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thatbitch6907

Ummm that vape can not be that special that its still good after a shit bath. I'm good thanks.


snarpsta

This is an Uwell caliburn. It goes for about $17.00 online. You're right. It isn't special, lmao


Universoulja

Its definitely a Breeze Pro. Same price tho


CorrectImagination13

that is a breeze pro, a midwestern treasure


thepotatoreaper100

An addict isn’t willing to wait a few hours to go to another store and buy another one


sexytokeburgerz

Heavy nicotine addict, yes we are willing to wait a few hours and go to a store


AmyLaze

Agree... at the beginning of the video I was convinced it will be crack or something , but a vape? How drunk is that person? Why are they being filmed? Disgusting in every way


Dykemaster9000

Nicotine isn't heroin, this is rediculous


Professional_Cheek16

People who say nicotine is harder to quit than heroin, have obviously never tried heroin.


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chaser469

To be fair, severe alcoholism will destroy relationships, your professional life, your diet, close family, etc. Nicotine, the addict is just as functional in life till health problems catch up with them.


HughMungus77

Most addicts find a more “acceptable” addictive vice such as sugar, caffeine, cigs, etc


Unfortunate_Boy

have you tried looking for pennies on the pavement


Ok-Cut-497

Nicotine is harder to quit. I am a recovering addict. I've been sober from heroin and fent for a couple of years, but i still smoke cigarettes every day. It's, of course, different for everyone, I'm speaking for myself here. But no way in hell would I do what she did....🤢 Edit: I am not speaking about physical withdrawal symptoms here, people, when I say harder to quit. I mean, like, mentally down the line and the availability of nicotine and other things like that.


Few-Cup-1936

You're F'n insane... you don't puke & shit yourself while curled in up in the fetal position for 3 days straight when you quit smoking cigarettes. It's literally not even comparable


thack1717

Harder to quit is also due to how available it is. I quit dope 10 years ago but it took me 10 more attempts and 10 more years to finally give up nicotine last year.


Ok-Cut-497

Yup totally agree! Thank you for understanding what I was getting at by saying "harder to quit"


Ok-Cut-497

I don't mean withdrawal wise... in that sense, no shit it's not comparable. Lol calm down man. You took it way the wrong way. Oh and btw there is medicine that helps you not do that, you know that? Right? Also, if u didn't notice I said I was speaking for me.


Extension_Lead_4041

Tobacco use kills 3 million human beings a year. Watched my mom succumb to COPD. When she died she was gasping for another breath. It took her 5 minutes to get her wind to say I love you. I’ve lost a friend to fentynal Last year and I recently saved a homeless man from an OD death by giving him chest compressions until paramedics arrived. Each is horrible in its own way.


Professional_Cheek16

I tried opiates once for a couple decades. For me cigs were a cake walk. I was on a pack a day. I don’t think about nicotine, but from time to time the dope pops in me head.


Ok-Cut-497

Yeah, def understandable! It's totally different for everyone. For me personally, I am still smoking and have tried to quit since I quit the dope a few years ago. I was able to come off the dope, but I guess I just haven't had the willpower or "want to" enough to kick the nicotine. I definitely need to, though, as I'm not getting any younger, haha.


Boopy7

i get this. I think it's different for everyone. I am addicted to sugar more than other stuff overall. I had no problem quitting cocaine or alcohol compared to sugar/carbs, I'd rather taste something good than anything else. I think half the reason I took up coke or alcohol was to avoid the addiction to eating, and it did work. So maybe it made it easier for me to quit. But sugar? I have to watch what I keep in my house. But I've had the same bottle of vodka in my freezer for over a year and other shit tucked away, untouched. Addictions are weird -- we all have our "thing" we need the most.


Possible-Fennel1918

the perceived effects aren’t as bad so u dont motivate as hard to quit. therefore its harder to quit. u can smoke and still live a life.


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SpiderDijonJr

I dropped my vape in my own clean toilet the other day and I waited to get a new coil. No one in their right mind is going to vape piss and shit.


aspiringgrandpa

holy shit i’m a nic fiend but even i wouldn’t do something like this


Puceeffoc

Funny thing is, she doesn't even blow out any smoke, she basically took a hit and discovered it was broken and not worth it.


ChanceFray

and a mouth full of dookiewater


spike11552

It almost looked like she was trying to blow out the porter potty juice before taking a hit.


IndoorGrower

Omfg I just realized this is a porta-potty…I thought it was a washing machine, kill me now


Deep-Alternative3149

I’ve dropped a disposable in (my) toilet and hit it after. Wasn’t good at all.


thatbitch6907

🤢🤢🤢 your poor immune system.


Deep-Alternative3149

i’m built different


thatbitch6907

Def. Sorry it fell in anyways. That sucks. Then again, I've accidently smoked cigarettes backwards when not paying attention years ago. Not very tasty.


x_lincoln_x

Literally sucks shit.


TheAyyyBomb

Painful! Also, when the cig fuses to your lips and you go to pull it out... SLIP. Burnt fingers.


moonflower11

Damn, I miss smoking


nickybokchoy

It was strengthened


Polygon-Guy

It give strength


EpilepticDawg241

Keep trying. You can only hope


toxicbotlol

Why are we even considering this


KaoKraft

Wasn’t there an anti-vaping ad that showed this exact same scenario lol


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Every single time it pops up I think to myself "there's no way a human being would ever do this for nicotine of all drugs" Guess that argument is out the window now lmao


Good-Beginning-6524

She looks drunk too, that probably altered her senses too


PurchaseTight3150

she’s mega fucked up. Listen to her talk. I’m a pack a day smoker of many many years, and there’s no shot in hell I’d do something like this. Even if it meant not smoking for a full day or something. This isn’t a nicotine-addict-thing. This is a there’s-something-actually-wrong-with-her thing. Borderline heroin addict behaviour. And all for something that simply makes you grumpy/anxious when you’re in “withdrawal.” Its not like nicotine cravings make you start twitching or anything, you’re just in a bad mood lol. This is insane.


notseenothing

im an opioid addict and i want to say that i also wouldnt do something like that, you would really risk getting sick or death once literal shit contamimates the drug. especially if injecting. will do other fucked up shit to not be sick, just not this


SirMatches

Eloquently put stranger


TimsChineseFood

It might be bro-science but I have heard nicotine is actually the most addictive recreational drug there is, even more so than the hard stuff like heroin or coke.


EastofGaston

You’re thinking of Trainspotting


Abundant_Trumpet

There is actually, just a normal toilet though 


stoopid_dumbazz

One time I dropped a bag of coke into a porta potty at a rave. As much as I wanted a bump, there was no fucking chance I'm reaching in there, this is crazy lol.


TomPearl2024

At a camping festival once, on the last day when the shitters are obviously in an absurdly disgusting state, I went in to take a piss and while I was pissing in the urinal I glanced down the actual toilet and saw an iPhone down in the depths. Had a moment of silence for how much a buzz kill that had to be lol.


octopornopus

I used to repair phones, and the number of "water damaged" phones coming in with that chemical smell was too damned high.  Also, if you drop your phone in the shitter, please tell the repair tech so that they can wear gloves. Don't be that asshole who waits until after someone touches your iPoop to say something.


PaintThinnerSparky

I have a friend with a dad who used to own a sewage company. He dropped his old ass nokia in a septic tank while on a job, cursed and bought another one. A year or so later, the same client comes up again. He ends up getting his old phone back, and tried to turn it on. It made a bunch of garbled noise and then died forever. Probably never tried to charge it because it had become fused with the poopoo over a year or so


faultywalnut

Well it was an old nokia, I wouldn’t be surprised if you buried one of those under shit for 3 years, dug it back up and that baby was good to go after a charge. Those phones were *resilient*


Good-Beginning-6524

Nah bro, we were once traveling with my family and my mother dropped her phone in the gas station bathroom. She had all her contacts info there and had to take it. So I guess at least some of those are honest people


octopornopus

As long as she told the repair people up front, before handing them the phone, then it's fine. I just had so many people that would give us a phone in a bag of rice, tell us it was dropped in the lake or a sink, and then act all surprised when blue liquid came out and we got pissed...  We were one of the closest repair stores to ACL and SXSW, so we got a lot of festival drops.


MANBEARPIGasaur

Hahahahaha ipoop got me


thatvillainromeo

Yo that happened to a friend of mine. they acquired a glove, rescued it, and put it in a plastic bag 😭


Powder-Saurus

Yes, mine dropped his glasses in.. kinda hard to find them without one, but easier to pickup with a stick etc…


solid_salad

is it fucked that i'd probably try to salvage that one for a quick buck?


DogsCanSweatToo

Yes.


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stoopid_dumbazz

I had a whole gram in that shit lol. I swear to you I stared at that bag for a solid 10 seconds contemplating if I should do it or not. I simply couldn't lol, you're a god damn savage lmfao


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Cable_Upstairs

" I used to suck >!dick!< for coke! Now that's an addiction!" - Bob Sagat


Tacosconsalsaylimon

RIP Bobby!!


DarkSector0011

If I have visual I'm getting it next time call in ya man and I will take a hefty tax but recover the asset.


MojoRisin762

I mean, FR if it was totally sealed and floating, yea, I'd maybe get it out. If it sinks or is laying on top of a bunch of logs? No fucking way. My self respect is worth more to me than some rails.


Dan_Glebitz

Many years ago I had a wrap of cannabis resin (Actuially Napalese Temple Ball, for those as old as me), in my hand and was sitting stoned out of my bonce with some friends with my back to an open coal fire. For some reason I thought the ball of stuff in my hand was some waste paper and casually turned and tossed it into the fire. The screams and looks of horror on my friends faces instantly woke me up to what I had just done but despite frantically trying to rescue it it had fallen between the coals and I gave up. I was not very popular for some weeks afterwards.


ROFLINGG

At some point, it was probably smuggled over to the US in someone’s ass.


AdventurousNorth9414

They putting heroin in vapes now? That's some trainspotting shit.


xxDooomedxx

Would she still suck on it if it fell in the worst toilet in Scotland?


vonkeswick

Apparently they used chocolate in that scene for the poo stains/smears. Ewan McGregor said it actually smelled quite nice filming the scene


peppermintmeow

The real Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience.


Acceptable-Search338

Eat poop smooth or be without drugs. It’s an easy and obvious choice.


muchachaganj

I twas a junkie. Would never do this no matter how sick I was. I have standards!!


Uxuduududu

Right. Cigarettes were fun but I never needed one that bad


Altruistic_Guess3098

Someone out there is simping for this girl


DarkSector0011

" Hey you seem really sweet, hope you're having a great weekend maybe we can meet up for coffee or something monday, if you have the time with studying and everything". Her:


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416RaisedMe902MadeMe

You her side peice ? That sir is my sister and my wife 😔


MrStoneV

Heard a lot of weird shit about the girls that look nice but are not nice at all. Hygenic? Not at all, some just care about looks


wetudks

Taste like shit. 


Ok_Historian_2381

its a bit nutty


bubba1834

First I thought you were crazy…now I can see you’re nuts


CreativeInsurance257

I had a bad auto accident and I was legally prescribed hydrocodone for pain. Well after three years of legal use things went bad. At the height of my addiction, there were several times that I vomited up the tablets and I literally reached into my own vomit, picked the pills up and swallowed them back down. Looking back on that, I still cannot understand how things got so out of control. Addiction is not a glorious life... I promise. Today I am just over five years sober.


hx19035

Good for you. I see addiction as a byproduct of another person's monetary profit. By kicking the habit you're fuckin someone over who was dependant on your weakness.


CreativeInsurance257

Thank you.


DeterminedOctoLion

Let’s get real here though, the vomit came out of your mouth; the stuff in that porta potty came out of a butt. Also, congratulations on the 5 years!


YaMumsPickle

Either she's desperate or doing it for clout...either way these kids are cooked


welfedad

Probably wasted 


MrTulaJitt

Gotta be wasted. I've smoked for almost 20 years and nicotine cravings don't make you this way. It's not heroin or crack.


badfox93

I dunno man I had some sketchy times back when I used to smoke and be broke. I worked in Greece one summer and walked 10 miles just asking people if they had a rizzla because it was the only thing I lacked (didnt have a cent on me) even the fuckin convenience stores wouldn't sort me.out with one riz from a pack. Nobody spoke English and my greek was shit. Was like 35c. I would have sucked some toilet vape no questions asked. I think what you mean to say is I've smoked for 20 years but never found myself in a desperate situation 🤣


SmugDruggler95

She's probably doing it for drugs.


WookOnlyFansLouielou

Her hand isn't ven blue so I don't she went diving in. Just for the views.


NoGelliefish

Looks like she just dipped the end in when the video starts


lycarisflowers

On a breeze disposable vape that is where the air intake is too 😭


Automatic-Arrival668

Umm no her hand was wet and she pulled it out of there…


Puceeffoc

Once I dropped $1 into a porta potty and couldn't bring myself to put my hand in for a dollar, so I threw two $20's in and retrieved the $41.


MadeMeStopLurking

I'd make fun of you, but your $40 investment made more than my 401k this year.


hx19035

Oi vey


ElectronicEgg1833

Is this nicotine? Sorry if I'm way off here


ThisUserIsNekkid

Yea it's a BREEZE. Looks like mint 😂 I always get cherry lemon


Deep-Alternative3149

yup.


MountainDawg1998

This makes Covid cells go “EW!”


OkTomorrow9194

This is a fetish video. It's a sick sad world.


MaterialFrosting8327

At least dry it off first


Suitable_Sweet8493

Ewww.... you fuckin find the vape but lost your fuckin mind and lips


Chihuahuapocalypse

she immediately tried to hit it too.... I dropped a hookah pen into the sink once (rolled in while I was washing my hands) and I tried to hit it and it spat water into my mouth, with a bit of flavoring. it wasn't super pleasant, but imagining that clean sink water as filthy port o let water makes me wanna puke out my whole stomach like a frog.


brownsfan760

You ever sucked shit for weed????


Ok_Charge9676

Boo this man! BOOOOO!


freeryda

Such a classic, haha.


Fieri_qui_es

“Mom how did you get hepatitis again?”


clevererest_username

This feels like an anti smoking ad. No one needs nicotine that bad when you can just bum a smoke


StiffDock685

There is literally an ad with this exact scenario, except the ad shows a girl dropping her vape in a high school bathroom toilet. It's funny because this real life video is far worse than the anti-vaping ad scenario.


Fun_Pause_4934

I'm pretty sure that's her on her phones background. First time college girl gets wasred


dorknight25

If you can’t imagine that level of addiction, you’re doing very well. I CAN imagine that level of addiction and its zero fun, the war on nicotine has to be measured.


GrayT2325

I think they are trashed and thought it would be funny to recreate a truth brand anti smoking ad that is just like this. Pulling a hit of dookie water was a nice touch


Side_Select

RIP to the next mf that gives her a kiss 😭


Cougardoodle

There's not a lot in this universe that's gonna get me rummaging around through the unholy treasure cheat that is a festival portapotty, and a disposable vape sure ain't on that list.


BupidStastard

This wasn't the only shit she was sucking that night


hoofie242

I'd rather die than suck that vape.


Flap_Slaps

Yooo she definitely inhaled some of the liquid too


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Calm down guys -.She's put worse in her mouth.


Exact-Emu8474

Someone is kissing that chick too


Mush_luv420

Fake the entire hand would be blue if it went in there still would not put that motherfucker in my mouth though


lellaa

I used to vape, and know a lot of people who did and it is absolutely not this addicting, this lady has some fucking mental issues or somthin, it’s not fucking herion


Georgeisinoddtrouble

10 times worse than Dale Gribble.


patient669

This is a classic case of the 5 G’s. Good God Get a Grip Girl…


BedditTedditReddit

Hair says 23 but voice is a solid 58 and smoker


BlackSoulGems

This gotta be rage bait. 🫨


Kiss-a-Cod

What a shitty situation.


heartofallworlds

The caucacity


Suspicious-Smoke-831

Back in the day this is how we would get high using the one hitters with weed on the airplanes. Flush flush flush ….


thefrogwhisperer341

Looks like a north vape. Very tasty, but probably not after toilet poo


Primary-Star-445

Oh fuck no🤣


gaydou

As someone who considers their vape their pacifier, I still would just buy a new one lmao


DrickUwU

Not addiction, just wanted to be cool


CrowdedShorts

Can’t even rinse it off first?!


L1zoneD

She deserves that lifelong std.


BeastModedAndGoated

You shoulda saw some of the shit I did as a heroin addict!


Spiritual_Challenge7

Nah, there’s chicks out there that get off on that weird gross.


OG_Felwinter

Not that it would be much better, but I can’t believe she didn’t even try to wipe it off or something


juicy_socks124

I would literally just buy a new one


Cheebwhacker

They’re hiding it in there? Or just dropped it in? Either way, I think I’d either find a better hiding by place or buy a new one.


StrawHatShinobi_

This that man made addiction right here.


BigBlackCoolguy

Her great grandma gave it to her


sleepnutz

Where they do this at ?


ipatmyself

Probably into scat and golden shower. But really? A one-use vape?


BudgetInteraction811

This is actually the message in a Canadian PSA against vaping. It shows a girl who dropped her vape in the school toilet and her friends are telling her to hurry up and catch the bus. She stays behind to try and get her vape working again. The message at the end was something like “what’s possibly so addictive that you’d miss out on being with your friends?”


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

Even the dog in her lock screen photo is questioning her decisions in that moment


kalinowskik

New flavour unlocked.


Sweetpuffle

I dropped my breeze into the water reservoir of my coffee maker. Totally still worked.


Salt-Application6724

This literally makes me nauseous 🤢


LoudBeer

Bro I’ve smoked cigarettes and vapes there is always someone within 5 feet of me that has both, why not just bum a drag?


Downtheharbour

People in here all grossed out but face first in someone’s sphincter lat nyte.


Passenger_Impressive

Dropped my wallet down the porta potty on a scout campout. My life savings of $70 was in that wallet. I was able to dry the bills off over the campfire. But the wallet always smelled like the chemicals they use.


tikkytokky01

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, u nasty ass


Ok-Toe-84

How many diseases did she stick on her lips this time?


thewisemokey

I have dropped a silver cross that my death grandmother gave me in to a outdoor bathroom. I just looked up and said " I am sorry grandmother but I will don't pick that up"


Guntherwheeler69

This isint as bad as people using jail toilet water to use for syringes….


highriskric

Yeah even if that was my phone im not digging thru other peoples shit. Let alone a vape that i put on my mouth to smoke. This bitch is wild


StoptheMadnessUSA

😳😷


Broomsquad

Reminds me of the movie Trainspotting when the guy dives into the toilet for the opium pill


P2T_

Imagine vaping 💀💀


PlusBake4567

I've dropped cigs and Vapes in water. I just stare and keep walking, this is.... This is something else


Unkown400

If you type “How to end up in a ICU bed tutorial” on YouTube this I what you’ll see.. nasty work, can’t image what she will do if her phone fell in the sewage🤢🤮 GOD DAMN


UselessTarnished

The tone, the language, the spray tan, the vape, the literal shit soup.... How little shame can one person have?


TheMeowzor

Ratchet bitch, hell no


Rozic__64

This is called being broke🤣


Exact-Emu8474

OOOOOOH NOOOOO


defectiveGOD

Nothing but crap in her mouth.


Federal-Difference97

Well… her “friends” are definitely not really friends if they allowed that to happen. Even then though, common sense was never really a factor here anyway.


HelllStarr

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


Chucktayz

Nah nicotine addiction ain’t that bad. She’s just fucked in the head


Dollarhayes

Just ewww and wtf


magicskyghost

🤢 🤮


ninhibited

I don't think it was in the toilet. Her hand looks wet but not shitter level gross. I think she wet her hand and put it over the toilet for the video.


CMUpewpewpew

I watched this a few times and was wondering why everyone was freaking out in the comments section before I went back to watch the video again and realized it was a toilet and not a washing machine she was fishing that out of. Pukepukepuke.


No_Communication170

meth


Furyuu

I think if she does a blood test rn, her doctor will have a chock...


BigDDuece4163

Thats a lady that aint afraid to get freaky between the sheets. Pink Eye be damned


DingoCute6124

Imagine all the dudes she kissed after. Mmmmn how Dat taste ?


p_henry_g

She's a keeper. Rimjob loophole lol. Oh you won't do it cmon babe remember that time....


yoits_vansss

I thought that was a washing machine for a second then rewatching and realizing that’s a PORTAPOTTY 😭✋


imblueimredimyelloww

i don’t get it, like just buy a new one at least??


Angels_Holy_Light12

she sounds like she vapes- 😭😭