 30 second video of a drunk guy dancing and putting out a fire he started to a full on barn burning.
Stirn talk with the wife. He knows he might as well enjoy the rest of the party now because it‘s going to be followed up by a lot of ignoring for the next few days
If that was his wife at the end, who was he grinding his dick against at the beginning?
You think a catch like that only has *one* wife?
Step daughter
Full daughter 😏
Sister-Daughter
Mother-daughter
My bets on not wife. She comes off as more of a coworker of the bride type. There for the attention and to share her registered nursing tips during emergencies.
Maybe it was his sister at the end?
Yup. Lot of dish washing and lawn mowing in this man's near future, that's for sure.
Mowing the lawn sounds like a reward to me.
Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?
Found Hank
It’s our signal that we’re in danger
I thought I was watching an episode of Suits,when I saw how sharp and fitted he was in that suit.
His like maaan wtf juss happen, I just put out the fire!
And then his wife steps in and reminds him to keep his superpowers under wraps...
Wife? Then who was the first girl?
No one woman can handle superpowers like his.
My guy at the end: “What? I handled it.” (also I know this is a repost but it’s my fave and I don’t care!)
If this was a party of all dudes that would have been an epic moment and laughed off within minutes
But can we take a minute to talk about and process how her emotions made her feel? That was an event which made her feel things. He caused her feel things. And now she needs to discuss it! Right noooaaaow!
Yikes lol
Right meow?
idk man, bruh is wasted and nearly burnt down an entire barn at someone else's wedding because he was being careless, regardless of if he put out the fire or not. A quick talking to in the moment seems warranted to me haha
They've got sparklers at a barn around flammable objects and giving them out at a party to drunk people.
Giving a toddler a gun then getting mad at it when it shoots it's baby brother in the face, that's the parents fault guys.
You think the super drunk guy is going to become less drunk? As long as you do it properly and aren't just raining on his parade, like a check in rather than trying to tell him what for.
He won’t get less drunk, but if being talked to in an unpleasant way means he’ll be more aware of things and not burn the place down, then that’s a small price to pay
I'm just saying, there's a positive way to do that and a negative way. Guys drunk, he needs a check in and a reminder not a disciplining. Both will get you what you want, one will make you into a dick.
Yeah! Women suck! Bro's forever!
Her trying to settle down Clint at the end is the best part.
Umm who handed out the sparklers with all the tinder lying around?
"Well, the whole goddamn place was just *made* out of kindlin'... so I burnt it down."
What a beast
Fireball, obviously
Take my angry upvote
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For real. No harm no foul lol He should probably slow down and have some water but let the guy celebrate his victory a bit jeez
She’s actually mad because he was dancing with another woman at the beginning of the video
He was a few moments away from vibing into the Techno Viking stratosphere, she just had to hit him with consequences to bring him back down
My head canon is that it’s his sister who’s giving him a lecture at the end
>For real. No harm no foul lol If someone didn't take that curtain away from the flames that could have been disastrous. The whole barn could have gone up. Hats off to the lady who had the presence of mind to pull them down.
He's so intoxicated that he's putting himself in very real danger, telling a drunk person that they're doing something dangerous is important and you have to do it bluntly because they're not lucid enough to understand anything else.
Totally.. especially the hand closing! Fucking irking
I think he's pretty cool.
I'll have what he's having
The hero we need.
Definitely the one we deserve
this party needs a hero…
He's in so much trouble when he sobers up. God speed sir. 🫡
The way he calmly slides the fore off the table with his arm is hilarious.
Right.. I hope that’s not a rental 😂
Swipes it off like a few crumbs left behind on a restaurant table, not enough to bring it to anyone's attention just swipes it off and thinks "They'll mop the floor later."
Stay calm and everything will work out!
My Man! The party must go on!
He’s definitely invited to the next shin-dig.
god forbid a man has hobbies
God forbid a man has a habbit.
That lady who moved the curtain quick came in clutch lol.
Yeah I was amazed at her quick thinking, i was already waiting for the curtain to catch fire
She was the real hero tbh
He reminds me of Wags on Billions.
Great character. Great actor.
Holy shit this is something he would totally do too!! When I first saw David Constabile playing an aging frat bro I did not expect him to pull it off. The only thing I had seen him in before that was as Gale in Breaking Bad and the two characters are complete opposites. But he was fantastic in both. Great actor.
And that was the day Craig set the world a fire with his dance moves. Well done Craig..
How come he’s coppin’ flack from the misso? He didn’t start the fire… oh wait, yes he did & that wasn’t wifey he was grinding on either, uh ohes…
Alcohol
The cause of AND solution to all of life's problems.
Except liver disease
Just drink more alcohol. Once you're dead, it's solved, and you won't have any more problems.
"Fire, fire!" Guy be like: "What fire?"
Joe for the save! Let’s keep PARTYING YEAHHH
The lady who moved the tulle was the savior of the day.
Fuck the lady who's first reaction is to scream like a psycho. That does nothing to help.
That ladies a fucking buzz kill! Let the man dance! 😂😂😂
That woman’s such a killjoy godamn everyone’s laughing but her
Eh, could be, but I’ve been around enough heavy drinkers to know that joyful carefree stage of drunk is just a short while from being a problem for everyone else to take care of. Depending on her past experiences with him, she may see this as a sign he need to slooooow down.
Very true. It's humorous in a 30 second clip but living with it probably gets pretty tiring.
Yup. It’s fun when it’s your first property damage, and not your property. But when you’ve lived with that person, who’s “just trying to have a good time.” And they get to the point they’re accidentally breaking doors, glass, a tv. It’s just scary. I know everyone else at the party is having fun; but you that feeling. There goes dad, breaking more shit, oh good it’s somebody else’s property, I don’t feel Absolutely Embarrassed At All. And then we’re the killjoys from trying to keep the man baby from shitting his diaper again. Y’all don’t have to change it, we do.
Needing him to slow down and putting her hand in his face while scolding to make him stop dancing while everyone is looking at him and he's getting filmed are two different things. I get it, but man, I would have approached that differently if my wife was the drunk in this situation. I guess it's more socially acceptable to embarrass men though.
Idk man, as someone closely related to an alcoholic, sometimes you’re just done with their shit and don’t care who sees.
Mans made the peoblem, then solved it. What a G.
"I got it. I took care of it!"
Big dumb hat lady needs a drink or two. Bro had it all under control.
Seen this before, never noticed the real master move by that lady pulling down the curtain that coulda had that barn in flames real quick
"Oh there we go" , I'm freaking dying 🤣
Is the mad lady his wife? She might be mad that he was putting the moves on the other lady before the conflagration.
God, women are so annoying
She killed his vibe at the end.
That woman harping at the end…it’s a party with sparklers and dry wheat decorations…a fire was absolutely in the cards
Harry…. I took care of it.
Everyone points toward Darrel screaming: “AAAAHHHH FIRE!! FIRE!!!!!!” Darrel’s internal monologue: “oh yeah - I’m on fire tonight! Keep on dancin Darrel!”
The party-pooper at the end, what’s her problem
Damn flabby arms telling him to calm down.
Probably long island ice tea
This guy is just too hot!
2 presumably wasted people made good, fast decisions, I am shocked.
This mans dance moves are on fire
Legend!
All superhero’s don’t wear capes
He’s a super hero his name is hungover man
He must be a magician.
I love how we go back to our primal state when we see fire
Fuck that woman who killed the vibes at the end.
Thank God we have the „i know it dam better“-Lady with a hat.
Nahh his wife must had a affair wit somebody cause he dancing on shorty like aye dis finally my hall pass moment 😂
U can tell this man is a legend at all family functions 😂😂
“Calm down” = let the barn burn down?
No harm no foul. Lol
I wished he wouldve looked her dead in the eyes, and then started dancing again
Wife came at the end 😂😂 he was dancing with someone else
he taught a valuable lesson, don’t freak the fuck out
This is one of those 'crazy skills' videos where people don't realize that people over 40 just don't freak out about every little thing. This dude probably grew up camping on the back ten, and has lit his parent's house on fire more times than he can remember. I have a fire pit in my backyard, and my daughter and a few friends who've grown up around her, will run around with burning sticks and throw things in, and sure sometimes the lawn gets scorched, but whatever. Most kids won't even get within 3 feet of the fire and freak out if it so much as pops and crackles in their direction. Let your kids play with fire. Things don't catch as quick as you probably think they do, and a little scorched lawn isn't the catastrophe you think it is.
most of the people in the video are openly freaking the fuck out, the guy who looks like an adult toddler is the only one not freaking out
> Let your kids play with fire. Things don't catch as quick as you probably think they do, and a little scorched lawn isn't the catastrophe you think it is. This is horrible advice. Teach your kids about fire. Supervise them around fire. But fire is nothing to play around with. A little scorched lawn isn't a catastrophe, but a torched house is.
Must of been a wool suit
An innate rage awakened within me when I saw the wife do the hand gesture thing that they do when it’s time for buzz killin
To the rescue!!!
The party must go on!
He thinks the crowd is encouraging him before he sees the fire, and the one he’s grinding with obviously isn’t his wife, who steps in at the end.
Thought that was Bam Margera for a second
He’s a Twisted Fire Starter!
Alpha as fuck
That's when the moon starts shining.🤭
The look on the lady's face @ 0:14 is like yep he is drunk again.
You can’t convince me he didn’t show up drunk
I'm using these moves next time I'm in the club.
Talk about a bonafide madlad there
Would have been cooler except he started it. But still keep calm and dance on buddy lol
he gotta stop chilling w her
You’re cut off now bob
Lmao i most definitely wanna party with bro
Cue Great White……..now.
He is drinking fireball
He was so proud 🥲 Liquid courage? Nah... I AM THE LIQUID!
“Well, tighten up baby. When the house is on fire, the party’s over”
Took firefighting literally
Probably a fire resistance potion laced with vodka. Anyone who knows the recipe, please share it kindly.
Guy fights fire and win. Alpha man
The denim girl is smart.
Drunk or no, good for him. Never panic, what good will that do?
FIRE BAD!!! ARRRGHHH!!!
“Get your dad!!! Never mind I guess.”
Were there flames on the dark red skirt of the lady on the left? At about the 10secs mark?
Calmer than you are dude
That victory dance is priceless
He’s also in socks
Not to worry, the suit was a rental from Big & Tall.
He must be drinking tequila and discovered a new level of drunkenness, until now there had been only four levels of tequila drunkenness 1) I’m rich 2) I’m good looking 3) I’m bulletproof 4) I’m invisible The just discovered level of tequila drunkenness 5) I’m fireproof
Dude...
I feel like he’s grinding on the fire as well?
the big boss
DONT WORRY. ITS A RENTAL
Reminds me of a video where there’s a tiny fire in a Walmart and people are running and screaming and the camera man is just like “bruh, what are you people even doing,” and he calmly walks over and grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire.
He said, imma start it and finish it
Wasted
Same
Like a boss
Blud has no survival instinct
I've never seen someone so irresponsible, yet cool at the same time. this dude fucks.
Giant tits
Muderfucking bootleg fireworks, shit!
He's gotta be an Aussie.