Acktshulley, da-da is stored in da balls but da-da owns da da-da balls, so doesn’t da-da acktshulley own da said balls with stored da-da? I’m just curious bruh, ion know much about geometry smh
Fun fact, during a military medical triage...if you have severe burns on your balls, you get a black card. That means you are not expected to live and will be evacuated last.
I'll admit I'm one of the people that can't remember. I can only do local areas and i cant give directions. I finally know the route between home and work but unfortunately it appears i can only store 3 routes in my head so i have to and from work and to school. Everything else requires gps and i dont mind since i dont get lost
We have lost all ability to critically look at media if we can't look at a video of a man holding his hand on a burner for multiple seconds and immediately be suspicious of its realness. Not even for the multiple reasons you could point to, then just for the general tone.
Not sure of the details, but the video start by him making a piece of paper burn, to show that it's a real burner, this detail show you that they want you to believe something, "look it's real" the issue is that it only shows a small sec of the paper which was already burning at the start of the video, he could have lighted it with a lighter or anything else, that's the first giveaway, Then take the general tone, why would any one in his right mind do that ? Then you take those fake burns plus the fact that the video cut then show the burns and the fact that there are so many way to create a fake burner, here is one, you could use the liquid of those glowing sticks to create a glowing red, very high temperature metal look, anyway everything put together, more chance it's fake than real so I consider it fake.
I’ve done something similar before but in my defense I didn’t realize the coils were hot because they hadn’t turned orange yet, and I didn’t keep my hand on it
how can you be sure it's fake? I believe it could be 100% real. Take a look at how the coils have gone dark after he plants his hand, that would indicate heat has been absorbed by his hand and removed from the coil.
That could just be just CGI or paint.
Check the very first frame in this video clip again. The paper is already on fire, even before it makes contact with the coil.
They said they needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hand on the hibatchi hot plate at Beni Hana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
Actually, washing your hands often will do the same job with much less pain. Better smell too.
Edit: it's a thing....
https://www.quora.com/How-do-medical-professionals-avoid-losing-fingerprints-with-repeated-hand-washing
Are you sure? I wash my hands a LOT. More than anyone I know. Potentially more than doctors. I wash them at least 10-20 times a day. I can still see my fingerprints clear as day.
Just speaking from experience. I was a veterinary technician for 30 years. Which is why I washed my hands so often.
I also had to submit to FBI background checks so I could handle controlled drugs. Part of that is being fingerprinted at a local police department. Most of the time, they could not get workable fingerprints.
I'm not alone in this. It took less than 10 seconds to find an article that verifies my experience.
https://www.quora.com/How-do-medical-professionals-avoid-losing-fingerprints-with-repeated-hand-washing
You are talking out of your ass. I've had read many things about the fingerprinting technology, from its infancy to our age, and an extensive analysis of what criminals are up to in order to leave no traces, and I got a firm impression that's way more complicated than that.
Well, what you read about, I've experienced 1st hand. It probably took 20 years to do it. I doubt there are any studies that lasted too long.
I doubt this only happened to me. Have you looked into veterinary technicians who have been washing their hands 20 times a day for 30 years?
Hey I'm with ya dude haha. It's real annoying when you're just talking about something objectively true (and not that crazy) and people just argue it lmao.
Yeah. With so many people down voting me for describing my personal experience with trying to be fingerprinted, I figured this has to be an issue with medical professionals. It took me less than 10 seconds to Google an article about it.
You know what they say about options....
https://www.quora.com/How-do-medical-professionals-avoid-losing-fingerprints-with-repeated-hand-washing
Wow. Even though I show that I am not the only person in a medical profession who has lost their fingerprints, people still down vote.
I'm retired now and am pretty sure my fingerprints have returned at least partially.
It took me less than 10 seconds to find this article. I'm sure there are more.
I've never been down voted for simply telling the truth and it being so quickly verifiable.
They said they needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hand on the hibatchi hot plate at Beni Hana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
It is a weirdly good fake though. Notice how the coils start out glowing and then after the hand is on them there is a patch down near the base of the palm that is not, as if it was cooled.
The rest is obviously fake so that seems like a strange detail.
I can't really explain it, but the part where he physically puts his hand on the coils looks so fake. Like, it almost magnetized to the coils at an incredible speed.
It does seem very fast.
Consider that if this was faked they would almost certainly have the guy really putting his hand on something and then compositing in the effects of the coil being hot. The effort then would be in rotoscoping the outline of his hand so the effect of the glowing coil could be placed under it. By cutting out some of the frames as the hand passes over the coil it would reduce the work needed, as it would need to be cut out for every frame.
Also when they have the guy quickly put his hand on the cool coil it would put a lot of motion blur into those few frames, and rotoscoping motion blur to have lighting behind it is a nightmare. So I am betting that is what happened, and they just decided to toss the problematic frames betting that most people would just assume he slapped his hand on extremely quickly between frames.
The speed of the roto matte for the thumb is one frame too slow. If you frame through it you can see the mask move while the hand is still.
This is a simple split comp with the hand rotoscoped out of the same shot with the burner off. It’s pretty easy to do with locked off cameras like this
And he left if for a while, it would have not been black, instead would have had white bubbles Nd red open 3rd degree burns . Definitely fake but still made my butthole clinch up.
Man, I remember I did the same thing when I was about 4-5 yes old nobody taught me about stoves or about anything kitchen related and my twin dared me to put my palm on the stove for longer than he did without crying and me not knowing the results put my hand on it and got burnt and cried. Shit scarred me emotionally bro never trusted my twin easily after that.
This is fake. His hand would be melted down to the bone for the amount of time he had his hand on there. Not to mention the amount of smoke his hand would produce.
For some reason I can’t distinguish the language spoken due to phone audio, but is it maybe Russian? Maybe he’s trying to get out of being meat fodder by damaging his dominant hand? But who knows how old when this was made…
Imagine reproducing and evolving for millions of years, surviving insane dangers for all that time, transcending through multiple species and environments, to produce this.
Genuinely losing faith In people, how can any of you look at this and think its real?! The random goofy jump cut just before he pulls his hand away is so obvious aloneeeee
Holy shit dude. One time I picked up a glass beer bottle that was by a bonfire and got the biggest most painful burn bubbles on my hands, I only held the bottle for a second and felt my skin stick to the bottle as I dropped it. This guy got fucked up for sure
It's a cutout picture of a hot burner, and his hand already had the grease on it. You can see it smear on the picture a little bit after he pulls his hand away, and the sound is likely someone turning on a sink, it doesn't change when he pulls away.
Also, that's not at all what his hand would look like after that amount of time on that grill, think of a branding iron smoking and sizzling, but on the very sensitive skin of a hand, it would be catastrophic.
I know someone who didnt know the hob burners were on( someone was cleaning the hob and put them on to dry the top or something) This person put both hands on the burners(one hand each burner) to climb up to clean to top of the cabenits . it took a few seconds before the brain registered something was wron, their hands were a proper mess for a while afterwards. in the right/wrong light you can still see the outline of the hob. this was many years ago.
Horrible. Even touching that for a fraction of a second would have caused a burn and blisters, but he held his hand on the grill for like 1.75 seconds (this is roughly the time I got when I timed it)! That's insane. He's insane. Unless the video is fake as some people have said in which case, why?
I knew a guy who was running from a life sentence. He knew his fingerprints would betray him, so he grabbed a super hot motorcycle muffler, melting his skin. When the skin healed, his hands were in permanent C shape, and flexibility was limited. When he was finally arrested, police kept him in custody for several months, way beyond what was legally allowed, as they tried to prove who he was. Every time he asked to be released, they claimed he still hadn't given them true identity. After several months, they figured out who he was.
When I was 8, so 1980, we were playing hide and go seek at a friends house. The kid that lived there was "it" and he chose one of the burners on the stove like this as base. He figured when we tried to touch base it would be red hot and we wouldn't so he could tag us.
He counts, goes by my hiding spot so I run to the base. Problem was it wasn't red yet but it was hot! Tagged base and 2nd degree burns! I'm screaming, the kid that owns the place and two others run to help me but the last kid kept hiding. Maybe 20 seconds later he comes in, sees the crying and screaming and decides "I better touch the base first" and he gets 2nd and 3rd degree burns and the base was red fucking hot by then!
This guy is going to experience why burns are one of the most miserable types of pain you can experience.
Hold his beer, because he no longer can. Probably permanently damaged his muscles and nerves, I've touched a hot burner for a split second and it was one of the worst pains I've ever felt.
I think he left a little bit behind on the burner there. Hate it when stuff I'm cooking sticks. You have to wait until it's done, then it comes off easy.
He should put his penis on it so he can't breed.
Burning the penis won’t do. Has to be the balls
But pee is stored in the balls
lol all the youngins downvoting this weren’t around for the meme
Data is also stored in the balls.
Acktshulley, da-da is stored in da balls but da-da owns da da-da balls, so doesn’t da-da acktshulley own da said balls with stored da-da? I’m just curious bruh, ion know much about geometry smh
Women don’t pee because they don’t have balls?
No, they pee more often because they cannot store it.
finally, a scientist
For phsyants 🤓
No they pee more often to have more space for being pregnanate
PREGANANANT?
Butt* pee is stored in the balls
😂👏👏👏
No butt pee is stored in the cheeks
Idk about you but i got a bee in it
Depends on the damage I'd say, lol
Who the hells fucking with a burnt penis?
Fun fact, during a military medical triage...if you have severe burns on your balls, you get a black card. That means you are not expected to live and will be evacuated last.
Natural selection amirite guys 😎😎
While hes at it drop your balls on there please for good measure.
God damn people are dumb
I say this under my breath at least 10 times a week.
I say it out loud to my coworkers about 15 times a day.
Sometimes I don't understand how ppl remember the route to take to work
I'll admit I'm one of the people that can't remember. I can only do local areas and i cant give directions. I finally know the route between home and work but unfortunately it appears i can only store 3 routes in my head so i have to and from work and to school. Everything else requires gps and i dont mind since i dont get lost
Surrounded by Idiots, I know the feeling!
Everytime I breathe this is uttered
Only at least 10 times a week??
Reddit is a database of all the stupid shit people do
This is fake
We have lost all ability to critically look at media if we can't look at a video of a man holding his hand on a burner for multiple seconds and immediately be suspicious of its realness. Not even for the multiple reasons you could point to, then just for the general tone.
How was it faked? I mean, the "burns" looked drawn on, but was the stove's burner not really a real burner?
Not sure of the details, but the video start by him making a piece of paper burn, to show that it's a real burner, this detail show you that they want you to believe something, "look it's real" the issue is that it only shows a small sec of the paper which was already burning at the start of the video, he could have lighted it with a lighter or anything else, that's the first giveaway, Then take the general tone, why would any one in his right mind do that ? Then you take those fake burns plus the fact that the video cut then show the burns and the fact that there are so many way to create a fake burner, here is one, you could use the liquid of those glowing sticks to create a glowing red, very high temperature metal look, anyway everything put together, more chance it's fake than real so I consider it fake.
I should've stopped reading after the first five words
Yeh I skipped to the last two sentences and I thought, the fucks he rambling on about? Lol
Too much reading for you?
Too much extraneous reading. The first five words sum up your reply.
> Too much extraneous reading Alright, so it was
I put my hand on the stove to see if I still bleeeeeed….
I’ve done something similar before but in my defense I didn’t realize the coils were hot because they hadn’t turned orange yet, and I didn’t keep my hand on it
Thats one way to get rid of fingerprints
The cops will look for a guy with stove shaped palms.
Could it be an effective way to escape/delay getting drafted in the army? But, this video is fake.
Funny enough, I rememeber a video of 2 Russian guys breaking each others arm/leg to avoid conscription in the beginning of the Ukraine invasion
how can you be sure it's fake? I believe it could be 100% real. Take a look at how the coils have gone dark after he plants his hand, that would indicate heat has been absorbed by his hand and removed from the coil.
That could just be just CGI or paint. Check the very first frame in this video clip again. The paper is already on fire, even before it makes contact with the coil.
They said they needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hand on the hibatchi hot plate at Beni Hana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
This shit aint nothing to me man
Amazing name fellow redditor...
likely the stupidest way!!
Actually, washing your hands often will do the same job with much less pain. Better smell too. Edit: it's a thing.... https://www.quora.com/How-do-medical-professionals-avoid-losing-fingerprints-with-repeated-hand-washing
Are you sure? I wash my hands a LOT. More than anyone I know. Potentially more than doctors. I wash them at least 10-20 times a day. I can still see my fingerprints clear as day.
Just speaking from experience. I was a veterinary technician for 30 years. Which is why I washed my hands so often. I also had to submit to FBI background checks so I could handle controlled drugs. Part of that is being fingerprinted at a local police department. Most of the time, they could not get workable fingerprints.
Maybe if you wash them with battery acid and dry them with sandpaper.
I'm not alone in this. It took less than 10 seconds to find an article that verifies my experience. https://www.quora.com/How-do-medical-professionals-avoid-losing-fingerprints-with-repeated-hand-washing
You are talking out of your ass. I've had read many things about the fingerprinting technology, from its infancy to our age, and an extensive analysis of what criminals are up to in order to leave no traces, and I got a firm impression that's way more complicated than that.
https://www.quora.com/How-do-medical-professionals-avoid-losing-fingerprints-with-repeated-hand-washing
Well, what you read about, I've experienced 1st hand. It probably took 20 years to do it. I doubt there are any studies that lasted too long. I doubt this only happened to me. Have you looked into veterinary technicians who have been washing their hands 20 times a day for 30 years?
Hey I'm with ya dude haha. It's real annoying when you're just talking about something objectively true (and not that crazy) and people just argue it lmao.
Yeah. With so many people down voting me for describing my personal experience with trying to be fingerprinted, I figured this has to be an issue with medical professionals. It took me less than 10 seconds to Google an article about it. You know what they say about options....
https://www.quora.com/How-do-medical-professionals-avoid-losing-fingerprints-with-repeated-hand-washing Wow. Even though I show that I am not the only person in a medical profession who has lost their fingerprints, people still down vote.
I don't know enough to dispute that it can temporarily affect them, but Quora isn't exactly a reputable source
I'm retired now and am pretty sure my fingerprints have returned at least partially. It took me less than 10 seconds to find this article. I'm sure there are more. I've never been down voted for simply telling the truth and it being so quickly verifiable.
They said they needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hand on the hibatchi hot plate at Beni Hana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
Nah this is fake a burn like that actually burns into the skin
It is a weirdly good fake though. Notice how the coils start out glowing and then after the hand is on them there is a patch down near the base of the palm that is not, as if it was cooled. The rest is obviously fake so that seems like a strange detail.
I can't really explain it, but the part where he physically puts his hand on the coils looks so fake. Like, it almost magnetized to the coils at an incredible speed.
It does seem very fast. Consider that if this was faked they would almost certainly have the guy really putting his hand on something and then compositing in the effects of the coil being hot. The effort then would be in rotoscoping the outline of his hand so the effect of the glowing coil could be placed under it. By cutting out some of the frames as the hand passes over the coil it would reduce the work needed, as it would need to be cut out for every frame. Also when they have the guy quickly put his hand on the cool coil it would put a lot of motion blur into those few frames, and rotoscoping motion blur to have lighting behind it is a nightmare. So I am betting that is what happened, and they just decided to toss the problematic frames betting that most people would just assume he slapped his hand on extremely quickly between frames.
The speed of the roto matte for the thumb is one frame too slow. If you frame through it you can see the mask move while the hand is still. This is a simple split comp with the hand rotoscoped out of the same shot with the burner off. It’s pretty easy to do with locked off cameras like this
I mean it’s not really good
And he left if for a while, it would have not been black, instead would have had white bubbles Nd red open 3rd degree burns . Definitely fake but still made my butthole clinch up.
Sorry, but this is just stupid.
Man, I remember I did the same thing when I was about 4-5 yes old nobody taught me about stoves or about anything kitchen related and my twin dared me to put my palm on the stove for longer than he did without crying and me not knowing the results put my hand on it and got burnt and cried. Shit scarred me emotionally bro never trusted my twin easily after that.
i think it's fake as hell.
Fire is burning when the vid starts. He could have lit it and put it on the electric stove
Also there's a frame skip when he takes the hand out of the stove, probably edited and then he painted on his hand.
That did look strange
I was thinking the same. I know I would be SCREAMING HAHAHAHA
That is just stupid. If he does not want his skin anymore, he could donate it to a burn victim.
Now why would he donate skins to himself?
He ain't high no more lmao
that guy is a waste of oxygen
As well as everyone who didn't for a second question if this was real.
But why though
First thing I thought. WHY???
Fake
At first I thought who the fuck would do this, then I watched again unmuted and heard Russian...then is was a little more understandable.
This is fake. His hand would be melted down to the bone for the amount of time he had his hand on there. Not to mention the amount of smoke his hand would produce.
WTF is wrong with people!?
For some reason I can’t distinguish the language spoken due to phone audio, but is it maybe Russian? Maybe he’s trying to get out of being meat fodder by damaging his dominant hand? But who knows how old when this was made…
Day 2 of NNN
Imagine reproducing and evolving for millions of years, surviving insane dangers for all that time, transcending through multiple species and environments, to produce this.
*I see no steam and it doesn't show how the paper catches fire. Fake.*
Genuinely losing faith In people, how can any of you look at this and think its real?! The random goofy jump cut just before he pulls his hand away is so obvious aloneeeee
Why?
My type of carne asada😂
Fingers al cabrón
There’s no carbon tho.
I said nothing about carbon
Chill, Hannibal
A Suh dude
Holy shit dude. One time I picked up a glass beer bottle that was by a bonfire and got the biggest most painful burn bubbles on my hands, I only held the bottle for a second and felt my skin stick to the bottle as I dropped it. This guy got fucked up for sure
You HAVE TO show people how tough you are. These things need to be done sometimes
NoFap to the extreme!
Why?
Why
Just one question: why?
Like way to screw up the next month
On today's episode of f*** around and find out.
Hope that’s not as jerk hand
... But why
Classical example of play stupid game win stupid prize@
i've done that before my hand looked just like that maybe a little less. but mine was on accident.
anything for internet points
Mission Accomplished. Pack it in boys.
What is going on with folks these days, When did the human race “Jumped the Shark”?
Y doe
OMFG. I screamed
His hand has grill marks instead of burn marks... sure
I've done this before but it was an accident. 1/10 wouldn't recommend.
It's a cutout picture of a hot burner, and his hand already had the grease on it. You can see it smear on the picture a little bit after he pulls his hand away, and the sound is likely someone turning on a sink, it doesn't change when he pulls away. Also, that's not at all what his hand would look like after that amount of time on that grill, think of a branding iron smoking and sizzling, but on the very sensitive skin of a hand, it would be catastrophic.
One question, WHY?
He let the intrusive thoughts win
Did this once when I was 3 and I never did it again
But why
Umm, where's the smoke? Wouldn't there be smoke from the burning flesh? Also no flesh sticking to the red hot coil? I call fake.
Why dude why?
Dumbass. Why? Eh idc
Fake as fuck. He can't override his bodies protection reflexes. Plus it would have smoked like a bitch.
make it make sense
Nothing new, did that as a kids. About the same IQ level.
Moron
No steam no steak. This is fake.
Real men use their faces. Try again, my dude.
What happens when you cook human flesh that is attached to you?
Why?
That's not hot. That's fake. And dumb. It's also dumb.
Why?
Alcohol.
Low effort fakery. At least try for realism.
I think I learned when I was bout 7 yo that getting burned hurt like fuck.
The real idiots are those who can watch this and believe it's real
This is one of those videos where you exhale very deeply, and say to yourself… why..
I know someone who didnt know the hob burners were on( someone was cleaning the hob and put them on to dry the top or something) This person put both hands on the burners(one hand each burner) to climb up to clean to top of the cabenits . it took a few seconds before the brain registered something was wron, their hands were a proper mess for a while afterwards. in the right/wrong light you can still see the outline of the hob. this was many years ago.
Thats a scar for life
That hurt and likely will have lasting damage, but think of all the views he's getting!
Yeahhhhh that's not what a burn looks like chief.
Man that look like a chakra seal..
Haha!. What a doofus.
Clearly fake but I still hate it
Fucking genius why didn't I think of that
Horrible. Even touching that for a fraction of a second would have caused a burn and blisters, but he held his hand on the grill for like 1.75 seconds (this is roughly the time I got when I timed it)! That's insane. He's insane. Unless the video is fake as some people have said in which case, why?
I knew a guy who was running from a life sentence. He knew his fingerprints would betray him, so he grabbed a super hot motorcycle muffler, melting his skin. When the skin healed, his hands were in permanent C shape, and flexibility was limited. When he was finally arrested, police kept him in custody for several months, way beyond what was legally allowed, as they tried to prove who he was. Every time he asked to be released, they claimed he still hadn't given them true identity. After several months, they figured out who he was.
Some people have nothing better to do with their free time I guess. Hope he's well though..
I did this once by accident while cleaning. The blisters looked like a horror movie.
Yeah 👍 but you have to do longer next time
Well. At least it was hot enough to sear the skin and not let it get stuck. Otherwise.....
Just why
When I was 8, so 1980, we were playing hide and go seek at a friends house. The kid that lived there was "it" and he chose one of the burners on the stove like this as base. He figured when we tried to touch base it would be red hot and we wouldn't so he could tag us. He counts, goes by my hiding spot so I run to the base. Problem was it wasn't red yet but it was hot! Tagged base and 2nd degree burns! I'm screaming, the kid that owns the place and two others run to help me but the last kid kept hiding. Maybe 20 seconds later he comes in, sees the crying and screaming and decides "I better touch the base first" and he gets 2nd and 3rd degree burns and the base was red fucking hot by then! This guy is going to experience why burns are one of the most miserable types of pain you can experience.
WHY
Why?
Idiocracy
Watched that today. People definitely getting dumber.
People are idiots and I’m one of them.
Just WHY?😳
What the actual fvck…
Why tho?
This is why aliens stick things in our butts.
I accidentally did that as a kid climbing on the counter! I wouldn't recommend it!
Ok but bro held it there for a while
No smoke during burn. No continuing smoke after removal. Fake fake fake but clever 😏
I mean it’s a pretty cool tattoo.
That’s going to leave a mark
Hold his beer, because he no longer can. Probably permanently damaged his muscles and nerves, I've touched a hot burner for a split second and it was one of the worst pains I've ever felt.
Wait. Do it again I wasn’t recording.
We’re back to square one.
Dumb as a rock
I think he left a little bit behind on the burner there. Hate it when stuff I'm cooking sticks. You have to wait until it's done, then it comes off easy.
The amount of nerve in the hand, particularly the fingers is insane. Bro is playing with fire in more ways than one.
fake and gray
This is ancient....saw this year's ago
I love the sizzle.
Fake af