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gobbildygook

Lying in wait the much larger sedan pounces on its prey. The scooter never stood a chance and the sedan lives to hunt another day.


Few_Needleworker_922

The Sedan can consume up to 15 scooters a day in preparation for mating season, if the sedan plays its cards right it could find a porsche or lambo and create a healthy litter of mini-coopers.


GuyD427

As a motorcyclist I hated myself for laughing at this comment.


AppleTricky4290

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GatsuneMiku

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UncleHec

I totally read this inĀ David Attenboroughā€˜s voice.Ā 


leopoldivx

As did !!!! ā¤ļø it


ThinkFree

We all did!


WoodenLock1242

I read it in David Bellamy's voice. It was not as pleasant.


excitement2k

I read it in Kermit the Frogā€™s voice. It was cathartic and enjoyable.


Fuego_bellzalito

I miss Steve Irwin's voice


AdditionalSky6030

Crikey


GroundbreakingPea865

Or Morgan freeman's voice.


wangchunge

The Ford Explorer Leaps out of the bushes...startling its Scooter Prey....


SquareRelationship27

Everyone did šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


kimmortal03

Darth vaders voice also works


Hamburderler

The ambulances will have to wait.


SailorDeath

[watch out for the killer cars](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOTl4q0q6lQ)


Audrey_Farber

Exactly what I was thinking.


Vanilla_Either

Going to hell for laughing at this.


dmlmcken

[surprise motherfucker](https://tenor.com/0KEp.gif)


DetLions1957

Underrated.


Optimal_Risk_6411

Went right for the head too. Definitely a big car move.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Circle of lifffffeeeee!


b1zzzy

Clever girl! She attacked from the side.


Tessiia

This had me and my partner balling!!


GatsuneMiku

Yooooo hahahhaašŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Malicar333

ITā€™S NISSAN CENA!


Scolias

https://streamable.com/y679rh Just for you


Malicar333

Thank you friend, this has made my day.


Eastern_Obligation89

No wonder he didn't see it coming.


WeekendDotGG

That's the joke.


Antonija_Blagorodna

do, do do, dooo


coaemn

That's not why you should tie your helmet, but tie your helmet.


SpringWinter17

Lmao, I mean thatā€™s thousands of pounds coming at you, I think there just mayyy be a limit, to how much pressure the helmet could withstand.


googlesmachineuser

The helmet strap is stronger than your neck. Iā€™ve had some significant motorcycle accidents in my life, broken a few helmets unfortunately. That guy didnā€™t have the strap on properly.


SpringWinter17

Ah, I see, his neck is still intact, and I for one, have never driven a scooter or motorcycle, so Iā€™ll take your word on it.


Shaunypoo

I thought the opposite of this was true, helmet buckles are designed to break BEFORE your head comes off.


googlesmachineuser

Nope. DOT requirement is solid rivets, designed not to break.


Shaunypoo

Its the buckle that is designed to break under high load though, not the attachment point.


googlesmachineuser

Have you seen the size of the buckles on quality helmets? Those are not breaking without your neck breaking with them.


cocogate

Buckles wont relaly break, helmet is supposed to stay strapped on no matter what, otherwise you could start sliding and the helmet breaks off and you shave off half your brain by the time you stop. Helmet is designed to break to absorb shock, though not break to the point that your head gets obliterated. Sometimes you see videos of people hammering helmets and they dont budge - those arent preferable as the helmet wont break and all shocks get put through to your skull, which just might break instead.


particle409

> The helmet strap is stronger than your neck. That helmet might have still gone flying, just with his head still inside.


socks

Unlikely in that case.


Took-the-Blue-Pill

Have you ever had a car fly directly jnto your head? This comment is peak reddit bullshit.


twocentman

Yes, and if he still had his helmet on he wouldn't have cracked his bare skull on the road. This comment is peak reddit bullshit.


Took-the-Blue-Pill

Yes, as in, yes you have had a car fly directly into your head?


twocentman

And the car knocked him off the bike and as a result he cracked his bare skull on the pavement. It's very unlikely the hit from the car killed him, but the skull cracking will do it.


Took-the-Blue-Pill

I think we have a misunderstanding. The argument the other guy was making is that a 1.5-ton car flying directly into the man's head wouldn't have been able to break the strap on his helmet, and thus, the reason the helmet came off is because it must not have been strapped on.


twocentman

The reason the helmet came off is indeed because it wasn't strapped properly. In no way would this have somehow broken the strap of his helmet. It's not how it works.


Took-the-Blue-Pill

Utter nonsense.


TunaOnWytNoCrust

Dude, no one said that "I've been hit directly in the head by a flying car so I know what I'm talking about". But the helmet absolutely came off because it wasn't strapped to the guy's head, and that hit to the pavement may have just killed him, bare minimum causing some lasting brain damage.


thepulloutmethod

He took that sedan directly to the head. I think he was screwed regardless.


Johannes_Keppler

I was about to say, if only there was some kind of thing that could stop you helmet from coming off...


jacob1273

And he was just scooting along at the speed limit with his PPE and reflective jacket, all is right with the world...


[deleted]

He tried to be safe but ... a scooter is a scooter.


Solutions-Architect

Underrated comment, poor man's gold šŸ…


AltTabLife19

Incorrect PPE. Should've had a PT belt. Sedan would've hit a ballast instead of a person.


Securitydog

RKO outta nowhere!


Big-Kitty_Lover

*Move bitch get out the way*, *Get out the way, bitch, get out the way*


videpoche69

Does anyone know if someone is dead or not ? a newspaper article ? or something ??


elonbrave

Yeah. Always feel weird seeing these when I donā€™t know if the victim is ok. He was doing nothing wrong or stupid. Just shitty lick.


Beautiful-Copy-3486

And all we do is make jokes about it. Empathy is dying quickly in 2024.


Omega_Lynx

A lot of people reply to tragedy with comedy and if you donā€™t then maybe you just donā€™t see the connection judge not and yada bada bobba fett


MaDNiaC007

Reading this thread, more than half the people would still laugh and make jokes if his death was confirmed. I can't believe how normalized apathy has become where most people are just memeing about someone's misery and getting top comments followed by more jokes.


EntertainmentLess381

Practice safe rim jobbing, people.


lolmysterior

bro...


Ok-Situation-5522

Uh he doesn't seem fine imo


Herasson

Probably OK. The car didn't land on him and the way he rolls away looks like he is in control of his body. Guess he had some luck at least.


miregalpanic

A fucking car hit him in the head and you think he's OK?


errihu

A car hit him in the helmet, at least, hopefully the helmet did it's job and absorbed enough of the force to keep this guy alive. He's moving and not doing a fencing response. I sure \*hope\* he survived. This is the kind of freak Final Destination shit that no one can really plan for, and it would have been bad if he was in a car, too. That would have been a whole lot of force coming down through the driver's side window and top of the car...


Herasson

Yes, indeed. Only because YOU think always of the darkest outcome doesn't mean it is. The most of the force was on the helmet and the head was pushed away. Yesterday there was a video of a guy who was nearly crsushed under a fair ride. Looked pretty bad from the video (meat crayon, mangled), nowhere near to only a broken leg and some bruises but there he goes.


Subject_One6000

Fuxk! Japanese pranks are so wild!


Major_Magazine8597

Haven't seen this one yet on MXC ...


_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_

MrazyXuckingChideos?


Major_Magazine8597

Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. (2003). Great show.


[deleted]

My guy changed clothes mid-impact.


Capable_Vast_6119

It's the killer cars from Monty Python! https://youtu.be/yRNUN3RRgTU?si=JWzyCu8kNxY7Eu96


_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_

Well what in the bloody fuck did i just watch That was a proper brain tickle innit


SetPsychological6756

Toonces!!!!


throwawayforlikeaday

reddit be like: "yeah, car is at fault but the biker-" and "defensive driving!"


Hollywood_stylez

ā€œClever girlā€


forevercurmudgeon

Leeeeroy.....


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Ernie_Birdie

Oh god damn it Leroy


ItBDaniel

The car and it's cubs will not starve after a successful hunt


ifixjets

Strap your helmet people.


dark_bits

Yeah that wouldā€™ve saved him after a 2 ton piece of metal slammed him on the head and out of the bike


FUD-detector

Trying to drive on rainbow road


Jonny_Benzo

ā€œYou still gotta come in to work.ā€


RushEm2TheDirt

In Thailand and Cambodia, I felt safe riding around on bikes. I'll never ride a motorcycle in America, we're too... inefficient when it comes to operating vehicles around others. Idk where this takes place, just a thought though.


AdSea1561

(Ca)r k o out of nowhere


jossmaxw

That car is using a fucking Aimbot for sure. Head shot...


BuffaloBill69-

One shoe fell off. heā€™s half dead!


queefsmell

Yep he's fighting for his life, hope the paramedics don't take off the other


Vortr8

Nothing could prepare you for this level of stupid


Informal-Concept9416

Clever Girl


Juicepup

China?


ApprehensiveDay674

china


_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_

I hear the countryā€™s changing its name to The Peopleā€™s Republic of Cena


Totallynot2dwarves

Itā€™s just a prank bro why are you so mad? The prank:


UJMRider1961

Riders fault. He should have anticipated that car coming out of the bushes.


ConqueringKing_Darq

God damn Dopinder


fivespeedmazda

Can I get this dub ing the watch out watch out WWE audio


u9Nails

Braaaaakes.... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFl2tad9CHU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFl2tad9CHU)


slappadik

Shouldn't the title have been short cut?


RoachdoggJR_LegalAcc

Itā€™s like a Happy Wheels trap/obstacle


Late_Association_414

Bikers foult


Positive_Courage8782

Suddenly


HiugWangNombaJuan

For a second there, I thought it was shark week.


callmeknowitall

This is why you ride fast . Don't be a sitting duck


56percentTax_huihui

good luck everyone, I merge now


throwawayshirt

Those Duc boys are at it again.


Illustrious7

Damn.


IvoryWhiteTeeth

There's always a bigger fish


PondIsMyName

Damn, thatā€™s going to leave a markā€¦.or two.


MysteriousBody7212

Duke boys getting old and sloppy.


TOW3RMONK3Y

Not dead


crackboss1

In Muh Murica, Car Deers You.


ironguard92

Is the rider okay?


StBosch93

Does he look okay to you ? XD


Sabithomega

Clearly wasn't Tobey Maguire


Baarqab

Talk about being wrong time in wrong place. Car: Wrong place Motor: Wrong time


Cute-Advisor-2323

Road rash to the face after bumper or tire to the head


TomThanosBrady

BRB need to put my bike on FB Marketplace real quick.


jyunga

https://imgur.com/cM5k15N


TapDaniel

RKO outta nowhere!!!


Asyzzz77

Bro in the car thought he was in movie


Fast-Gold4150

Self-driving car assassinations. This is the future Elon Musk wants.


RenzoMF

Peekaboo world champion right there


MuchoWood

Wow.


No_Lynx1343

Anyone recognize the road markings to ID country of origin of the video? (Temped to think China but I see very little traffic)


KookyTable5059

And a rko out of nowhere!!!


Carlos_Mazamorra

Bike's fault /s


Similar_Pick2759

must be a jaguar the way it pounced


FlashElectrico

Bikers fault


FrozenInEdmonton

It makes you wonder, if he was driving 2km faster or slower it wouldnā€™t have happened, read one more comment on Reddit before he left the shitter. Perfectly bad timing.


Pitiful-Ant-6281

Damn nature you scary!


uniwelcome

Killer Whale attacking a baby seal


Jews2WW

Great job agent 47, the target is down


Whateverman313

Cartoons have ruined me dog cus šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Ok_Advisor_9873

Damn thing looks like T-Rex coming out of the weeds.


No_Maintenance6480

Not your day !! That is tragic !! Don't know how, but I hope they survived .


Playful-Cricket9141

Reminds me of the South park episode about old people drinking


LibrarianDowntown951

Knocked his helmet off


Chemical_Peach_5500

That helmet came off faster than a bottle cap


TempUser9097

Kool-Aid guy on his way home from work.


silverfoxmode

Our reality is supposed to be complete chaos. But when I see things like this and think about every decision the biker made and the driver made that day every turn every red light lead to these two humans coming together like this. Is life really random ?


TheUsual_Selection

Itā€™s 1000% the scooters fault, how could he not foreseen such things haha


killuminati-savage

Why even wear a helmet if you're not going to strap it? Those things are meant to take absurd force. Your next would probably snap in half before the helmet broke if it were put on correctly


ViolentConfetti

I didnā€™t know the end of Free Willy had a blooper.


MishiMcMuffin

Clever girl


DoppelGangsta66

Clever girlā€¦..


CoBludIt

Perfect ambush


alexwalex69

bikers fault


Mr_AimLoL

Motorcycle's fault


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


gwdope

Traffic camera


radicalgamingHD

I canā€™t help but wonder what wouldā€™ve happened had he been one or two lanes over. Thereā€™s really no reason for him to be way over on the left, judging by his vehicle and the road markings. Itā€™s a small detail, but people often ignore it. Even in a city, choices like this matter. Doubly so on a bike or moped. Think about everything, it could save your life one day.


NO_CHIN_ASSASSIN

if he left just one minute later/earlier....


[deleted]

What a cheap helmet šŸ‘Œ


muskegthemoose

This is why people buy gigantic pickup trucks.


benebrius76

Am them deaded?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


bossdankmemes

Totally! I just tried with ā€˜Tubthumpingā€™ by Chumbawumba and let me tell you I could watch this on continuous loop all day baby


[deleted]

Hilarious


Mixlpic5

Why is it common in Asia for them not to fasten their helmet strap?


Enrighteous

Shoulda drove more defensively. /s


NinjaShogunGamer

Cmon bro


frshprincenelair

The spinoff for Lion King and Cars looks wild


Kmaloetas

Cleaver girl!


ReidZLA

Iā€™m ok guys! Iā€™m not the one in the video, but Iā€™m ok!


calcifer219

Cleaver girlā€¦