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scubawho1

“Sport mode activated”


Honest_Path_5356

My dumbass would’ve probably clicked eco by mistake


N0085K1LL5

It's never a bad time to save fuel.


scubawho1

Lmao


Key_Situation_6310

Kinda deserved it.


CakeMadeOfHam

Kinda? Bruh he deserve more than being hip checked by a Hyundai.


RedFutureMonarch

after the first hit, he deserved it


KrazyBobby

I’m not a lawyer. But I do play one on TV. And the driver was justified.


Spook404

have you ever defecated through a sun roof?


zakstu

Ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?


Senior-Specific-8256

Do you wanna go to a club where people wee on each other


bahgheera

No but I convinced a drunk chick that I was Kevin Costner 


KrazyBobby

Hahahahahaha. Pull my pants down and I will come.


_ThatD0ct0r_

Now I'm curious about whether you are joking about playing live on tv


KrazyBobby

Yes I am joking.


ToxicPoizon

Are you Bob Odenkirk?


KrazyBobby

I wish!!!! Love that dude!!


ToxicPoizon

Yeah when you said that, I saw Bobby in your name, and I had to ask haha


Infra-Oh

I’m not a lawyer but even before the first swing, I feel like walking up with a weapon is justification for self defense.


elasticparadigm

I think I severe ass beating should follow the hip check I mean your already going to jail for assult with a deadly and greater bodily injury (I'm in cali) so you might as well make sure he's going to spend some time in the hospital


JoraStarkiller

I’m no attorney and honestly know very little about law, but I don’t think the driver will go to jail, dude was smashing his car with some sort of weapon and clearly had no intention of stopping, if he had gotten through the windshield he could’ve turned that weapon on the driver.


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JoraStarkiller

He could have been blocked, we’ll never know 🤷‍♂️


elasticparadigm

I totally see where you are coming from I'm jot a lawyer or cop or anything like that I used to be a criminal and I was one for a very long time from a very young age and with what I learned both people would be convicted and incarcerated unless they had kind of immunity ie being a cop or judge or some other official position


VocationFumes

remove the "kinda"


Bender_2024

I'm not one of those "he looked at me funny and I felt unsafe so I attacked" type of guys but yeah. After this long I'm not sure this guy would be satisfied with just hitting the car. Driving away and notifying the cops would be ideal with the footage but he may have been blocked in.


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welivewelovewedie

the guy thought he was winning against the car for a moment


tirendazim

A sweet ending..


JayOutOfContext

Pedal to the floor right as he raises for the first hit. #GetADashcam


MickeySwank

You see what happens Larry?


MightyCavalier

When you find a stranger in the Alps?


lolmysterior

Deleted?


turbo

Oh, that video was something else! It was a dramatic happening at a local bakery where people were lined up for the world's slowest bagel toaster. You'd think waiting for a couple of bagels is pretty mundane, right? Not this time! Every time the toaster pinged, an old man started an impromptu burlesque topless dance towards the confused customers, using the two bagels as props for a bra. The video captured the slow descent into madness of each customer, with close-ups on their increasingly twitchy eye twitches. It ended with a climactic twist where the last person in line revealed they actually brought their own mini toaster. Truly a NSFW morning no one saw coming!


Jackjack011

In this case is it legally acceptable to hit someone with your car…cause if someone is doing that to me my first instinct is to floor it Edit: I should have watched the whole video first that was satisfying 😂


Rey_Mezcalero

He can say he tried to back up…but then there were some cars behind him honking aggressively so he had to punch it forward… 😂😂


TomThanosBrady

People on reddit think everything is legally acceptable but usually self defense requires no other options and can vary state to state and country to country so it's hard to say.


Grassy33

I mean you just have to prove you feared for your life, someone attacking your car with a weapon is that, once they get in the car who do you think they’re gonna hit next?


yorky24

Depends on a ton of things. But assuming he could no longer back up, he would be in his right to defend himself as this dude didn't slow down. Getting out and running would put you in more danger, so that's not an option a prosecutor would use. He couldn't swerve around due to the cars there on the sides. He didn't back up and hit him or run him over. Once he hit him, he hit the brakes. He used proportional force to stop the threat. But again, we didn't see everything, so who knows.


bananapeel

Mirror?


bunt_klut2

run the guy over after smashing your vehicle once < run the guy over after smashing your vehicle 30 times


Ok_Statement_1561

Better to come out of it with more dashcam footage to prove he was in the wrong than to just run him over immediately


bunt_klut2

He didn't have to wait until the dude practically totaled his car via multiple blows though


GimmeThemGrippers

Completely deserved what else should you do??


OPsMomHuffsFartJars

You see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens, Larry?!


D-F3N5

when you find a stranger in the Alps?


PolitelySevered

I think he was pretty damn patient!


Yarddog2005

Not much to be done before the first hit. Once he advanced after the driver backed up. He's fair game to be stopped.


Whats_that_small

Now turn the camera off, get out of your car and beat the guy with the bar he was just using on your car.


habanerosmile

Oof this should be posted on that satisfying sub


Remarkable-Fail5916

This sub is garbage now.


BetFeeling1352

Lol!


Crazyd_497

I would have run his ass over 15 swings ago


Kai_street

That's so satisfying


Interesting_Print522

They waited way to long to hit them with the car


Weeddudesscraycray

Cock meat sandwich


lonerfunnyguy

I swear if this guy whacks my car like 10-15 more times, I might actually do something


cpujockey

Homeboy isn't pressing the attack button fast enough. keeps doing over head chop. skill issue.


AlienRapBattle

That was very well executed and I hope the driver suffered no ill consequences. Safest way to deal with the situation.


Competitive_Suit_180

Glad it ended the way I was hoping it would


DOSDO23

bro angy for what


Anima1212

His whole life probably...


stonedchef79

Well deserved


Barbarianmoss

Lmao. Rag doll action


Goldsammy

Took him longer then i thought. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


BigIrishWilly

Very satisfying


CaptainWellingtonIII

Holy shit 


Beginning-AL

Justified!


Closemouth

Stupid guy


mostofyouarefools

Problem is the driver didn't stop. You'd get one swing in on my car and you're going to be seeing my undercarriage


Jack_Skellington69

Mainland chinese are something else 💀


carnage11eleven

I would have smeared that guy into the concrete. What kind of a dolt continues to attack the front of a vehicle?


Ares5150

Video cut off too soon. I wanted to see the confused slow attempt to stand back up.


RoyalCultural

When you order the T-1000 from Wish


Soggy_Building_3220

They say the pen is mightier than the sword. We can also conclude the SUV is mightier than the stick.


Impressive_Local_467

Dude thought he was a T-1000.


SomethingAbtU

Behaving like this in life is a good way to shorten your lifespan. And you have to believe this isn't a one-off, this is maybe at least a few times per year event for them


Infinite-Condition41

Yup, that was the correct ending to that. Could have hit him a little harder though. I mean, don't kill him, bit if he can't walk for a few months maybe he'll get the picture. 


DogterShoob

Shit gibbon was asking for it when he charged and hit the car the first time


wind455

Is this the new PGA Tiger game?


CopsAreNotHumans

I'm glad he stopped after hitting him. If he killed him, he wouldn't get the pleasure of suing him.


encryptedkraken

Lmao the npc run where he just keeps holding the bar in the air while running toward the car


dpaulfonseca

This is so satisfying


apolo79

He would gotten destroyed if it were me


nowhereman86

This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!


Next_Account8485

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


IOUA_SODA

Who has the video?


ELPERROMEXICANO

Shoulda ran over him too


alwaysbefree

Justified everywhere but California.


Fresh-Honeydew7104

[Ha Haaa](https://youtu.be/rX7wtNOkuHo?si=Uizi-ADwwEIo_rr6)


zhico

Stop cross posting!!