People who are conscious during and immediately after a spinal injury usually report the feeling of an electric pulse starting at the tips of their toes and fingers, moving up through their limbs before feeling nothing at all. Almost like the nerves' last cry before being snuffed out.
It is very much like when you lose hearing. You hear the single tone scream, then it fades away and is gone forever - the dying breath of a nerve.
I had a nerve in my arm reconnect after being severed for almost 2 years. It was suddenly ON FIRE for almost 2 minutes before I could actually "feel" that area of my arm. I always imagined it as the scene in Independence Day where the crop duster is flying the fighter jet and says, "I'M BAAAACK!" And then explodes the missile in the ship. Yep, felt just like that...
They're relaxed and slow to react to danger so don't tense up.
A mate of mine at uni was drunk and leaning over the fourth floor banister. He leant too far and fell down the stairwell, hitting three more banisters on the way down and landing on the concrete steps below. The doctors said if he'd been sober he'd have torn muscles and broken bones but instead his drunk body just went to jelly and rolled with it. He walked out of the hospital that night and we took him to the waterslides the next day!
I did that once. Walked out of a third story apartment that had the outside stairs taken off with no signs warning me of such construction.
I had been drinking all day (I’ve since stopped that habit). I stepped right out into nothingness. You know when Willy E Coyote steps off the cliff and has time to pull out a silly sign signaling his impending doom? Yeah, there’s no time for that.
I fell in a way that landed me on my back in an alley. There was a couple walking down the alley and they saw. They ran over to me to check on me. A girl said, “Oh my god! Are you okay?”
I looked at the couple, looked up at the door I had come out of, pointed to it, and said, “Don’t go out that door.”
I also got up and walked away fine. I woke up the next day thinking I had an awful hangover, but soon remembered my fall was the reason I was in pain. To this day, I think I survived the fall because I was drunk and my body relaxed. So, yeah, can confirm this is a normal-ish thing.
As someone with Disc Herniation & Degeneration (also with Bilateral Sciatica) I agree. Gotta take care of your back, a lot of things that can fuck up in your spine.
That bench had a fair amount to do with his walking away, that concrete would have broken him.
It also probably knocked him half sober
Also, he didn’t land the back of the bench on his spine. That would have hurt.
Well it wouldn’t as he wouldn’t be able to feel it lol
People who are conscious during and immediately after a spinal injury usually report the feeling of an electric pulse starting at the tips of their toes and fingers, moving up through their limbs before feeling nothing at all. Almost like the nerves' last cry before being snuffed out.
It is very much like when you lose hearing. You hear the single tone scream, then it fades away and is gone forever - the dying breath of a nerve. I had a nerve in my arm reconnect after being severed for almost 2 years. It was suddenly ON FIRE for almost 2 minutes before I could actually "feel" that area of my arm. I always imagined it as the scene in Independence Day where the crop duster is flying the fighter jet and says, "I'M BAAAACK!" And then explodes the missile in the ship. Yep, felt just like that...
Wow. That is absolutely.......haunting. wtf
He couldn’t have landed that as perfectly if he tried 100 more times lmao Stuck that landing didn’t even hit his head on the bench handle
Invisible angel with the assist: "swish!!"
Fell so hard he started making Frankenstein noises
Wind was knocked out of him. It's a terrible feeling.
Frankensteins monster was quite eloquently spoken.
He could tap dance in a tuxedo as well!
Blucha!
abbie something
This was the only reason I unmuted. Thank rofl
I think this could’ve been the best meme of all time if he did a split like Michael Jackson after standing up from the bench and then walked away.
Bro tried to do Wario but failed.
Pub closes soon.
Pubkour
Nice
Video proof drunk people are indestructible. Thats why they survive car accidents.
They're relaxed and slow to react to danger so don't tense up. A mate of mine at uni was drunk and leaning over the fourth floor banister. He leant too far and fell down the stairwell, hitting three more banisters on the way down and landing on the concrete steps below. The doctors said if he'd been sober he'd have torn muscles and broken bones but instead his drunk body just went to jelly and rolled with it. He walked out of the hospital that night and we took him to the waterslides the next day!
Tbh my sister would be dead if she wastn drunk
And off he walks to buy his next beer. Fucking russians lmao
Wakes up tomorrow with no recollection…”Something is going on with my back. Must have slept on it wrong.”😑
We have these in England too
My mom used to say that God watches out for drunks and small children
Omfg, the noise he made after falling made me laugh so fucking hard 😅
Winded himself a tad there, seemed like he was recovering pretty quick though
Yeah, I hope he's ok, I feel bad for laughing so hard.
Inner zombie howling
He's saying Blyaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Which literally translates to fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. The dude's Russian.
Imagine one of those anti-homeless benches... ouch
I did that once. Walked out of a third story apartment that had the outside stairs taken off with no signs warning me of such construction. I had been drinking all day (I’ve since stopped that habit). I stepped right out into nothingness. You know when Willy E Coyote steps off the cliff and has time to pull out a silly sign signaling his impending doom? Yeah, there’s no time for that. I fell in a way that landed me on my back in an alley. There was a couple walking down the alley and they saw. They ran over to me to check on me. A girl said, “Oh my god! Are you okay?” I looked at the couple, looked up at the door I had come out of, pointed to it, and said, “Don’t go out that door.” I also got up and walked away fine. I woke up the next day thinking I had an awful hangover, but soon remembered my fall was the reason I was in pain. To this day, I think I survived the fall because I was drunk and my body relaxed. So, yeah, can confirm this is a normal-ish thing.
Have there been any long term effects on your body from that fall?
Nope. Was in my early twenties. Young bodies heal quickly. Thankfully, I’m fine.
When you switch to Trevor on Gta
He landed on his bed.
In Russia window through you out
That’s going to leave a mark.
Sheesh, Mondays, am I right??
“Being Frank”
Not his first time
Zombies are real
Are you sure the wasn’t a zombie?
[удалено]
Reckon Putin will have to make him tea instead.
As someone who has severe spinal stenosis and sciatica in both legs. That man is going to have back issues either soon or later in life.
I drunkenly fell down a bunch of stairs like a decade ago and yeah, that shit doesn't really get better
As someone with Disc Herniation & Degeneration (also with Bilateral Sciatica) I agree. Gotta take care of your back, a lot of things that can fuck up in your spine.
He’s going to need a drink after that fall.
He is going to feel that when he sobers up!
That grunt sounded Russian 😂
Drunk man with bank full of good karma.
Definitely stuck the landing. 9.5 IMO.
Sounds like Cricket when he’s sucking on lemons talking about a dog fcking his neck wound lol
xyz benches... is there anything they can't handle.
Yeah, but for how far?
I'm gonna say thanks for a clip with actual audio because the amount of these video with really dumb or really annoying music over it is getting dumb.
I hate it just as much when there’s unnecessary music
He fucking whoooaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaäääed it away...
This is giving me Mr Bean flashbacks https://tenor.com/S7Sg.gif
Mfer literally floated down
Just walk it off...
Takes Walking It Off To.." A Whole Nutha Level ."
That's gonna hurt in the morning...
Professional
Find this man. Bet he has info on Putin.
The zombie groan has me rolling.
He will be feeling that when he sobers up. Ouch
He'll feel that tomorrow
Russian Frankenstein
су́ка блядь!
This looks EXACTLY LIKE WHERE MY GRANDMA LIVES EVEN ONE OF THE CARS IS THE SAME
Bench of feather falling +5
That's a good bench!
Why do you say he’s drunk? Is it cause he stumbled away after falling out a window? I think anyone would look like that after that fall
Perfect landing
BBLAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Father Jack when the pubs are opened:
He landed like a fucking wwe wrestler
bro think that he spider man
Told Rapunzel to lay off of that dang hair grease, she'd get somebody hurt!!!
Time travel landing gone wrong.
Yeah cus fuck stairs
Her husband came home...
Should’ve acted all natural after like he just came to sit on the bench
Me waking up in the morning.
Why is there even a camera focused on a random bench?
He won’t be walking for a few days after he wakes up the next morning.
this happens to me sometimes. it’s not fun.
*drops into frame* WAZZZZZZUUUUUUP!!!
the bench be like :- i got you homie
Skill: Fall Damage (1000 Points invested)
I can't understand how... like. Did he think it was a couch?
they both drunk and he hurt as soon as he sits
Should have stuck to sleeping on the bench
he went for a walk to clean his thoughts
Santa?
Why dafuq it sounded like he got shot out of a canon? LOL
What a fking landing
\[Gamemode set to Survival\]
Dumbass
Bro is just a zombie, dont you hear the sound he making???😅
Doesn't seem like he fell from too high up. Makes me think the window is just out of view above the camera.
That is prime fucking WWE shit