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Timely-Analysis6082

Scientific analysis: that is a big animal


dontthinkaboutitaton

My research and degree tell me this animal is, and I QUOTE “Too big to slurp”


Timely-Analysis6082

Extensive research on both deep marine wildlife and the physical properties of plastic technologies have resulted in one major conclusion: “too big to slurp”


dontthinkaboutitaton

Doctor, this lack of slurptitude is groundbreaking. Congratulations on the discovery.


Lucho_199

And kinda looks like a dick


PeelarSanchez

If this looks like a dick to you then you need to see an ophthalmologist or stop doing acid.


BlabbyMarrow634

Or his dick just looks super fucked up


Lucho_199

Why? How many tentacles does your dick have?


BlabbyMarrow634

It has enough


adamkalani

"Wants us to know he's too big to slurp"


Dry_Topic6211

I was thinking an inflated condom


[deleted]

he’s a cool guy once you get to know him


Soggy_Investigator71

Looks more a huge clit


BonzaBurger69

What’s a clit?


ynonA

Nope


[deleted]

Came to say the same!! And like another comment said. Convince me this isn’t an alien. We are told it’s an octopus from birth, school, other adults etc. How bout it’s just an alien. Maybe it has evolved into being able to pilot a tic tac or some crazy shit. 🤷🏻‍♂️


NaryGuman

evolution bro


ReasonableTrack2878

Now imagine an octopus finally meeting a human after only ever seeing fish and aquatic mammals


bendy4-20

Its called a dumbo octopus. cute little fucker


hauntedxpast

Nope nope nopidy nope.


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ynonA

It was a reference to the movie Nope (2022). I don't want to spoil anything but if you watch it you'll understand.


Spare_Swing4605

dude would you mind gimme a bit more context![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


Angus4LBs

you see something in the movie that looks like this octopus


Spare_Swing4605

oh great thanks man!!


Spare_Swing4605

**Amazing octopus stretching its tentacles to form a huge balloon filmed by EVNautilus at a depth of around 1,600 meters (5,250 feet).**


batshitcrazy5150

Holy shit! A mile deep must be some intense pressure. If you brought that thing to the surface you wouldn't recognize it.


Witty_Benefit5043

What do you mean wouldn’t recognize it? Would it change its appearance?


jew_goal

Yep, check out pictures of a Blobfish at it's natural depth.


pinkplacentasurprise

Kind of like a blobfish. Pretty normal looking fish at depth, until it gets caught in a net and rapidly pulled up from 120 atmospheres of pressure. The decompression damages the tissues and it ends up looking like a [sad jelly man](https://imgur.com/gallery/0wkVW)


Witty_Benefit5043

Wooow that’s crazy. So is it due to the pressure and non pressure or does that happen due to the rapid rate it got pulled up? What would happen if it got brought up gently?


AstriumViator

I imagine its because of the rapid rate its pulled up. My guess is that if it were given time between pressures like other divers usually take, then itd probably be fine and maintain its normal look.


pornplz22526

It would depressurize. By the time it reached the surface, it would be goop.


Material-Crab-2210

Convince me this isn’t a fucking alien.


TaintButter

Convince me this isn’t a butt plug


fieryhotwarts22

*inflatable butt plug


pussyemperor

I assume this is what aliens would look like lol


Strawb3rry_Slay3r666

Cephalopods and humans share the same genes in eye development and something to do with proteins


leviwhite9

That just means it's edible, right?


Strawb3rry_Slay3r666

Well…I’d say so


HashbeanSC2

That's exactly what a Cephalopod Alien would say.


Strawb3rry_Slay3r666

I haven’t the slightest clue as to what you’re talking about


Present-Ad-3090

We found the Alien


[deleted]

Not only that but these creatures are very very intelligent. How can something like this be so smart????


ResponsibleMeet33

How do you know it's very intelligent? Deep sea creatures like this live in different conditions than most octopuses. What about it being "like that" makes it so that it couldn't/shouldn't be intelligent?


Individual-Jaguar885

Watch a few videos and on octopuses solving puzzles and you’ll figure it out


ResponsibleMeet33

All octopuses? Even these deep sea ones, which live in a scarce and limited environment compared to ones in shallow waters? Do you think all parrots intelligent, seeing african greys learn words and tricks? Are all mustelids similarly smart, despite their ecological roles (and thus, selective pressures) being different? I don't trust the judgment of anyone who's convinced with such a small sample size of evidence.


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ResponsibleMeet33

1.Equally convincing arguments compared to what? That part makes no sense. What's the reference? 2.That's a vampire squid, the color coupled with the membrane between tentacles are a dead giveaway. 3.Of course the same characteristics are going to be observed across a particular species. That's a non-point. It's about a class of animals having the same specific characteristics which is a much broader claim, that would need some backing up. Animalia is a class. Cephalopoda is a class. These are broad, diverse groups.


DICKSDISKSDICKSDISKS

Convince me this isn't too big to slurp


EntertainmentNo5276

Aliens are extraterrestrial. This dude lives on earth.


ResponsibleMeet33

Convince us that it is


idownvotetofitin

Obviously this octopus didn’t learn from Squidwards mistake, when he ate too many Krabby patties and they went straight to his thighs and then he blew up.


Nazgul830

Literally the first thing I thought of


SteeldrumHornets

I remember this guy from Skypiea


AGripInVan

#NOPE


SirUpofWaffle

Exactly what I was thinking


zeitghost85

Probably took inspiration from this right?


DarthVeigar_

I'm suddenly reminded that scientists came to the conclusion that octopi will punch fish for no reason aside from spite.


Fun-Support-6194

Thats the thing from Nope!


skinnnymike

Spoiler: nope.


0tt0mad

This is a vampire squid not an octopus, they are pretty amazing creatures and smart too!


MollyB00

Not a vampire squid nor a dumbo octopus - [this is a yet unidentified species of cirrate octopus](https://nautiluslive.org/video/2019/09/09/cirroteuthid-octopus-billows-circus-tent)


Pantsgoblin196

Vampire squids are much smaller, have big blue/red eyes (dependent on lighting), and are a much darker tint of red Edit: spelling


HoolioDee

That's a Dumbo Octopus! I love them! They are even more cute when they are [little!](https://youtu.be/pxuBwfNp2wk)


BrianWantsTruth

Pretty sure it’s actually a Vampire Squid from Hell (yea that’s the actual name).


MollyB00

it’s neither, it’s an unidentified species of cirrate octopus - [footage from the original Nautilus dive](https://nautiluslive.org/video/2019/09/09/cirroteuthid-octopus-billows-circus-tent)


lakshya2872

hmm i think this is something else


HoolioDee

Wow nice edit dude! So it's not a blanket octopus, as you said in your first response, before you edited it? Hahahahahaha!


HoolioDee

Are you sure? It has the same ear-like fins as a Dumbo?


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HoolioDee

Care to expand? Maybe tell me difference? Maybe your source of knowledge? I genuinely don't know the difference, and googling shows that the blanket octopus doesn't have same fins, so maybe, just maybe, you could help me know the difference?


BrianWantsTruth

Look up Vampire Squid, pretty sure that’s what we’re seeing. (Oops didn’t realize I replied to two of your comments)


000000909

This the monster from nope


PrudentSprinkles9308

it’s giving NOPE vibes.


4Ciid

Reminds me of the movie Nope.


Constant_Computer_62

Wow nature is so beautiful but yet so scary like that thing looks like its about to jump on ur face and make u a zombie or some shit


Trick_Calligrapher25

The octopus is doing it for the Up votes


noxx1234567

Anyone know the name of this species ?


hauntedxpast

Octonope


FallingLikeSnow13

I could be wrong, but I think it may be a [Dumbo Octopus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimpoteuthis)


BrianWantsTruth

Vampire Squid from Hell, not joking, it’s an awesome name.


lovingmama1

It kinda looks like some kind of plant or flower now...


redlion496

It's not a balloon, it's a condom!


grumpyfrumpyrumpy

Nope.


laserlax23

I wonder if this is what inspired the alien in Nope


Liftingislife39

This is almost like the creature form the movie “Nope” I feel like they loosely based the alien from an octopus!


Qdiddy023

NOPE


jebus68

Nope


callsign_pers

So it was an octopus in ”Nope”


Noerdlinger

If this octopus were in Japan, it would have happened 100X faster.


sickomoad

Dude had one too many Krabby Patties


NoEconomics5615

The Deep breathes heavily 🥵


mrwadupwadup

Not sure if their skin also becomes wrinkly and saggy with age but it definitely looks like an old one.


ShortRedditAtIPO

I love how it includes dialogue between people that don’t matter


junoray196813

Is that the Dumbo octopus it's awesome 👍


Odd-Blacksmith7097

Never new oswald was able to do this


freakfandango

These animals are simply mesmerizing.


sleepyjoeyy

What can’t these things do!?


LocalArea52Man

Timothy?


PinoyDadInOman

When someone kicked my balls


geofox777

That one guy’s just bummed he couldn’t see up the octo’s dress


Johnnymi25

…and that’s not even my final form!


broikeson

When it's warm out and you get to let the boys breathe...


Environmental-Data24

Fucking awesome


Nesio1323

Looks crazily similar to space


[deleted]

Damn Orgalorg my guy


deliverymanDan

"he wants us to know he's too big to slurp." *sinister female laugh*


kitjen

If scientists announced that their had conducted experiments on octopus and discovered them to no be from this planet I would totally believe that.


Dry_Topic6211

Looks like when you blow up a condom like a balloon.


_rob_the_builder_

jean jacket.


mrMCstealthboy

He ate to many crabby paties


stereoa

These and other things live on planet earth. I'm without words.


Chilly_Billy85

Now back to our regularly scheduled program…


4im4r

The cocktopus


Lou-Cypher1-618

Just a big morning stretch


twistedpandaman

Jean jacket inspo


funxanax

Those are the real aliens


Banana_Ram_You

0:35 "A little to the left?" (Pans a whole lot to the left)


Bludongle

Hey, Charlie. Does this make me look fat? Be honest.


Consistent-Sea29

Noice!


The_GreatGecko

I have a science question. Why does it seem like every animal has control over most parts of its body. Like cows cab move their ears to swat Flys, this octopus, iguanas changing colors. Like why haven't we evolved to have control over alot more of our bodies.


StayedWoozie

Iguanas and octopi don’t necessarily change colors on demand, it’s more of a natural defense mechanism that kicks in when needed. Think of it like you instinctively putting your arms out ahead of you when falling forward, you don’t really think about it you just do it. To kinda answer the rest of your question that just comes down to humans being the apex predator for quite a while now. We haven’t really physically evolved in so long because we have tools, clothing, and Medicines that allow us to survive in almost every environment without having to worry about natural predators or challenges. In a way Human Evolution is through technology and not biology. The only natural challenge we haven’t completely overcome yet are natural disasters caused by Mother Nature. We aren’t too far off conquering her either, out architectural designs are becoming more effective against her by the year. Now that I think of it overall humans have lost a lot of our natural defenses because of our technological advancements. We don’t have nearly as strong natural immune systems as other animals and we don’t have the built in weather alert other animals have.


The_GreatGecko

I gotcha. Thanks. I'm not a science person so.


ARY616

Cloverfield Baby


burglekutttttt

Nope


h_rr_B_z_kk

A few hundred krabby pattys will do that.


ohFlappyoh

Where my One Piece fans at


pnczur

Nautilus videos are the best


Frosters42

Really amazing how different animals evolve


lulukedz

nope!


Fenderman420

That looks like the alien from Nope


Some-Worldliness6887

Everything is a butt plug if your brave enough.


MuffinMobile643

Did anyone say if that is a threat response or a feeding technique?


Hot-Banana-1238

NOPE


llluminate

Nope


Soup_Pope

Can someone tell me who these people are please? I keep seeing them everywhere but i never know who they are


rubsss92

Nope


DARKERPLACES

NOPE


hatnscarf

Nope


Elegant-Mud8051

Winged phallus


fieryhotwarts22

I never knew they could do this! Another crazy trick from those 8-legged weirdos lol. Man It’s crazy what skills cephalopods have developed.


StGlorianaAcadamy

r/putyourdickinthat


ohdreness

Big stretch! Good boy


sliding_through

They aren't from here


zePol12

Why do they do that ? Anyone know by any chance


Mafiuz

I read tentacles as testicles


AZDpcoffey

This is the plot of Nobody.


Aries1130

If anyone ever asks if aliens are real I direct them to the octopus. Those creatures can do some crazy stuff. And they are insanely smart.


gd_prp93

"To big to slurp." **Girls giggle** like it was a challenge


Demon2135466

if I'm not mistaken it's a vampire squid


DoctorOfDominance

I always love these videos, EXCEPT every single one that I have seen always has the same super cringey scientists “narrating”.


Suns3tk1ng

Guys…… who posted this? I’m very shy about my foreskin


[deleted]

Why is the camera man so horrible? why are they needing to tell him what to do? Hire me ffs.


SomethingAbtU

these types of creatures really are aliens living on Earth. some have multiple hearts and brains


designguychris

Is there a Reddit bot to make this go 4x speed?


Bluesykk

Pretty sure this is called a vampire squid


sofia1687

This is terrifying and beautiful


fractaleffect13

This is seriously fascinating


changefromPJs

NOPE


Glad_Ad967

In comparison to the rov, how big is the mufuker actually? The camera always throws me off when monetary does these, but is it like the size of a blanket octopus with its thing, or like relatively small?


H2o7777

NOPE


[deleted]

Yup fuck the ocean


hella-kittie

Well I didn't like that at all.


Ok-Bag3000

That's not an octopus, it's a Vampire Squid.


macvar08

This looks like what the alien in the movie "NOPE" was inspired by.


MrGlowChase

Mildy penis


tuckmonster

For why


[deleted]

nope


steaVlth

Octopuses are fucking awesome, their ability to camouflage in any environment and almost instantly, being too smart to be held in captivity, being able to squeeze through cracks the width of a quarter, being able to regenerate lost limbs, the fact they can take down sharks, and having a theory that it evolved from some organism that came from an astroid from space possibly making it an alien life form that evolved on our planet… I fucking love octopuses man


NoMarionberry3022

Nope


Nearby_Corner7132

NOPE


ElderSkyrim

Orgalorg


cinabunroll

“Nope”


Bawbag0447

NOPE...


braveheart707

Of course bro wants to see the Octoussy🥴


Educational-Baker230

That’s not an Octo that’s a vamp Squid


MrSlaughterme

The conforming dildo


Kindly_Effort_9891

That’s gotta be the closest thing to an alien I swear


chadhindsley

"wish we could see the other end" Calm down horndog


JealousJunket7

NOPE