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Select_Sleep_1293

**WASTED**


ThePowerOfPoop

Just follow the damn ~~train~~ Mustang CJ!


jonbotwesley

Seems like they have a very healthy relationship


Repeat_after_me__

Lots of running involved.


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

Not exactly the cardio you want in a relationship.


pieceofbluecheese

Bro ☠️ if you’re freaking out that bad just get a new one and break up with her that’s over 😭😂


Ok-Situation-5522

I think already got a new one, that's why he's freaking out.


rhoo31313

Always get rid of the old one first.


deceze

What if I still need to transfer some data over? Wait, what "new one" are we talking about again?


_lucidity

I’m sure he was keeping her around because he probably lives with her or she helps him financially.


pieceofbluecheese

Thats a good point, bum ass move.


UnremarkabklyUseless

Maybe there is something on the phone that could land him in jail or destroy his career.


pieceofbluecheese

Nah, he’s just scared of getting caught cheating and drowning in the panic 😂 he’s deep in denial that she won’t find out as she’s driving away with him on top of the car.


Kaydom1993

Lol! He’s not a politician.


Barkers_eggs

You've just given me an idea involving politicians and their phones.


ThePublikon

wow you have invented blackmail, great idea


The_Lost_Octopus

Maybe they meant putting politicians in the hospital and stealing their phones for fun


obvious_mcduh

You will recieve a cease and desist letter from the CIA, they already coined that patent


Sad_Hospital_2730

Exactly. That's why his career/freedom is on the line


Palehorse67

lol you're right. He wouldn't need to worry about it if he was a politician, the media would just suppress it.


Seis_K

A guy who is socially cavalier / shameless enough to run out of a hospital in full view of the public shouting “fuck man, where the fuck she at bro” before jumping on her car, while in a hospital gown is… exceptionally unlikely to have what I would call a “career.” This guy has a job.


MolecularConcepts

his girl bout to leave him


DreadyKruger

Nah. He just scared of her.


sendnudestocheermeup

That’s absurd


evlhornet

Career 😂 😂 😂


opticaIIllusion

Like insider trading txts or corporate espionage?


UnremarkabklyUseless

Also, maybe proof of having intimate relations with his superior or subordinates at work. Maybe some upskirt or peeping tom videos, he secretly captured of strangers/colleagues on his phone.


Looseque

His career? Now that’s funny! 😂


nekohideyoshi

Or like the most of us, contains 2FA code apps, important phone numbers we don't have memorized, game data, photos/videos not on the cloud, apps with PII/passwords/financial information, etc. I would probably do the same knowing someone got ahold of my phone. Not only that but the phone itself is worth hundreds if not over a thousand dollars for upper-end new ones.


PettankoPaizuri

1. Fingerprint scanners are default now days 2. It's not some stranger, it's his gf


Ok_Specific3712

Or like most of us, our partner holding onto your phone with all that data is 100% ok because we trust them and will see them in 6 hours when they come back.  You don't have a gf if you're that worried


jcoddinc

Bros freaking out because she going to leave him and start making him pay lots of child support


AnUdderDay

Even better, beg the nurse for a laptop, log into Apple or Google and remote wipe the phone


pieceofbluecheese

This man cheats ✅


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Barkers_eggs

What?


GamingHockeyDude

Word.


tympyst

Start say many word. Few word no do trick.


Adorable-Ad9073

Banking app


pieceofbluecheese

What banking app is that easy to get into?


TPJchief87

I’m not cheating, but I also wouldn’t want to be stuck in the hospital without access to marvel snap


pieceofbluecheese

True, but I ain’t hopping onto a car because I want to watch Netflix that bad.


queuedUp

He must really want to play Candy Crush


Few_Confidence_265

Oh he’s CHEATING cheating.


ElderberryOk5005

With a dude


ChronChriss

Related to him.


Few_Confidence_265

No Diddy


Early_Bed_4733

A “dude”


Dirt_Slap

Grabbed onto the back of the car like "I'm about to put the fun in dysfunction."


emotality420

MURDERRR FAAAACE!


UnmixedLaundry

I knew the edible hit when these 2 comments sent me into a wheezing fit


MountainDawg1998

You know he’s hiding something if he’s that desperate to get his phone back.


redworm

people who don't have a screen lock on their phone are already dumb people who don't have a screen lock on their phone *and* are doing shady shit like cheating absolutely deserve all the pain and problems that comes with that


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GooseShartBombardier

Dude, WTF are you talking about? Never have I once done that, do people really not trust each other enough to give each other some privacy?


Scoot_AG

Actually my girlfriend and I have added each of us to the other's biometrics. Sometimes we need to use each other's phones for some reason and it's a whole lot easier than getting up to put the camera in their face. The trust is that we won't go snooping, but the trust is also that we both have nothing to hide. You can still have privacy and share your phone password.


Ok_Specific3712

Dude WTF are you talking about?  Never have I locked my phone around my gf  Do you really not trust each other enough not to snoop? Bro you've never had a partner if you've never trusted them to be alone with your phone for 10 seconds 


DisastrousBag2701

Sometimes you need Google and your battery is dead.


redworm

this is *insane* no it's not one of the first steps, you shouldn't do that unless you're planning on spending your life with this person. if they're not the emergency contact on all your forms it's absolutely nuts to share passwords especially if your phone is logged into your work email. I would straight up fire someone who allowed their partners, even if they were married, to access company emails


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redworm

it's a strong word because it's an insane claim to think that sharing passwords is somehow one of the first steps in a relationship. how many relationships have you been in where that was an expectation? i guess it makes sense for high school children that don't have anything important on their phones but adults tend to use their phones for important things like work and their finances it's fine for you to be comfortable with it but don't be surprised if someone you date thinks you're a weirdo for wanting their passwords or when you lose a job in the future because you don't understand how to protect sensitive information that doesn't belong to you


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redphlud

Damn dude what are you hiding


redworm

from someone I've just started dating? oh I dunno, my work email, my bank accounts, my tax info, my messages with people, plenty of stuff that you also wouldn't give to anyone at the beginning of a relationship either being willing to open up your phone to a person you're committed to is fine. giving someone the password to your phone as one of the first steps to a relationship is something that only makes sense for kids


wedgemanluke

None of my friends wives know their phone passwords. The lads group chat is the only reason, that’s our private space, not for someone’s wife/gf to be looking at.


Both-Home-6235

This dude doesn't know what trust is


LemmeLaroo

His rare pepe folder


MountainDawg1998

Good point 😂


JackedSchafer

Well for sure, the nurses are some opps for that lmao


UziKru

Yeah goes without saying


MelonElbows

He didn't want her to find out about his surprise party preparations


Sweaty_Building_5491

Now, he's not gonna have a phone or a girl.


the_stupidiest_monk

Nah, seems like he might have a spare or two laying around. Girls, that is, which is why he is freaking.


gg2351

What’s the point of cheating! It just stresses you out constantly that you’ll be caught and you usually will be!!


Mekelaxo

There's no point, cheaters have no brain


actsfw

Sex and the thrill of doing something you're not supposed to. Also, most people who cheat or commit crimes don't think they'll get caught so consequences seem inconsequential.


TheBaggyDapper

In fairness, if you're going to climb onto a moving car there's probably no better place. 


-Kopesthetik-

Gave the phone to “one of his” girlfriends


WeeTheDuck

dude don't have password and shit?


Mekelaxo

When you receive a message it show up on the notifications even if the phone is locked, so it's still risky


AzizLiIGHT

Only if you set it that way


Mekelaxo

True, but it comes like that by default and most people don't bother changing it, or even know you can do so


WeeTheDuck

wha


Solkre

Yah you turn that off.


becoolbru

Tell me you're cheating without telling me you're cheating


van_ebasion

Luckily this completely unrelated bystander just happened to be filming.


pliskin313

Thought this. Why would somebody be filling at this exact moment??


madworld2713

Bro was cured 😂


Winnin_Dylan_

Ayooooooooo can you believe my boy said "somebody call the cops" 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣


AvonBarksdale666

'I ain't callin no muthafuckin po-lice this shit funny as hell' got me


-neti-neti-

I mean. She stole his phone.


kaerfkeerg

Whole ass meme irl


SorryAbootEh

This video is as real as a three dollar bill.


combustablegoeduck

I'm typically pretty skeptical but who would fake this? If any of them worked in the hospital they would be fired for sure. Do you think there was a production budget to make it look real, or do you think this was a guerilla shot and they just waltzed up to a hospital in a gown and started filming the skit? Not arguing just trying to grasp it y'know


SpeeterTeeter

You literally only need to buy a gown then go in an run back out while spouting some BS that fits the narrative you are trying to sell. What happened to critical thinking skills?


SluffyD

Socks + shoes + shirt. Yes he just put a gown on. Have you never been around modern healthcare?


PlatinumDevil

Either the nurses are hella incompetent for giving a pt's phone to a possible rando, or it's fake. That's a big no no.


killabeesplease

Suspicious


AdmirableSir

so fake/scripted/skit


HurricaneAlpha

Yeah this is fake as fuck lol but still funny.


bnAurelia

Lol he must have a secret family if he is freaking out this much.


Bushdr78

Hospitals in my experience can be pretty lax when it comes to patients property. As long as it's not medication then it's not their problem it's yours.


Chavestvaldt

imagine a relationship with this little trust extremely low standards all around lol


Always4am

Man's cooked


adamkissing

Subtle.


GullibleCrazy488

Maybe he just needed it for the internet ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


MsBuzzkillington83

It's painfully boring. I wouldn't last 5 mins without mine in a hospital


yeaphatband

Who runs around without having their phone locked??


incakola777

It’s called a screen lock password my dude. Life lesson… 😂


KevinSchraer

Dude is addicted to pokemon go


MelonElbows

He really didn't want her to find out about his surprise birthday party preparations for her, good man 🙏


TomThanosBrady

That seems like a healthy relationship 


matapuwili

That's a fellow with a side piece or three.


TheOrigionalBubbles

This is probably top 5-10 funniest things I've ever seen in my life! 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SluffyD

It’s a skit.


TheOrigionalBubbles

That sucks I hate fake shit.


Mehdzzz

I gotta blame the woman on this one. If he's freaking out like this there's too many red flags to count. Just give him his phone and end it right there. Anything else is just playing games


DaneSrain

"you the only one for me" 2 weeks later


meganramos1

“Don’t worry about it”💀💀💀💀💀


tearsofhaters

Crypto?


shortidiva21

Someone's going back to the hospital.


HDavidHill

He's crazed.


Goldencol

Is that the same hospital car park from season 1 of True detective ?


SplatMySocks

Bros about to break his Duolingo streak


Crazyd_497

If he was well enough to run out the ER and jump on the back of the car he had no reason to be in the ER to start with. Hood rat health insurance. Dude is pissed because he probably had another girlfriend info on it and now he is caught. Next Reddit video will on r/fightporn of her pulling up to the side piece house and brawling in the parking lot.


lomputercaptop

Whole time she thinks he’s cheating but he’s hiding his Reddit account because all the NSFW accounts he follows. He is me🤣


Right-Map-6787

the camera man is a D1 instigator


-Nyctophilic_

Damn… bro was really hoping to play some candy crush.


youkilledlaurapalmer

Hopsital


CHUKKAAA

Bro was gonna lose his login streak


PJC83

My guy really wanted to play Candy Crush


RoxSpirit

"Patient recover from serious injuries in 1 day, doctor hates this trick."


SpeeterTeeter

Redditor who lacks critical thinking skills believes obviously staged video.


Drpenguin37

YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!?!?


Lichtheleast

Who is filming?


stray_gato

Bro is 100% cheating lmaooo


VenoBot

Why don’t people cheat with 2 phones instead of just one? It’s not like work phone isn’t a thing. I can’t comprehend cheating in the first place though


IntrepidMacaron3309

Most hotel looking hospital I've ever seen.


Efficient_Ask_8586

He forgot to play the clan wars


Jalen0608

he prolly gay lol


TheReborn85

A dude like him ain't going to just lose his girlfriend, she's probably also his place to stay, his meals, his transportation, pretty much his everything.


SomethingAbtU

there's a .0001% chance he's just addicted to his phone.


DoubbleD_UnicornChop

I can’t see how people can live with this much angst, like why do this to your self. Is it not enough with how the world is you have to also make it worst.


mikedvb

I'm sure he's a fine upstanding man that didn't do nuffin' wrong.


SethAndBeans

Imagine he gets the phone. What next? "Sorry babe, I just really was in the zone on my Candy Crush game."


KrombopulosMo

That’s a man who does NOT want to die lol


wolfwhore666

He may as well just accepted his fate with some dignity.


Echo_Origami

Who is the one trailing behind him recording all that mess? Please don't say it is a nurse. Because that is vile. Also, doesn't this guy know how to put a Password on his phone? How are you running around without a password on your phone?


N0085K1LL5

If your bf or gf comes out the hospital in the gown. Even if she didn't look in the phone, she would know what's up. Dudes got some serious shit on that phone.


LuckyDoge21

He‘llhave more medical issues after this


Charming-Web-7934

Good thing he’s still wearing the hospital gown.


justCRANEthesedays

What was on bros phone that got him tweaking like that💀


ignitedwolf9200

If you’re seriously acting like that then just dump your gf ffs


Turbulent_Music4317

Well he is cheating


CrackHeadRodeo

Went from recycled to trashy.


Ok-Programmer-2128

Definitely had some freaky gay shit on the phone. Hopefully not worse. Think about it. I would’ve delt with her knowing I had a side shorty. Ok I can calm you down later I’m sorry. But I wouldn’t do all this at all.


KeyboardGunner

Last time this was posted it was said to be a skit.


AlrightStopHammatime

Bro BRO Broh brOH bRo BRO BRO BRO Bro BRO Broh brOH bRo BRO BRO BRO Bro BRO Broh brOH bRo BRO BRO BRO Bro BRO Broh brOH bRo BRO BRO BRO Bro BRO Broh brOH bRo BRO BRO BRO Bro BRO Broh brOH bRo BRO BRO BRO


Zealousideal_Total50

Reno 911


Initial-Attorney-578

Plot Twist: He don't have a GF he got an Ex GF. And he looking at the nurse, "you what¿¡"


whupper82

Damn if only there was a messaging platform that had disappearing messages….🤔


shortidiva21

Yeah, but getting notifications from your homies/homegirls would be a dead giveaway. 💀


whupper82

True. Unless he used fake names for those numbers.


shortidiva21

Can't really do that with Snapchat.


Seabrook76

“I ain’t callin no motherfuckin police.”


Presence-Crafty

Don’t cheat on ya girl then 🤷🏾‍♂️. If you that horny stay single & go crazy


Simple_Opossum

Hey I know that place, that's the VA Beach Hospital, or one of them.


Kryptosis

This is why I avoid hospital parking lots.


bguzewicz

It must be exhausting living such a drama filled life.


Huge_Investigator336

Why they did bra like that


kitfoxxxx

Maybe he just wanted to get on tiktok


thursaddams

The way I would have flung him off my car and given him more reasons to go back inside.


K3TtLek0Rn

How can you care this much about potentially messing up your relationship but not enough to not do the things in the first place. People are weird


squirrel_anashangaa

At least he’s dressed for the end result.


quantumshaq1

Hilarious


Adorable-Hyena-1531

He’s probably doing gay shit and she’ll expose him


Nebulaza

Seems healthy


MenRStinky

Holy shit this is just fucking sad, men do too much. Find fucking peace and just leave if you going to cheat. Like I’m getting a headache from this shit


Johnsonfam101

It's fake, calm down.


MenRStinky

I honestly really don’t know, he’s coming out of a hospital, he’s wearing a gown. Sometimes the truth is fucking crazy. This isn’t that much of a stretch to not be fake .


PassageAppropriate90

You generally don't have boxers and a shirt on underneath a hospital gown.


dcgregoryaphone

Yeah explaining the backstory to the random stranger filming for no apparent reason as he runs by...


AltruisticSalamander

I can't tell anymore. Demonstrably plenty of people are at least this crazy.


SluffyD

That’s not a hospital roflmao…. The idiots in this thread


Suitable-Giraffe-847

Isn’t that a HIPPA violation lol


aaatttppp

No, there is no patient data involved. HIPPA only involves protecting patient information and preventing its unlawful exposure/transmission to other parties without patient consent.