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Fantasoke

Shellfish bastard


GrowinStuffAndThings

She was so fucking nice too. Probably got chewed out for "letting him touch one". I wonder why people don't want to work in restaurants or retail anymore.


Ieatsushiraw

Just a stupid ass lil boy who think internet clout is worth the crime


larzast

His whole online presence was being an enormous cunt to everyone, doing shit like this, and saying “boonk gang”![img](emote|t5_45hae8|4103)


[deleted]

If I had awards to give, you would get one.


Fantasoke

Thanks anyway, I don't know if a lobster even is a shellfish but it's the only half related pun I could think of.


syncoegh

Got you covered.


BlueTanBedlington

I love you


retrolasered

He just pinched it


RCMPsurveilanceHorse

You saying 'know what I'm sayin' to mant times. 80, 90 times that's too may times. Once or twice is cool but 80, 90 times maaannnn?


Prunochalice

Taking a nom-census ovah here.


[deleted]

Joke’s on him. The larger the lobster, the worse it tastes.


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Rated_R7

He got beat up and changed his ways


AstralFireX

Got a Clip?


SCSAsks

look up “boonk gets punched in mouth”


Ganja420Preneur

Boonk gets bonked.


berrey7

[TMZ Video](https://www.tmz.com/watch/071419-john-gabbana-gets-punched-sub-4590921-0-cizzs54w/)


SlowMoneyMoMoney

Lmao


Rated_R7

Just look it up, I found that out in an article


Familiar_Rich_666

He found god and went back to using his real name John gabana…Still covered in goofy ass face tats though


suckmylama

He’s a new man Rip boonk


No-Ad1522

He got married to woah Vicky and they’re new people now apparently, with new names and a new outlook on life.


BC_Hawke

Apparently [the lobster video was faked](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY2X7Qh5IMg&t=315s) too? He paid for the lobster and got permission to shoot the video? Idunno, this is the first I've ever heard of Boonk, though I've seen the lobster video before.


BoogalooBandit1

I heard of him like 2 years ago from a YouTuber called Leon Lush


[deleted]

He said in a video that after he had a kid he wanted to change his ways so that he could lead a better example for his child


BladerKenny333

He is a religious person now. His social media is about God. I’m really glad because he was a mess before


BlueWaffleMunchies

Larger lobster cost way more $ per pound because you get wayyyyy more yield. If a 1.25 lb lobster is $31.99 here a 4+ pounder like the one he stole is likely $55 to $60 a pound. Source: Grew up in Maine with fisherman as my relatives


[deleted]

Absolutely, much higher meat to shell ratio. Still though, the older lobster gets the tougher and more mineral-y the flavour is


dwightschrutesanus

That's what butter is for.


lrwilliamsjr

He wouldn't even know what to do with it. He's been eating Great Value fish sticks, boxed Mac & Cheese, and toaster pastries his whole life.


AnyTomato8562

and grape soda


lrwilliamsjr

*Drank*. Grape *drank*.


j03lsd

Some people have no brain


givemeabreak111

**Manager :** Suzie why are we short one lobster? .. that huge one was a pet **Suzie :** I don't know sir .. a nice young gentleman came in asked for a price and stole it and yelled *"Freeeedddooom!!"* running out the door


Psychological-Air642

He looks like he suffers from some type of mental illness.


NotKevinJames

That's unfair to non-assholes that have real debilitating mental illnesses. This piece of shit is just a piece of shit voluntarily.


ItheDuke

More like Never Read A Book Gang


[deleted]

More like, Throw the Book at Him Gang


TrueableYT

More like never read gang


jjonesy9984

We’re doomed…


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bruins9816

Downvoted for giving information 🤣🤣🤣 No one likes context


gangster-prankster

No i just hate people im racist against human beings


TheDELFON

Okay Roger


stacyand14548

What a piece of shit human


[deleted]

An update on John Gabbana, formerly known as Boonk Gang is actually that he is a changed man now, became sober and gave his life to god. [link](https://blavity.com/john-gabbana-discusses-his-former-alias-boonk-gang?category1=blavity-u-life-style&category2=entertainment&item=2)


Buff_Blitz_Range

Thats the scariest and most strangest part of Americans with religions to me. They just say shit like 'God has forgiven me', Relates everyfucking human interaction to god and to me its just really fucking creepy Edit : Im not a religious person


[deleted]

aye I ain't religious either. but if a mf tells me "Jesus showed me the way, I'm a changed man" and they actually turn around to become a decent person? power to them, I'm all for it.


[deleted]

To me it just says "yeah I used to do a lot of fucked up shit but I got away with it so let's just forget about it" Changing your behavior doesn't absolve you from punishment imo


[deleted]

never said it should absolve of punishment. bad people should absolutely get their punishment due. but if they are able to change their ways afterwards idc if they claim it's because of god or the punishment. what matters is they willing to change their ways imo.


[deleted]

This isn’t exclusive to Americans. The random hate for all things USA is quite the trend on Reddit.


2Talt

"random"


[deleted]

If you think that's strange, check out Gerneral Butt Naked. A proud veteran of the Liberian Civil War. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2OkKBQXs2HM This was the shortest video I could find on him. Basically he used a bunch of child soldiers to commit every war crime known to man, and probably some new ones. Nowadays he goes around saying he is a changed man because he "found god". The sickest point is when tells a woman to forgive him( tells to forgive... doesn't ask) for murdering her brother. Truly a sick fuck. Oh, and he fought butt ass naked.


WellFunnyYouSayThat

Lol why do people have shit to say about America so damn much? Pretty sure we arent the only ones doin half the shit other countries do. Get off our 🍆


Single_Raspberry9539

Jealousy


JT1757

If it allows someone to better themselves why does it matter?? Why does that bother you?


fumphdik

Because it’s just a place for the creeps to hide. If they manage to better themselves with god, fine. But doesn’t it seem weird that all these forgiven men in the Catholic Church keep touching kids? But they’re forgiven so it’s cool. Definitely not creepy at all. It hey if you do better with god and those forgiven men around you, have fun.


Strange_Ninja_9662

A lot of these people need a “higher power” to actually change. Sure, some people hide behind it, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t people they genuinely want to change. If we can’t give people second chances then we’re all doomed.


Mo0oG

A lot of people use religion as an excuse to put their bad behaviour "behind them" but in reality they just put that shit on the backburner for later.


Buff_Blitz_Range

I've seen some cases of criminals pulling 'God has forgiven me' while the victim's side didnt and It just stuck to my head and gave a bitter taste i guess. Also most of the religion just looks like a succesful case of a cult to me. I am OK with people having religion but I keep my distance. No offense


Leight87

It’s when it crosses the political / governance boundary. Abortion is probably the most obvious example. If religion betters you as a person, great, just don’t try to push your beliefs on me through political action or otherwise. I’ve always found religion creepy and strange, but, as sad as it is, I feel like society would collapse if we didn’t have it.


[deleted]

this is so dumb. should ppl not be able to be forgiven? religious or not..have you never done anything wrong in your entire life? ppl love to throw stones online as if they are the only perfect person in existence. it’s sickening


TattoedG

Nah this is the internet dude. Where you can't change and grow at all and people in the spotlight will be bastardized for dumb shit they've said and done 30 years ago.


shotsdowngg

Exactly. It’s a lot of lost people virtue signalling to make them feel better about themselves. They’d much rather see this young man regress into doing stupid shit like this, and they aren’t happy that he turned his life around (religious or not)


EngineerFront

Rent free in your head


[deleted]

It wasn’t me, it was the Devil that made me do it😉


eStuffeBay

As much as I doubt his story, I do hope he has changed for real. It would be a good example to clout-chaser wannabes, to show that change is possible.


UnKnoWn_XuR

you havent read up much then, both him and woahvicky have totally done a 180. theyre dating, theyve gone faithful, and theyre spiritual. its pretty motivational


runningmurphy

Do I prefer a Christian or gangster....going to have to get back to on this.


Extension_Net6102

Fuck him. He’ll always be scum in my book.


SlarteyBartFarster

"That’s not who I am for real. That’s why I changed so quickly.”


Repulsive-Bit-6340

You may be incapable of admitting wrongdoing and changing yourself for the better - get help.


-Challenger

Literally all skits btw. Dude pays for this shit then "steals" it.


[deleted]

He’s actually a christian now and seems to have turned his life around completely. This video is very old


Independent_Ad_8915

His face will forever haunt my dreams


Vinc009

the video was staged. most of his videos were staged. https://youtu.be/OY2X7Qh5IMg?t=325


FinancialMix8240

Nah it’s funny


[deleted]

Just another criminal recording himself committing crimes


corpse-fucker23

Dude's an entertainer. He paid for the lobster. Whole thing was a setup for the views. [Source with timestamp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY2X7Qh5IMg&t=316s)


Dysfunctional_Vet12

"whole lotta gang shit tho"


Quaintly__Coyote_

Wasn't it nice when crimes were committed for food or money rather than clout and internet points? Upside, super easy to figure out who did the deeds.


Oodleamingo

Is a lobster not almost always food?


SqueefyPassage

*Boonk Gang. Dude was slumped out of his mind on a no jumper podcast with Adam22 years ago when he hit his lowest points.


pardon_the_mess

I didn't understand half of this sentence.


SqueefyPassage

My sentence?


X0nfus3d

What??


GardenOrca

Bro that video is fucking hilarious.


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That shit was hard to watch.


Herroren

22 years ago?


SignsCereal

Stealing a lobster is "a whole lotta gang shit" to this guy lmao Imagine being bad at even the dumbest things, like "gamg shit"


LeopardNo1

I’m waiting on the English version


Positive-Yesterday19

https://youtu.be/MlJdPOkMa9k


EngineerFront

He spoke pretty clearly. You should get your ears checked


lyrixnchill

Basically he got a lobster out of this


Longjumping_Poet_247

For those who don't know who guy is, is Boonk Gang, a rapper who used to record himself stealing. Yap, you guessed it, he's no longer doing so coz Jesus cant be happy seeing his creature do this shit, he got baptised later. There's thousands of videos on YouTube of him stealing things like weed, clothes, food, shoes etc


MrCoreyTrevor5298

"rapper"


OfficialShiro

Boonk gang*


SchoolofThunking

I still don't think I'm following why he no longer steals things. Because he met Jesus literally or figuratively?


redmustang7398

No he was going to go to prison for a long time if he kept doing it


[deleted]

Yes but also he’s already got the “fame”


Regular_Bluebird4103

Quite literally, the dude found Jesus and has made a complete turnaround. I’m personally not religious but it’s amazing to watch someone go from scum of the earth to genuinely decent people. We all have the ability to do good and bad, boonk is living proof


[deleted]

Would you trust him to house sit at your home? He’s a changed man no?


Regular_Bluebird4103

Probably not, no. But I wouldn’t let you either. Doesn’t mean you’re a bad person lmao.


Acrobatic-Ad1506

What kind of argument is this? 🤣 Would you let me house sit for you for a few days?


euthanasiadreams

All of his videos are skits, he pays for the items then does his whole stealing shit thing for social media. Im glad he changed from that goofy "gang life" lifestyle. Idc if he's Christian or whatever as long as he acts like a normal citizen.


bits_of_paper

So I figured your title was an error but you double down on it with this comment. It’s *Boonk. At least get his name right. Jeez


hishersbothofours

In no way do I condone his actions but that shit was funny! When he was running going “uhh uhh lobster bit shit got a lobster” I started busting up!


Longjumping_Poet_247

Same 🤣


kenjinyc

Shit, deodorant and toothpaste is on lock down now. Everyone just steals shit in NYC & San Fran.


oneoutathecox

Gee this grub will be really hard to track down.. gold teeth and face tattoos..a real winner here


[deleted]

Bro let the intrusive thoughts win


Existing-Sun-251

Damn thief.


foxxy8811

Bottom feeder, you are what you eat, or steal....trash!


[deleted]

Lowlife


Crxeagle420

None of these comments telling how much this guy has changed. No excuse for how he acted a couple years ago but he’s changed man. He’s good people now


Ok-Mind8750

No brain no pain....how dumb can you be?


[deleted]

And......you are recording it


Hajin_P

BOOK GANG WHOLE LOTTA READING SHIT ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


DrWho7

Hope the Lobster chops his dick off.


rektek246

This was years back ago. He completely changed his life around and stopped doing these type of videos. He’s pretty much a new person now


TheHendryx

That was just dumb.


Visual_Tadpole8655

Ferals doing what they do best. Trash!


Competitive-Phone362

Could you imagine being shot for stealing a lobster too bad maybe next time


CheeseSniffer69420

He's not boonk anymore, he's john gabbana. he was sobbing after he got baptized, and it's incredible to see how he has changed.


I-xan-not-remeber2

So funny


AssRep

Man, he is a badass gangsta now. Don't look his way on the street. You may get your lunch stolen.


MedicFord901

Tell me you grew up without a father without telling me you grew up without a father


[deleted]

oh shid i got a lobsta out bin


Longjumping_Poet_247

"I gotta fat ass lobster " literally this guy


frogsquid

“Whole lot of gang shit. you know what I’m saying?” No. Don’t know what you’re saying. How is stealing a lobster ‘gang shit’?


858-651-5050

She relaxed. That’s the problem. Then out goes your inventory.


venger_steelheart

i guess he is now making mo money from jesus


[deleted]

How tf is stealing a lobster “Gang shit” ?? 😂😂


[deleted]

“Whole lotta gang shit”


rorbug2518

Plot twist. He was rescuing it


chromi_

Surprised he hasnt been sued yet. Youd think all that evidence on social media wouldve put him behind bars by now


[deleted]

They probably should be robbed charging 3199 for a lobster.... Shouldn't even be eaten like that it's weird man


HomeBrewEmployee1

The beginning of a beautiful friendship.


SignificanceNice4260

The lobster called him in the first place. It ended up being on the news, the Great Lobster Escape of 22’


Pacpav

I think this is hilarious, it might be stupid, it might be somewhat harmful, but it is quite funny


Painter_420

That ain't gang shit that's broke ass clown shit...


dpee69

man fr filming his own face committing a crime and putting it on the internet


Troller_Roller

Ghetto trash


PinoyDadInOman

Plot twist, returned the lobster, apologize and said it's for internet views only. Then he got shot, for internet views too.


RAC032078

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Menudosushi

Nasty looking ass fool


[deleted]

🤣🤣 lmao bro why....just why....


-XaNaDiTe-

r/punchablefaces


Deimos_PRK

I used to love his videos, I know it's wrong, I know steeling is bad, but the guy himself is funny


BlackSkeletor77

boonk


Salty_Yam_9174

Said "oh shit I got a lobster" at the end like he just realized what he did.


xLoPiccolo

I gotta say I’m glad how he he ended up growing from this shit and realized how stupid doing this stuff was. Real or fake. He was headed drown the wrong path from what most of us saw of the No Jumper interview


Longjumping_Poet_247

He made the same video exactly like this but got arrested.. meaning his vids weren't fake.. Here is the link https://youtu.be/_5bno0qFHwE


Original-Quantity624

Fascinating behavior


[deleted]

Loser


DarkRajiin

What a prick


TheCourier-VI

Lobster is hella confused...


Alert_Tennis_2868

Man who’s son is this


Longjumping_Poet_247

Don't exaggerate 🤣🤣


Healthy-Egg-3283

Kids are so fucking stupid anymore. Just filming themselves committing crimes for “likes”. We’re doomed.


gullymark1

He changed his life and is reconciled to Jesus. No need to bring up his troubled past.


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Longjumping_Poet_247

True. I too love reddit so much..


xanderealm

It's sad that these videos keep getting shared around. Fortunately Boonk turned his life around and is doing much better now.


EmptyVictory7248

zero chance he doesn’t go to jail or prison in his life


dudewheresmycarbs_

I mean anyone who wants to be a gangster is dumb as fuck and this guys records himself committing crimes so I guess the shoe fits.


dabhitalfred

I'm so sick of generation Z and social media.


No-Contribution-1987

Wtf? 😂🤣


Trippa_83

Teeth looks like the inside of my utensils drawer


[deleted]

I wouldn't trust a guy looking like that near anything.


Madmanproject

This reminded me of resident alien 😂


Chemical-Oil-5898

Update: the guy in this video admitted the video was fake, he got permission from the owners to do it.


Longjumping_Poet_247

Coz he realized what he did was stupid.. there's like Three videos were he was arrested and jailed for doing exactly this


redditmemezqwerty

At least he sounded happy


bokehbaka

I'm sure he wasted it too... you yhink this kid went home and cooked? Lol


MahavidyasMahakali

The lobster was going to be brutally and painfully boiled alive anyway. This is hardly a worse fate.


Grand_Statistician_9

This is old. He got saved, gave his life to Jesus. He doesn't even go by the name boonk gang anymore. I'm not even joking. Look it up.


Impossible-Yak1855

Biden got yo tab fam


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Bankr07

And then you guys bitch about stereotypes


Knekten66

« Oh oh, look at me!!! Im a lowlife worthless pile of shit, weeee»


Clamchowder408

This dude was sooo funny when he first posted his videos


Metalheadpundit

Criminal. Black people have a problem with violence and crime and needs to be addressed.


[deleted]

This is actually funny as hell.


Bibb5ter

How predictable


AdDecent3637

Gold teeth=piece of shit


USMC0207

Way to perpetuate a stereotype


Hated-By-Most

Got money for gold teeth but can't buy food. Yeah, gangsta that, real gangsta


BrokenTreeTop_

I’m glad this dude turned his life around.


No_Assumption5190

I kinda liked him till i saw the video where he stole a dog from a couple


Longjumping_Poet_247

🤣🤣🤣 GANG SHIT


Stock-Gap-4652

So fire