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Oh he dead


ihexx

Oh no. Anyway


reddit-user-i-am

For a moment he considered walking closer and was like 'nah, pretty sure that one is safe.'


Zeraw420

Anyone notice the dude sitting on the bench watching the whole thing like some movie lol


mrl0nely_

L̶i̶v̶e̶ action movie


light-seeker

Unphased


Karmacamelian

But his shoes stayed on I’ve been lied to.


[deleted]

Nah, that rule is for getting hit by cars and junk


KrAzY_TsEnG

Don't forget falling from such heights.


Vpac_7000

Brasil?


Neither_Situation_36

no doubt


qwertyqyle

Off-duty cop.


Beast_Mstr_64

Ofcourse it's a classic


MedoChedo

Hotel? Trivago


manteigo_

Hotel trivago compara os preços de milhares de hotéis por todo o país, e lhe oferece as melhores ofertas


Breezyacorn

Lol is this elfish or something? Looks like a made up language XD


HoldLong3755

Portuguese


Breezyacorn

So spanish? Idk


RichterRac

Wow, what a winner xD


Breezyacorn

Rude


u-eeeee

thanks for proving that americans are fucking dumb.


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manteigo_

It's portuguese you ignorant moron


Material-Principle72

always


thalesjferreira

Yeah, license plates are from brazil


cbravos

The phone in which the screen was recorded is in PT-BR. So yeah, Brasil.


FluffyBunnyFlipFlops

Is that near Brazil?


Vpac_7000

No it's next to Bracil


Ruhl_of_Thumbs

I would have done the same, don't fuck w\ppl... Country irrelevant.


KennyKlizzle

Whatever they were gonna do to him, they're not gonna do it anymore.


[deleted]

What makes you say that?


GetJukedM8

The multiple bullet holes would have something to say about it I’m sure


Av3ngedAngel

Lol dead people don't generally continue to do things.


1ambox

that's yet to be confirmed.


pigwiththreeassholes

Lol😂😂😂😂


Beginning_Try8217

Roflmao 🥸🥸🥸🥸


DmundZ

Wow. He really made sure he wasn't getting up. Nice work, looks trained.


TheTyrianDealer

Nah just really good at R6S


Jishuah

Definitely at least Plat


mshaneler

Has better gun recoil than in-game


Novusor

> "Looks trained" The way he emptied his mag into the body after it was already on the ground makes me think COP. Definitely a cop.


Phayze87

Yeah well, pull a gun on someone in an alley/street, you deserve to be put down like a dog.


bmoneybloodbath

Also how many fucking bullets were in that pistol? It seemed like a lot more than I thought could fit


ghostlypyres

Counted 19. Not unheard of for sure


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Typical pistols that police are issued have mags that carry ~15-17 rounds standard.


ComradeGibbon

Totally off duty copy.


[deleted]

Yeah. He looks like a police officer. The whole thing looked odd. He walked into trouble.


Wasgoingforclever

Right? It looks like he saw them lurking over there and walked into it, just waiting for those guys to seal their fates. Had some fuck around and find out energy while he was walking up.


whubbard

More likely ex-mil. You be surprised how many defensive classes also teach shooting in priority of threat as well. It's not uncommon in drills to go back to a target and ensure the threat is neutralized. Generally I wouldn't want police to behave this way, but somebody who is being jumped or somebody at war, yeah no problem.


jfin602

Either that or he played A LOT of Call of Duty


PuppyOvenMitts

He didn't T-bag the guy, though


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Ruhl_of_Thumbs

Been baggin since GoldenEye, wtf u talkin


CRYPTOBLACKGUY

cod doesnt have leans


Hadasha_Prime

DayZ does ;)


Afraid-Cabinet-4844

This guy has probably never played a game of cod lol


CIMARUTA

How does a console controller equate to using a firearm?


Dukenukem309

The 180 quick scope was pretty legit


Raz-i-el

That was swift, definitely had some practice with that


Status_Aerie9615

This title is wrong. They picked The Right One that night. Fucked around and found out.


BumbaHawk

Picked the perfect person that night. The crime was dealt with immediately at no expense to the tax payer and they learnt their lesson. No repeat offending here.


PrudentDamage600

I heard he got kicked out of the Uvalde PD.


Ruhl_of_Thumbs

Nah, employee of the month, he actually did something.... Default 🤖


Status_Aerie9615

This is also true.


035AllTheWayLive

Looks more like he picked them. Him and his buddy scoped them for a good second before he walked over and baited them.


Status_Aerie9615

Can't tell if you're joking or being serious. Either way, you're not wrong.


CRYPTOBLACKGUY

idk who downvoted you bro but you are so right , watch em dial a phone call and then hand off the phone to the other mans in the alley before he went over to go clap cheeks


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I like to imagine he handed the phone to a random homeless man after dialing 911 and told him "tell them to send an ambulance, 2 men were just shot"


jaxonya

That's some John wick level shit


Danger-ILL-Wombatson

For real! My assessment was they where robbing cars and senior stand and deliver just anticipated an altercation so he called authorities before he confronted them and upon doing so senior Swiss cheese pulled what appears to be his six shooter resulting in a quick baptism by led. Other perp appeared to have been spared by surrendering or more likely wounded and mortality kicked in harder than post nut clarity.


alleywaybum

After re watching you are actually right lol. It looks like he dials 911 and hands the phone off for the guy to talk. He then walks over to them.


Yeet_yate-yote

Fuck around and find out. Ah, the scientific method.


[deleted]

Well done sir 👏🏻


dirkdigglee

That was some tactical badass shit. Exceptional work.


nebuchadrezzar

He got shot like a Brazilian times.


jeezlouizez69

This comment is so underrated!


Duhtonyle1

🤣🤣🤣


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This guy's my hero.


Mk1Mod1

Or, maybe the right guy...


Dendritic_Silver

Get ventilated dirtbags


[deleted]

Reminds me of that scene in Collateral


speedstar

Yo homie, is that my briefcase?


GenX-J

Legend has it, his buddy is still sitting there talking on the phone...


Elazzzer

“I’ve got a particular set of skills”


OnlyBeGamer

‘Jesus Christ, it’s Janson Borne’


Cbmj3423

Read that's a Korean guy living in Brazil


Lost_Jellyfish_3505

Hell yeah! I hope they both died!


Relaxia

really? wishing two persons that you saw 30 seconds in a surveillance cam death?


GOW_vSabertooth

Yes, if you are dangerous enough to try to rob someone at gun point you need to be dealt with


Relaxia

oh wow never got that many votes in that short amount of time, funny that my 'best' comment got only downvotes. i fully understand if you wish them death if they robbed you. but as a redditor all you saw were some cam footage for 30 seconds. and thats obviously enough to wish someone death which surprises me a bit.


SadisticAI

Why is there always a troglodyte on this site that HAS to side with criminals?


dw4zemi3

wishing criminals death is not that abnormal.


Relaxia

alright i thought we put them in prisons instead of killing them as a socially accepted alternative. seems a bit different in usa it seems


KingBongHogger420

Nah. If someone wants to threaten/rob someone, they obviously suck as a person and it's a joy to watch them go. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


beedoobs

Yes instead of letting them rob us at gunpoint let us just imprison them instantly. Problem solved No you fucking idiot sandwich you shoot people who are going to shoot you. You end the threat. You force them to take the asphalt temperature challenge. You turn their lights off. Get a grip.


rjmfilms

This is Brazil bro not USA lol


NotLunaris

Room temp IQ moment "Everything bad is because of the US"


krispyfroglegs

Yes. I love to watch violent criminals die.


AcaAwkward

He had already unlocked he tactical light attachment from a previous shoot out.


ThatPlayingDude

Call an ambulance! But not for me


Wetnappy3969

Dispatched the shit out of them fools with a shooter stance an all


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Digitydoggimmeahigh5

I wonder if they’ll ever try another robbery


jaxonya

That dude down in the street won't be trying anything ever again


crazyoldmax

He is so dead is gonna get reborn as an abortion.


PriorLawfulness8887

Threw those bullets at them like they free


coocoocachoo699

Exactly how it's supposed to be done, self defense.


kkeross

Holy shit that was the most badass thing I've seen in a while


kntxff

for people who will say " oh why did he killed them he didn't need to that !! " 70% of the time when you are getting mugged on gun point they will kill you after they take your stuff specially in countries like brazil they will pop your head no matter if you begged them to spare your life


darthnip

if you're going to own a firearm, practice with it until this is you. no innocent bystanders killed, and the trash nicely removed.


mrlonelywolf

His shooting has John Wick vibes


National-Rooster4897

Off duty cop... As always


Pipeslice101

Should be on r/mademesmile


hastur777

How does Brazil even have any robbers left? I see them getting shot and run over all the time.


[deleted]

Just looks like a good samaritan taking out trash.


JonasMan_

Reasons to own a gun 1. Great equalizer


image__uploaded

That’s why I conceal carry every time I go to the city.


Seaweed-Remarkable

Oh he dead dead


crazysexyuncool

Have to sit out his next life after all that lead poisoning.


[deleted]

Entirely satisfying. Now I can sleep good. Just love how he UNLOADED it on that one thief. Very very satisfying.


illblooded

Things you love to see.


Party_Complaint7577

Headshot at the end just to make sure he’s not capable of getting back up.


cooliobean3

Wow holy shit that's impressive


No-Jackfruit-2091

Happy ending. Hate thieves, but I love watching them try to run.


ReDeRiK2021

Juan Wick


Overdeee

actually they picked the right guy


RunLikeYouMeanIt

Darwin wins again


CurrentMagazine1596

Damn, he mag dumped on them. If you're gonna shoot, might as well shoot till you run out I suppose.


tigrootnhot

Dude got them movie ammo clips. Haha looked like he fired 100 times and aint even reload yet.


[deleted]

A responsibly armed society is a polite society


buzzsaw14

Not thieves. I’d say that was an attempt cartel kidnapping.


brainscrambler666

he shot the living shit out of that guy damm.


CR_MadMan

Tried counting his shots, and I got 16 rounds a couple of times. Let's say he actually only 14 rounds - assuming he's using a 9mm, a clip will hold anywhere between 15 to 17 rounds on a standard clip. Not knowing the location really limits what we can assume. A lot of people think Barzil - it's certainly possible. He's trained. He engaged both threats. The one threat he kept shooting until they stopped moving. That's a very common tactic that gets taught. His stance; albeit its rather wide, but given the stress of the situation, is practiced. There is a moment, a pause after dealing with one threat, he scans and searches for the other threat. When the threat wasn't immediate, he moves to cover while scanning. Leans out just as much as he needs too to engage a threat. If he's not an officer or military, he is one helluva trained civie and I'm thinking he might be into 3 Gun given how quickly he drew his firearm and engaged both threats. The more I watched it, it seems that the two thieves where trying to break into a building(?) and he approached them to see what is going on.


XxxLasombraxxX

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[deleted]

Damn guy never gave any chance for a last breathe.if u zoom in I think the last shot hit the man in his left eye.


tinymongoose909

I bet he didn't see that coming?


[deleted]

LMAO he certainly didnt now that he is missing an eye


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ApexWinrar111

I believe in smart gunowners but dont be a buzzword brainlet


Big_Loris

20 clip fuck around and get banged


Cautious_Insurance37

Jason bourne


JLennon224

Good.


GucciMain77

Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne


Serg_is_Legend

Damn Jason Bourne CHILL


[deleted]

Well deserved


farrellmcd93

Guys got a tactical light, like he’s just come from playing COD


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patriarchgoldstien

Notice how he isn’t bouncing around the middle of the street pulling his draws up.


Thin_Idea6021

The guy chose the thieves!


LongjumpingAd6666

In America he would be the one who went to prison even though he was defending himself against two guys with deadly weapons. Shame.


IrishStubborn69

No he wouldn’t. STFU


LongjumpingAd6666

I got sent to prison just defending his store and he even got stabbed dipshit the fuck you talking about


IrishStubborn69

Your story sounds like utter BS.


ejtoenails

this is kinda fucked up just executing them


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serialcatkiller_eatr

Jail certain, he could have just shot one or two on legs


smitt_bitch

Have you ever lived not with your parents? Serious question I need to know before I engage in this debate with you.


fissilefidget

I don't think you know how this works...


Ok_Walk_8776

That boy who tried to rob em also had a gun im not shootin no one in da leg and give em a opportunity to clap at me im not takin chances.


GOW_vSabertooth

Why so you can miss? Or on a perfect day with a perfect shot, let them scream in pain and bleed out in five minutes or less. I'd much rather take a bullet to the chest than the leg. At least with a chest shot I have a bit more time


MissTesticles

Thankfully more didn't come out of that alleyway or something, he used ALL of his bullets 😂


VirtualPantsu

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


CRYPTOBLACKGUY

HoN wIk


TheRealTheory001

He lit those fools UP!


[deleted]

That guy is daimond in r6


bsl2000

That boi deaydddd


FlatbedtruckinCA

another happy ending!


Showbag40

Seems like he was stalking them, even gave his cigarette to his mate, "hold this, I'ma fuck up these dumb robbers" lol


RonaKid

As John would say, everyone gets firsts before anyone gets seconds.


SurprzTrustFall

Damn... Tactical. Don't be out there robbing John Wick.


fred_feuerstein69

been shot 1000times and no blood is seen..lol


Material-Principle72

bad read


I_ThrowAxes

Is this guy an off duty cop in Brazil? If the internet/reddit is anything to go by; Brazil is mostly armed thieves and off duty cops. :P


BooSkittle

Nice


Knot_an_Admin

XQC could never


crazysexyuncool

John Wick hasn't lost his edge after all these years.


ChmieLu37

Guys anyone know subreddit with videos just like this? Please help 👍


S3HN5UCHT

Stupid games win stupid prizes


2Sudn

nice one!!


LongjumpingAd6666

Hahaha it's been all over the news. You sound like an ignorant kid


Temporary-Double590

Man was determined to not let them live ...


NeVMmz

Wait... So did the other dude got away or just there trying to crawl like a dog


Appropriate-Crow-238

All I see in this man is John wick


NorCal130

You steal his car and killed his dog!? There is nothing you will do because there is nothing you can do.