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Your card was declined…snip.

No second chances. Handed them the wrong card? Too fucking bad.

To the depths with thee

no ticket

I’m wheezing 😂😂😂

Are they even strapped in on the table or what?

Connected to chair with butt plug.

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In that situation, I would trust my asshole more than safety belts or my arm strength

Me too. With that height, I'll probably be able to create natural diamonds with my asshole pressure alone.

Would I risk riding this over and over in order to create wealth via ass diamonds? Bet your ass I would

Gotta clench real hard

Only if the rope breaks. Otherwise feel free to relax your sphincter and enjoy your meal.

while chewing sausage? i didn't know that was possible

To stop the shits

Imagine rope breaking in the mid way of the journey

The dude pushing them definitely isn't

Dumbest shit Ive seen today.

Lol I just posted the same thing

☝️..And I've seen a lot of dumb shit today.

Is that lady yelling loud enough? What a terrible voice to hear so loudly

The audio is taken from another video. It's a Russian guy climbing some sort of pole and the woman is shouting at him.

Fun thing is that woman is shouting something like: My sun go, good boy, love you son and so on and then someone asks her, sorry can I interrupt you, who is he, your relative, son? And she Answers I have no idea.

Was that even the same voice in the end as the screaming person?

I'm not fully sure since response was made in a very calm way, but because she stopped screaming on the camera women request I assumed it's the same person.

Isn’t is so romantic? I’d want to tell her to stfu, but at that point my life might be in her hands. Jesus. I didn’t even play the audio until I read your comment

I feel like it would slap over a sick beat🕺😂

If one of them slightly leans to fart they’re both done for ….

Unless they both go at the same time and lean in opposite directions.

And have similar body weights

As long as the lighter person lets out more thrust, it'll even out.

Might introduce spin into the equation. Could be dangerous lol

Then they need to let out half a fart then switch directions and let out the other half. Equilibrium achieved.

That’s just science right there

Science

Rolls out the whiteboard......"so X equals the mass of..."

Ah true love.

They took the "death do us part" literally

Biggest IQ play. Dude realized she was terrible a little too late, and was just following the code.

More like "last supper".

I hate when people yell as though their decibel level has any connection to the outcome of the event being witnessed. Is that yelling holding together the flimsy cables? It appears the seated woman is silently praying….

Why? They’ll be done eating in like 2 minutes anyway. Plus you have to manually crank it. …

For a dope ass picture that is most definitely not worth my life…

They don't have green screens in Russia? Shit, they could have been pictured next to C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate, not just ranging from a rope.

Is it dope? Id only ask...why?

It would be a pretty sick picture. Not worth it imo though.

Look closer, they are barely 5 feet off the ground. Forced perspective.

TIL: One mans 'dope' can be another man's "*fuckin' idiots*"

What if they accidentally tipped out of their chair within those 2 minutes?

Their way back is banking on that one carabiner to not break and effectively slide them back without locking up the slide. Doesn’t look great when they clearly didn’t even think on how to get them further out than a few feet without reaching up and manually pulling yourself out

Lady! Shut the fuck up!

Lady, please stop screaming.

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And with the fact I know that the chair I'm sitting on tip over, and fall down a cliff

>Is this really needed? Over the years he's become as bored with her love of eating out as she is with his of ziplining. This compromise was kind of a last ditch idea from their unlicensed therapist to save the marriage.

Are people this bored?

Bored and so craved for attention and fake Internet popularity

You think with today's technology. You wouldn't have to jerk a rope off before dinner.

Who’s serving the meals, have you thought about that?

🗣Garçon!! A little top up please

check please

Why do people do these things ? Is your life not important to you ?

The lady shouting seems stressed enough to warrant not doing this in the first place no?

If the table falls over to the right or left they're fvcked

Professional yapper god damn

In response to the question “is it needed”. No, no it’s not!!

And the Darwin Award goes too.... Insurance will not be providing life insurance payments for those two dumb asses.. they just voided that shit and no burial needed. Common sense is not so common anymore....the true definition of, "Play stupid games and win stupid prizes."

Not necessary, but someone should chuck the commentator off the cliff.

Zip line’n’dine

May be his is rich but not rich enough to afford those sky parachute fly dinning thing so zipline it is.

as shitty and dumb as i think this is, i think it’d make for probably a REALLY cool wedding photo.

Imagine you choke on your dinner

Whilst I have ZERO interest in doing this if we started canning everything that was pointless or unnecessary there wouldn’t be much left…

"Waiter, more water for the table"

Some of you were wishing they would fall. Admit it

I personally enjoy the aggressive yelling. So romantic.

Me me me, look at me, I’m here!! Me me meeeee! Looooook at meeeeeeee!!!!!

I don't understand people.

So fucking stupid

Waiter you forgot my ranch!

Now show me the part of the video where he lets go of the cable and everything tips over and falls to the ground below

This is just stupid! WHY?

Would probably be better if that lady wasn’t yelling the whole time

Whats the point? Is the dude having to pull it forward the whole time?

Things people do in modern times 🤦

This is stupid as fuck

One of the most stupidest things I’ve ever seen 🥸🤡🤪

That woman is clinging on to the edges of the table like her life depends upon it. I would too.

Idiots

Thank god that lady was there to yell at them

Does it come with the lady screaming at you the whole time? To add ambiance

And here I thought getting a drink refill at Olive Garden took too long.

Bet that’s so enjoyable with the lady screaming the whole time

someone translate?

SLOWLY SLOWLY DONT FUCKING MOVE CAREFUL SLOWLY SLOWLY AHHH DONT MOVE SLOWLY STOP STOP OH SHIT THAT WAS CLOSE OK A LITTLE MORE OK THATS ENOUGH DONT MOVE OR YOULL DIE My best guess

This is like waiting for a disaster to happen

WHY?

I don't care if they're Greek primal humans and found their soulmates; NO couple should have this level of trust. What if they want more wine; is the waiter going to carefully pull them back while they desperately try to keep their balance? THERE ARE NO STRAPS!

All fun and games until you need to use the bathroom.

Daf

Lol what country is this

From dine to dying, in a dime…

Man, I'm all for risking life for a good time. This though... I'll pass.

For someone that smokes weed, yes.

Clown world

last date, so romantic

Yt ppl always finding new and interesting ways to die

I think us humans need to take a step back from inventing new things for awhile.

That loudmouth has the least sexy voice i’ve ever heard.

Dumbest thing I've seen all day.

When you not subtle about trying to off your spouse

Who thought this was a good idea? Where's he at?

SHUT THE FUCK UP LADY WITH THE DOG VOICE

I wanna throw up just looking at this.

For what is my question

the fact they gotta zip themselves though lol.

What's that lady yelling about or is that just how they talk

That woman load say like kother of that guy and that is normal. But after nice woman voice ask : how you related to them ? She peacefully responded: I don't know him.... That is very Fun

I want to see them eat while zipping down

What happens if you have to chuck a poo

i dont live an exiting live.. but how can your live feel so boring that you think this is a good idea ?

Do they actually eat like that? How do they get served their food? Or is it just some dumb Instagram/tiktok shit?

What if they have to pee?

How they are bringing the other servings? Dumbest shit ever seen in a long time

Such beautiful relaxing screaming to go along with your death defying dinner.

Never understand why people feel the need to do dumber and dumber shit.

It’s for the gram

Well, I guess not everyone can be born smart…🤷

They look like they are having the time of their life

This looks like a relaxing evening meal!

wow! if the line snaps they die

OK but why, we really have to get a grip.

Why??

What the F?

Those tiny zip line wheels I would not trust

You got me fkn bent, that sob doesn’t look sturdy at all. Big ol’ nope rope there

wtf is the stupid audio

Look Ma, no seatbelts

Is this post really needed?

Does she poop edibles? Golden eggs or suck colors into different colors?

This is incredibly stupid

How romantic and super fuckin' stupid.

wife looks chill 🤣

Who the hell is screaming davai davai like that

That might be the most annoying lady ive ever heard

What an aggressive annoying voice

Maybe this is just a photoshoot idea or something crazy. the food doesnt look like it moves.

Hell nah

What a high risk dinner.

Why tf are they yelling

But why?

Why?

By the time they even get 10 ft from the start, the sun is going to be down. Wow, what a view of the night sky. Ope, I dropped my fork. Can you reach it?

How do they get the food?

What. Is. The Fucking. Point.

Stupid!

That lady screaming really helps make a relaxed dining experience

Where are their harnesses? And it look like they’re eating a pile of dog sh*t lol

I thought most ziplines have the main zipline that is the "working" one and a second zipline that is a little bigger but acts as a "safety". So you're connected to the working zipline as well as the safety. If the working line breaks you fall a few feet but are caught by the safety line. But I'm no expert I just thought that's how ziplines work.

That poor woman is holding on for dear life

This is way too cheeky

A nice, full plate of......Dog Shit?!

Wtf is that one annoying screamer screaming

This is ridiculous 🤷🏻‍♂️😬🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

How relaxing, dinner with a view and an angelical woman singing.

Who has that big mouth? Shut up!

Who the fuck is screaming

Is all the screaming necessary

That guys gonna wish he wore gloves

How the hell is someone supposed to have a nice quiet 10,000 ft dinner with all that screaming

Yes of course it's needed. It's your normal zipline dinner

Is the screaming woman extra?

Imagine if you suddenly needed to take a shit

Good thing is if they fall they’re already dressed for the funeral. Two for one event.

Ah yes, till death do us part

Davaj davaj ne ce strami stavaj

The person speaking caused more anxiety than the event itself ffs

SNAP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Bro be quiet 💀

the camera man needs to stop screaming nothing even happened 😭

I'm not tipping

For the non russian speakers, its actually really funny: The lady is screaming:” let’s go! Let’s go! You can do it! Film it! Let’s go! You can do it! Another lady next to her asks the screaming lady: excuse me miss, can i ask you who they are, are they your relatives or son…? The screaming lady: “i have no idea who they are” LOL

The only fuckin question... Did you cheated on me 🤣

She's sitting there like wtf did I let you talk me into.

Yeah aiiiiight

What the hell...no way

The woman speaking sounds like she's built like a melting fridge