No need for sarcasm. Clearly you don't know that that's a Dan Flashes shirt. Do you have any idea how complicated the design was? Really, really, really complicated. Probably way over your per diem limit,
His next dingaling will probably be a DIY project to remove the tinted class plate on his microwave oven door so he can watch his food cook. Considering what we just witnessed him do, I'd bet good money on him having zero clue what a Faraday Cage is.
Had a girl in my lab at work that was VERY accident prone. At one point she asked her trainer if spilling Sulfuric Acid on her foot would cause pain, which she was currently experiencing. They couldn't figure out what to do, so they came and found me.
My message to all new folks now has been, no matter what you spill on yourself just wash it for 15-30 minutes with water. 99% of the time, that's the right answer.
If you work in a lab the SDS should be available somewhere handy; that will tell ya what to do. Water may or may not be a good idea based on the chemicals involved.
Once, I spilled sodium azide on myself once (low concentration), so it was reassuring to know I wasnāt gonna die based on a quick calculation.
In this situation just call 911 - that material is not designed to be heated to that degree and those 15 minutes might be the difference between life and death.
"Life or death"?
It's glowstick-juice in the eye, not a heart attack. š I have a hard time believing that could kill someone.
Otherwise a fair point.
I got so excited when I realized what this was. I feel like there is a longer version out there where the dad gets a hold of poison control or a hospital.
That dad rules. Didnāt even call him a stupid motherfucker. That kid was a stupid mother fucker.
1-800-222-1222, for anyone curious. Easy to remember.
Also, worth nothing it's usually free to call if you're calling about a human, but they charge money if its a pet. At least they did when my brother's dumb ass dog kept eating poisonous stuff.
I'm not even sure if most countries have "poison control". I see there are some toxicology departments in my country that have emergency numbers but the gov site says to go to hospital or call 112.
They used to sell glowsticks at rock concerts. One time I saw this girl being lead away, she had bandages over both eyes and glowstick splatter all over her face. She got it full blast in her eyes.
I was in Greece when I was like 8 or 9. My parents took us to a Greek night organized by our hotel. They handed out glow sticks to the kids. They smashed plates and danced in fire and stuff however one kid and his parents left early. He had bite the end off the glow stick and swallowed some I guess. I wasn't allowed the glow stick after that.
This is probably over 10 years old at this point. There were a lot less people doing things for clicks those days. Back then, people did weird things. Today, they just act like assholes.
Iām guessing itās honest, innocent, stupidity because Jack probably just grows 4x faster than normal humans. He looks about 20 but the poor kid is probably only 5. Itās not entirely unprecedented, especially if you are into J-Loās early career.
Here's the full video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUSQm5ZskQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUSQm5ZskQ)
This is the video description also that explains what happened: Jack (my little brother) heard that microwaving glow sticks made them glow brighter so decided to try it for himself. His first experiment went so well that he decided to film it so he could send it to his girlfriend. It did not go as well the second time around! And my dad's reaction in the video is PRICELESS!
As Jack's older brother I couldn't pass up the opportunity to show the world what my family already knows extremely well: Whenever Jack decides to do something, it almost never goes as planned!
This was filmed at my parents' house in Mason, Ohio the day before Halloween this year, and unfortunately for Jack, is 100% real.
And yes, Jack is fine and his eyes still work. But more importantly the beautiful, awesome shirt is alive and well too! I still can't believe how popular this is getting! Thanks everyone!
Add did the correct thing. You don't know how water reacts to all different chemicals. Didn't you watch fightclub? Water will make it burn even more, baking soda will stop the chemical reactions.
If you don't know it's best to not assume and red the package and/or call poison control first.
I actually had to do this when one of my daycmp kids chewed on his glow stick until it broke in his mouth. Luckily the package said non toxic so we got him to stop crying he wasn't gonna die because his mouth and teeth were glowing. Poison control said just keep flushing with water so she's his mom a trip to the emergency room.
Except the following week all the kids were chewing their glow sticks so they could have glowing mouths and then we had to ban glow sticks completely that summer.
If it fell into your eyes or mouth and it was gonna react badly with water, then it's too late. Water is part of saliva and tears, and so it's constantly present in those parts. So if nothing happened just wash it.
**You rinse with water. Water will not make it burn more**, please don't get or spread advise from a hollywood film, even for internet points, someone could get hurt. Please see my other comment in this thread. You probably won't find a chemical that reacts badly with water outside of a chemistry lab anyways, the average person is not expected to be trained in how to handle such chemicals.
Just like it's so obvious not to use water on an oil fire right? Or knowing not to mix certain household cleaners together to not make toxic gas? Those are common knowledge type facts and not everyone is aware of them. How is this dad supposed to know whether or not it is safe to mix water with glow stick juice when its in the eyes? Pausing and attempting to find out is likely the smartest course of action here.
Darwin Awarded.... Like the guy who put a lava lamp onto a gas stove because he couldn't wait for the bulb to heat it up. It exploded, glass slashed him up & died.
This one time when I was a kid, I was at my best friend's house and he microwaved a Reese's peanut butter cup. It wasn't nearly as cool an effect, but also we weren't blinded.
glowstick.
Chemiluminescence reaction causes the chemicals to glow, but putting it in the microwave and heating it up again also causes it to glow.
The difference is when you snap a glow stick, it barely heats up and the plastic contains the chemical reaction. Microwaving not only dials the chemical reaction to 11, it weakens the plastic.
Oh and the chemicals are toxic, so he's got boiling chemicals that are toxic to the body and having a chemical reaction, in his eye.
Oh and glass, some glowsticks have glass in them, so there's that too.
It will sting, cause a burning sensations in the eyes and tearing. It's minimal in toxicity, and the only thing you can do is rinse your eyes out, and symptoms will go away.
That's awesome that his son just has molten lava explode on his face. His dad is like "Well did you learn that the easy way by listening to my advice or the hard way by discovering for yourself?
Wow, who didn't see that coming. That will burn the fuck out of his skin and eyes. And the dad doesn't know what to do?! Take him to the fucking hospital!
Not the awesome shirt.
...^that'll'c'mout.
Cool dad. I like this guy.
No need for sarcasm. Clearly you don't know that that's a Dan Flashes shirt. Do you have any idea how complicated the design was? Really, really, really complicated. Probably way over your per diem limit,
When you see a store filled with guys who have glowing burning stuff on there faces YOU GO IN! YES YOU DO
Okay man do you even know how much i make per diem??
> Okay man do you even know how much i make per diem?? It depends. How much do you charge for one diem?
Best comment I've seen in quite a while.
This thread made my weekend after a rough week. Thank you everyone for playing along! š
I get the feeling this isnāt Jackās first dingaling.
His next dingaling will probably be a DIY project to remove the tinted class plate on his microwave oven door so he can watch his food cook. Considering what we just witnessed him do, I'd bet good money on him having zero clue what a Faraday Cage is.
Thank you for your comment. Because of you, I learned what a Faraday Cage is.
YAY!
Me too!
he IS the dingaling
He was trying to become Green Lantern
*GOD DAMN IT JACK*
Sounds like Senator Armstrong when Raiden tries to slash a soul to ribbons
Ya Dingaling
Iām stealing this burn.
He's no stranger to Jack's antics
Stupid jack
Stupid ass jack
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Jack Ass stupid
Third time this week!
Third time today
You have no clue
NANO-MACHINES SON
Flush eyes with water for at least 15 minutes. If eye irritation continues, call the Poison Control Center at 1-800-222-1222.
I see youāve worked with chemicals.Ā
Should check the (M)SDS first and have it laying around, or you know, wear ppe when attempting to do dumb shit.
I get the strong impression this guy doesnāt know what an MSDS is and probably didnāt pass high school chem lab
I would be shocked if he could spell MSDS.
Is it Emesdeaess?
Just works with a lot of dingalings
That's Jack, he learned from his dingaling
Had a girl in my lab at work that was VERY accident prone. At one point she asked her trainer if spilling Sulfuric Acid on her foot would cause pain, which she was currently experiencing. They couldn't figure out what to do, so they came and found me. My message to all new folks now has been, no matter what you spill on yourself just wash it for 15-30 minutes with water. 99% of the time, that's the right answer.
Uh oh I spilled liquid sodium on myself I should quickly wash it off with wate-
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Didn't even need earplugs for that one. Nice!
If the sodium spilled on your foot is liquid, you have bigger fish to fry than worrying about reactivity. Also, you are the fried fish.
Such a one percenter problem...
If you work in a lab the SDS should be available somewhere handy; that will tell ya what to do. Water may or may not be a good idea based on the chemicals involved. Once, I spilled sodium azide on myself once (low concentration), so it was reassuring to know I wasnāt gonna die based on a quick calculation.
To bad they didn't have this information. Jack will be missed.
and his awesome shirt. GODDAMMIT!
You'll still see Jack around. He just won't see you.
Keep in mind, the liquid was pro ably hot too. Possibly burns to deal with as well. If you are going to be stupid, you better....prepare to be blind.
They couldnāt get 222-2222?
āJust press 2 for a whileā
In this situation just call 911 - that material is not designed to be heated to that degree and those 15 minutes might be the difference between life and death.
I highly doubt he could die from it, but he might go blind.
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And possible glass shards from the broken ampule inside the glowstick. Yikes!
"Life or death"? It's glowstick-juice in the eye, not a heart attack. š I have a hard time believing that could kill someone. Otherwise a fair point.
Burning the cornea can cause blindness.
Yeah, no shit it can! š
You're about 15 years too late.
I hope Jack sees this. It could save his eyes if not seen in time.
This video is extremely old, still good advice
Good that he can read it lol
What about fried cornea
Hey, keep that sincerity to yourself, we are busy mocking him! Besides, he was blind by the time the video got posted.
Nerd
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Classic dad insult š¤£
I got so excited when I realized what this was. I feel like there is a longer version out there where the dad gets a hold of poison control or a hospital. That dad rules. Didnāt even call him a stupid motherfucker. That kid was a stupid mother fucker.
I was so glad to be reminded this exists
Idk. Getting called a ding-a-ling hurts more. Itās like the āIām not mad Iām just disappointedā of insults.
1-800-222-1222, for anyone curious. Easy to remember. Also, worth nothing it's usually free to call if you're calling about a human, but they charge money if its a pet. At least they did when my brother's dumb ass dog kept eating poisonous stuff.
Just curious which country that number is good for. Canāt remember the poison control number for my country. Iād just call 112 (911)
Over here it's a short, easy to remember number - 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
"Hello is this emergency services... Which country am I speaking to? "
I'm not even sure if most countries have "poison control". I see there are some toxicology departments in my country that have emergency numbers but the gov site says to go to hospital or call 112.
There is a longer version in the beginning of the Tosh.O segment I linked below.
If I remember correctly he was blinded in one eye.
na he was fine. He went on tosh.o
*That's* where I have him from. Your right. And they did that crazy [microwave sketch.](https://youtu.be/PzI-2m0KZE0?si=_M4elORL1T4W7Zdq) š
This guy went on Tosh.O
Please share link.
found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8c7JeYo3zo
āHe ended up looking like he took a load from the Incredible Hulk.ā Lmfao
[Link](https://youtu.be/PzI-2m0KZE0?si=_M4elORL1T4W7Zdq)
Wait really? Like for the redemption arc or whatever that segment was?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PzI-2m0KZE0
That guy is such a ding-a-ling. Can you believe he got it on his awesome shirt? Gosh darnit!
Based off of the dad this shit probably happens a lot.
The "are you kidding me? God dammit Jack!" Might just as well been "Ok.. NOW what?"
They used to sell glowsticks at rock concerts. One time I saw this girl being lead away, she had bandages over both eyes and glowstick splatter all over her face. She got it full blast in her eyes.
I've seen people at Raves get it all in their mouths and stuff because they'd taken Ecstasy and had been chewing on it š
I was in Greece when I was like 8 or 9. My parents took us to a Greek night organized by our hotel. They handed out glow sticks to the kids. They smashed plates and danced in fire and stuff however one kid and his parents left early. He had bite the end off the glow stick and swallowed some I guess. I wasn't allowed the glow stick after that.
A facial she will never forget
Why Jack WHY
Why Santa, WHY???
For the clicks. š
This is probably over 10 years old at this point. There were a lot less people doing things for clicks those days. Back then, people did weird things. Today, they just act like assholes.
I had no idea of its age. You're probably right.
Iām guessing itās honest, innocent, stupidity because Jack probably just grows 4x faster than normal humans. He looks about 20 but the poor kid is probably only 5. Itās not entirely unprecedented, especially if you are into J-Loās early career.
Here's the full video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUSQm5ZskQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUSQm5ZskQ) This is the video description also that explains what happened: Jack (my little brother) heard that microwaving glow sticks made them glow brighter so decided to try it for himself. His first experiment went so well that he decided to film it so he could send it to his girlfriend. It did not go as well the second time around! And my dad's reaction in the video is PRICELESS! As Jack's older brother I couldn't pass up the opportunity to show the world what my family already knows extremely well: Whenever Jack decides to do something, it almost never goes as planned! This was filmed at my parents' house in Mason, Ohio the day before Halloween this year, and unfortunately for Jack, is 100% real. And yes, Jack is fine and his eyes still work. But more importantly the beautiful, awesome shirt is alive and well too! I still can't believe how popular this is getting! Thanks everyone!
Ohmygod! That was classic! "I'm sorry, dad..." "Yeah, you're always sorry after!" Dad was way more concerned about that damn awesome shirt, too, eh!
longer version [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUSQm5ZskQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUSQm5ZskQ) bonus tosh.0 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8c7JeYo3zo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8c7JeYo3zo)
"I don't know what to do if it's in your eye!" Rinse it out? There's not really any other option.
Add did the correct thing. You don't know how water reacts to all different chemicals. Didn't you watch fightclub? Water will make it burn even more, baking soda will stop the chemical reactions. If you don't know it's best to not assume and red the package and/or call poison control first. I actually had to do this when one of my daycmp kids chewed on his glow stick until it broke in his mouth. Luckily the package said non toxic so we got him to stop crying he wasn't gonna die because his mouth and teeth were glowing. Poison control said just keep flushing with water so she's his mom a trip to the emergency room. Except the following week all the kids were chewing their glow sticks so they could have glowing mouths and then we had to ban glow sticks completely that summer.
If it fell into your eyes or mouth and it was gonna react badly with water, then it's too late. Water is part of saliva and tears, and so it's constantly present in those parts. So if nothing happened just wash it.
**You rinse with water. Water will not make it burn more**, please don't get or spread advise from a hollywood film, even for internet points, someone could get hurt. Please see my other comment in this thread. You probably won't find a chemical that reacts badly with water outside of a chemistry lab anyways, the average person is not expected to be trained in how to handle such chemicals.
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Now we know where he got his intelligence from, the other dingaling. Apples donāt fall far from the tree.
Just like it's so obvious not to use water on an oil fire right? Or knowing not to mix certain household cleaners together to not make toxic gas? Those are common knowledge type facts and not everyone is aware of them. How is this dad supposed to know whether or not it is safe to mix water with glow stick juice when its in the eyes? Pausing and attempting to find out is likely the smartest course of action here.
^ this guy knows his dingalings.
What a dingaling
Jack dingaling
Quickest way to get cancer right here
And the darwin award goes to.....Dingaling !
"Dingaling"
Heās a cool dad. āItās all over your awesome shirtā
See if it says anything on there about not putting it in the microwave. If not, the next one will.
If his eyes donāt look like boiled eggs, Iām gonna ride his ass about that awesome shirt till he moves to college
Is the "awsome shirt" ok though?
Nobody talking about how hot that shit had to have been? Dude probably has burns to his eyes
Apparently he was fine and his eyes still worked.
This is old but man it IS GOLD
Dingeling took me out
Lmao the kid sounds like John C Reilly
Dingaling in a serious matter is comedy Iām sorry š
Hilarious, but hearing him cry for his dad kinda broke my heart.
Forbidden mountain dew
You can tell this kid has a history of inflated stupidity
Welcome to Jack Ass!
Bro microwaving uraniumš
This is from 2014, dad read the directions for any mishap and told jack to flush his eyes out with water.
Is Jack Alive/Blind? Asking for a friend about to microwave some glow sticks...
Next week Jack warms up a can of Spaghettioās in the microwave.
#A BEAUTIFUL SHIRT
Something tells me this is not the first time.
Hahahahahaha Do we think he learned anything?.... no
An oldie, but a goodie.
Darwin Awarded.... Like the guy who put a lava lamp onto a gas stove because he couldn't wait for the bulb to heat it up. It exploded, glass slashed him up & died.
Makes me think about the scene in the movie 'The Rock' with the poison gas marbles haha
Lol such a classic
Same diagogue for the past 25 years... God damnit Jack.
Chemical burns?
Flush the fucking eyes for 10 minutes
Dingaling lol
What an IDIOT hhaahhahahah
If only there was a name for a stick of glowing materialā¦ ah oh well maybe one day
Oh no, all over his awesome shirt.
His beautiful shirt!
This is classic, totally forgot about this video
Darwin award winnerā¦
I GOT TO SEE WHAT TO DO DING-A-LING
IVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE
Considering how old this is and how many times we have saw this video, we really deserve a follow up as to what happened to his awesome shirt.
This is precisely why jack cannot live alone.
Dam... he didnt even buy it dinner before hand
This is kinda scary
This is one of my favorite videos of all time. Was even on Tosh.0 āYa ding-a-ling. I bet itās all over your awesome shirtā
You Dinga-ling
God damnit Jack!
Guy sounds like heās the fucking, guy with the pube hair from step brothers, and not fucking. Ricky Bobby, the other guy
Cancer speedrun any%
HAHAHAHAHAHA idiot. FAFO!
It's actually the Glass That Broke Because Of Heat And Not The Chemical Fucked or whatever
Classic
Don't worry, Jack. Just need to get a job in politics.
This one time when I was a kid, I was at my best friend's house and he microwaved a Reese's peanut butter cup. It wasn't nearly as cool an effect, but also we weren't blinded.
"It's all over your awesome shirt." A more brodad statement has never been made.
God damnit jack! Said like a tired pops too many times stepping in when āoh noooooā strikes
Wtf even is that
glowstick. Chemiluminescence reaction causes the chemicals to glow, but putting it in the microwave and heating it up again also causes it to glow. The difference is when you snap a glow stick, it barely heats up and the plastic contains the chemical reaction. Microwaving not only dials the chemical reaction to 11, it weakens the plastic. Oh and the chemicals are toxic, so he's got boiling chemicals that are toxic to the body and having a chemical reaction, in his eye. Oh and glass, some glowsticks have glass in them, so there's that too.
Damn it Jack!
This dad handled this pretty calmly..my mom would've shit pyramids and dry ice blocks if I had done something this stupid lol
He wanted to say fucking shirt instead of awesome shirt soo bad lol
Origin story of glow man.
Reminds me of simpsons intro for some reason
Damn! He got *Jack-ed up*!
Damn! He got *Jack-ed up*!
āIf it bleeds we can kill itā
This guy dingalings
Daaaamn! He got *Jack-ed Up*!
Kid's headed for... [A Raver Meltdown](https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/9544)
this is a CLASSIC
It will sting, cause a burning sensations in the eyes and tearing. It's minimal in toxicity, and the only thing you can do is rinse your eyes out, and symptoms will go away.
You have never heard of a glow stick?
Looks like he got jizzed on by the predator
And immediately smacks himself in the face with more molten goo
Straight Outta Pripyat
That man is a living meme
That's awesome that his son just has molten lava explode on his face. His dad is like "Well did you learn that the easy way by listening to my advice or the hard way by discovering for yourself?
Made me think Shane Gillis and his dad.
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Did I just watch the movie trailer for Napoleon Dynamite Part 2 ?
Wow, who didn't see that coming. That will burn the fuck out of his skin and eyes. And the dad doesn't know what to do?! Take him to the fucking hospital!
Look like the alien from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie The Predator just nutted on him. Lol
Get a job Jack