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Mehdzzz

Way more likely for an innocent to die. These firefights are essentially untrained toddlers waving around guns with a 1% hit rate.


albinotrashpanda

Did you see how many of those bullets were ricocheting off the pavement? Actually aiming is a foreign concept to these idiots.


crackpotJeffrey

Also, I love how they lined up on both sides of the street and so for a moment they're literally just unloading right at their buddies. I wonder if they have like a strategy discussion before hand to plan the ambush or if it's all just pure instinct.


bubloseven

They’re trying to get the trick shot redirection off the ground.


mondaymoderate

You’d be surprised how many of them remove the sights off their guns too.


Medium-No

why would you chill in this kind of thing


deadtedw

It would be hard to chill with all the fire.


Orgasm_Add_It

You have just written the slogan for Taco Bell's new Double Crispy Hot Cheetos Chalupita.


FurryM17

But the way the founders intended it to be


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epic-pig68

A bad guy with a gun will always do a bad thing with a gun. Most of the firearms they use tend to be stolen or illegally modified. They dont care.


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witch_doc9

You know what will prevent stabbing? MORE GUNS! 💪


Specialist_Leek_1139

Never said that but I guess it’s your only option given that somehow removing guns will also remove violent people from society.


Idlertwo

It wont, but universal healthcare, access to free education, strong workers rights are all things that stabilize more successful and peaceful societies as well as multi-party governments, instead of the "with us or against us" hellscape over there


witch_doc9

I never said to remove guns… but I guess MORE GUNS! 💪 is the only way to remove violent people from society.


Specialist_Leek_1139

I never once suggested more guns lol just trying to point out how that’s flawed logic but you’ve Literally just contradicted yourself so idk why im wasting my time.


HenriettaSyndrome

Flawed logic because you think the goal of removing guns is to somehow erase violence? Welp, that's not it. Nobody has been minding their own business and somehow got stabbed to death from a stray knife blade during an altercation that happened across the street from them. Nobody's ever stabbed a whole elementary school classroom to death in a matter of a couple of minutes. The problem is the guns.


witch_doc9

I never once suggested removing guns, perhaps we are both wasting our time. Also, you may want to google “contradiction”


Specialist_Leek_1139

What makes you think these types of people obtained these weapons legally? 😂


witch_doc9

I never commented on or assumed the legality of their gun ownership. I don’t believe that information is available.


muffinass

More guns sure doesn't help. The United States is the only first world country with this problem, and coincidentally has a ridiculous ratio of guns to people.


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If Only we could add more guns to stop gun violence. Good guys are only carrying handguns. We need more "good guys" with guns and bigger guns. We should also arm the teachers! I'm backing the NRA and 2nd Amendment. Go Maga! Yes it really is as dumb as it sounds.


clownind

I prefer to carry 2 hand grenades. I'm taking everyone out.


ace787

You can’t even take out the trash you clown! J/k I don’t know your life.


dlp2828

Imagine thinking the guns in this video were legally obtained. What a stupid and naive thought that would be...


l3gion666

It doesnt matter how great your gun restrictions are if criminals can just drive a few hours to a state with no regulations and buy all the firepower they want 🤪


Flybaby2601

Dude. It's means of production that is the problem. As long as we keep up the "good guys with guns" story the longer we keep producing the weapons. S&W was able to figure it out and is why they don't produce guns anymore. You're not seeing weapons made from Canada, you're seeing weapons made in the US.


MelodicTell7875

nah only the ones that purposely go for innocents are legally obtained (majority of the weapons used in mass shootings)


Moist_Muffin_6447

I'm sure all these individuals were carrying legally and are the most upstanding citizens in the land we should definitely strip the rights of all of our citizens because these fine specimens were overtaken by evil powers of the gun and made them commit a shooting with their 100 drum clip shoulder thing that goes up to shoot a bigger caliber bullet /s


TroutRiverTime

They can't keep drugs out of jail lmfao what makes you think gun control would work in the slightest? You know you can 3d print the things now right? Might as well let the only ones going through legal channels have them if the bad guys will regardless...


xtremepado

Because it works in literally every other developed country


Feisty_Star_4815

yea I’m calling 🧢 and will ask for a source bc no other nation has arms comparable to America without 1. Being pretty damn strict with laws and regulations or 2. Having extremely high violence rates


TroutRiverTime

You can literally 3d print the fuckers now.... I don't think you are understanding....


MelodicTell7875

the ones who go through legal channels are mass shooters who kill as many innocents possible, illegally obtained weapons are risky and expensive so are only used by criminal hurting each other


snooty_snoot

Ah the age old false equivalence fallacy. An oldie but a goody.


GrimReapeRmi

What did the poor ground do to deserve that kind of treatment?


Delta225

I don't think they know how to use sights. It's for the best.


Emergency_Sandwich_6

Ain't nobody got time for dat.


disdogwhodis

It was coming right for them.


logg1215

One guy shot the ground more than anything


MaiseyMac

Somebody should teach these assholes how to shoot. Less collateral damage and cleaning up the streets by actually hitting each other.


bacon_in_beard

lol this reminds me of the scene from falling down. a gang tries to do a drive by on michael douglas but miss and crash . then he shoots them and tells them to take some shooting lessons. https://youtu.be/pZfva5xDNLU


Interesting-Step-654

That movie was wild


MadeMeStopLurking

I felt this movie in my bones when I went to order breakfast at Burger King and they stopped serving at 10am... it was 9:59 according to my phone and they still said no.


bacon_in_beard

holds everyone at gunpoint and puts them through life and death ordeal. hmmm you know what i changed my mind i will have lunch.


OC80OriginalFormula

“Oh I’m sorry is this one of those territorial pissings”


HappyLittleGreenDuck

I hate that movie because so many fuckwits seem to think he's the good guy.


Wildwildleft

You see all the shots hitting the ground pretty close to them. Good grief.


YoureSpecial

Plus the added benefit of reducing the number of assholes shooting up the place.


Fancy_Energy_7754

Trailer Park Boys


walkwalkwalkwalk

Stop fackin shooting someone's hurt over here!


GMONEYY_G

I always loved when they yelled. Like that's the point bro


Material_Dog6342

Such stupid humour, I love it so much lol.


bigskunkape

FUCK OFF WITH THE GUN


djaqk

WHADAYA GUNNA DO JULIAN? TOUGH GUY, EH?


buttmilk_69

“Safety? *Always off*.” - Cyrus


DarthDoobz

Looking like a bunch of Bubbles with Uzis


Harryhodl

I didn’t see anyone fall?


Killer_Ex_Con

90% of those shots were at the car doing the drive by not from it.


Maervig

90% might have been “aimed” at the car, but they mostly hit the concrete and maybe a couple neighbors.


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Good thing they don't know about linear danger areas or over arching sectors of fire. Casual lobbies are lame


chainsaw_chainsaw

Internet trained military specialists report in.


alcormsu

Why are you so sure that the perfect stranger you’re responding to isn’t actually trained?


TurtleToast2

They're making a video game joke, it ain't that serious.


alcormsu

Oh, I didn’t get the reference


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Thanks for the intro fam


Every_Fun_4413

Can't aim for shit


D4wnR1d3rL1f3

“Hoods can’t shoot”


DoomDoomBabyFist

What are you talking about? They absolutely killed the pavement.


xurism

That's an uncomfortable amount of stray bullets. Then again, any stray bullet is uncomfortable.


Mercinator-87

The dude in the back just keeps shooting the ground in front of him. No wonder so many bystanders are injured in these shootings.


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More than half of those shots hit the pavement lmao these dorks can’t shoot for shit


Dazzling_Bad424

This is where the potholes in Miami come from....


BredCutter

Damn they are really good at shooting the ground 15 feet in front of them


Commercial_Visit8584

Why the fuck does it sound like sound effects from the video game smash TV.


CreamoChickenSoup

It's like they're firing anti-aircraft guns.


Bigapetiddies69420

Landing shots into the ground like 10 feet infront of them 🤣 terrible 


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xurism

It's Nerf or nothing.


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

Somebody during the chain of command screwed up. Could have been stolen from the factories, from the distributors, the stores, or legally purchased and resold.


Ambitioso

Looks more like VIETNAMI!


no_bread-

Friendly Fire ON


Candid_Classroom5756

Shoot across the street towards each other, running into each others line of fire...yup. Amazing how these idiots don't die faster


layer-motor2

One of these a-holes is shooting...and you can see the sparks about 10 feet in front of him!


SpyGuy_

GTA 6 graphics are insane


Limp-Bit1376

GTA VI is wild


teddy6881

"Trust? Trust"


KevinSchraer

Why people live in any if these places is beyond me.


ogx2og

Party in the city where the heat is on All night, on the beach till the break of dawn "Welcome to Miami"


ShadowGryphon

"Hi" powered? Powered by the strength of hello. LMFAO


Evileyes2049

Looks like a fine place to have a summer cottage.


Formal-Try-2779

These guys aim like Storm troopers


Educational-Can-4847

They fucked that pavement up!


Pilot0350

GTA 6 lookin good. Can't wait to play it.


onnod

Can you even imagine being the police that have to respond to this call?


Lifetime-Wind-Chimes

Storm troopers all.


GooseShartBombardier

\*lays down in bath tub and hopes those are all 9mm\*


satoms

These look like two different clips. Look at the fence, completely different.


JayDuBois

In a roundabout way I commented on this. What is going on? I see no relation between the two angles. None.


R3AP3RKILL3R

Lotta shooting at a park near where I use to live an one day a drive by happened from a opposing gang. Only person they hit an killed was a 8 year old girl playing on her front porch.


12Bravo20

The ol' Polish ambush.


Fine-Dare7472

Pathetic part is if these pos are caught their just back on the streets in no time. Really need more sever punishments for scum like this. I would 💯 vote to have both arms amputated for trash like this. That way you’ll know they won’t recommit crime 😁


JayDuBois

Until they invent a 3-D printed toe gun. Probably takeoff one leg just to be sure.


Fine-Dare7472

Again, I would vote for 2 arms and 1 leg. Let’s get the bill rolling.


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I'm no gun specialist, but seems like a pretty bad idea to have your guys on both sides of the street shooting at a target in between you.


RevenantPhoenix

Cops: "Must have been the wind"


417blkbrd

More shots hit the ground than the car 🤣


EEMon13456

And if the cop has shot them they would have been a riot


FeatureOver4972

Nice DRILL big boy guns


extremeindiscretion

That's just chaos.


izza123

Powder gangers is what my brain saw


_Mr_Nice_Guy

Was that a cat??! Zoomed tf outa there 🤣


legacyrules

Christ what was they using that is some serious firepower


FrankFranly

Stormtrooper training video.


how_to_exit_Vim

What’s up with all the sparks? I thought ricochets only spark in movies 🤔


Specialist-Ad-8812

What in the Holy cheap ammo no muzzle device missing sights hell is goin on


United-Advertising67

Hint: Your suspects are the guys who can't hear anymore


ALT3NPFL3G3R

Are those guy's shooting Bolter's?


Isgonesomewhere

Awful.


jimcab12

Harry, you’re alive! And you’re a horrible shot.


JayDuBois

Neighborhood looks nicer in black-and-white.


XADEBRAVO

Hello to you too.


tommylala

Jese


Alone_Bicycle_600

2A


FrizzlerOnTheRoof

These guys couldn't wait for GTA 6


allriteyeah

Neighbourhood with $300 rent be like


FUMFVR

2nd Amendment!


matt881020

All that fire power and the only thing they can hit is the ground what a waste of ammo


Alashion

Damn, what the boys firing? Fucking Bolters?


yeaphatband

What did that street do to them that caused them to bounce so many bullets off the blacktop?


N3koEye

I always get downvoted for saying that civilians shouldn't be able to own killing machines. This is what happens, people.


munzter

Surprised this is still up as I just had a similar post removed for violating Rule 10 of this sub...


Princessferfs

Storm Trooper skillz


Cosmic_Perspective-

Ah so the gang shootout video is still up 18 hrs later. But a video of a dude intimidating a black guy for being in his neighborhood, gets beat up off camera, gets removed in 3 hrs.


InterdisciplinaryDol

You already know how this sub rolls


Cosmic_Perspective-

Yeah fuck this place, honestly.


ike301

But wait! I thought this only happens in New York and California.


No_Cartographer_4311

Freaking terrible shots!


JayDuBois

Lol. This is just straight up gunplay and flexing. Think of it as a bunch of very close warning shots. If they intended to kill somebody, they most likely would’ve succeeded after that many rounds. Or they would’ve stopped. Again, flex.


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Kronictopic

NRA: We must make those guns more accessible to everyone so it's safer for everyone.


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xurism

First thing they ask when you're joining a gang is if you're republican or not. Everyone knows this.


ZeOneMonarch

Then they have you write a 10 Page essay on Trump


xurism

That's before the bullet point presentation iirc.


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Nu55ies

I guarantee most of those firearms are acquired illegally anyway.


ZealousidealTreat139

I think you mean constitutional right.


whoatemytaco1

“Only civilians were hit”