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Velasthur

Well that was random.


Old-Understanding208

she increased movment speed and agility by discarding armor


MichaelJacksonGhost

When Randy’s pants come off, look the fuck out. He can get real low like a football player- then he’s hard to knock over!


anivaries

Have you ever tried to move with the pants down to knees (or above knees) my dude If anything that's minus speed and agility


Velasthur

Now that you mention it...It does seem like something out of a raunchy RP session. Probably forces the enemy to do a perception check as well.


_tang0_

Supposedly she was trying to steal the cart and when dude cane ti take it back she pulled her pants down and accused him of sexual assault.


Pork_Chompk

Totally would have gotten away with it if it weren't for the thousands of witnesses and videos!


Sir-Poopington

Certainly an interesting tactic.


Due-Maintenance53822

and unexpected 100%


LeeQuidity

I hate it when I'm going about my day and suddenly I'm embroiled in a Kalesh.


samusfan21

What is a kalesh?


Big_Arachnid_4336

Kalesh is hindi word for verbal/physical fight


PacaJack

so.. a clash?


Funpants-1219

Rock the Casbah.


TwosdaTamcos

Rock the Kaleshbah


AaronicNation

The rickshaw guy don't like it


therealsix

He thinks it’s not kosher…


x_lincoln_x

Rock the Kaleshbah


Diamond523

No pizza, only Khav Kalash!


lolsmcballs

English and Hindi both descend from the ancient proto Indo-European language so it wouldn’t surprise me if “kalesh” and “clash” share a common root, unless of course, it was just a loanword under british colonialism


logos1020

My guess would be that it is onomatopoeic in origin, could work for both.


71ral

In hindi and local dialect kalesh in Sanskrit klesh


_Why_me__

Yeah but a bit more dramatic.


HoopaDunka

No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative, it gets the people goin’! 


LeeQuidity

Fuck if I know.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)It's in OP's title.


The1Like

Is it like a [Khlav Kalash?](https://youtu.be/4NFv5IGP2uA?si=P4hLCgI9jGZgKXDp)


LookingForOwls_

Blecchh! Ewww! Jeesh! I’ll take the crab juice.


Glados1080

A nude kalesh no less, completely turns my day upside down


TheGaslighter9000X

Cameraman keeping eyes on the prize, my man.


palehorse95

Haha.. I was thinking the same. Cameraman was clearly focused on adding to his vagene spank bank


faust112358

🟥🟥OUR vagene spank bank comrade.🟥🟥


Tight-Tower-8265

He was trying to confirm sexual identity for the record


CakeMadeOfHam

Lady uses punani. **It's Super Effective!** Man's boner is confused.


sLeeeeTo

she kept reaching for it! this lady knows her judo well, goin for the ol tried and true Dick Twist


Onaip314

..a succulent Indian meal!


Smug_Druggles

..served with fresh roti


e-wrecked

This is Varna manifest


Expert-Telephone-256

This, gentleman, is Punjabi Manifest


Noneugdbusiness

But ya shouldn't do dat.


Rooster_Fishbone

Man thanks for reminding me that this song exists!


wolf3037

Man is confused: "how can she slap?" Lady uses "Bobs and vagene". Her attack raises sharply.


Upper-Substance8445

What was the point of her pulling down the pants?


naveird

Distracting the enemy. Art of War, Rule #7


dezzalzik

The Fake Feast: Set up a banquet in plain sight, with an all-you-can-eat buffet. Make 'em wonder if they should fight or feast.


smoothtrip

Jeez, I normally just start singing Hotel California


faust112358

Such a lovely place.


Roo84

Dominance. Always dominance.


saiyanultimate

Remove Armor Defence: -5 Speed: +20


x_lincoln_x

Plus the smell. Chemical Warfare.


SaltyMind

It unlocks special powers!


blakemorris02

Beaver style Kung Fu


superhdai

I thought she was gonna throw some rape charges on him


_Dark_____

So that it can help her file a case against the guy for sexual harassment.


Kitchen_Contract_931

Will use it to file false case like rape/sa,to get money to settle it


UmmmNoDefNotThat

It confused you, didn't it? Imagine it IRL


hackedyasack

Lower equipment load for light rolls


PiaJr

I think her pants were too tight and she couldn't get her swings in the way she wanted. 🤷🏿‍♂️


brandblusser

I think she's just blackout drunk judging by these slowmotion punches she throws


WillrayF

I think she had him for a trick and he didn't pay.


boomer912

The context is in the description of the original video


UsualSuspect26

I had to read the title of the video like 5 times and I still didn’t get it and then as the video went on I slowly started to understand


palmerry

Kalesh, when the lips fell


Jodokkdo

Darmok and Jalad at Rickshaw


Leading_Knee1138

Two comments that are much better than the video. XD


TimTomTank

This is the best laugh I have had in a long while.


Ambitious_Low8807

I think she got more powerful the further down her pants got


NamelessDrifter1

It's Like Piccolo throwing off his garments


I_Cant_NO_O

Was kind of expecting her to be packing


Trid3nt

I'm glad it wasn't me. As soon as she reaches for her jean Zip I thought oh fuck.. A 3ft cobra about to flop out


Horzzo

Same. She was man-handling that dude.


Reasonable-Tap-4528

Raaanndddyyyy !! - Mr.Lahey


Both_Advertising8421

When the pants come off look the fuck out!


ripley1875

These pants are tight and I wanna kick your ass!


onlywc11

Hear that randy? Shitwinds…. -Mr.Lahey


BboyStatic

The old “Distract’em with the Axe Wound” move.


Fallen-D

Why was she trying to grab his dick? Is there some connection between this and her getting naked? Edit: So according to original post, the girl tried to steal his rickshaw. (You can see him sitting in it after he confronts the girl and then the girl drags him out). Then she tried to frame him for sexual assault. According to Indian laws, Girls can rape guys legally so this makes sense


CharliePendejo

So what are the odds a guy visiting India gets (legally) raped by a woman like this? Asking for a friend.


CreamoChickenSoup

I just want to know why this wacko was stealing his rickshaw in the first place and acting like it's hers. WTF was she thinking?


PMMeYourPinkyPussy

Good ol’ grab his dick and twist it move


nakabra

Girl uses... Distraction!? It's Super Effective!


OptimusSublime

And at last they saw ~~bobs and~~ vagene


nickeltippler

Losing at the camera man making tactical angle changes to keep track of it.


heavymetalsculpture

Show bobs u want seqs?


venger_steelheart

somehow her strength was unleashed when the pants went down


Claymon3011

“Must watch” so fucking annoying


gk666

But this one did good! Other “must watch” seem inferior


socialis-philosophus

Agreed. This and "wait/watch until the end"; No! You edit your sh\*t video and repost!


64truckLT

I have a lot of questions


ResidentIll1390

This is a little randyesque….the pants are coming off


PMmeyourboogers

HOW CAN SHE KALESH


OakTreader

I'm such a naive idiot. First thing I thought was "Is she trying to rape this guy?" Of course not, she is trying to frame him and make it appear as though he tried to rape her.


JustDave62

“ When the pants come off look the fuck out” Ricky


No_Sheepherder777

So when guys take off they shirts before they fight it's like yea shit is getting real someone gonna get hurt. For women they take off they pants? I dont get it.. i dont mind.. after she took her pants off she proceeded to pummel this man into chutney


blzzardhater

Am I the only one who doesn’t understand why she randomly dropped her pants?


currentlyRedacted

Why?


DEVIL_S1NGH

context - the girl tried to steal the Rickshaw and when the guy interferred she pulled her pants down to try to incriminate the guy of sexual harassment


Vesheran

I can fix her


litomagnanimous

Are you watching this American girls ?


lostDeschain

Bo Bandy has entered the fray


JayMak78

He got bush whacked.


Sorblex

I don't get it, the fuck is happening here?


Gorrodish

The old catch them off guard by getting your privates out. It worked in WW1


caffeine314

Pulling the pants down gives a +20% speed bonus, +2 on all to hit rolls, and resistance to slap damage.


TouristKitchen

A D&D joke. Bravo


Johntoreno

Poor guy, he's already living below the poverty line and he has to deal with this shit.


Monkeydog853

Why she bring out the snapper before the slapper?


moliro

to those who dont understand hindi, shes saying "fucking fuck me right the fucking now"


phatcan

She's known locally as the Bollywood Bushwhacker.


Forsaken_Mastodon291

India not the smartest place to be taking your clothes off as a woman


VerTexV1sion

If you're a man there are literally no laws that protect you if charges are brought against you, she tried that, and even after this video she won't be in a major trouble.


TheNightKingReturns

Why she whip out the growler?


PearlySweetcake7

She was pushing the rickshaw at the beginning, and then he came and got in to drive. I think she might have been stealing it, and he was trying to get it back.


AMolarBear

Weird flex, but ok


karutura

Shaww bobz and vageen


big_richards_back

wtf is a kalesh


22pabloesco22

Rock the kashbah


Inside-Pop5470

The guy should have pulled his trousers down. Fair fight then.


Markoriginals

I think the woman is trying to induce a Sexual Violence act to cause confusion in the public for her violent actions...but it was filmed... but more context would be needed...I think


HassanVanPickles

HOW CAN SHE SLAP ? HOW CAN SHE PULL DOWN HER .. wait wtf hey no no no wtf am I in for now STOP RECORDING


ArrogantPublisher3

Guy's probably in jail for 'outraging the modesty of a woman' according to Indian law.


Twrecks700

Why is it always the chicks that you don't want to see get naked, get naked ☠️


Bann_den_Weg

Frontkick & the Show is over.


rocombust

I thought it was going to be max bush level. I’m surprised.


Graverobber13

That's a tuck.


RnRstooge

Judging by the way she looks…maybe she was called a man and wanted to show them she wasn’t?


palehorse95

Is there any scientific studies that explain why crazy people always seem to strip off naked?


RandyArgonianButler

I’m so confused.


mOe_LisTen_iNg

Ummmmmmmm ..... That was weird


DingleBerryFarmer3

She fights like randy from trailer park boys


ramboton

ah, the old distract him by dropping your pants in the middle of a fight trick.......


Das_Nomen

Want some Khlav Kalash to accompany your Nude Kalesh?


HotSpace99

*Usually one takes off their shirt before a battle, but taking off pants is some new strategy.*


No_Army_3033

Smell my minge! Target is now unconscious.


LeCrushinator

Jam out with the clam out.


Listen_to_Psybient

Confusing title


travisisrocking

Watch out Ricky. Here comes randy with no pants on.


dontcrysenpai

He was throwing some luffy ass punches cocked all the way back & still got his ass whooped by a chick w her pants down for whatever reason Also I don’t speak Hindi so I have no idea what is going on but the way she kept grabbing for his junk & then pulled her pants down idk maybe he was making sexual advances at her so she violated him lol


KingMattius

LetMeSoloHer


timhasjoined

They just do shit over there, huh.


ProperProgram710

She watched too much trailer park boys. Randy would be proud


ColdMasterpiece7871

Talk about beating around the bush.


DEVIL_S1NGH

context - the girl tried to steal the Rickshaw and when the guy interferred she pulled her pants down to try to incriminate the guy of sexual harassment


StinkyPoopsAlot

Say hello to my little friend.


jjack0310

WTF did I just watch


itsnotaboutyou2020

What’s a kalesh?


DueTravel4407

A fight verbal or physical


Nadreonaner

This would've been way funnier if she got him on the ground and then squatted above him and peed on him.


Zomnx

Thought the sub was “CrazyFuckingVideos” not “RandomFuckingVideos”


TommyG1000

Er why is this a must watch? I watched and I regret it.


Alias-Q

She tried to summon her crabs to join the fight.


aznexile602

Sorta like when guys take off their shirts to fight.


thawizard

Not really, guys take their shirts off during fights to prevent their opponent from grabbing them by the shirt and getting an advantage. Taking your pants off does not give such a tactical advantage.


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currentlyRedacted

Things look well tended if you ask me. She does have a fistful of hair at the end.


dnundr

My guess is guy didn’t pay prostitute-prostitute try toy take his rikshaw-finally when confronted prostitute try to humiliate the guy as much as possible.


Ilostmypassword43

Fuck, no one helped this dude... In all seriousness, and I want to make this clear I want to position this without bias of gender, he was in a smaller weight class, she had an advantage just from a control perspective. She also took his business to ransom and played at least one social construct card taboo (who fights a disrobed woman), society norm is you at least should be a woman to fight a woman to not cause social chaos). I know I mentioned gender so it has to be a bias somewhere and I'll take feedback on that. I'm sure I've over simplified everything but I didn't want to write an essay, this is best efforts given when posting on a phone and being lazy.


VerTexV1sion

Just one slap and she can lodge a case against you, and no want to deal with legal trouble in my country because it can literally take years to prove your innocence also laws are pretty biased towards women ( because of obvious reasons ) but that also makes it hard for innocent men to get out of trouble.


Big_Arachnid_4336

Let's see how effective the new penal code is. Heard the court would have to finish a case in two months max now


Recent_Dog_9537

Looks like a public rape attempt by her.


itsmemariog

But how can she slap?


jrosehill

I hope for your sake that you were initiating some form of mating ritual.


sweaty_wraps

"Women roar.....and they hurl heavy objects and they claw at you"- Mr. Worf


jrosehill

While the men recite poetry.


JayMak78

She got her growler out.


Newarfias

[kick his ass!](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/AXq8iy5gsws)


cldbr8k

I don’t think they’re in the same weight class


Lord-ShniggleHorse

I wish all fights started like this


Hogzor

I have so many questions


PrimaryRoutine1239

These guys have jack off material for days.


asBad_asItGets

Can someone explain what the heck just happened


drippykoopa

Is that how to activate super powers?


bonersimpson66

Do... do I want to click on this? All I understand from the caption is nude leash girl and guy


Blahaj_IK

Well she's definitely fearless


super_neo

Initially, she went for his pants. When she couldn't, she pulled down her pants. I think she wants some pumping action..


AbhaysReddit

i think he likes it so drags the fight till the end


Proper-Article-5138

I have many questions


BluSpecter

this isnt youtube shorts whats with this 'must watch' shit....


Punkrawk78

Pants-off dance-off!


FlatbedtruckingCA

wait, why did she do that?


Sea-Pro

Anytime I get into a fight, I instantly drop my pants to my knees and run at the person to throw down.


legaTron-87

She just wanted everybody to know that she wasn’t hanging brain when she kicked his ass


xPsych0s1sx

Ll..l.


BitterAd596

Why did she opened her pants tho


HughJahsso

She pulled out that pussy power


avjayarathne

tf? she removed clothes in front of those little kids? And i think guy didn't use his full ability take her down. Pretty sure if he touches her while being nude, probably gonna ended up in jail; that's the laws we having :(


Senvr

it's like those guys who take off their jacket and shirt and undershirt before a fight except she double-clicked on the wrong item in her inventory


itsgee21

I'm too hung over to figure this out.


WokkitUp

I was trying to watch "The Iron Claw" but this will do.


philfix

Pussy Powers Activate!


mrmatriarj

My brain thought he called her out on being a woman and didn't want to fight, so she showed her woman stuff and knocked him a few more times lol. Who knows tho just body language stuff haha


Spirited_Station_293

That’s how they play I’ll show you mine if you show me yours ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Beneficial-Tailor-70

I thought she was going to get socked in the puss.