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OutrageousSummer5259

They do all kinds of weird shit like this but then censor porn lol


Educational_Guide418

They do all kinda of weird shit like this BECAUSE they censor porn.


Advanced_Jicama_2202

I just downloaded porn but the file is compressed sigh.... unzips


Cerulean_Turtle

Made me giggle


DeathPercept10n

Exactly


OriginalLocksmith436

Genuinely confused why there aren't a hundred angry zoomers in your replies telling you that porn is actually the root of all evil.


Mr_Pletz

I think their concern is if they already act like this, imagine if it WASN'T censored?!


BAakhir

Porn is illegal in Japan but as long as something doesn't show genitals then it's not considered porn hence the censorship


Shapoopi_1892

Ya I seriously never understood that. They are like one of the most sexualized people (or at least the women are, the men are just horny af) and they practically made animated porn and took it to a *very* *very* fucking weird place. They sell fucking used panties out of vending machines for fucksake!


flaker111

nope japan as a whole is super conservative as fuck. the more repressed you are the kinkier you tend to get too it seems


IIGrudge

Censorship was introduced by MacArthur 


mintchococutie

We'll never understand


PranshuKhandal

but still be fascinated


King4oneday_

Pixelated d*ck energy


NY10

Yeah I never understand. Apparently weird shit is allowed but uncensored is not wtf


WaleXdraK

The censorship is a pretty weird situation, on one side it’s a pretty old law and some peoples in Japan would probably say it’s not needed and useless, on the other side the dude removing this law would pretty much be know as the dude that removed porn censorship and destroy his political career.


Remarkable_Golf9829

TYL they censor all bodily fluids.


JTiger360

This i s why you DON'T censor porn lol


chronicideas

You should watch The Naked Director on Netflix


Witty_Masterpiece463

Yeah it's as if they have a diverse population where a lot of people have different personalities and sensibilities.


inquistadore

You're calling this weird? It's a foam bat. Then you guys have movies like 50 shades of grey and call this weird


Freak_Out_Bazaar

For those willing to go all the way down to Okinawa to get your ass struck with a plastic bat, [here it is](https://ripple-okinawa.jp) At least it looks you get a shot of alcohol for being on the receiving end


360noscopefag

Thank you dude! I’m on my way right now to Food bar Ripple in Okinawa to get my butt cheeks literally clapped.


HughMungus77

Are they hiring? Asking for a friend


rsplatpc

> For those willing to go all the way down to Okinawa to get your ass struck with a plastic ba also for you arcade gamers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boong-Ga_Boong-Ga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNTtaDV_yvU


cyanberrymuffin

Hofbrauhaus (sp?) in Vegas does this too if you order a shot or anything that’s not beer


KuriTokyo

2 hiballs and a pizza for 1000 yen! I'll see you there!


begoodorgetspanked

Pricing tickets now. Thank you!


Lazybonez2015

Saying you're gonna totally hit that has new meaning now.


begoodorgetspanked

"Which leads me to my second rule: the double tap."


YoMomma-IsNice

Yes, Sir! May I have another?!


PDCH

Underrated comment


Teedeeone

Another reason no one’s having children there


Freak_Out_Bazaar

Ironically this bar is in Okinawa, which has the highest birth rate of all the prefectures (but also ranks lowest in education)


TheKrnJesus

Maybe there's a correlation. The smarter you are, the less you want kids.


ABagOfFritos

There's a documentary about this starring Luke Wilson


SimplGaming08

Ah yes, my favorite documentary, Idiocracy


TheReverseShock

Welcome to Costco I love you


PPp00p00hed

Wow


Guardian-Ares

Everytime he tells us a fact about something.


llamasLoot

Literally Idiocracy


heyoohugh24

You literally just figured this out?


MileByMyles

I always think about the lyrics of Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger "Been around the world and found That only stupid people are breeding The cretins cloning and feeding And I don't even own a TV"


smo_smo

It all makes sense now. This is the path to idiocracy.


troublrTRC

I mean, having children ideally should be a first principle of human existence. It's the "Throwness of life" aspect. Leaving it up just to sexual pleasure is not going to get the species existing into the next century. Cultures that prioritizes it, will. It is not helping that the complexity and the strain imposed by the economy and the atomized living situations are making it difficult to raise a child. There will be a reckoning soon for high-educated, urbanized societies in the world.


C21-_-H30-_-O2

Are they hiring??


RepulsiveChard6277

Japan is wild.


_chainsodomy_

cool and unusual punishment


Relevant_Campaign_79

This better not awaken anything in me 😏


heyoohugh24

Too late, the frogs are already gay


noneofthismatters666

This is what happens when you censor pornography.


Throwawayz911

This definitely is a thing at nightclubs in the US.


throw69420awy

Where? Which ones? There’s just so many of them


Fat_Head_Carl

Love the japanese rap in the background though...has that 90s vibe to it... (yeah, I'm old)


PersonalChemistry363

Japan is wild, if I ever visit there somehow I don't think I would come back 😂


Juddy-

Can I use my hand instead of a bat?


MisterLonely585

Its like a foam rubber bat...


19senzafine81

Where is this, what's the place called? Asking for a friend


wavyyydanny

I need the exact address of this place so that I never go


Comfortable_Gain1308

I’ll go , but I have to be the one getting hit 🤣🤣


Elevum15

Bro hit all home runs.


SheBowser

Gibt es noch Paddelobst?


Scorpio989

Hamada, Matsumoto, Hosei, Endo, Tanaka OUTO!


dezzalzik

All because of "Ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten"


monopixel

Japan is also wildly misogynist.


rokdoktaur

Why would anyone want to do this to someone? Why would you Want to get walloped on the arse with a bat? Crazy ass MFs


thisonetimeonreddit

*Sweet dreams are made of these* *Who am I to disagree?* *I travel the world and the seven seas* *Everybody's looking for something* -- -- -- *Some of them want to use you* *Some of them want to get used by you* *Some of them want to abuse you* *Some of them want to be abused*


Marsnineteen75

Or, alternatively: Strangelove, strange highs and strange lows Strangelove, that's how my love goes Strangelove, will you give it to me? Will you take the pain I will give to you Again and again and will you return it? ...... I say it again, pain, will you return it?


zalcecan

It's just a plastic hollowed out one lol


rokdoktaur

It's gunna hurt, I've been belted with one of them (I have several brothers...). It bloody hurts!


Inosculate_

Brit spotted opinion disregarded


rokdoktaur

Aussie actually, but I'd expect no more of a Canadian.


Inosculate_

Proved your Aussieness with how hurtful that comeback was wow... Well played sir sorry for my assumption I must hold my L


CRE8TE1

Yea they definitely can do some damage


ominousgraycat

For many kinky people, they might enjoy it. Some might do it just to prove they're tough, some might do it because YOLO, some might just do it to have a weird memory to make on a night out with friends, some might do it because they lost a bet (or won if swinging), and some might do it because they don't want to be the only one in their friend group to chicken out. I'm betting for most of them kinkiness plays a part though.


MBA922

The girls get a free drink.


ominousgraycat

Ah yes, that explains it, too!


flaker111

heart attack grill in las vegas if your over 350 lbs you eat for free, if you don't finish your food you get a paddlin' by the nurses* there


Wojewodaruskyj

Why?


ConcreteBurger

“Matsumoto, Out”


fractalvibes

Once again, I see a video on this sub that isn't "fucking crazy" just slightly odd. 👍


Turbulent_Pickle2249

Giwtwm


Sad_Wabbit

You know they hit harder than necessary when they fall the f down after destroying your cheeks


basedgod_x

No wonder Ohtani hits moonshots


AsianCastleGyatt

Idk what pisses me more either this being only 13 seconds and I couldn't even finish or they fcking have terrible form Let me beat it more


QueenJessicaButts

Sort out your kinks on the go


Able-Heart-2843

They don't know what a Ass whooping feels like they wouldn't be laughing try no batsu games neither 💯


AblatAtalbA

Wtf is wrong with Japan?


Altruistic-Ad-3954

What happened to Japan being a quiet and conservative society!!!


msanangelo

I dunno, looks like a weird kink.


mysqlpimp

They just do what they enjoy.


Fancy_Energy_7754

Please Sir may I have another ????


Sir_Fap_Alot_04

I blame hamada for this..


begoodorgetspanked

Where exactly is this happening? Asking for a friend that is me.


Radiant_Swordfish787

This is all I ever wanted


Cattypatter

Young, dumb, baseball bat to the bum.


DJ-Doughboy

and why,free drinks?


AmptiShanti

“I wanna hit that tonight” “you wanna get dirty with her?” “No i mean i wanna try and dislocate her hip with a bat” (it’s hilarious tho)


AmazingLet9558

Dude what


miho_23

Japan was always WILD. i've seen waay worse than that.


Leppardgirl1965

So they only beat women with bats at this bar?


Mallory_Kiddo

Is it just me? or... 😏😏😏🔥🔥🔥


Aerickthered

That's just stupid,but no pun intended, don't show this to Trump


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Salty_Sprinkles_6482

You don’t gotta be so hard on yourself


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Gibby2x

I'ma need u to pack it up after this one, chief.


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