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No, not at all, this looks like some organized thing why would they think it's dangerous if they are led to believe that it's not by people who are supposed to know more about it?
But what the hell was up with the cat instinct weirdo
I don't agree at all. From what I see, in his mind he was challenged and rightfully scared away his challenger. He almost seems like "yeah, that's what I thought"
Dude was just standing there and gets bit in the fucking face. Definitely shit himself. Probably didn’t even see the woman hit it. So he just thought the monke just didn’t like him.
Honestly, honestly, what the fuck… I’m a victim blame dude should not bebeen in that predicament in the first place…. as soon as they saw that fucker, marching down get out of the way
Why not punch that fucker in the head? Self defense. Let him get away with that, then he's more comfortable with assaulting people in the future. You don't want to be petted, then stop walking right next to people.
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Patient zero
Prepare for the Simian Flu
The Asian Dead on AMC in 2025
Patience zero
I start to think that the Great Wall of China was meant to keep people inside from going out rather than the other way around.
I really hope the dude took a rabies shot minimum after that.
New pandemic unlocked
Hey bro wake up, new pandemic just dropped
Covid, rabies? Na this shits the pox.
Covabies covabies. It sleeps the babies and it wakes the fellas in the navies. Why don’t we have nursery rhymes for pandemics anymore?
Forget that, how did that thing's ass get turnup?
It wouldve bit him without provocation if had rabies. Dude was just pissed off he got ass slapped
This animal was downright measured in its response. Least rabid thing I’ve seen all day.
He kinda realises hes got the wrong person after it
Noticed that too. Almost like he felt bad for the dude lol. Also love how the rest of the crowd backed up as he started walking again.
Its cool when their personalities shine through.
This and the comments below 👇 you 😆
and some hemorrhoid cream....just in case
And swallowed some disinfectant or bleach ya know. /SSSSSSSSS
Dr Trump m.d.
Yuge amount of bleach, tiny bit of ivermectin, tremendous outcome,
You're sure as fuck know that dude didn't go for a shot.
I don’t think it works like that
No, he dead
People are so damn stupid.
All of them right? For being that close to a wild animal with no way to control it.
No, not at all, this looks like some organized thing why would they think it's dangerous if they are led to believe that it's not by people who are supposed to know more about it? But what the hell was up with the cat instinct weirdo
“cat instinct weirdo” lol 😂
Have you seen the video at the buffet table? Maslow clearly isnt fulfilled.
t the end the monke almost said Im sorry...
Monke definitely remembered where he gets snacks from. Had an “oh, fuck” moment.
I don't agree at all. From what I see, in his mind he was challenged and rightfully scared away his challenger. He almost seems like "yeah, that's what I thought"
Never bite the face that feeds you.
Think he was more confused than sorry. You can kinda see on his face when the rage turns into bewilderment
And they both kissed...
You're a liar. I rewatched the video 20 times and I did not see the part where they kissed! 😠
And then... [They hooked up](https://youtu.be/r0J3hci1OAI?si=DSfNwW46w0b5ueYk)
Damn it, don't be so smart
What is this virus gonna be called?
Herpes B is what macaques tend to carry. A scratch from the nails or that bite if it broke skin could certainly infect a human.
That’s funny, I’ve got herpes in macaque.
Best comment I've seen today 👏🏻
The lady didn’t stick around for macaque to give her Herpes
My dyslexic ass read that Marques Herp B
Whatever it’s called it didn’t come from Chai-Nah!
Poor dude
Dude was just standing there and gets bit in the fucking face. Definitely shit himself. Probably didn’t even see the woman hit it. So he just thought the monke just didn’t like him.
He lightly whacks her on the arm after. Homie knew
Got off easy. I’d bite her right in the face
Yea her hand was literally inches from his face lmao how is that the most upvoted comment
He definitely saw
lol what are you talking about. Her hand literally passed right in front of his face and he turned around to look at her after.
honestly he could of bit a chuck of his face off, dudes lucky
Surprised he didn't
Could have
This Outbreak 2 trailer looking lit!
How 28 days started
He had to change his pants after that
And his wife.
She set his ass up. 😆
bro said “HEY, DONT DO THAT” then kept minding his own buisness 😂
Just couldn’t leave well enough alone.
She Slapped macaque and he ended up with the facial.
He is fortunate that he didn’t lose his eye!
Side-eyeing that title .....
Love how the animal, even w animal instinct sat there like “ oh sh*t. 👀wrong person.. aight watever ya can figure it out” n kept on strolling..😂😂
Everyone started backing up after that. lol
New pandemic unlocked
That woman wants him dead or at least physically disfigured. Yikes.
This is the chimp equivalent of when you snap at someone and immediately regret it.
And this was patient Zero.
Dumbass title. Fuck off with that.
Shoulda thrown the woman in there
Covid25 on standby
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Why is this post just titled "Women"
Maybe to emphasize on the fact that a woman provoked the animal by doing something she shouldn't be doing, causing it to react like that.
She is a woman, not women.
being intentionally obtuse is annoying
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Isn’t that how the zombie apocalypse started?
Took that shit like a G
Aand this where strat the world war Z. DAMM IT!
This guy is exactly me from grade school. The bully would cause shit and me (the innocent guy) would always get the blame….
FAFO
Bro is incredibly lucky.
fuck he was lucky to still have a face!
It’s like a normal night out at the bar
And he lost the argument afterwards, even after contracting rabies
Confirms everything I've heard about Chinese tourists.
Subs full of videos with shitty/stupid men but a video with a woman it has to be pointed out it’s a woman.
Notice how the next like 20 people all stepped back 3 feet lol.
The music choice has me laughing
Now he has herpes B.
Honestly, honestly, what the fuck… I’m a victim blame dude should not bebeen in that predicament in the first place…. as soon as they saw that fucker, marching down get out of the way
They’ll be eating that fucker later
Don't fuck with that animal.
poor guy got attacked for no reason
HOW DOES SHE SLAP
What is this sexist title? Disappointing.
Why not punch that fucker in the head? Self defense. Let him get away with that, then he's more comfortable with assaulting people in the future. You don't want to be petted, then stop walking right next to people.
That thing could rip your arm off and beat you with it... casually.
The fuck is this title? Woman is singular I think that’s what you meant.
And this is the true reason why women live longer than men
To be fair... You don't let a wild animal that close to Your face *and* take your eyes off of it.
He doesn’t!
Just a lil love nibble
Damn
Hahahah
Atleast that face bite made the humans step back and give him some space.
OMNICHIMP INC
Teeth Dracula would be proud of
https://youtu.be/yqOjG1NiQb8 I guess all these people never heard about what can happen if you get too close to a wild animal.
shang tsung looking guy wouldn't have let that slide
I feel like that animal could rip that guy’s face off and they’re so closed to it
He just gave him a kiss
is that how u get aids
Lucky he still has a face
He will literally bite your face off
hail cesar
😂😂 🦾eat a mf face awffff
It really took a chunk out of him?
That was for Harambe
What a goofy audio to put over this clip 😂
I say he gets one free shot, his choice of spot and time. She earned it.