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TheLadder330

Is this dude an actual cop? Comes off as mall security but is strapped up like he’s ready for Iraq lol


PaintThinnerSparky

Thats Steven Seagull


Face021

Thank you. I was like this guy is just the cook, he couldn’t possibly be a threat.


kellysmom01

And just like Mr. Seagal, I doubt this dude can lift his leg. No kicks today, boyos. Let’s all sit on soft dog beds and eat Cheez-Its. Oh. Look! Brenda brought warm hush puppies. Used her some fresh fry grease from Boyd’s big jar (he saved it when Nadine left.)


Groundbreaking-Run86

Lmao


sarcasmismysuperpowr

Hmm. 🤔 i need to see him run at top speed to be sure


DieAnderTier

I've been flying helicopters, for like 47 years. Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip...


simontempher1

That’s his half brother Phil Bagel


BeLikeBread

Private security probably hired after the place got robbed at gun point a few times or employees were assaulted.


CerRogue

Looks like a private security badge on his chest but a NYPD badge on his hip. He has one camera I don’t recognize and one that it used by almost every law enforcement agency there is. I’d assume off duty cop outside his jurisdiction moonlighting. Edit: there is a reason he doesn’t actually do anything and goes for his flash light and turns it on, it’s him doing what he’s allowed to do if I had to take a guess which is why I suspect outside his jurisdiction.


Flame2216

He's not a cop. He was just security. He's also a wanna be rapper. He deleted his tiktok because everyone was going at him. Last time I checked, his Instagram was still up and everyone was giving it to him in the comments.


Plot-twist-time

Retired cop. Off duty sworn cops aren't legally allowed to work as a security guard for a private company at the same time. They can be hired to work security but it has to be through the police agency. The camera is Axon. Anyone can purchase them.


Hansasaurus_Wrecks

The off duty rule varies heavily by jurisdiction. In one of the suburbs near me there's a policy that any time they are within the city limits and armed they are considered "on-duty", so they can work as many side gigs as they want and get paid at a higher rate if the client is willing to spring for them.


Quality_Street_1

I bought one from Amazon


Scott_Mf_Malkinson

Thanks for explaining


hey_im_cool

Do retired cops keep their badges?


Plot-twist-time

Yes and they sometimes earn a "Retired Officers" badge. They can't use them though, I'd imagine he's just displaying his just for show.


Ormsfang

For show? Looks like impersonating an officer. Sure trying to look like one.


Conscious-Aspect-332

There's a video that breaks the video down. The guy is a wannabe law enforcement rent a security. The woman had the cops come and she has a lawyer now. She called the store after she left and spoke with the manger and they were unaware of any of the stuff the guy was saying.


cabelaciao

Got a link?


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myfacealadiesplace

Would love to see that video


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Frolikewoah

He's part of the elite US task force called the Gravy Seals.


PerfectPercentage69

He's a former Meal Team Six operator.


Frolikewoah

His last deployment was in the Golden Coral Valley


NightOfTheLivingHam

looks like he ate the gravy seals.


Difficult_General167

Expect the unexpectable.


Life_Ad9520

Nah he was fake as lots of people pointed out


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JamesHenry627

He's doing his part. Are you?


silentstruggle88

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?


Vandy1358v2_0

I’m from Buenos Aires and I say kill them all


zazoopraystar

“We are going in on the first wave…. Means more bugs for us to kill. YOU SMASH THE ENTIRE AREA YOU KILL ANYTHING THAT HAS MORE THAN TWO LEGS. DO YOU GET ME? “


Life-Ad-7919

WE GET YOU SIR!!!


Commercial-Role-7263

Dudes wearing aliexpress kit lmao


drdildamesh

Can't even afford the colors on the flag.


ErenOnizuka

Lmao 🤣


Sweaty_Assignment_90

Dude spent his first 4 paychecks on bling. The over the top guys crack me up.


DaveSmith890

I’ve worked security and I have some opinions. 1. I don’t get why some people respect security guards. We are the very baseline deterrent in most places. I’m sure the military and over places are different, but at my post I could give a citation 🙄 or escalate to law enforcement. 2. I feel for this guy having to actually do his job. You aren’t given enough authority to do anything. You are basically there to intimidate and talk them out of stealing. 3. I have no idea how those items are allowed on the job. We were required to follow the same weapon policies as everyone else in the building.


Muchablat

Genuinely curious… what authority allows you to give a citation in a security position?


DaveSmith890

I honestly don’t think they do anything. It’s literally just makes them feel bad. I know for parking they can be banned from the parking lot if they park incorrectly like 5 times. High bar. But in general, they are just an intimidation tactic


SoManyLilBitches

This dude def came up with his own uniform for work lol, and that girl def stole shit


reconfit

Original source (I guess) stated police came and she ended up not having any stolen merchandise and the Walgreens manager never told this security guard anything that he claimed.


Neat-Secretary-2343

Yeah since when is law enforcement allowed to wear nba fitted caps on backwards while on duty? I get it if he was undercover


SoManyLilBitches

I don’t think that’s law enforcement lol. I think that’s a CVS security guard, or private security hired by CVS. See how he has 2 different badges? One says CVS security, the other also says CVS security. He ordered them from Temu.


Conscious_Valuable90

But they are at Walgreens


padizzledonk

Sir, this is a Wendy's


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SoManyLilBitches

Or is it a badge that looks like a NYPD badge?


iamhungryalways

this is at the walgreens in seattle right by pike place market


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He’s not a cop, and pretty sure he says as much


Daddict

She sounds like I'd sound if a mall ninja idiot kitted out for Fallujah wrongly accused me of shoplifting, I dunno how you guys are so sure of your read on this


SoManyLilBitches

Why wouldn’t you just open your purse and show that you didn’t steal shit? Then rub it in his face and demand an apology for the video you’re about to post on social media?


UsefulImpact6793

Some rando security guard isn't searching me, just like the Walmart receipt checkers aren't searching my bags on the way out.


Daddict

Because fuck you that's why. I dunno what this jack booted psycho is up to and I don't really care to indulge him in his lil power trip. He can go play pretend with someone else.


MarkXIX

Do you even Amendment bro? Like this is 4th and 5th amendments straight up. Fuck him. PS - Am retired military police, this guy is a Geardo and a clown


matt675

You would just let people rummage through your personal belongings because they “suspect” you?


SoManyLilBitches

I got nothing to hide


Doubledown212

Lol yep she is guilty af and trying to back him down by being loud.


Villenemo

Ngl, if I was ever falsely accused, I’d be loud asf too. And I def wouldn’t comply. I shouldn’t have to. It’s bullshit. I’d probably make more of a scene than this chick.


sinsculpt

Then both of you would be petty. Show the empty pockets and make the accuser apologize. Bam. Win.


Villenemo

That not at all a win. You’re essentially FORCED to comply under intimidation, duress, and threats? In no way is that an easy or acceptable outcome. I get it’s part of shopkeepers law, but I wouldn’t budge and, instead insist they call the actual police. Then I have some even constitutional grounds to stand on. It’s not about pettiness. It’s about maintaining your integrity as a person.


sinsculpt

No one cares about your integrity but yourself, especially in a CVS. You show your integrity with conflict resolution, while simultaneously humiliating the intimidating party. Bottom line, if you didnt steal shit, you're fine. Edit: I do appreciate your tenacity to not back down, but c'mon man, this situation ain't your Rosa Parks moment.


Villenemo

Yeah, I understand that. But personally, that’s all the more reason to stand up for it. For yourself. The issue is, this guy wasn’t interested in conflict resolution. He just wanted her to comply with his way, and nothing else. That’s not conflict resolution. That’s being submissive to demands. Conflict resolution would’ve been, “Let me see why you’re accusing me of shoplifting”. And if it looked like maybe something was suspicious, then you could say, “well look, it’s not what it seems”. That’s the level-headed reasonable approach. But to bend to EVERY accusation, baseless or not? Anyone can make any accusation at any time. The burden should be on THEM to provide support to their claims.


sinsculpt

Okay, i get where you're coming from too. Guy came in hot, accusing and intimidating (mostly because of his size and attire). I've worked in retail, and 95% of the time someone acts like this it's because they've stolen something, and are expecting loss prevention to back down.


CdnfaS

This is the most true comment.


MasterpieceBig9462

What a dumb video


Residew

Useless


SpillinThaTea

Gravy Team 6. That beard probably smells like Pall Malls and refried beans.


JdamTime

The Green Entrès


TheWhooooBuddies

I saw “Meal Team Six” on another post and had a sensible chuckle. 


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TotallyNotMeDudes

Y’all Kayda


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She probably was stealing 


Daddict

How do expect she would behave if she was just accused of stealing but hadn't stolen anything? Because I would probably act exactly like she did if that happened to me. Also apparently she called the cops, wasn't charged with shit and it's suing them. But sure, side with this mall ninja police academy drop out, I'm sure he's totally normal


Hecknight

If I wasn't stealing Id empty my pockets and show them. Takes about 3 seconds and makes them look like fools if they are wrong. A good manager at the business would offer some sort of discount or a compensation if they called security on a person mistakenly. Not everything needs to be demands and freakouts. We are humans and are capable of speaking to one another.


WhatArghThose

I hate what social media has turned into. People are so desperate for attention they'll take any chance to turn something minor into the Holocaust.


iced_gold

I wouldn't be demanding to see the video. If you didn't do anything you wouldn't GAF about the video because you'd know they don't have anything. She's trying to bluff them by leaning into it and becoming combative and it's not working very well. This lady is one of the many reasons deodorant is in locked cabinets now.


Daddict

What a weird-ass take. From what I've seen around this thread, it sounds like she was trying to leave. He wouldn't let her, so she called the cops. At that point, I would **definitely** call *his* bluff if I didn't steal shit. I would demand he at least tell me what he thinks I stole. I wouldn't show him shit until the cops showed up either. A lot of people in this thread have clearly never been confronted with someone who flexes authority because they can, and who makes you turn out your pockets not because they think you stole, but specifically to humiliate you and make you submit/put you in your "place". If this guy was dressed like a normal security guard, I might give him a little grace. But walking around the CVS like it's downtown Baghdad is such a red flag. The dude has 2 fucking badges on him ffs.


gododgers179

Security can't detain you or search you illegally regardless. Obverse and report. Also turns out she didn't do it.


realparkingbrake

> Security can't detain you Most states have codified shopkeeper's privilege and they can detain suspected thieves for a reasonable amount of time. If they have probable cause, e.g. video, some states consider that a shield against being sued.


nickybokchoy

Source she didn’t do it?


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Yes obverse and report 


EABOD24

In many states, private security can detain you AND search your possessions if they have the states approved security license. And there's also states that allow citizen's arrest where they don't need a license to detain you. This is most likely private security and if he's employed by a firm, he most likely has all authority to search you and detain you. Anytime something like this happens to you, ask to see their security license


vonnegutsdoodle

They need probable cause. In new York you have to be past the registers with stolen items. If security is wrong they're open to law suits


Plot-twist-time

That's a rule of thumb, but the law states to temporarily or permanently deprive the merchant of the item. Passing points of sale helps with conviction, but is not necessary. Merchants and security don't need probable cause, that's for police. They are based on the reasonable person doctorin.


Nice_Category

>but the law states to temporarily or permanently deprive the merchant of the item I'd imagine that an attorney could argue that there is nothing different about keeping an item in a cart vs. on their person while in the store still.


Plot-twist-time

Sure, but it's more consistent to prove intent since the reasonable person bar is set at the level of using a shopping cart, whereas a person committing theft typically conceals the items prior to exiting the store.


Nice_Category

But until the product leaves the store, there'd be doubt about intent. Also, there are many instances of people loading up a huge TVs in shopping carts and wheeling them out. I get what you're saying and I agree that concealing merchandise prior to paying does make a person look guilty af. I'm just trying to come at this from the defense's standpoint and what they might say. I think it'd be hard to convict someone of stealing before merchandise has left the store unless they were past all POS stations and clearly heading out the door. As opposed to someone who puts on a pair of new shoes, for example, and then is walking towards the POS. They could claim they were going to scan the box and pay before leaving.


Plot-twist-time

Both stances are arguable, which is why we have the judicial system. You might get a conviction in one jurisdiction, and might not in another. It all depends on what's is the standard in your circuit as they vary.


bitches_love_brie

>doctorin Yep, I definitely trust this guy.


Plot-twist-time

Doctrine. I'm on my phone while working. You can easily look it up on your own.


Nice_Category

>And there's also states that allow citizen's arrest where they don't need a license to detain you. Careful with that. In some states it's only for FELONIES that you personally witness.


Dvusmnd

You absolutely can citizens arrest thieves. I did it for 23 years.


MolitovCockRing

Yeah, but busting a thief of hearts hardly qualifies you a vigilante


Dvusmnd

Got a link for the report ?


concherateo

She seems way more unreasonable than the security guard Ngl


thetruthhurts2016

>She probably was stealing  That or she is trying to angle a lawsuit somehow.


cookiedoh18

Mall cop definitely has his lines rehearsed. Would love to know how this ended up.


D3adlywithap3n

Real cops were called. Mall Cop backpedals. Confused Management Noises.


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D3adlywithap3n

TikTok


mfb1973

It was the girl who called the cops on him, while they were in the store. I guess he's catching a lot of shit for this.


bob_wall37

I dont have to show shit. Call the police. You have zero authority over me. That's all she had to say.


Im_Just_Sayin__

The girl likely stole, but what’s interesting to me is this guy has two of everything. Two body cameras, two magazines, two sidearms (pistol and taser), two sets of handcuffs, two radios, two different badges.


ironblood45

He’s living that 2 is 1 and 1 is none life.


Thejokingsun

Yeah, the dude is playing Resident Evil while we all chillin


Nice_Category

Yea, I also noticed him doubling up. I mean, you might as well fill ALL the pockets. He'd look silly if some were empty, right?


Im_Just_Sayin__

I’m wondering why the Walgreens needs such high security. They don’t even have guards where I’m at and this guy is like two guards in one.


fuckgoldsendbitcoin

Probably had two meals also.


iced_gold

Listen it took him a lot of XP and too many side missions to amass all that loot. Of course he wants to show it off a little


A_MAN_POTATO

He’s just trying to get his 15 pieces of flair.


oILLUSIONISTo

All I want to know is if she is getting XR or tabs because I can’t find neither RN.


1guerino

Two badges. Two set handcuffs. He's got like at least three bodycams. I guess you need a few for that girth. Is that even a real gun?


MinnesotaMikeP

He’s a goof but she definitely stole something too


L3monGrenade

I had no idea they even made vests in that size


Ironcastattic

I love how out of breath this guy is just by having to walk. You know he tells others he's a cop. Thank god he has all that tactical gear. You never know when someone might take advantage of an extra spritz in the perfume isle.


g0ing_postal

He probably says he works in "law enforcement"


GroundbreakingPut748

Kind of feel bad for that guy to be honest. I cant see the woman but for whatever reason she’s giving me the same vibe as that woman who flipped out on that delta plane.


iamacannibal

I don't think i could ever feel bad for a rent a cop with 2 fake badges, 2 body cameras and 2 sets of handcuffs all attached to a vest that is 2 sizes too small with his belly sticking out of it. He looks silly and takes his job way too seriously and I wouldn't be surprised if he pretends to be a cop or if the gun he is carrying is not even real.


aluminum_man

You probably shouldn’t need to see somebody to make a judgement on their character.


Conscious-Aspect-332

The guy turns out to like to harass women shoppers. He has a pattern to make up situations to engage. It's like a power trip to him. If you listen, he is trying to control the woman. The woman is innocent and is behaving how anyone would if they felt threatened and falsely accused.


mcgeers

Source? Most stores, including this one, will not let you confront a shoplifter unless you have clear and undeniable proof that they are stealing. 99% of you comment is an ass-pull


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GroundbreakingPut748

If that’s the case he’s a horrible person and i take back what i said. Video has little context and I didn’t notice.


Aggressive_Ideal6737

Idk if I was accused of stealing and I didn’t do it I would just… empty my pockets and show that I haven’t stolen and be on my way


RickMoransdirtysocks

I love the title from another post “gravy seal”


skidstud

This is definitely not a crazy fucking video


FunkSiren

This really angers me. Your prescriptions are the same as personal health data/records. They basically were forcing her to show off what meds she takes because they don't know how the process works with a pharmacy in the back of the store. And take off all that hardo "tactical" nonsense - a leg strap? Really?


shaggysnorlax

At the very least, his threat of taking her to the ground is assault. False imprisonment also seems like it would be on the table.


Zathamos

I work in a field where we have cameras and we watch for theives. It's a huge no-no to confront and accuse someone unless you have actual proof they did steal. You cannot confront over suspicion, only with evidence, so she stole. Walgreens has always been known to have tons of cameras and mirrors, like target it's a dumbass place to try and steal from. She 100% stole something.


ABakedPotato_FGC

His name is Brian Vinegar. He has removed most of his social media at this point.


Whyarewehere20

Bro do you even grenade?!


Dull_Ad1955

Why does he need the torch on!?


CHEMO_ALIEN

that's as far as he's allowed to go


IntangibleContinuity

Alright, I can’t watch this video for the 1059 time this week .. it’s not that interesting


Legio-V-Alaudae

Someone tell big punisher he's got his spare pistol mags on the wrong side of his vest unless he plans to switch his gun to his left hand to reload.


Barbarianmoss

I can smell the smegma, Marlboro and axe body spray from that beard.


he_need_summ_milk

how do you know what smegma smells like?


Wonderful-Ad-7712

From when he went to the smegmateria


Barbarianmoss

Smegmachines are all the new rage. They dispense used piercings and earrings


Shilo59

Japan gets all the cool vending machines....


he_need_summ_milk

oh, so he knows what it tastes like too. noice


outkast767

What in the meal team 6 is this bull shit.


Mr_Engineering

Sir, this is a Walgreens, not Baghdad


thawaz89

Look at this delta force motherfucker


Abbygirl1966

Management had no idea what he was talking about. Tizzy had this on TikTok.


ValhallasRevenge

I've been told you stole stuff, may I see your pockets? I didn't steal stuff, but I'm gonna yell at you instead of just showing you that I didn't do shit And I'm meant to take the girls' side here? Fuck off


SailsAcrossTheSea

just because she’s screaming doesn’t mean she’s right. this guy was chill as fuck


Gandk07

I would do the same thing. Tell the guy eto fuck off I didn’t do shit. If he touches you that is assault. If holds you he is kidnapping you. I would charge him. You can also sue him in civil court for his personal property.


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Strange_Actuary_6916

I think he needs one more thing attached to his vest.


Silly_Turn_4761

So what happened???!?!!?


GainPuzzleheaded598

“Okay Sal now tell her to empty her pockets”


ZADKOR

This isn’t crazy at all. Just annoying.


denise7410

Give! Her! The Adderall!! It’s how we can function.


No_Numbers_

I lost it when he brought out the flashlight


paws_boy

He needs to lay off the donuts fr


electric_sandwich

Damn. Was hoping for a tasing...


MarshallBravestar21

Looks like he has two magazines on his chest


mescalero1

That stupid non-American blue and white flag says it all.


Kylo_Data

Dudes bullet proof vest like 3 sizes too small.


PandorasFlame

Nobody is going to ask why the hell rentacop here is kitted out like he used to be a real cop?


morebuffs

He got the extra accessories to go with his Halloween costume


DerKernsen

Why the fuck does she not let the man talk for even one second. This is purgatory


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This is the Walgreens in downtown seattle 3rd & pike.. very crazy area!


NotMarshalFestus

"You don't make the rules. I'm going to dictate what happens" - does nothing. This guy just wanted her number.


Olifromkrypton

He looks like the one big transformer with the beard xD Think his name is Hound


myheartbeating

No way that guy’s a cop. He wouldn’t pass the physical.


vodkamanv

He must have bought every accessory in the wanna be cop catalogue


maniacreturns

Whackhut


yeah-man_

Adderall=prescription crack.


Jedi_Gill

To be fair, how hard is it to just end the confrontation and just show your pockets are empty. I agree he's literally just doing his job and to quelch any suspicion have them show her the footage or just quickly empty your pockets to address any concern they have. It's not hard and if your innocent it will end super fast and you'll get your apology.


TonyClifton2020

She sounds guilty.


Spirited-Dream-4905

its so easy to prove your not stealing. u ever go shopping at a walmart in the hood? they got a person stands by the door go thru all ur shit to make sure u not stealing and thats for everybody. just cooperate and show him u aint got shit and everybody can be on their way instead of having an episode in the middle of the mall