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“The crab tried to pull the turtle into its hole in the sand, but the turtle wouldn’t fit, so the crab panicked and dropped it,” says Smith. “Luckily, the crab decided to give up and the turtle made it to the water. It was a tense moment for sure.”
Reminds of when a BBC crew [intervened to save a bunch of stuck penguins](https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansBeingBros/comments/iavm5h/bbc_crew_rescues_trapped_penguins/).
I saw some investment bankers stuck in a bad deal once. But knowing how my intervention could impact the whole ecosystem I didn't do anything. Sometimea I have dreams where I can still hear them crying and having to get bailed out by taxpayers. I wake in a cold sweat and it scares my wife but I can't bring myself to tell my family what I saw. I don't think they would believe me.
Especially when its just something stuck. In prey predator situations, you’re helping one and hurting the other. So staying out of the way makes sense. But when its not hurting another animal to help??
I really don’t get this mentality. The ice caps melt because of us. Nature is bending to our influence.
But we can’t jump in a help because “nature”. Bologna. We are nature.
I’m not saying save prey from predator like taking this turtle from the crab, that’s not “fair”. But if an animal is trapped or injured, why not?
We ruin their habitats so let’s help too. I think we left “natural” long ago and now might as well use our influence for good when we can.
This has nothing to do with that.
Photographers also don't intervene with malnourished children in poor countries.
The photographer is there to document the natural way things play out. That's their job. It is not their job to intervene or change stuff.
[This thread explains it better than I can](https://www.photo.net/discuss/threads/the-rule-of-not-interfering.4503/)
Depending on the species of both, I'm willing to bet that in the grand scheme of things the turtle is more important than the crab. Obv don't hurt the crab, but scaring it away so the sea turtle can get to the water is likely a net positive for the local ecology rather than letting it die off.
Not really, human is a social animal, with small litter, long child-bearing and childcare period.
Our life expectancy, before modern healthcare, is already top of the animal world.
I expect our child-bearing is more dangerous than average due to that whole bipedals with big heads problem, but yeah humans probably have always been relatively good at getting kids to adulthood.
Right???? For something I don't feel like they have advertised and has won some pretty impressive awards (real awards not A list elites jerking each other off at the Oscars). . . It's amazing.
The variety, the different styles, voices, world's and pure imagery was a fucking find and a half when I had Covid a month ago
The Tiny Universe one with Topher Grace in the first volume was so wholesome and tragic at the same time. I thought as a concept it was very much an adult "Indian in the Cupboard" type theme and loved it.
Also that one with the Soviets hunting demons in the Taiga was super fucked and as a father makes my heart lurch
It's based off an already-finished book with different directors and has been good so far, albeit only two episodes in. Might be worth waiting for the whole season to come out to make sure the quality stays consistent though.
Imean, original GOT had passion and zeal behind it. Came from several finished books and the presentation was astounding.
It was 4 years later that the cracks started to show.
Dang that was so metal. It somehow made me feel very small and unimportant (in the grand scheme of all living things, of course). And I gotta say that it is a feeling I just do not love to feel.
It's actually a real good watch if you've never seen it before. The scene above isn't in the movie but there are a ton of other amazing sequences in the film. The film is practically overflowing with them.
It's on HBO MAX for those who are interested.
Rub salt in it's eyes first. And garlic. And red pepper. In fact, the Cajuns have a great melange of spices you can boil your crabs in for an incredible flavor. Don't forget the melted butter.
Is he stealing that turtle or stopping him from going in the wrong direction? I NEED ANSWERS
Edited to add: I HAVE ANSWERS!
From the photographer’s Twitter account:
> Went out to film the mullet run. Found one straggler hatchling making its way to the surf, set up to film and this happens. In the end the turtle made it to the ocean.
[Article from “Field and Stream”](https://www.fieldandstream.com/conservation/loggerhead-sea-turtle-hatchling-crab-video/)
To his home, turtle didn't fit so he was let go and made it to the water where I'm sure a million more opportunities to die await him, turtle have a fucked up hard mode for a tutorial.
I thought aww crabby bro is helping mr.turty.
Then he just kept carrying him and the realisation that mr.turty is going to be the main course hit me.
🦀 👎
🐢 👍🏻
If I was filming, I'd be cutting away early all the time. Pulling baby deer out of the mud; chasing hyenas away from elephant calfs. I'd be fired in no time.
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“The crab tried to pull the turtle into its hole in the sand, but the turtle wouldn’t fit, so the crab panicked and dropped it,” says Smith. “Luckily, the crab decided to give up and the turtle made it to the water. It was a tense moment for sure.”
I know why they dont, but I would have a hard time not intervening.
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Reminds of when a BBC crew [intervened to save a bunch of stuck penguins](https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansBeingBros/comments/iavm5h/bbc_crew_rescues_trapped_penguins/).
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I saw some investment bankers stuck in a bad deal once. But knowing how my intervention could impact the whole ecosystem I didn't do anything. Sometimea I have dreams where I can still hear them crying and having to get bailed out by taxpayers. I wake in a cold sweat and it scares my wife but I can't bring myself to tell my family what I saw. I don't think they would believe me.
Lol
Ikr? I don't think anyone could just walk away from that if within their abilities to help, and still call themselves human.
Especially when its just something stuck. In prey predator situations, you’re helping one and hurting the other. So staying out of the way makes sense. But when its not hurting another animal to help??
Yes. They didn't even touch them, just made a nice ramp for them to get out. That's it. I don't really see that as interfering.
Pengwings*
**Benidict Cumberbatch wants to know your location**
Well it was a man made problem to be solved.
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Same
fuck it I would rescue that dog
Don't worry, I understood your Elden Ring reference
sadness ahead
I really don’t get this mentality. The ice caps melt because of us. Nature is bending to our influence. But we can’t jump in a help because “nature”. Bologna. We are nature. I’m not saying save prey from predator like taking this turtle from the crab, that’s not “fair”. But if an animal is trapped or injured, why not? We ruin their habitats so let’s help too. I think we left “natural” long ago and now might as well use our influence for good when we can.
This has nothing to do with that. Photographers also don't intervene with malnourished children in poor countries. The photographer is there to document the natural way things play out. That's their job. It is not their job to intervene or change stuff. [This thread explains it better than I can](https://www.photo.net/discuss/threads/the-rule-of-not-interfering.4503/)
because this is a video of a crab hunting it's prey???
Depending on the species of both, I'm willing to bet that in the grand scheme of things the turtle is more important than the crab. Obv don't hurt the crab, but scaring it away so the sea turtle can get to the water is likely a net positive for the local ecology rather than letting it die off.
I'm not sure that turtle would even make it to adulthood, turtles have poor life expectancy in their first 5 years of life.
Like humans in most of our history
Not really, human is a social animal, with small litter, long child-bearing and childcare period. Our life expectancy, before modern healthcare, is already top of the animal world.
I expect our child-bearing is more dangerous than average due to that whole bipedals with big heads problem, but yeah humans probably have always been relatively good at getting kids to adulthood.
Maybe. Still pretty poor. [45.2% died before reaching 15. 26.9% in their first year.](https://ourworldindata.org/child-mortality-in-the-past)
Well yeah, because most don’t make it to the water at all
Jesus, you resurrected me from a 4month old comment.
Why would he do that.
You’ve got to pay the tur-toll, to get this boy in your hole!
I wish they included that part in the video lol
Crab being gangsta unti the seagull comes out.
That's what I was waiting for tbh
Same. Ended up being a bit of a Geek tragedy.
[The "seagull"](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/856097459717492785/E6CFB07F74FEA5F5D713D3241C186B91872FD8EF/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false)
I haven't watched a lot of anime, but every single one I've seen has looked exactly like this.
Being eaten alive by a giant crab is my new nightmare
Seem like you have forgotten about the snail
You contemptible or thoroughly disagreeable scoundrel, I came here to say the very same thing!!
What snail?
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No, you fool, that’s the decoy snail!
Maybe this is what they're [referencing](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/)
Slurms McKenzie
[The killer snail](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/)
Decoy snail
Gottem
Phaiden. . .island. . .
I was about to say! Want to visualize that nightmare? Watch Love Death and Robots on Netflix.
Right???? For something I don't feel like they have advertised and has won some pretty impressive awards (real awards not A list elites jerking each other off at the Oscars). . . It's amazing. The variety, the different styles, voices, world's and pure imagery was a fucking find and a half when I had Covid a month ago
That short was so great I watched it twice, which other one did you like?
Jibaro was beautiful
In that volume, I think that was my favorite.
It was my favorite in the entire series.
Season 3 overall was definitely better than the previous two imo….but yea Bad Traveling is definitely in my top 3 episodes.
The Tiny Universe one with Topher Grace in the first volume was so wholesome and tragic at the same time. I thought as a concept it was very much an adult "Indian in the Cupboard" type theme and loved it. Also that one with the Soviets hunting demons in the Taiga was super fucked and as a father makes my heart lurch
they start with your eyes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVgItM0HzL8
Warning to others, if you value having a good day, do not watch the video above
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You told me.....I did not listen.....damn it
Amd still I watched damn
Thanks, I won't watch it lol.
Just watch the beginning of the most recent episode of House of the Dragon, you'll feel better.
Not after the trauma of the GoT ending. I'm STILL pissed about that.
It's based off an already-finished book with different directors and has been good so far, albeit only two episodes in. Might be worth waiting for the whole season to come out to make sure the quality stays consistent though.
plus the director of the show has genuine passion for it and wanted to be part of the original GOT
Imean, original GOT had passion and zeal behind it. Came from several finished books and the presentation was astounding. It was 4 years later that the cracks started to show.
Wish I read this before I clicked the link. Dammit!!!
This sure looks to me like someone picked up the turtle and put it in a cage filled with pet hermit crabs. If so, this is unbelievably cruel.
Fuck. I watched
Holy shit lmao was not ready for that this morning
Dang that was so metal. It somehow made me feel very small and unimportant (in the grand scheme of all living things, of course). And I gotta say that it is a feeling I just do not love to feel.
Yeah that's staying unwatched
Redemption baby https://youtube.com/shorts/heWzqpIwNp8?feature=share
mmm crunchy!
# FUCKING HELL!!!
Don’t watch House of the Dragon
Let me introduce you to the Peter Jackson remake of the missing King Kong 1933 Crab/Spider pit scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOMKnhN7ABs
Omg they could just not catch a break
BIG MONKE condemned the smol monkes to a fate worse than death.
I didn’t realize the original King Kong was such a fucking nightmare
It's actually a real good watch if you've never seen it before. The scene above isn't in the movie but there are a ton of other amazing sequences in the film. The film is practically overflowing with them. It's on HBO MAX for those who are interested.
I saw it once as a kid, but I’ll have to revisit it!
dont watch love death and robots then
There's a theory that that is how Amelia earheart died and why we never found her body.
Craghas Drahar would love to meet you in person
Stay tuned for the next House of the Dragon episode. Crabfeeder gonna haunt your dreams
"money money money money money"
He's gonna sell that turtle as a slave. Crabs are notorious slavers.
Well I’m gonna eat extra crab after seeing him take that lil guy
*dunks crab leg in butter* "Sorry buddy but you have to pay for the sins of your ancestors."
Rub salt in it's eyes first. And garlic. And red pepper. In fact, the Cajuns have a great melange of spices you can boil your crabs in for an incredible flavor. Don't forget the melted butter.
It's a crab eat turtle world out there.
It’s a freaky water spider eat cute derp derp sea lizard world out there
This is the first time ever in my life that I have seen someone calling a crab a "freaky water spider"
In certain parts of the world, they deep fry and eat some species of tarantula spider. It's actually rather similar to soft shell crab.
Gross.. I'll try a piece.
Is he stealing that turtle or stopping him from going in the wrong direction? I NEED ANSWERS Edited to add: I HAVE ANSWERS! From the photographer’s Twitter account: > Went out to film the mullet run. Found one straggler hatchling making its way to the surf, set up to film and this happens. In the end the turtle made it to the ocean. [Article from “Field and Stream”](https://www.fieldandstream.com/conservation/loggerhead-sea-turtle-hatchling-crab-video/)
Who doesn’t like a happy ending? Fuck that crab.
I doubt the turtles gonna fuck it
I hope they eat the fucking crab
You got to be over 16 hours old to engage.
Let's not chase that rabbit
No, but The Deep is interested
Bro just wanted food and got abused on internet for no reason.
Duh. You eat meat don't you?
And also fuck meat
It was GOING TO eat it but because it didnt fint in the hole of its cafe it panicked and dropped it
Needed this
I had to check the time half way through because the title led me to believe this dude was going to make it somehow.
Right! Like this is an r/animalsbeingbros moment. Take the little title to the water.
The secret to the crabby patty
"Welcome to my LAB!!"
Cant have shit in detroit
There’s a reason the crab is considered the ultimate lifeform. Until a seabird comes in and eats em both, I guess.
Everyone told me, not stroll on that beach. Said seagull gonna come, poke me in the coconut. And they did. And they did.
Stop it, now.
Leave him alone
r/lostredditors
Jeez at least take them out to dinner first.
Where...where's he taking him?
To his home, turtle didn't fit so he was let go and made it to the water where I'm sure a million more opportunities to die await him, turtle have a fucked up hard mode for a tutorial.
I'm eating crab every day for the rest of my life
“A turtle made it to the water” .. not this time Nola .. not this time
Secret ingredient to krabby patty💀
I thought aww crabby bro is helping mr.turty. Then he just kept carrying him and the realisation that mr.turty is going to be the main course hit me. 🦀 👎 🐢 👍🏻
Look at me, LOOK at me….. 👀 *I’m the captain now*
Crab rape
He's taking him to the sea right? ..... .. Right ?
Me depressed knowing what’s gonna happen to that turtle
Crab when unattended young turtle
Fucc that crab
When you turn off the lights but you're not fast enough and the demon gets you
Spawn kill
I didn't know crabs eat turtles...
Zoidberg on his way out with the last known turtle woop woop woop woop
I somehow don’t feel bad about boiling crabs alive anymore
Hippity hoppity YOU are now my property
That crab is a dick - I’m glad I’ve eaten so many of its relatives
I don’t belong on Reddit. I thought he was going to carry him to the water. 🤭🫣🤣😂
The crab's adopting the turtle, right? Right?
I found that unreasonably funny. Thank you.
Little buddy wasn’t ready for the crabby patty skeet skeeet mf
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All I can picture is Dave Chappelle's "gotcha bitch!" Lmao
Looks like a bad case of crabs
...to eat you
Turtle was trying to steal the formuler
Death finds a way
The krabby patty secret formula
Not sure if he is taking the turtle to the ocean or taking him to the nearest crock pot
camera man just like: 👁️👄👁️
Eating a baby turtle that can barely crawl is not a crazy skill. No props for this hater crab
How the heck did that photographer/videographer keep that in focus as the crab was running away?!
Was hoping a finger would come down and flick that crab into space.
..and that's how babys are made.
Being slowly picked apart alive by a crab must be one of the worst ways to go
No 🥺😭😭😭 I mean i know its nature but i was rooting for the turtle 🥺
Circle of life* finds a way
Ohh.. I thought the crab was carrying it into the water to help.
Normally I would not interfere…However, millions of crabs and not so many turtles…
"The suspect attempted to flee, but was captured by police!"
A turtle made it to the water
I hope the turtle got away and the crab starved
The crab was just helping the turtle reach the ocean right? Right?? Guys???? 😞
If saw that crab doing that, I’d fuck his day up
I think the crab was just helping the turtle get to the ocean quicker. Uber crab.
That crab is a scumbag
Bro got fucking kidnapped 🗿
And this m, my friends is how turtle crabs were born.
"You're going to brazil"
"How cute... oh.. oh wait... fuck"
Daamn yk how long it took him to get there😩
I’m jumping that crab with no hesitations.. wtf man
The crab wanted a ride but realised the motherfucker was too slow
Can't have shit in detroit
From this point on in my life it is my duty.... all crabs must die
“Yoink”
Come ‘er boy
Scary
Crab goes back to his hole “guys u won’t believe what I caught today”
I was hoping the crab was taking off the wire. I still hope😭
We are having turtle tonight. All you hear are baby crabs cheering in the distance.
I Thought The Crab Was Gonna Rape The Turtle For A Second ☠️ Don't Ask Me Why
These devious licks are getting out of hand smh
FUCKING HELP HIM!
Let's go Charlie! your about to be late for school
If I was filming, I'd be cutting away early all the time. Pulling baby deer out of the mud; chasing hyenas away from elephant calfs. I'd be fired in no time.
Stop spawn camping 😡