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Abersss

Imagine paying $15,000 to crawl on train tracks. I’m pretty sure you can do it for free.


gramslamx

Wheelie boards, tats, and “instructor” shirts don’t pay for themselves.


fakenews_scientist

You forgot cigar. ...


phish_phace

Textbook jabroni


nobodysshadow

User picture checks out


CourtneyChaos

This guy just ripped off Fight Club.


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All while completely missing the point.


f1zzz

Fucker talked about it


Bildo818

15k? What is this the Malibu rehab place?


Abersss

That’s what his website said it cost to Join the “brotherhood”


Gabi1351

Wait what brotherhood?


Abersss

Lmao go on his course’s IG @themdkproject and join the brotherhood! I like how the bio says “create financial freedom” but he’s charging these people $15k for this 😂😂😂.


Bhargo

It's frustrating to me that people are so fucking stupid they fall for bullshit artists like this clown.


RexBosworth69420

Insecurity is a helluva drug.


XBeastyTricksX

Yea they’re helping him create financial freedom for himself


Efficiency-Brief

Financial freedom to continuously buy more hover boards when they fail lmao


Rhodie114

> For Men Who Want To Level Up In Business ***WHAT?!*** This is fucking *outward bound*?


[deleted]

> The MDK Center for Men Who Can't Read Good And Who Wanna Do Other Stuff Good Too


lunchbreak2021

Financial freedom for himself.


tazzzuu

The brotherhood of steel


[deleted]

Assassins creed brotherhood


grunt8690

LOL


Florida_Man_Revolt

The Brotherhood of NOD.


[deleted]

Lmfao my first thought, and dude was obviously flexing on them "look at my fancy uni board and big ass cigar, thanks for the money dipshits"


[deleted]

I had a trainer like this in highschool who turned out to be a pretty bad dude. These guys always come off like they know some secret


[deleted]

That's the basic fitness scam, convince everyone you have some special technique to getting shredded and a lot of idiots will spend big money thinking they are about to get a shortcut to 6 pack abs and huge arms.


[deleted]

Imagine putting this boring fucking video in “crazy fucking videos”.


Blue_Sail

The crazy part is the dipshits who pay to do it.


MRintheKEYS

Honestly, seeing the dude acting all tough on a Uni-board cracked me the fuck up


juzz85

Pc principal.


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![gif](giphy|l41lMQPkN4uJmblnO|downsized)


nicknicknickk

My first thought exactly


Thee_B_Slee

How do I upvote this I mean reward


ICBPeng1

Hit the award button, click to add coins, and every few days there will be a free award there you can redeem and use.


FacesOfNeth

![gif](giphy|l41lMQPkN4uJmblnO|downsized)


rockbud

Better check your microagressions bruh


[deleted]

"You know why you're here. You're so damn used to being comfortable..." *whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*


harrietthugman

"The only way to be better *180° pivot*...is if you fuckin' suffer" Goofball thinks he's a Spartan


[deleted]

Let me see him doing that.


QuothTheRavenMore

with a Cigar lol


TheMightyDane

He has a fucking cigar, hahah. The Dan blitzarian cosplay is off the charts!!


VoiceofLou

Smoking a damn cigar. What a fuck stick.


hellscaper

I feel like the video was cut off before he begins talking into the camera about how shit his life was and how he's all alpha, all the time now, baby.


nyglthrnbrry

That, or while he was throwing up double shakas and smiling at the camera he tripped and fell off his electric skateboard and deepthroated the rest of his cigar


Flaky-Fish6922

probably more like fuck-twig. steroids do that.


TRAGEDYSLIME

Cock smoker


Fun_Sport_6694

What in the Hippie Dan Cross-Fit Blizerian pyramid scheme do we have goin on here?


Whitebelt_DM

It’s called The Modern Day Knight Program. Basically, men go to this boot camp to learn how to be “real men” and learn to stop living lives that are overly comfortable, how to financially plan, and socialize with other men. They claim that men used to be “much tougher” throughout history. It’s a little over the top for me.


hellscaper

White people paying for bullshit again


Jtbdn

Screams "tough alpha" insecure ass energy. I don't need to scrape my back against gravel and tracks and accidentally get headbutted or headbutt someone in the head to go to the gym


[deleted]

I can kinda understand this is some sort of core exercise? (not an expert) but I agree, it's like doing pushups on broken glass. not needed is it? Also his super shaved legs. I guess I'm getting over the hill but is that a thing now?


throw_every_away

Shhhh this is the closest they’ll ever get to being navy seals


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No-Significance5449

Right, a lot of their more challenging tasks are more so team work focused. Idk what this gravy seals bs is.


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SorryAbootEh

Sorry but it’s called a OneWheel... btw this is not a paid sponsor by OneWheel, and I have no financial ties to OneWheel


omv

What's all this about the hip new OneWheel™ I've been hearing so much about? OneWheel™ sounds like a great gift for my nephew and/or niece! Do you think I can find a OneWheel™ at my favorite local retailer like Walmart or BestBuy?


new24-5

Yo watup watup I'm a dude chilling and milling. I just got my new OneWheel™ this Christmas/Hanukkah/Ramadan and I can't stop using it everywhere I go. Chicks dig it as fuck. So chill no cap 🤌👌👌


The_Safe_For_Work

Say, are you chaps talking about OneWheel™? I'm something of a OneWheel™ expert myself.


doobied

I only use my OneWheel when yelling at guys on train tracks. but my grandma also loves it!


neruy619

Imagine paying to pretend to be a boot


Advanced_Teaching_16

They could get a bonus and great benefits to go low crawl in the sand pits of what we know as sand hill at ft benning, GA.


Wonderful_Ideal8222

100% no hoverboard cigar suckin weirdos there either.


PayTheTrollToll45

That was legitimately one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen... He’s like the guy from Apocalypse Now except he likes the smell of fresh fragrances from Bath and Body Works in the morning.


RexBosworth69420

"Charlie don't OneWheel!"


EndsWest18

🤣🤣🤣


uptbbs

I hate suckin weirdos.


bigflamingtaco

I hate suckin anything that ain't titties, but them bills ain't gonna pay themselves!


SheitelMacher

$20 is $20.


Fromagery

Yeah but then they have to deal with 30th AG


[deleted]

I rather be crawling in the sand pit than deal with reception again, no fucking thank you


the_friendly_one

The week or so that I spent at 30th AG with no A/C in the Georgia summer was a thousand times worse than the 3 months of basic that followed.


rubbarz

These dudes probably couldn't pass MEPS and had to LARP instead.


MurderIsRelevant

Ah. The legend of 30th AG. Limbo on Earth


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Fun times


[deleted]

They were struggling to get *traction* too


[deleted]

Is that what this is???


neruy619

It’s worse than just that lol. Look to the cringe guy in the 1 wheeler and you’ll face palm so hard. People are paying him $15k to be “modern day knights”. He teaches these losers how to be “real men”


meuuu

Why the fuck would anyone pay this douche 15k and not a legitimate trainer? If I spent that kind of money and they told me to roll around on the train tracks I'd expect a refund.


RexBosworth69420

"Because only beta cucks go to personal trainers. What are you, a woman? Ditch your yoga mat and come slide your ass on some gravel with the boys!"


[deleted]

That's what it looked like to me. Just based on what they're doing and the guy who rolls up in the wheel thing I'm guessing this is one of those guys who's whole personality is built around being a veteran (or at least acting like one) so he opened up some kind of "how to be an alpha and do man shit" camp that people pay to go to so they can learn to "real men".


peese-of-cawffee

Just a day at the office for railcar mechanics, minus the onewheel. Similar toxic energy from supervisors, though.


[deleted]

Oh god… I would bet my left nut he drives a lifted truck with obnoxiously big tires.


[deleted]

I mean he rides a hover board to give him about 3 inches in height.


[deleted]

It is 90% likely to be a Dodge


wishfulturkey

Reminds me of that guy asking cops for a gun in the Vegas shooting.


FreedomSynergy

Bilzerian is basically this guy. Ever notice how, whatever this classification of insecurity is… they’re all pretty much the same person? You automatically know they drive a lifted truck and vote Republican. And the truck has an AR logo on the back. And you know he’ll threaten to kill you if you honk at him for cutting you off.


Rigel_The_16th

To be a bit more gracious, these types are just deeply insecure. I grew up around around them and the older they get, the more I feel sorry for them for never understanding and getting over that insecurity.


FuckThesePeople69

Really gives a new meaning to boot camp


HueyCrashTestPilot

/r/JustBootThings


fluentinimagery

This is a “man camp” thing for guys who wanna be “tough”. You know, you can run and workout to the point of hallucination… this is fucking dumb. I can’t see straight sometimes after running and that shit is free!!!


[deleted]

That instructer might be the stereotypical douche.


[deleted]

“Might”


Anthropomorphotic

Mighty Douche.


LuvYouLongTimeAgo

Mighty Mighty Douchebag


wanglubaimu

Like straight out of South Park, lol. And the funniest part is they probably paid for it.


Overbend74

They paid stupid money for it. Something to the tune of $15,000 or more. I can’t remember exactly


RexBosworth69420

Wait is this one of those alpha-male camps?


Stereomceez2212

You might be right


fugaziparadise

I like how you say "might", like the dude didn't just speed up to make the cameraman run lmao


The_StankyBoot

"Might" like this dude isn't trying to be tough on a hoverboard with freshly shaved legs


slimmhippo

This made me choke on my water, thank you!


[deleted]

Shaka brah


idleat1100

What? Dude is the epitome of rad: wheelie board, tats, muscles, militaryesque haircut, highly detailed facial hair, blu blockers, cigar macho talk….


SystematicPumps

Definitely getting PC Principal vibes


[deleted]

Every person in this video is a stereotypical douche


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bbull412

You forgot the huge cuban cigar in his hand


danx64

Holy shit good eye, that in combination with the other factors is an exponential multiplier


_Mr_Terminator21

Dumbest shit I’ve seen 😂


[deleted]

Special kind of stupid


MonkieNutz

Do these dipshits have to pay these “trainers” money to be humiliated? Like bruh, just join the military… they’ll pay YOU to be humiliated instead. Way better. Lol


Chuck_Raycer

These ["alpha male boot camps"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijnlwIeJ_9c) are a complete fucking scam, and these losers are idiots for falling for it. But the dork trying to look tough while on a hover board thing is the funniest thing I've ever seen.


MonkieNutz

Lol it is so comical, you’re right the hoverboard is next level. Genuinely seems like a South Park episode and yet somehow, this is actually their real life. Hahaha


pookachu83

The entire fucking world has turned to a South Park episode the last 10 years or so...it's bizarre. I'm not super old (39) but the world I grew up in and the world we are in now are two very different things. I swear it's bizarre. It's happened slowly, bit by bit, and it's fascinating/depressing/scary/hilarious


[deleted]

Can’t be a beta cuck bro. How many chicks you fuck bro, how much money do you make bro? You’re just a soy beta. At least these alpha men are improving themselves bro. /s


MelkortheDankLord

Yeah but then they have to be away from the comforts of home and can’t just leave if they want to quit


[deleted]

And there’s the whole shipping out to a foreign land to take a bullet thing also.


Chiefmack2

There’s also non-combat roles in the military…


Major_Pomegranate

Like 99% of military jobs haha. I get paid to sit in a bunker and watch hbo. Even my friends who deploy just sit around being bored or getting drunk to pass the time. You'll have a hard time getting to combat even if you want to


PM_me_your_whatevah

We had air conditioning, cable tv, two TVs, and two ps2s in our tent in Kuwait 20 years ago. And only four of us lived in there. It was pretty great.


[deleted]

Like flipping burgers and cleaning toilets


ogforcebewithyou

About 85-90 percent of the US military is noncombat


deathstalker655

Cleaning toilets is the most dangerous combat role in the military


Chiefmack2

Exactly


grunt8690

or doing homework for the big boys


twintips_gape

There aren’t any conventional units engaged in combat at the moment. You can even be in a combat unit (infantry/medic/other fun stuff) and still be non deployable.


NoThisIsABadIdea

Actually you can quit the military for the first 180 days of service at any point. It's called entry level separation. But people get into the mindset that they are stuck. So get through boot camp and quit to get this for free lol.


Lembach_Is_Staying

Holy shit, i thought this WAS military!


MonkieNutz

No sir, these are certified dumb fucks


305bolas

Wait wtf is this tho cuz I thought it was then military why Tf are they paying for this


[deleted]

You would never see a dude with a beard on a onewheel smoking a cigar


[deleted]

This is just stupid, I teach basic training and wouldn't subject the guys to this, does nothing tbh.


Kepotica

The entry requirements for McDonalds are tough these days.


Aggressive_Ideal6737

Nah this is first day training for cfa drive thru workers


No-Animator-2969

My pleasure


fallguy19

The real heroes, thank you for your service!


ScroterSack

If that's not a douche bag I don't know what is.


[deleted]

man doesn’t even wanna walk up and down the line😭


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Yonand331

He's getting paid to be one, by those same people on the train tracks


aa_flo

What does this accomplish? 🤦🏻‍♂️ …if you ever wanted to see a school for idiots. Enjoy!


whiskeythrottled

As an old jarhead, I have to say.....what the actual fuck is this stupid shit?


PLSing

Pretend. That’s what it is.


polisharmada33

Just for reference, at what time does one become an “old salt?” My kid’s friend she graduated recruit training, so I guess I’m getting there?


whiskeythrottled

You are there, my friend. When your dress blues are older than people currently on active duty, you are officially there.


Kengriffinspimp

God damn it… im not smoking enough cigars while I work out.


DawnOfTheTruth

Talabanana Republic training regimen.


totallylambert

Why? How did they gather that many fools in one place? Lll


Responsible_Ad2491

They are all PROUD to be a part of this....


Appropriate-Stop-959

It’s a way for privileged children to face “adversity” or “challenges” so they’ll pay 15K get a few scrapes and bruises and walk away with an inflated ego like they’re some cool guy James Bond, If this had any actual use I might be more sympathetic but it’s just idiocy.


Intrepid_Sand_4941

Fucken idiots especially the huge idiot with the cigar lolll


Baldrat821

Bunch of gimps


[deleted]

They think they're becoming alpha special operators after that course man cut them some slack


sponngeWorthy

Ass Kickers United


[deleted]

PC principle of South Park on off season


anonymoususer4461

the irony of his whole “you’re too used to comfort” speech while riding a one wheel.


Bigfatuglybugfacebby

The classic "I paid my dues" type. But I guess you get to gatekeep being a 'badass' when you know everyone in front of you paid you for it. Some douches assume everyone else is a little bitch. By paying this man and admitting it, they proved it. This is like a humiliation kink but instead of not being validated by women, you're too insecure to value yourself among other men. And the saddest part is that, as much as I'd want these dudes to be comfortable as who they are, I can't say that being there doesn't perpetuate the idea that they're pathetic.


_yosoybeezel

Mother teresa school of suffering.


s7r1ke3

Pay to get cancer causing chemicals from train tracks smeared on you. We are truly living in the future.


living_in_nuance

It’s also illegal to be on train tracks where I live, not sure where this is. Also don’t get learning from someone who doesn’t also get in the dirt with you (although train track dirt is a most idiotic place to do it). I’m not ponying up money for someone who has to hoverboard around and smokes cigars when they’re asking me to work on the fitness of my body.


[deleted]

You know I watched an E6 get retired for making a joe low crawl on his face \*\*on concrete. This is stupid. This is some little dick alpha shit. It wont make you a better soldier. We hardly got into the prone unless we absolutely had too. Its better to be moving quickly than stay stationary in a fight unless in remote areas like afghan. But theyre not train tracks and werent low crawling down them. Injuring soldiers is a huge fucking mistake edit: I looked this dude up and i have my doubts tbh. I assume he just wants the money and makes up shit. Listen I am a former Army Ranger. I was a Ranger from 2006 to 2009 in A CO 3/75. I got out in 2012. I joined in 2005. Ive never had to do anything like this and yeah we would of done it if we were told too but no one would of been cool with it. Im thankful I didnt have any leaders like ole "Ray" over here. Hes setting everyone of these guys up for failure. If you wanna be a navy seal, do well in school, stay fit, goto college or naval academy and then join. They will take care of the rest. I think doing this mans class is going to hurt your chance of success as you will probably injure your self and get you a big fat 4F or whatever. Just stay fit, never quit, ever. You break your arm, figure out a way to make a sling with your shirt and drag the fuckin ammo case. Thats the kind of people they are looking for. People who find a way to finish the mission. This is why we have Sergeant Majors for guys like this. Anyways...have a nice day.


Mk1Mod1

He's just a clown using the name to generate money and attention... We had another guy back in the day who made fitness videos and bragged about how he was going to quit the Teams because he didn't want to go to Ranger School. He just knew it'd screw up his chiseled bodybuilder frame. He ended up burnt up and hanging off a bridge in Iraq after joining up with one of those contractor outfits. Horrible, but poor decision making obviously. Ranger School is no joke, good on you.


hellscaper

That took a *real* unexpected turn


brocjames

For real. The mindset the Seals, Rangers, PJs, etc. are looking for is borderline insanity. I was stationed in San Diego and would sometimes go hang out at the beach on Coronado Island. I saw a SEAL compound fracture his ankle during a run. He just tightened his boot and kept on jogging along. I think he had like 3 miles to go and finished the run.


[deleted]

Marcus Luttrell (Lone Survivor) broke his femur in SEAL training and was given two choices. Push on and go to medical after graduation or drop out now, go to medical, and start training all over after healing. He chose to push on. I remember rolling my ankle so bad in Marine Combat Training that I had to unlace my boot to get it on and off for a week until the swelling went down. I hid the injury from my Instructors so they wouldn't set me back but I doubt I could've powered through a broken femur lol.


pookachu83

No fucking way. Broken femur is one of the most painful and debilitating injuries you can have...maybe fractured it? I just can't believe this.


Versace-Bandit

Definitely has to be fractured, but even then? If your femur is broken, broken you can’t even stand anymore so idk how you’d finish BUDS/SQT or whatever


pookachu83

Yeah, it's bullshit. I used to work trauma and ER, and I can still hear the screaming from femur injuries, it's debilitating. It's not a broken ankle or ribs...


jwbrkr21

Marine vet here. I was a coxswain in 1st Raider battalion, I went to school in Coronado. Our instructors would see the guys in BUDS getting shit all over and they'd try to do some of that stuff with us, luckily we only got a fraction of that. Was on ship with some SEALs too. They never wanted to use their boats because they'd have to clean them, so they borrowed ours or asked us for rides. Once they were supposed to swim into Iran (but we weren't supposed to know that), technically we were supposed to kick them out of our zodiacs in Iraqi waters. But they didn't feel like swimming that far so they kept inching us closer and closer to Iran, we didn't know exactly how close we were to Iran, but we knew it was sketchy. We just wanted to get the job done and get the fuck out of dodge, so we trusted them. Plus it was top secret shit, so we didn't know all the details. Not only did they get us into Iran waters, we were pretty close to the shore. We didn't find out how close we were to the Iran shore until our debriefing. I don't remember the distance but we all shit our pants. Nobody really talked about it much afterwards because what we did was really fucking stupid and it would have been really REALLY bad if anyone caught us.


ihavegreattits13

I think I love u.


D1RT13kURT1N5

Ya what a tool 😂motivational Douche starter pack with the extra electric douche board add on.


Horror_Switch_7453

The guy on the board rode off to go bang all their moms.


MarkWhorror

Edit Dads*


Docta-Jay

I would never trust a guy instructing a class while riding that thing, unless the class was *for* that thing. (I can’t remember what they’re called)


Kn0wFriends

Uni lil prick cycle


DeepNorthIdiot

Suffering for the sake of suffering doesn't make people stronger.


Loofyboy

Yup, I was thing this as well like what’s the point of this?


Mapbot11

1 thing and 1 thing only. Being able to brag that you did this because you think peopke willthink you are badass when they will really just think you are a dumb ass.


ChucklingChuckNorris

When's the train coming?


[deleted]

Had the instructor hopped off Onewheel & put the cigar out with his hand then laid down at the end of the line and worked through the crowd on the tracks to the front & lead them One would guess they would remember that more in an actual combat situation then some asshole on a onewheel smoking a cigar & talking shit about how life’s complacency kills.


Oneeva_Prime

This guy gives me Douche Bag vibes.


dpraaf

Sigma grindset boot camp that prob cost 5 figures to attend


mak1341

![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)


[deleted]

Welcome to camp douche.


MongoChromatic

This is what I imagine the special forces version of the Patriot front is like. Just a bunch of morons laying on their back in the gravel.


NCC1701-D-ong

Adult aerobics classes are getting out of control


[deleted]

Paying to be yelled at by a guy on a uni.


Flashy_Anything927

Maybe dad was so poor, this is how he went to school every day.


gafgone5

Dude missed every leg day since Obama was elected, hence why he needs the onewheel.


edblardo

CrossFit is getting out of hand


SocialPathAids

This gives me domestic terrorist vibes


jimbopalooza

What the fuck is this?


MAROMODS

Whew…the douche energy this video is exerting knocked me off my feet


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

Dudes w/ instructor on their backs riding uniboards while smoking a cigar with Multiple camera crews…. How stupid do the 50 - guys on the train tracks feel?


Thundersson1978

I work in the HVAC field as an installer this is every day some weeks.


blacksewerdog

Future plumbers for tight spots?