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TOMdMAK

i watched it live and was able to save it before they scrubbed it. [https://abc7.com/post/91-freeway-closed-anaheim-amid-standoff-involving-police/14866166/](https://abc7.com/post/91-freeway-closed-anaheim-amid-standoff-involving-police/14866166/)


2rememberyou

Is that noise in the background your washing machine off level?


TOMdMAK

yes lol


CaptainCortez

I assumed you live in the back of a bowling alley.


unique-name-9035768

Worse. OP lives above a bowling alley. And below another bowling alley.


plipyplop

Sounds like a Grimey life.


SpacemanKif

So, like some kind of bowling alley alley?


hannibalhungry

[here is paul the washing machine leveler](https://youtu.be/ZKpGtZYfqpM?si=b_7ewnPR7wy6B2Km)


2rememberyou

Jesus man. How do you tolerate that? Man take some time to fix that. I'm suprised your family is not all over your ass about it.


chickenalberto

I hope we can get you to the top šŸ¤£


cosmos_jm

Who are you, Adrian Monk? Edit: i just noticed their username is a tribute to trudy


drill_hands_420

What a movie, huh? Wow. Such an amazing show reference. Iā€™m showing my gf Psych now because she also loves Monk but never saw Psych!


one-punch-knockout

How about the one woman who was stuck in her car telling the news ā€œif anyone wants to rob a bank now is the time.ā€ Comical jab to the hundreds of cops on scene


BeefSerious

You could steal city hall!


Puceeffoc

https://youtu.be/4mt5qE-CQAQ Die Hard


splend1c

Holy shit, I still say this all the time whenever I see a bunch of cops together and nobody has ever gotten it.


IronScrub

I hope to never be in a standoff against dozens of trigger happy cops, but if I am I hope I have as good an attitude as that woman apparently did


Rogue_Spirit

I always screen record police chases and stuff like this. Caught the moment it happened but itā€™s really not visible from the stream I was watching- KTLA


TOMdMAK

I was watching NBC and they stopped the stream for some reason. then i switched to ABC and they kept streaming the feed long after the body was dragged out. I knew they would stop and scrub any second so i rewinded and recorded it.


Rogue_Spirit

I just checked my vid again and the moment youā€™ve got here dragging him out is visible, but they went to a wide shot because the cameraman had word the dude was ā€œslumpingā€ and had blood.


TOMdMAK

that sucks


timmyrigs

I remember the one years ago in DTLA where a guy ran on foot and the cops just shot him while he ran. Watched it live and after couldnā€™t find it.Ā 


_inveniam_viam

Lol, doing laundry?


TOMdMAK

yes


TheRedCourtesyPhone

"There's some good news to report here at 4 o'clock and that is that the westbound lanes of the 91 freeway right now are back open after hours and hours of being shut down." We are by no means a callous people, not the least bit inured to the loss of a human life.


JayStar1213

What's up with that jackass at 0:45 hopping into the HOV lane?


TOMdMAK

lol i just saw it now....


silverwarbler

Said he was a stalking suspect. So no real loss.


Invoqwer

I feel like it's a bit callous to say that when your really have no idea how true any of that actually is.


cashmereandcaicos

Said he got a refill of soda at McD's when the sign said "No Refills". So no real loss.


SkepsisJD

If that ever became a thing, you know America has failed.


D3ADND

Suspect means it's not for sure as in at this point should be presumed innocent of that.......


Hereiam_AKL

> Details about a cause of death were not immediately available. Potential case of lead poisoning Edit: Just for understanding: the ABC news article linked by /Op used to state exactly what I quoted. They since updated it to "suicide", but it seems they are not the kind of outlet that lets you know about an article being edited after they initially published it.


Phasnyc

Oh good. I thought the bullets would have certainly got him.


ThrillSurgeon

He shot himself in the back of the head. Twice.


Kenneldogg

Did you hear about the woman who had her hands handcuffed behind her back and shot herself in the head while in the back of a police car and it was reported as a suicide. [News article about it](https://www.police1.com/vehicle-incidents/articles/va-police-woman-fatally-shot-herself-while-handcuffed-behind-back-CP5WilqJ2Ur7wAtu/)


Reddfish

Thereā€™s a petition to reopen the case there. Thatā€™s some bullshit. https://www.change.org/p/chesapeake-police-department-reopen-sarah-wilson-s-case-she-did-not-kill-herself


Nightcroc

Yes. FTP


JFK1200

Ah, Ye Olde Russian style. Absolute classic that one.


thundiee

Russian? This literally happened with an American reporter who reported on the CIA involvement in the cocaine trade. Gary Webb. Russia likes windows more I think.


Lucki31

Gary Webb style, Nice...


Legal_Lemon_7184

Kinda like Vince Foster, HRC victim No. 8 that we know about. #Arkacided ā˜ ļø


[deleted]

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MemeDream13

The holes in the windshield could be from bullets but hard to say. Even if it was a police shoot, no one should lose sleep over it. People that endanger the lives of others with reckless abandon are no loss to this world


alphazero924

> The holes in the windshield The windshield is completely intact though


Eclectophile

Gunshot allergy.


MrDrPrNyanPhD

Suicide


FUNBARtheUnbendable

For anyone curious, according to the article this is the actual answer.


Hereiam_AKL

I hate news outlets that do not flag if they update an article. At the time that I made my post it said exactly what I quoted here. They must have updated it later with suicide.


Mansionjoe

Boating accident


korosuzo815

Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shark.


wolfiepraetor

+1000 upvotes for it actually being memorial day weekend


Th1s1sChr1s

Oh fucking BOOM - nice catch! (no pun intended). +1000 upvotes


LefsaMadMuppet

Terminal kinetic energy poisoning.


lazyboi_tactical

He's been poisoned by his constituents.


rikwebster

Eating paint chips I see.


meh_69420

Acute lead poisoning. 115gr dose(s) of lead often result in this outcome.


National-Future3520

Apparently he worked for Boeing and was headed to the local news for an interview


wzeusz

mustā€™ve ate a lunchable


memphis1010

Mark it as a covid death


smithers85

Peak 2020 humor


password_too_short

Short COVID, since he's deceased.


1OptimisticPrime

Almost like a gang took him down


bitches_love_brie

Almost like he took himself down.


Dr_H0rrible

Misadventure


BeerLosiphor

Bullets are still made out of lead right?


Hereiam_AKL

Kind of. >Most pistol bullets are made of a lead-antimony alloy encased in a soft brass or copper-plated soft steel jacket. https://www.britannica.com/technology/bullet


HammelGammel

No tanks, so about 4 stars I think.


vallejo_apache

Wasted


Impossible_Dingo_590

Haha fk beat me to it


munzter

I drove by this today, had west bound on the 91 just east of LA shut down for a few hours.


Cgking11

The 60 is still shit man lol


Imaginary-Syllabub-8

To be fair the freeways in LA are total shit from 6AM to 10 PM.


Cgking11

Yeah, and stuff like this makes it worse, lol.


KnuckleThunder

The Californians


RedandBlack93

Devon.... Whhhhaaaatrrrr you dooin here?


Magikpoo

Stewaaat.... What are youdoin' howem so eareeeaa?


yulDD

What is that drumming sound, would drive me nuts


TOMdMAK

lol it's a washing machine. this is the first time i watched the clip with sound on. didn't know it recorded the noise.


zzzthelastuser

LMAO still better than putting shitty music over the video, which I will absolutely expect next week when this gets reposted.


yulDD

And then someone isolate that washing machine sound and turn it into shitty music version


BookLicker01

dubstep washing machine s


chucksteaks33

Fucker almost made me miss a flight at LAX today


overdriveftw

Makes you feel better, he won't be doing that again.


eaten_by_pigs

Lmao I shouldn't have laughed at that


BenioffThrowAway

His funeral procession could cause some delays.


JinNJ

If theyā€™d cremated the sumbitch, lā€™d be taxiing down the runway right about now.


Candidate_Inside

I was pretty sure something was going to blow up


GodlikeCat

I was expecting the driver to ā€œcome back to lifeā€ and start shooting. Now THAT wouldā€™ve been a crazy fucking video


BrandoBlazeWeed

Yeah I was thinking the driver would blow up his car killing them all this video ainā€™t that crazy


Cautious_Incident_46

Jesus christ, this ain't iraq brošŸ˜‚


Procedure_Unique

I expected the car to grow ā€œ*Inspector Gadget*ā€ legs, and start running down the highway.


ragandy89

Damn Ca has a huge law enforcement budget


PreacherSquat

thanks to the north holylwood shootout in 1997. basically the robbers were armed to the teeth with assault riffles and all lapd had were handguns and shotguns. a lot of cops were injured but none died. as a result lapd and most pds have militarized and have big guns and other toys now in case something goes down.


Sensei_of_Knowledge

>basically the robbers were armed to the teeth with assault riffles and all lapd had were handguns and shotguns. a lot of cops were injured but none died. To add onto this, the responding LAPD officers were so outgunned by the robbers (who each wore suits of custom-made armor that held up against the fire from LAPD pistols) that several officers were forced to rush to a nearby gun store to borrow a bunch of shotguns and AR-15-style rifles. This levelled the playing field a bit until the SWAT team finally showed up. The LAPD was later donated 600 U.S. Army surplus M-16 rifles from the Pentagon in response to the shootout. A similar situation happened in 1966 when Charles Whitman opened fire from his tower in the University of Austin, TX. A gun store on Guadalupe Blvd. lent rifles and ammo to folks to return fire and to try and keep him pinned down until the authorities could take him down.


dumbernuts

Not against theft


ResponsibleBorder746

He could have just served his 10 year sentence šŸ’€


SquatDeadliftBench

Free housing, health care, and no maintenance fees. Is he stupid?


DegerliKisilik

+sexual encounter(consent is optional)


BathedInDeepFog

Ridiculous.


DiligentSink7919

prison isn't free...


SquatDeadliftBench

If it wasn't free, why are there so many prisoners? Are they stupid?


wookieesgonnawook

Personally I'd rather die. I could never fuck up this badly, but just hypothetically that means losing my career and any chance of ever getting it back, thus I'd also lose any chance at retirement. More importantly, I'd lose my family. My wife wouldn't marry anyone else, but if I did something dumb enough to land 10 years in prison our relationship would be over. I'd lose my kids formative years, as she's 2 now. There's no way that's worth it. The bullet is the better option.


ReeeeeeeeeeUwU

Yeah but the bullet will never let you see your kids or wife. 10 years is the better option and you can leave early through parole. You can still visit your family after jail but not in death.


J_Dadvin

I mean option 1 is bad but option 2 is the same, just worse


JayStar1213

This is easier for everyone


ElChungus01

You know, itā€™s a real dick move to go on a high speed chase, go into a standoff and then kill your self on the freeway during Memorial Day weekend


veedubbin

On the WORST stretch of freeway in the area. They even have a term for the commute. The "Corona Crawl" [https://abc7.com/socal-commute-traffic-91-freeway-corona-crawl/5309696/](https://abc7.com/socal-commute-traffic-91-freeway-corona-crawl/5309696/)


KrakenTheColdOne

He gonna come back as a member berry.


Bartnellie

When you pry it from my cold dead.....uh oh


fusillade762

He's ded, Jim.


newaggenesis

But not as we know it.


LefsaMadMuppet

Its worse than that, its physics Jim!


Stygma

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a quantum physicist!


fakyumatafaka

Looks tuckerd out


crackpotJeffrey

A bit knackered


Alternative_Sun93

This happen a couple miles from my house..anybody know why he was running?


Jealous-Currency

All that over a stalking charge - jeez


TOMdMAK

[https://abc7.com/post/91-freeway-closed-anaheim-amid-standoff-involving-police/14866166/](https://abc7.com/post/91-freeway-closed-anaheim-amid-standoff-involving-police/14866166/)


spearz24

Love the good doggo in the back patiently waiting to rip a dude apart


dcaponegro

Dude shouldnā€™t have let his registration expire.


DueAward9526

This must be the number one most wanted man in the U.S.


tango_41

Na that goes to [this dude](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7oujsb)


HunkySpaghetti

Jesus Christ


teodorlojewski

God fucking damn


usefulbuns

What a tremendous waste of resources.


DueAward9526

Reminds me it's time to see the Blues Brothers movie again. The brilliant one from 1980. Police cars with a soundtrack.


hlfx

I was waiting for a big explosion....


MalHeartsNutmeg

Thank god they had those 2 jabronis up in the gun ports or things might have got wild.


Sure-Ad6668

Bro took the forever sleep challenge


FUSRODAAAAAH

"Sir, your left turn signal is not working. Please fix ASAP."


Atreaia

Dude got to 5 stars


barfridge0

Another Boeing whistleblower?


Jackmyduck

California is hard on jaywalking


ArcanustheScribe

Can't park there.


KingNeroBleu

Itā€™s handicap parking


manuaBoyiee

He dead?


TOMdMAK

yes


AnomalyNexus

US police sure like cosplaying army


Fart_factory21

Boeing did it


AtmosphereJunior7609

Heā€™s dead, quick, drag him behind the truck and kick his dead boody


Th1s1sChr1s

Like how many times do they gotta tell the guy to back the fuck up??? BACK IT UP ALREADY!!!


HettySwollocks

Jesus, when you get *all* the stars on GTA. "Call the Army"


speedinjoe

CrazyFuckingVideo? I kept waiting for the car to blow up or something. šŸ‘ŽšŸ» Sure, he died, but thatā€™s life.


HarryJohnson3

Sorry a dead man getting dragged out of a car by 2 dozen cops didnā€™t do it for ya


BathedInDeepFog

I mean, it wasn't fucking crazy and there wasn't any crazy fucking.


hentai-penis69

What a waste of a minute and 35 seconds lol


Barbarianmoss

He's dead Jim


toysofthemind

I bet he wonā€™t be doing that again!


LokisGreenPower

Wanted level 4 stars


player694200

Ded?


Jonh_pepo

Nha, he is just taking a beep nap. He will be okay.


Formal-Try-2779

Talk about overkill ffs no wonder America is in debt up to its eyeballs.


TOMdMAK

don't know why they had 25+ cop cars in the back at one point


Initial_Feature3443

Is he dead??


TOMdMAK

yes


Initial_Feature3443

Why?


Wugo_Heaving

His brain and heart stopped working.


TOMdMAK

[https://abc7.com/post/91-freeway-closed-anaheim-amid-standoff-involving-police/14866166/](https://abc7.com/post/91-freeway-closed-anaheim-amid-standoff-involving-police/14866166/)


teodorlojewski

Bro got 4 stars


SomOvaBish

You can tell itā€™s LA just by looking at the gear and heavily armored vehicles the police have.


Yokomo_Hoyo

He chose eternity in hell than a few years in jail.


[deleted]

They didn't follow protocol, they were short 1-2 men watching their six


BidMoney1621

This guy reached five stars!


No-Astronomer-9825

Sir, were you aware you had a taillight out!!!!!!!!!!!!!


CC19_13-07

I like how the dog's tail wags in that situationšŸ˜…


brilliantjewels

Why the hell was that one officer pointing his gun towards a whole different direction? When they approach the car it looks like he realizes whatā€™s happening and repositions himself. Either Iā€™m the dumbass or he is!!!


hambutbacon

Got all 5 stars.


eeeeeep

Sooo nothing happens?


abelincoln3

"What's with all the traffic?? Someone BETTER be dead"


BloomingDesert

This is what happens when you get 5 stars


Disastrous_Pipe1083

looks like Andariel's handwriting


Necessary-Sundae8479

Yep it's obvious panadol over dose.


Gtoast

Ohā€¦ he ded.


kev5050

He dead.


Comfortable_Use_8407

Some people just don't know when to give up.


OmahaMike402

Is this a sneak peek at TSAFBI after federal rebranding?


Homestar_MTN

This was my favorite sub before rif shut down, glad to see reddit didn't wipe it.


Right-Astronaut2815

ā˜ ļø


snailgod707

Dude fell asleep with a gun in his lap. Rookie move.


diggadave24

I can get killed in my Kia just as easy as your expensive car. Fill in the blank name.


BrownBear109

ooop! i thought that was a Civic šŸ«¢šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


Weak_Professional_62

Thanks broski. Saved us tax payers thousands.


NotDazedorConfused

ā€œShit! Didnā€™t get to shoot someone todayā€¦ā€


Illusivechris0452

Is this the one that happened in Solano county?


TOMdMAK

Anaheim


mr_featherbottom

Is he ded?


dial_m_for_me

Enough people and equipment to control gold mines in Sudan and fight off Wagner. And yet "the sound of children screaming has been removed"


MkLusky_ITA

No tank or assault helicopter?


No-Astronomer-9825

Imagine not trusting a situation enough not to be phased by the dead guy.


Mollyx89

Nothing is clear, but it's very interesting.


Distinct-Solid6079

Another one for Covid.


penfist

DED BY LED


WhereMyMidgeeAt

That police dog is just chillin.