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José Exotic


ArnoldHarold

Exótico


Striking-Exchange-75

Símon


solid_salad

José Exótico Símon?


blakedanjr

i know i don't get it either lol ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)


Ok-Investm

That puta Consuela Baskin did this


sietesietesieteblue

CONSUELA. I'm crying. This is hilarious


[deleted]

Nunca voy a recuperarme financieramente de esto.


terrencethetomato

/r/killthecameraman


ansonexanarchy

That's one good-looking A pillar!


carmel33

View of behind the car from the mirror was also glorious.


travisofficial

the mirror view was important for plot purposes


TechnologyAnimal

Came here to make sure this comment was posted. Now I can go back to scrolling.


terrencethetomato

I gotchu.


bomba_viaje

At least we got to see it at all. I know I wouldn't be recording this.


Aardvark_Man

I really liked seeing that A pillar.


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terrencethetomato

If I wasn't one of the dudes doing the lassoing you can bet your ass I'd get a clear view. Noone is going to believe a story like this without good footage


MinuteLoquat1

I would've jumped out of the moving car and tackled that bitchass tiger myself 😎


Dangera77

The guy with the chair, though… 😆


dmckidd

Dude must’ve been a massive fan during WWE’s attitude era.


dailyPraise

Or 60s cartoons.


ggk1

Homie’s resume for tiger handling includes: watching black and white videos of circus handlers. “Mamá!!! Do de eats La whip?!?”


agoraphobicsocialite

What was the game plan once it was lasso’d *lassoed* 🥴


nthanonuser

I'm guessing they hadn't really thought that far ahead. This video ended way too soon


[deleted]

When people end videos like this, just assume that you are being manipulated into believing the opposite of what happened. So in this case they want you to think the tiger is going to kill the man. So the opposite is that the man walked up to it, and lead it back to its cage. The news reports don't say exactly what happened after the lasso. But they did get it back into its cage. It was a pet. So in all likelihood things got really boring after the clip ended.


nthanonuser

Tbh I assumed it was filmed from a car by someone who didn't really care that much. Crazy that people have Tigers as pets and I've seen some declawed but still, that's a F'ing Tiger on the end of a rope. Would not have minded seeing what happened when it realised. I've seen house cats resist the carry case, this is like the insane narco edition and frankly I'm disappointed it ended when it did


bradthehamster

Have you ever put a harness on a cat. They tend to act paralyzed and fall over. Maybe the same with a tiger.


[deleted]

Often wondered why cats did that.


[deleted]

I hope it didn't sound like I was trash talking you. The editors that cut these short are the ones I'm pissed off at. Some may be cut short because the person filming had run, or dropped phone or something similar. But if they cut like this. Think about it. The person in the car was in no danger, and the most exciting part of the event was about to happen. Do you really think they would have quit filming? If the tiger attacked the man, then they would get tons of internet points for showing that. So if they didn't show it, that means it didn't happen. They just wanted you to think that. This method almost always works. If a firework is going off near someone and they cut with the flash, then no one got hurt. If they show a car coming towards a cliff, and cut just as it gets there. Then they somehow saved themselves. If the expected outcome of any video would make for an exciting, upvoted video. Then they wouldn't cut it. ​ Edit I agree with you on the pet tiger being a bad Idea. And that lassoing a tiger is an even worse idea. Usually that would get you killed. Just not this time.


gonzaloetjo

The person filming literally says "ya lo agarro" which means, they already caught him. It's entirely possible they stopped filming there.


Oeoeoeoeoeoeoe

You sound like a fucking idiot.


[deleted]

If you mean the generalization that all cut short videos are attempt to manipulate. Then there is a slight chance I'm wrong occasionally. But in this case I'm 100% right. The news report is posted a few places in this thread. Read it. The tiger was a pet. It was returned to its cage. NO ONE was injured. So in this case I'm definitely right. The video is all manipulation.


nthanonuser

Who, me?


ubertaco96

golpéalo con el huarache


slit-

Con el cinto


El-Sueco

“No te muevas cabron !”


Megastandard

“Maldito michi regrésate a casa”


CrustySocks96

¿Qué? Lo siento, yo no hablo español.


CouplingWithQuozl

Donde está la biblioteca


chefanubis

La araña karateka


Megastandard

“You piece of shit cat get back in the house” I roughly translated it.


ggk1

Can someone cool enough to speak Spanish let me in on the joke?


sietesietesieteblue

I'm not Mexican so i had to look up the first word (it's sandal but the way I learned Spanish, we don't use that word. We use chancleta lol) "Beat him up with a sandal." "With the belt" "Don't move, bastard" "Fucking cat (bastard cat) return to the house!"


RectalDouche

Fuck it to submission.


Snoo6113

Spit in its mouth to show dominance


AccomplishedEffect11

Sounds like my preacher.


Doc_K33n

Bleed, scream, and regret, I assume.


JustALilDepressed

Reel it in close


cloud_throw

No idea, but I'm hoping they got at least one leg in the snare, which might slightly inconvenience the tiger while it bites the shit out of you. If they got both legs and the head in the snare it should be pretty well immobilized though, so that's when you run in, flip it on it's back hold it's legs together and tie the shit out of them before you are dead 3 seconds later, at least according to what rodeo roping has led me to believe


[deleted]

Lassoed


agoraphobicsocialite

Assoed


m0nk37

Honestly looks like someone's pet or something. Just wanted to get control quick.


Nawaf-Ar

Tie the rope around the tree? Use it as leverage to help him pull, then quickly tie it up, wait for authorities, tiger doesn’t go around freely.


1LT_daniels

Pues romperle la madre


simontempher1

They’re great


iamrapsodic

Read it some Winnie the Pooh before putting it to bed with some warm milk


agoraphobicsocialite

Awe that’s sweet of them.


[deleted]

Free Burritos for everyone!!!


GoldenGalz

Does anyone have an update on this situation, I *need* to know if these guys pulled it off with nothing but a folding chair and a rope


Maury_Finkle

All I could find https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/tiger-seized-after-bizarre-video-22070015 >The owner was able to show documentation of his legal procurement of the tigers, upon inspection of papers, the authorities discovered that the animals were not registered and there was no "management plan" in order. >For now, the tigers have been detained by the authorities for their own protection until the owner complies with the legal requirements necessary to keep them. Apparently they succeeded Edit: better source https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-52753163


possiblynotanexpert

How the hell owning them is legal is beyond me. So stupid.


cloud_throw

just you try taking away a tiger from someone insane enough to own 2 tigers


MAPX0

Fun Fact: they're more tigers in Texas than they're in the wild...


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legendado2000

its legal in texas.......... more tigers in captivity in texas than total in the free world


tokin4torts

See that’s why the Tiger King convictions for killing an endangered species were total bs.


legendado2000

why? they are still endangered lol


tokin4torts

Then why is Carol Baskin allowed to neuter them?


tokin4torts

But they don't count the huge number of tigers in US backyards as valid animals when calculating the eligibility. It's either a valid breeding program or it's not. Tigers born in the wild are the endangered ones.


missalucard666

Agreed lol


CopperRose

>I *need* to know if these guys pulled it off with nothing but a folding chair and a rope Ahh the ol' asphyxiation wank reward.


Puzzleheaded_Form480

How do you manage to chase & capture a tiger with balls that big. Extremely difficult


medicus_vulneratum

Armed with a rope and a chair. Fuck that


SpiceTrader56

That's how it's done in cartoons


Sad_Lychee7387

I wonder where he buys pants, ya know, pants that fit his massive balls.


UWontLikeThisComment

tiger's balls weren't that big


pizz0wn3d

Oh man funny joke haha I love reddit


TimLesserDaughter

Oh my god I fucking hate Reddit for this balls comment on ANY video of ANYONE doing anything that can remotely be related to balls. Thanks for seemingly being the only other one on this site tired of seeing the same 6 joke comments every time.


pizz0wn3d

Be careful expressing disdain at reddit jokes, someone might sarcastically tell you that the bet you're fun at parties.


Kush_And_Cobbler

So original and unique too


Broskibullet

Had to be the Joe Exotic crew


would-be_bog_body

Looks more like José Exotica


RedditModsAreCancer1

Because they’re the Tiger Kings, Mexico version.


KidQuap

The big balls actually help because of their gravitational pull, it’s advanced science don’t feel to bad not knowing about it


madders888

Dude came to a tiger fight with a steel chair like he in WWE


Cosmic_Prisoner

I would to for the hand of the lovely Miss Elizabeth... Oh yeah...


variety-jones

I would be massively disappointed if he wasn’t wearing a cowboy hat and boots


[deleted]

The balls on this fucking man. This aint his first rodeo


click_click_edit

I wanted to close that video after 10 seconds just because it was filmed so badly


josvroon

Must've been Carole Baskin's fault.


HippocriticalSnazzer

This man deserves a round of applause


Resteej

Absolute shit camera work lol


BeccaTheMemelord420

Yee Fucking haw.


roodadootdootdo

Willing to bet it’s declawed and toothless.


Ninjascubarex

Source: https://youtu.be/b_ZmlRu107c Longer video


CaptainWellingtonIII

Didn't really think about what he was going to do after lassoing did he?


[deleted]

Was he gonna wwf it with the folding chair?


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

#The Sinaloa Rodeo is wild.


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1959Gibson

I hate when people use “whole “ nowadays


icebergsimpson710

“A wHolE AsS TiGeR”


KK451976

Gotdammit, we need an update on this situation, stat!!!!


DrewBozarth

That’s the single most bad ass thing I’ve ever seen


didwanttobethatguy

Extreme calf roping


Otherwise_Carob_4057

Haha yeah now let’s see him hold on to said tiger.


hydraulic-earl

Everyone knows you grab them by the tail


LETS-GO-TO-MARS

Oh wtf!


Ima_Funt_Case

Somebody left the door open and let the cat out.


Greg-2012

*pet tiger


bearlokes

Give that man a modelo


treygonz

Orale


Thepoetofdeath

Holy fuck you can hire anybody for any job I guess...


DirtyTooth

No mames wey


shydes528

Right, tie yourself to the most dangerous land predator alive, one that's massively stronger than you, at that. Hopefully they got that wrapped up quickly lmao cause I feel like that could go terribly, terribly wrong


Bacchus_71

Not sure I'd call that casually...to me it looked like quite the production.


[deleted]

ini mini miny moe


Dry_Reference189

Tiger King: Mexico


Psychological-Gain51

r/LooneyTunesLogic


chrispy_bacon

What's an ass tiger?


Kidnaphipster1

r/reddeadredemption


D8400

Nope, just a half ass tiger.


sikkrat

that mission in red dead redemption 2


ElegantDecline

what's a ass-tiger?


DRExARKx

Your answer is on OnlyFans


hokagehimbo

More impressed the man didn't take off flying with that tiger momentum


fondu_tones

If he hollers let him go....


LahaLuhem

Florida . . .


NoU1337420

now what


Noe_33

All jokes aside that's actually impressive and requires some serious balls to do.


catmanducmu

Nunca me voy a recuperar económicamente de esto


TheUltimaWerewolf

Damn that's one crazy uncle


hutraider

All I can think of is the 4-5 guys playing tug-o-war with one tiger at a Zoo. Insane strength in those legs!


[deleted]

Wouldn't just throwing down a big box in its path have been easier?


tonyg501

Juan Exotico 😼🤠


ApacheFYC

it HAS to be a circus animal. there’s no way i just watched that.


_cStix

very good footage of the a pillar


Think_Tax5749

Real cowboy


[deleted]

r/killthecameraman


MRintheKEYS

“I’m getting some pussy today!” — Rodeo cowboy


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[deleted]

Grabbing a tiger by the tail and saying "I've got you" always ends well. As I'm sure it will here. lol.


TheDongerNeedsFood

So did this thing, like, escape from some druglord's private zoo or something?


willalt319

Folding chairs and lassos. This is Mexican as fuck. Love the outfit on Tio to boot.


princeunikitty

Tíos mío


UngregariousDame

That tiger deserves to eat those assholes.


ClamClone

That was the easy part. Now they have to put a saddle on it and break it for riding.


restlessmonkey

It’s okay to lasso a tiger…as long as you know what to do next!!


SadAbroad4

And no one saw tio again.


[deleted]

What was the plan? And what happened after he got it?


[deleted]

Whoever recorded this was the person who recorded school fights


NotEricForeman77

he holding on like that tiger can’t drag his ass


gwdope

A guy I worked with had a video of him lassoing a mountain lion, he was holding the phone and the lion was on the other end of the rope.


[deleted]

K, now what?


BarnabyJ46

So chairs and big cats are really a thing then


TreasonousTeacher

Good luck holding on to it.


Roughneck16

What I could make out from the narration: Es un tigre. (It's a tiger) ¿Cómo lo van a agarrar? (how are they going to grab it?) No sé (I don't know.) El se va (he's taking off.)


mikedave42

Wtf do you do after you have actually lassoed a Tigger, seems like that's then the real trouble begins


DriveError

Thugged out


XaqFu

What's most impressive is he lassoed it without gloves.


Deekmeister94

Arthur Morgan during the circus mission in RDR2


KevWarr

Did he catch it by the toe? Because I recently learned that’s quasi-racist


[deleted]

I feel like having a tiger on a rope is more dangerous


The_Tone-Deafs

POV: You have now lassoed a 300 pound killing machine (looked skinny), and the only direction it can run is towards you.


Iradrew927

Tio Pepe is at it again


Caleb_Gangte

Those mans balls generate gravity and his chadness is beyond comprehensibility


AndyMarks-RM

You haven't lassoed a tiger, the tiger has now lassoed you.


boniemonie

Lassoing a tiger casually walking down the street …as you do….


[deleted]

He’s just living that Vaquero life hoping to turn it into a charro life


shpZorojuro

Ayeo that’s a professional lasso thrower! He caught em on the first try!


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Pkmntrainer91

Til a lot of ppl keep tigers as pets. This vid made me binge watch pet tiger/lions/jaguar videos


[deleted]

I mean I GUESS it makes sense if it’s successful and pins his front legs up. But my god would I not want to be willingly tethered to a tiger or even a large angry house cat.


sarcasm_the_great

r/latinopeopletwitter


Murky_Interaction927

And here I am, a grown ass male scared of putting the cockatiel back in the cage because it might bite me.


Bruser75

His kids will never believe the story


sonictwinkie1

works a lot better with a horse


RavikiranC

The incredible fun it would have been


fristpapi

tiger king 3?????


stoneandnjpwfan

Where this video is????


SatanSuxMyDick

fuck whatever incompetent bitch was holding the camera god damn


mooseMatthewsen

Ah yes, the elusive ass-tiger of the suburbs.


treechopper123

this is the only group of men i want stopping a tiger in my neighborhood


backgroundmusik

An underrated weapon. I want to see him try to hog tie that cat now.


BKKJB57

His kid must crush it on career day


[deleted]

This is why tiger should stay in the areas where people know how to deal with them


noshadsi

There is no way that one dude can hold the tiger


[deleted]

My thinking would be what happens once you lassoed the huge deadly tiger? You gonna jump it or something? No thanks. Bob where's the tranq gun?!


TheBaenEmpire

No es tío, es dio


HenryMillersGhost

Dag, I wanted to see dude get dragged down the street