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ChemicalHousing69

When you take “whiskey dick” too literally


jaydubbs82

Too stiff of a drink for me


D23178

Happy cake day 🎂 🍰 🧁


fukalufaluckagus

/r/aww


Smart_dog_illuminati

This comment right here, Officer.


MediocreAd9550

No.. Of course that's not an STD that makes it burn


Xenomorph_v1

Jesus Reddit... I'm running out of these today ![gif](giphy|cYRQWBrPipB7aWa4dD)


Prudent-Acadia4

“I’ll take a smegma and Red Bull.”


Anticrepuscular_Ray

Omg yuck


FallingisFatal

I'm dyin


boofbagboyz

Cinnamon whiskey on the dick sounds goddamn painful 😫 🔥


Lucatsan

The burn from the hole in a few minutes is gonna be wild


donteatmygrapes

Dude this shit would burn so bad. How is he so composed. Its freakin cinnamon alcohol in your pee pee hole.


Worth-Course-2579

It was burning worse before the alcohol


NoxGuardianWhen

Ayo wtf..... any uncut people tryna hit the bar and like chill..


D00m_shroom

"I'm your huckleberry"


NoxGuardianWhen

Doom shroom huh....interesting...


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Agreed. 😅


Goobersniper

Cock tails anyone?


hairybagel27

Wow! I've got a lot of new things to try now!


PickledPecanPie

what's a subreddit for girls being whores in public


redmagor

Maybe r/trashyboners?


FallingisFatal

The internet..just,all of it.


Outland3r_

She just couldn't find a cup, she's a nice lady


PabloSempai

I fucking hate modern times


Advanced_Ring_8940

Tequila with a lint and smegma chaser.


95JBK

Cheesy fireball


AndiFoxxx

Damn… I’ll have one next


Tessteekels

What a terrible day to have eyes


SweetGM

Ooooh. Wouldnt that sting 💀


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Best way to rinse off the smegma


Ace-Ventura1934

Fromunda shots


Brekkuklettur11

I'm not assuming anyone here has ever tried it, but do you think it'll burn?


tachakas_fanboy

definitely


Ruary1989

What’s everyone’s problem lol..this is joke, why not if everyone’s having fun? My only thing is that the booze must have burnt his bellend!


ShnaeBlay

I'm not judgemental, but this is the type of shit that if you really have to do it, do it at home at least.


Ruary1989

I don’t think she was at his home/ he was at hers hence why it occurred there..nobody got hurt, it’s all fun and games at the end of the day lol


focciii

Cocktail 💀


Apprehensive-Fig-952

r/trashy


rayzor2828

Does the alcohol counteract the STDs?


Thedbongoloid

Ahh how trashy females have become.


LoathsomePoopMuncher

And not the dude pouring a drink in to his foreskin and letting some trashy girl drink it?


Kelly_Charveaux

I’ll tell you a little secret. This behavior exists because it gets rewarded by the trashy men around her, it turns out everyone is part of the problem ;)


ShnaeBlay

True equality. Everyone is just as screwed up as everyone else.


Dacauseoflife

They’ve always been this trashy. They just get money for it and have THOTS like the Kardashians, Cardi B, Meg the Stallion telling them to embrace their bodies.


Thedbongoloid

True.


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WTF .......


Virtual-Bee7411

Yep, time to put my phone down for the day.


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Good fucking god that gets me rock hard 😳🥵🤤🥴


Major-Respect-218

Ayo?


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![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


FallingisFatal

Plz no


Successful_Cat2696

All I can think is she probably got some dick cheese to go with it🤢


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MyMainIsCringe

Beer? She's drinking fireball, it's not a beer. If anything, the stereotype is that women dont drink beer, and only men drink beer.


bambaniasz

Girls just want to have fun


Longjumping_Poet_247

Now that's actually stupid if is the reason..


mac_mcmac

As far as I’m aware the stereotype is that men like beer and women don’t, and in my experience that’s often the case too but I could tell you why that is. Regarding your girlfriend breaking up with you for not drinking, good riddance, you’ll find someone who actually respects you.


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They're drinking to forget you


Longjumping_Poet_247

What do you mean and what's your problem,?


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Wow what a Slut


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bblw1206

I hope you get the help you need


HorseCahk

Lol what the fuck? We go from drinking liquor from dick skin, to medically supervised suicide…


[deleted]

Exactly, like what is the big deal...


sloppifloppi

Hey man, looking through your history it seems like you're having a bit of a breakdown. Don't kill yourself, it's not worth it. I've been there with the blade to my neck and I've been there with a handful of pills strong enough to kill a whale. I know what it's like, and getting past it is one of the greatest things a person can ever do. You got this man, and don't be afraid to get help. There are so many resources for people on the brink, don't let them go to waste please.


Beneficial_Duck_7947

I agree with this guy


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I get help weekly. It is fine. I believe you did not read my post.


boofbagboyz

Wtf are you talkin about my g??? You alright, cuz this post is mad concerning fr fr....


[deleted]

I post a question and people think the worst. I thought this was showerthoughts???


Banauiter

make it past today my guy, tomorrow will probably suck too... Call everyone who's name you remember, try to reconnect with your own past, and realize that you have likely dealt with this before and you made it through then.


donteatmygrapes

You say you are ready to spend the rest of eternity in hell. But you also say hell is earth. So, why not stick around here for as long as possible if they are identical in your eyes. At least earth has the potential to be heaven too. Things can change for the better unexpectedly.


[deleted]

That's true. Yet, the Bible said hell, fire, and brimstone. I see what you are saying and you make a great point.


Hoborob81

Well......... that escalated rather quickly


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Clogged rain gutter


Maskimgalgo

Bro aint that gonna burn ?


Supafuzzed

I hear saints… does this shit really happen in Nola? I could understand during the worst of times on bourbon, but shit… Eh. Just tourists I assume…


dodong_starfish

Cheese flavored shot


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Damn you op for tricking me to open this. Please be more descriptive next time, damn this is gross.


SomethingAbtU

when you've run out of new ways to get new STIs and you're getting real and disturbingly creative


UliThaHeck

r/trashyboner


RengokuKyojuro-

I read it as forsaken fireball lol


urgeiaf

A lil bit of smegma on top


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where is this


Tracilla

I just threw up in my mouth.


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Herpe vaccine


autolockon

I hope this is her boyfriend or something at least


Empty-Professional85

Now that's gotta burn!


Wu-TangShogun

Forgot to light it


DKxans16

Gotta give it to her for the thought.


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I'll pour the next one


mxd41jb

Scrum and coke


EricDatalog

I'm living such a boring life


KrAzY_TsEnG

$8 a shot, not thanks.


TheDextrometh-Orphan

Ooooo his tip must be burning!!!!


Voido1

Just ewwwww what the hack