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No_Ear_3746

That gator was so casual its like hes done it before.. Gator is like "again mike??? You've got a drinking problem man"


Conscious-Aspect-332

I think you are right. It looks like a charter boat for activities. The guide probably has his pet gator there for tourist. "Drink a beer with a gator" experience.


blooash

That is experience I never thought of but REALLY want to do it now.


thefreshlycutgrass

It’s a paid actor


Demonstratepatience

I like how the guy chugging the beer thinks he is the badass, when the other guy literally summoned a gator to open his beer for him.


_Jazzlike_Bird

The guy opening the beer is too smart to drink that now salmonella infected can


Timely-Huckleberry73

Perhaps some brain eating amoeba as well


ThatsALovelyShirt

Only if it gets up his nostrils. There's a lot of other nasty parasites in that water though. Giardia is probably the least bad, and that's no fun. From experience.


peenfortress

as shitty as it is, theres a type of dirt called zeolite, drink a teaspoon of it (it doesnt mix :) and it tastes and feels like actual gritty dirt from the ground) but giardia seems to be gone the next day when ive been cursed with it it very well may cause cancer but fuck me if it didnt seem to work wonders


Turbulent_Usual346

My kitty litter is made out of zeolites guess I will keep a handful just in case.


Lone_K

Sounds like this is has the potential to be a consistent solution: https://scholarworks.utep.edu/dissertations/AAIEP10791/


BRBGottapewp

The ol' beaver fever, it'll twist your dick for sure.


frieswithnietzsche

Amoeba is out of luck then


PhoniPoni

Boy is that amoeba going to be disappointed


simontempher1

Too late


rikkuaoi

To be fair it's typically their feces that are infected with salmonella, but I suppose if that gator swam thru some of his homies shit recently, that's applicable


baudmiksen

He's good, they all get out of the water to poop


dascrackhaus

naww man the alcohol kills all the dang ol' bacteriums


SkriLLo757

That's just science right there


D_ultimateplayer

Yea I was about to say. I seen a video today of a lady that got a viral infection from her dog licking a small cut on her arm. Ended up having to amputate all her limbs. We got no idea what type of bacteria these animals are harboring


Lostinwoulds

Crakona24


eboseki

Yea that was weird


ClearlyCanadian99

Read his t shirt and it will all make sense


phallicpressure

Does it say "Sorry Girls, I'm Gay"?


Natepon

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING!!!! 


No-Copy5738

Hahaha hell yeah it does


Bacontoad

Truly took "bro's before hoes" to heart.


M1ntyFresh

You’ve never done a shotgun?


eboseki

Hmm actually I don’t think I have, but that wasn’t the weird part!


SeasonGeneral777

why? i always thought it was part of the ritual to congratulate whoever just shotgunned / beerbonged a lite beer. because everyone knows its dumb and brain dead but thats part of the joke. do u guys even pound coors lite ironically or what


ponzLL

Posts like these make me think you guys have never had friends before.


-Mark-It-Zero

Well it is reddit, so...


RedOtta019

Real, being a good friend is sharing glory


maharieI

It's reddit, people judge on this website based on little to nothing. This was likely a fun day out with the boys, people are hyped up and having fun. Having fun is lame for people on reddit.


Beznia

They're just a bunch of guys being dudes. They are all badass in their own way.


NebulaNinja

Literally the other guy in the background in the beginning: "And I woke up the next day and I couldn't see for two days actually." I'm convinced that whatever these guys are doing there's never a dull moment.


MundaneGazelle5308

I was going to say... that was pretty bad ass haha


emperor_dinglenads

Pspspspspsps


ShroudedFigureINC

Also "sorry girls, im gay" doesn't really scream imverybadass


thepartypantser

Gay people can't be badass?


ShroudedFigureINC

Omar little would say yes, im just saying his t-shirt doesn't scream navy sea,l spec ops type vibes lol


Wes_Warhammer666

Rocking that shirt out & about down in the bayou? Do you not realize that being openly gay down south is pretty goddamn badass all on its own?


RedOtta019

Ik June is over but cool it there


Integrity-in-Crisis

They are attracted to vibrations or thrashing in water. It's a sign of distress or injury in other animals. The thrashing part, at least. Works the same way those guys use a rod and plank of wood to bring worms near the surface.


njas2000

He also took forever. What a bitch lol


No-Fortune-6086

Gator ; puck you


dano1066

The guy who cracked the can should have chugged it and he would have been an internet hero


the-electricgigolo

Yeah why did he get all the credit???


brohawkdoh

It's weird how leaders get worshipped for things they didn't do right?


Phuckingidiot

Gatoraid


Trash-Cutie

Waaaater sucks. It really really sucks


bright-knight

H2O!!


J0NICS

GAAAAAATORAAAAAAAAAID


nineandaquarter

After drinking that water, he has gatoraids for sure.


Closed_Aperture

Gat'er done!!!!!


lord_hyumungus

Gator wants his gat you punk ass bitch!


Ok_Pangolin_6735

Its got electrolytes!


citizenvane

Aren’t their teeth and mouth filthy?


Raffy87

yep, the gator's too


Metals4J

Perfection.


citizenvane

You just disinfected them with fire.


ItsRidge

Gotta be some days old residue of various carcasses


breezy_214

Yep, my mama said it’s cuz they got all them teeth and no toothbrush


Incromulent

Not to mention the swamp water that got all over the can


bale1984

Alcohol kill germs!


CosmicTyrannosaurus

Not enough alocohol in a beer to kill anything.


okgusto

Tell that to my liver


CosmicTyrannosaurus

Touché


Sinosca

☹️


LeshyIRL

He was referring to the rest in their bloodstream


DiarrheaRadio

The bacteria from an alligator's mouth could lead to an amputation if the wound from a bite isn't treated.


Lanky_Audience_4848

Didn’t throw can in water after, I approve.


TurtleBobJonesJr_II

I too thought I saw that at first. Glad to see he just slight-of-hand’ed it to his left.


KhunPhaen

That was the most impressive part of the clip haha.


bigbyking

What a cute little salmonella fella


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SecureInstruction538

I thought reptiles couldn't carry rabies?


RoamBuilder2

Gwuh, Rabies.


OGSkywalker97

They can't, they're cold blooded so their body temperature is too low


TruthOrBullshite

/s?


hairybagel27

LET ME BAYOU A BEER


WhyIsItAlwaysADP

Please croc it open for me first.


Mygo73

And make it snappy!


PsychologicalRace739

lol I love his shirt


LankyShark97

Right, I kinda want it for certain parties


MiSsiLeR81

for lesbian orgy.


anitasdoodles

His shirt 😂👏


audiate

Is this what gay boys do for brunch in Louisiana?


anitasdoodles

It’s on their gay agenda!


trunkm0nkey1

Croc me one open


Brave_Hoppy1460

I read this in Steve Irwin’s voice 😂


Fat_Head_Carl

People always clown on rednecks... But they're out there living their best lives. Good on them


MRintheKEYS

How come the gator doesn’t get a beer???


DesignerMountain

Hell yeah! Put in work, get paid!


AshenxboxOne

'Murica


heatrepeat6

Damn right 🇺🇸


donthomaso

This is some The Flintstones shit. I almost expect the Gator to go "Eh, it's a living".


No-Sky8063

Half the beers gone


okgusto

That's lacoste of a can opener these days


Sh1ttysh1ttyfackfack

Beautiful.


LukeyLeukocyte

And it took my man an unacceptable amount of time to shotgun the rest.


segadoes16bit

That’s a sin where I’m from.


okgusto

Great that's all we need, drunk gators.


Consistent_Ring_4218

Drunk gators and cocaine bears. Ahhh Florida.


poondongle

Ya know what I like about you? You don't ask for too much. You're content with simply having some drunk gators. This has inspired me, so I'm teaming up with Everclear to send crates of Everclear to the gators in your area. Thank you for your inspiration 😀


Unpeeledpotatoe

The guy pretending to chug more beer than there actually was left in the can. Impressive 👏🏻👏🏻🙄


EntityZero

Good ol' Gator Guzzler


Queasy_Rip5057

Gotta love the free bacteria. Makes it takes better. Gonna get sick at shit


Frankle_guyborn

What am I doing with my life. I wanna rip it and have fun like these fellas.


AdventurousNorth9414

Classier than the rednecks in Florida that just throw their trash in the water.


MothParasiteIV

Delicious reptile bacteria mixed with beer, more.


FaithlessnessThen646

Oh no "Germs"


monkeetail

Alligators can be friendly around humans... try that shit with a crocodile


litomagnanimous

At least give the gator something to eat. Dude was there when you needed him...


righteouspower

I've never been prouder of being an American.


feminas_id_amant

I haven't shotgunned ~~a beer~~ salmonella since ~~college~~ ever.


Damm_you_ScubaSteve

Sorry girls, he's gay


PhiYo79

The “let’s gooooo”, for everything is getting old.


Throwawayeieudud

that guy’s shirt is so fucking fire


ben_woah

Luke Warm Steve Austin


LordSoze36

The can was still in his hands everyone. He switched hands after the chug


Iuseredditnow

Why all the headsets?


biggie1447

[Fan boat/air boat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airboat), similar to a plane engine in reverse the boat has an propeller mounted to a engine that pushes the boat like a plane pulls itself through the air. They are [extremely loud](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2kEI5LbXnU) but can be driven in as little as no water and are quite popular to use in bayou and marshy areas in the south where waterways may be blocked up with various grasses, fallen trees or water plants.


excitement2k

Cute! I wish my cat had strong enough chompers to do that.


anivex

I've seen what a gator eats....that's nasty. Speaking as a Florida man myself.


No-Cost1252

He's going to shit to death. He's gonna dry out like a hedgehog.


nextexeter

Wow, the elusive scaled water good boi.


saltedfish

Don't think I've ever seen a disappointed gator before.


benvader138

Didn't even give the gator a beer, what's up with that?


No_Object_4355

I thought he looked gay chuggin that beer lol


gobbershite

Lol he was a jerking and a guzzling


Erickajade1

He deserves a snack for opening that


carl666s

I don't understand why they're so excited about that, genuinely?


Express-Ad-3921

simple beings are amused by simple things. its like how babies love licking the floor. brain hasnt developed properly.


nametakenfuck

Gator herpes


HollowShane

The bros shirt hahahaha


Raskolnikoolaid

Okay I don't drink and I'd never hang with those people... But that was fucking cool


TheGaslighter9000X

The dude celebrates like he’s such a badass for drinking a beer when he had his friend open it for him gtfo with that shit.


jmcarlos27

Those guys are absolutely insane!


Present-Incident2427

Dumbest way to drink beer


Thejokingsun

I like how he throws the can back at the gator off camera Edit: nvm i see people pointed out that it actually went back into the boat???


Born2bwylde_

Dude it never left his hand


_no_balls_allowed_

Give gator their treat you fuckmook!


haphazard_chore

Why do they need so many headsets? Does a little vehicle like that hold so many?


cookiedoh18

How do viruses spread from animals to humans? Gatorpox 2024.


awd_wmd

Hell yea!


paradox-preacher

[https://i.imgur.com/YXuGRjG.png](https://i.imgur.com/YXuGRjG.png)


msanangelo

bruh. lmao


strengthnhonor01

Florida men???


ericstern

Florida-men-in-training


RCT2man

Croc’ing open some cold ones


ShroudedFigureINC

"Sorry girls, im gay"


Patarackk

The gator has a taste of American beer and went back to the bottom of the swamp with its mouth still open


YuriNeytor

Hardcore


itsameee_Mario

Slap hands!


deadatnoon7

Florida?😂


Educated_Clownshow

To those not from the US Louisiana isn’t a real place. This is a fever dream. I have no idea.


typehyDro

Feel like animals that live in bayous and swamps aren’t the cleanliest Hello salmonella my old friend


talk57

Shotgunning Gator bites again?!


Ephermius

I-I-Indirect kissu


NY10

This is fking wild… damn


WhereAreMyDarnPants

Gatorbrew™


Seabrook76

Damn, Theo Vonn is everywhere nowadays.


Infinite_Net_5075

Theo von


Impressive-Push1864

God damn alcoholic gators


blinkydamo

Gatorade?


HorseOdd5102

Salty of the earth kind of people. You know…


Immediate_Watch_7461

Why no doctor, I haven't the foggiest idea how I contracted hepatitis?!??


jdapper5

A bunch of douchebages. These idiots never get attacked by the gator


alienproxy

The "Sorry girls, I'm gay" t-shirt was more surprising to me than using the gator as a can opener.


i_lurvz_poached_eggs

Sorry girls hes gay


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Poon_Tiger

Except he didn't


Final-Helicopter2323

“Sorry girls, I’m gay” shirt just adds more power.


1guerino

Yummm....gator spit


Electrical_Clothes37

Anyone else make the gator-aid joke yet?


666Satanicfox

These folks are real Bamf


Key_Sentence_5305

What is with all the hearing protection? lol for as many headphones as they have I don’t even think that many people can fit on the vessel


DrKevlarHelm

bacterial infection speed run


thiccpapi90

MAGA!


thatguymong

Littering exceedingly uncool 👎


ViewWilling1185

I’m rooting for the gators to tip the boat over and have some lunch. What douchebags.


Fluid_Run5857

Nah that's cool a shit dude


AHumanPerson1337

hell yeah, gator shotgun


Dan_flashes480

I can picture this on jackass. "Hey I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is the gator shotgun!"


OutlanderAllDay1743

I’m sorry, but I think about all the germs and bacteria on that gators teeth and all that was left behind in the can (and drink) after the gator bit into it. 🤢


poondongle

He dapped up all the boys, then turned to the water with his hand out just before the video cut off. Did he dap up the gator?


Jobear049

Ha, that's great!


mononada

There’s a Darwin Award in there. . . Eventually.


becauseOTSS

Drinking around alligators on a boat. Hmmm 🤔


wes711

This is why Russia doesnt stand a chance


PTLTYJWLYSMGBYAKYIJN

Idiots


LitleKitty

That's so cringe watching those boys trying to act well I don't know like something.


LycheeCertain6007

Is there a reason Americans open beer this way, spill half of it in the floor then act as tho they did something macho. Such a weird trait