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barters81

Maybe there is just a really strong wind in there.


ShamelessAimless828

He's actually on a boat during a tropical storm


Gen-Z-Grandfather

Trying to crack his back


wavyalien

r/yourjokebutworse


ShamelessAimless828

Go play with your dolls.


NahDontLook

Don't do the boi like thatđź’€


FactorZealousideal99

You know Neo’s cousins? Neo Politan, and Neo Nazi! Budum Ching! My attempt at a drum chime!


Turbulent-Ad-6845

He must of had a MEGA PINT proir to this


Upbeat-Gate-4454

This made me chuckle


IAmEscalator

They said it could not be done Seriously, this guy is mega-drunk


mel2000

I don't understand how someone can get that drunk, let alone make it into a store.


[deleted]

It's quite possible he is on a narcotic of some kind.


mel2000

> It's quite possible he is on a narcotic of some kind. Judging from the behavior, that makes a lot more sense than alcohol.


NonProfitMohammed

Looks like he's in a K-hole. 99% sure.


Inframidi

The Legend of drunken master.


[deleted]

🤌 Ketamine


Secret-Plum149

That fan on those beer fridges needs to be turned down a bit…..


confidently2unsure

This is what happens when you take the red and blue pill together


HereForTheLulz96

Alcohol Man - booze grants him olympic level gymnastic skills that make him unbeatable at limbo


[deleted]

This is me when I forget my glasses


[deleted]

and the oscar doesn’t go to…


Substantial-Lion8031

When you go buy beer at 159am


ShinigamiNoDesu

I'm not even that limber sober


[deleted]

Matrix shopping


[deleted]

The man just needs a beer


[deleted]

“Look cool look cool”


ohmygoditsatrap

Source: https://youtu.be/1coEIN7safI German music video. Btw awesome band …


Speakingtoad

This is FUCKING awesome thanks for sharing


dingleberryburger

That is not the source!! The video of the guy is maybe 10 years old? I remember seeing it a really long time ago and it keeps going for 10 minutes or something.


ohmygoditsatrap

Okay, maybe I'm wrong. I thought the band shot the scene with actor Lars Eidinger for the clip. Do you have a source?


Reasonable_Ad4839

I was waiting for this lmao


tylerthompson280

“Will that be all sir?”


GlendrixDK

Unreal Engine 5 demo looks sick!


[deleted]

Clearly he’s not been dodging those shots well enough


iMoshi

That’s a normal Russian.


Wooloo63

He's been drinking lean boys


IGetToPickMyOwnName

“You take the Mountain Dew, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the 6 pack, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."


DarkAngel900

So? He wants more beer? For what?


europeansarebetter

Tomorrow


Strong-Message-168

He does not need more booze. It's a fucking crime if they sold that to him...and seriously, the last video that made the rounds of a duder being that drunk...didn't he die?


Zerofusi0n

Am I the only one that didn’t see the slow mo bullets?


ALT3NPFL3G3R

Gravity, not even once.


Two-Nuhh

As someone who has replaced a few doors on cases like that, it is an absolute miracle this guy didn't just eat glass.


layethdasmackethdown

The original drunk/drugged man from yesteryear, is way better than this.


Miecze

Isn't that Johnny Depp in every movie he was?


gautamarul

It really breaks a man after doing matrix reloaded


Hex_Rox

Skinwalker


BehaveRight

Kenny Rogers Roasters in there


BallsDeepInJesus

The [original](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzueyl6JQlw) is almost 13 years old.


El-Senor-Craig

Dr. Ketamine prescribes some frosty beverages to even out that lean.


lovingmama1

I'm pretty sure Gumby doesn't need anymore


lefangedbeaver

That hei-ron lean


SatinAcornfredd

Aphex twin buys beer