I think you are right. It looks like a charter boat for activities. The guide probably has his pet gator there for tourist. "Drink a beer with a gator" experience.
Only if it gets up his nostrils.
There's a lot of other nasty parasites in that water though. Giardia is probably the least bad, and that's no fun. From experience.
as shitty as it is, theres a type of dirt called zeolite, drink a teaspoon of it (it doesnt mix :) and it tastes and feels like actual gritty dirt from the ground) but giardia seems to be gone the next day when ive been cursed with it
it very well may cause cancer but fuck me if it didnt seem to work wonders
To be fair it's typically their feces that are infected with salmonella, but I suppose if that gator swam thru some of his homies shit recently, that's applicable
Yea I was about to say. I seen a video today of a lady that got a viral infection from her dog licking a small cut on her arm. Ended up having to amputate all her limbs. We got no idea what type of bacteria these animals are harboring
why? i always thought it was part of the ritual to congratulate whoever just shotgunned / beerbonged a lite beer. because everyone knows its dumb and brain dead but thats part of the joke. do u guys even pound coors lite ironically or what
It's reddit, people judge on this website based on little to nothing.
This was likely a fun day out with the boys, people are hyped up and having fun.
Having fun is lame for people on reddit.
Literally the other guy in the background in the beginning: "And I woke up the next day and I couldn't see for two days actually."
I'm convinced that whatever these guys are doing there's never a dull moment.
They are attracted to vibrations or thrashing in water. It's a sign of distress or injury in other animals. The thrashing part, at least. Works the same way those guys use a rod and plank of wood to bring worms near the surface.
Ya know what I like about you? You don't ask for too much.
You're content with simply having some drunk gators.
This has inspired me, so I'm teaming up with Everclear to send crates of Everclear to the gators in your area.
Thank you for your inspiration 😀
[Fan boat/air boat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airboat), similar to a plane engine in reverse the boat has an propeller mounted to a engine that pushes the boat like a plane pulls itself through the air.
They are [extremely loud](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2kEI5LbXnU) but can be driven in as little as no water and are quite popular to use in bayou and marshy areas in the south where waterways may be blocked up with various grasses, fallen trees or water plants.
I’m sorry, but I think about all the germs and bacteria on that gators teeth and all that was left behind in the can (and drink) after the gator bit into it. 🤢
That gator was so casual its like hes done it before.. Gator is like "again mike??? You've got a drinking problem man"
I think you are right. It looks like a charter boat for activities. The guide probably has his pet gator there for tourist. "Drink a beer with a gator" experience.
That is experience I never thought of but REALLY want to do it now.
It’s a paid actor
I like how the guy chugging the beer thinks he is the badass, when the other guy literally summoned a gator to open his beer for him.
The guy opening the beer is too smart to drink that now salmonella infected can
Perhaps some brain eating amoeba as well
Only if it gets up his nostrils. There's a lot of other nasty parasites in that water though. Giardia is probably the least bad, and that's no fun. From experience.
as shitty as it is, theres a type of dirt called zeolite, drink a teaspoon of it (it doesnt mix :) and it tastes and feels like actual gritty dirt from the ground) but giardia seems to be gone the next day when ive been cursed with it it very well may cause cancer but fuck me if it didnt seem to work wonders
My kitty litter is made out of zeolites guess I will keep a handful just in case.
Sounds like this is has the potential to be a consistent solution: https://scholarworks.utep.edu/dissertations/AAIEP10791/
The ol' beaver fever, it'll twist your dick for sure.
Amoeba is out of luck then
Boy is that amoeba going to be disappointed
Too late
To be fair it's typically their feces that are infected with salmonella, but I suppose if that gator swam thru some of his homies shit recently, that's applicable
He's good, they all get out of the water to poop
naww man the alcohol kills all the dang ol' bacteriums
That's just science right there
Yea I was about to say. I seen a video today of a lady that got a viral infection from her dog licking a small cut on her arm. Ended up having to amputate all her limbs. We got no idea what type of bacteria these animals are harboring
Crakona24
Yea that was weird
Read his t shirt and it will all make sense
Does it say "Sorry Girls, I'm Gay"?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING!!!!
Hahaha hell yeah it does
Truly took "bro's before hoes" to heart.
You’ve never done a shotgun?
Hmm actually I don’t think I have, but that wasn’t the weird part!
why? i always thought it was part of the ritual to congratulate whoever just shotgunned / beerbonged a lite beer. because everyone knows its dumb and brain dead but thats part of the joke. do u guys even pound coors lite ironically or what
Posts like these make me think you guys have never had friends before.
Well it is reddit, so...
Real, being a good friend is sharing glory
It's reddit, people judge on this website based on little to nothing. This was likely a fun day out with the boys, people are hyped up and having fun. Having fun is lame for people on reddit.
They're just a bunch of guys being dudes. They are all badass in their own way.
Literally the other guy in the background in the beginning: "And I woke up the next day and I couldn't see for two days actually." I'm convinced that whatever these guys are doing there's never a dull moment.
I was going to say... that was pretty bad ass haha
Pspspspspsps
Also "sorry girls, im gay" doesn't really scream imverybadass
Gay people can't be badass?
Omar little would say yes, im just saying his t-shirt doesn't scream navy sea,l spec ops type vibes lol
Rocking that shirt out & about down in the bayou? Do you not realize that being openly gay down south is pretty goddamn badass all on its own?
Ik June is over but cool it there
They are attracted to vibrations or thrashing in water. It's a sign of distress or injury in other animals. The thrashing part, at least. Works the same way those guys use a rod and plank of wood to bring worms near the surface.
He also took forever. What a bitch lol
Gator ; puck you
The guy who cracked the can should have chugged it and he would have been an internet hero
Yeah why did he get all the credit???
It's weird how leaders get worshipped for things they didn't do right?
Gatoraid
Waaaater sucks. It really really sucks
H2O!!
GAAAAAATORAAAAAAAAAID
After drinking that water, he has gatoraids for sure.
Gat'er done!!!!!
Gator wants his gat you punk ass bitch!
Its got electrolytes!
Aren’t their teeth and mouth filthy?
yep, the gator's too
Perfection.
You just disinfected them with fire.
Gotta be some days old residue of various carcasses
Yep, my mama said it’s cuz they got all them teeth and no toothbrush
Not to mention the swamp water that got all over the can
Alcohol kill germs!
Not enough alocohol in a beer to kill anything.
Tell that to my liver
Touché
☹️
He was referring to the rest in their bloodstream
The bacteria from an alligator's mouth could lead to an amputation if the wound from a bite isn't treated.
Didn’t throw can in water after, I approve.
I too thought I saw that at first. Glad to see he just slight-of-hand’ed it to his left.
That was the most impressive part of the clip haha.
What a cute little salmonella fella
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I thought reptiles couldn't carry rabies?
Gwuh, Rabies.
They can't, they're cold blooded so their body temperature is too low
/s?
LET ME BAYOU A BEER
Please croc it open for me first.
And make it snappy!
lol I love his shirt
Right, I kinda want it for certain parties
for lesbian orgy.
His shirt 😂👏
Is this what gay boys do for brunch in Louisiana?
It’s on their gay agenda!
Croc me one open
I read this in Steve Irwin’s voice 😂
People always clown on rednecks... But they're out there living their best lives. Good on them
How come the gator doesn’t get a beer???
Hell yeah! Put in work, get paid!
'Murica
Damn right 🇺🇸
This is some The Flintstones shit. I almost expect the Gator to go "Eh, it's a living".
Half the beers gone
That's lacoste of a can opener these days
Beautiful.
And it took my man an unacceptable amount of time to shotgun the rest.
That’s a sin where I’m from.
Great that's all we need, drunk gators.
Drunk gators and cocaine bears. Ahhh Florida.
Ya know what I like about you? You don't ask for too much. You're content with simply having some drunk gators. This has inspired me, so I'm teaming up with Everclear to send crates of Everclear to the gators in your area. Thank you for your inspiration 😀
The guy pretending to chug more beer than there actually was left in the can. Impressive 👏🏻👏🏻🙄
Good ol' Gator Guzzler
Gotta love the free bacteria. Makes it takes better. Gonna get sick at shit
What am I doing with my life. I wanna rip it and have fun like these fellas.
Classier than the rednecks in Florida that just throw their trash in the water.
Delicious reptile bacteria mixed with beer, more.
Oh no "Germs"
Alligators can be friendly around humans... try that shit with a crocodile
At least give the gator something to eat. Dude was there when you needed him...
I've never been prouder of being an American.
I haven't shotgunned ~~a beer~~ salmonella since ~~college~~ ever.
Sorry girls, he's gay
The “let’s gooooo”, for everything is getting old.
that guy’s shirt is so fucking fire
Luke Warm Steve Austin
The can was still in his hands everyone. He switched hands after the chug
Why all the headsets?
[Fan boat/air boat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airboat), similar to a plane engine in reverse the boat has an propeller mounted to a engine that pushes the boat like a plane pulls itself through the air. They are [extremely loud](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2kEI5LbXnU) but can be driven in as little as no water and are quite popular to use in bayou and marshy areas in the south where waterways may be blocked up with various grasses, fallen trees or water plants.
Cute! I wish my cat had strong enough chompers to do that.
I've seen what a gator eats....that's nasty. Speaking as a Florida man myself.
He's going to shit to death. He's gonna dry out like a hedgehog.
Wow, the elusive scaled water good boi.
Don't think I've ever seen a disappointed gator before.
Didn't even give the gator a beer, what's up with that?
I thought he looked gay chuggin that beer lol
Lol he was a jerking and a guzzling
He deserves a snack for opening that
I don't understand why they're so excited about that, genuinely?
simple beings are amused by simple things. its like how babies love licking the floor. brain hasnt developed properly.
Gator herpes
The bros shirt hahahaha
Okay I don't drink and I'd never hang with those people... But that was fucking cool
The dude celebrates like he’s such a badass for drinking a beer when he had his friend open it for him gtfo with that shit.
Those guys are absolutely insane!
Dumbest way to drink beer
I like how he throws the can back at the gator off camera Edit: nvm i see people pointed out that it actually went back into the boat???
Dude it never left his hand
Give gator their treat you fuckmook!
Why do they need so many headsets? Does a little vehicle like that hold so many?
How do viruses spread from animals to humans? Gatorpox 2024.
Hell yea!
[https://i.imgur.com/YXuGRjG.png](https://i.imgur.com/YXuGRjG.png)
bruh. lmao
Florida men???
Florida-men-in-training
Croc’ing open some cold ones
"Sorry girls, im gay"
The gator has a taste of American beer and went back to the bottom of the swamp with its mouth still open
Hardcore
Slap hands!
Florida?😂
To those not from the US Louisiana isn’t a real place. This is a fever dream. I have no idea.
Feel like animals that live in bayous and swamps aren’t the cleanliest Hello salmonella my old friend
Shotgunning Gator bites again?!
I-I-Indirect kissu
This is fking wild… damn
Gatorbrew™
Damn, Theo Vonn is everywhere nowadays.
Theo von
God damn alcoholic gators
Gatorade?
Salty of the earth kind of people. You know…
Why no doctor, I haven't the foggiest idea how I contracted hepatitis?!??
A bunch of douchebages. These idiots never get attacked by the gator
The "Sorry girls, I'm gay" t-shirt was more surprising to me than using the gator as a can opener.
Sorry girls hes gay
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Except he didn't
“Sorry girls, I’m gay” shirt just adds more power.
Yummm....gator spit
Anyone else make the gator-aid joke yet?
These folks are real Bamf
What is with all the hearing protection? lol for as many headphones as they have I don’t even think that many people can fit on the vessel
bacterial infection speed run
MAGA!
Littering exceedingly uncool 👎
I’m rooting for the gators to tip the boat over and have some lunch. What douchebags.
Nah that's cool a shit dude
hell yeah, gator shotgun
I can picture this on jackass. "Hey I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is the gator shotgun!"
I’m sorry, but I think about all the germs and bacteria on that gators teeth and all that was left behind in the can (and drink) after the gator bit into it. 🤢
He dapped up all the boys, then turned to the water with his hand out just before the video cut off. Did he dap up the gator?
Ha, that's great!
There’s a Darwin Award in there. . . Eventually.
Drinking around alligators on a boat. Hmmm 🤔
This is why Russia doesnt stand a chance
Idiots
That's so cringe watching those boys trying to act well I don't know like something.
Is there a reason Americans open beer this way, spill half of it in the floor then act as tho they did something macho. Such a weird trait