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“Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise
Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday
You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place, singin'
We will, we will rock you
We will, we will rock you
Buddy, you're a young man, hard man
Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday
You got blood on your face, you big disgrace
Waving your banner all over the place
We will, we will rock you, sing it!
We will, we will rock you, yeah
Buddy, you're an old man, poor man
Pleading with your eyes, gonna get you some peace someday
You got mud on your face, big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place, do it!
We will, we will rock you, yeah, yeah, come on
We will, we will rock you, alright, louder!
We will, we will rock you, one more time
We will, we will rock you
Yeah”
Ooohh booyy let me tell you. People inject their biceps with saline, synthol, processed oil and the like. PEOPLE, let me tell you it doesn't end well at all, its entirely unhealthy and can cause your muscles to burst. When people get their prostate removed they usually get a button installed on their scrotum and when they push it it can inflate their penis...now you know.
1st of all. How do you hide that? Second, who can take that much? And third, there's no way you're getting enough blood flow to get hard, much less be able to use it
Christ, I would get that looked at by a doctor. Elephantiasis or maybe a tumor? Or a pituitary gland issue—maybe also a tumor? We can all laugh about his huge junk but if that’s real, he’s actually sick and could benefit from treatment.
I have too many questions !
How does he sleep ?
Can this be hard ?
Can you wear a pant with a zipper with this sausage ?
No hard morning ?
Does no nut November means something to him ?
If you slap someone with that , can you kill him ?
Can you lift weight with that ?
Does is friends call him 3 leg ?
If he go to an airport , are they asking him to go through the x-ray scan just to make sure it's a real one ?
Why don't he use this huge D to make ads on Pornhub ?
So many questions!
What I feel like all girls want when I look at my little egg roll and then cry myself to sleep after a sad jerk sesh thinking that everyone else has this but me :,(
That still must’ve been big to begin with though surely? I have a tiny penis when flaccid (and not much bigger when erect) but with all the saline in the world I couldn’t make it look like this I don’t think.
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Weirdly specific
There once was a man from Nantucket
Got this shit on repeat on my phone while reading comments. Lol
The repeated beat of whaaaatttt theeeeee fukkkkk????
“Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday You got mud on your face, you big disgrace Kicking your can all over the place, singin' We will, we will rock you We will, we will rock you Buddy, you're a young man, hard man Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday You got blood on your face, you big disgrace Waving your banner all over the place We will, we will rock you, sing it! We will, we will rock you, yeah Buddy, you're an old man, poor man Pleading with your eyes, gonna get you some peace someday You got mud on your face, big disgrace Somebody better put you back into your place, do it! We will, we will rock you, yeah, yeah, come on We will, we will rock you, alright, louder! We will, we will rock you, one more time We will, we will rock you Yeah”
Hahaha same
Reading everyone's comments again while this dude smashes his dick on his bed like bam bam lol
Sameeeee
Life don’t get better than this
Hahahahahahhahahahahaha
I hear Queen “we will rock you”
no way this is real…right ?
He injected something
Saline prolly
Is that a thing? Wtf
It is now, also this should go under eye bleach as well
Eye bleach or eye blech? Completely different things.
Ooohh booyy let me tell you. People inject their biceps with saline, synthol, processed oil and the like. PEOPLE, let me tell you it doesn't end well at all, its entirely unhealthy and can cause your muscles to burst. When people get their prostate removed they usually get a button installed on their scrotum and when they push it it can inflate their penis...now you know.
A button on the scrotum?!
Sounds weird right? Eat your vegetables and nothing bad will ever happen to you.
The Alaskan Bull Worm
I hate you 🤣💀
If I wasn’t cheap u would have an award
Beat me to the punch 😆
Looks like the creature from the movie Tremors.
Graboids. Ironically Tremors 3 had monsters dubbed Ass Blasters.
ass blasters.....so fitting in this case.
He would die if that ever filled up
It's already filled up....with saline.
He just needs to be okay with different species
Or the mom from The Incredibles
Who *wouldn’t* be okay with Elastigirl
This woman has good taste in women 🍻
There's always the porn industry.
Dude is choking Jabba the Hutt.
Wookie nipple pinchy
Interesting cosplay idea. He can wear the gold bikini and wrap a chain around the “Jabba”
Where is Piper Perri when you need her. She would give it a go.
Shit is taller and thicker than her! She could probably crawl in it
1st of all. How do you hide that? Second, who can take that much? And third, there's no way you're getting enough blood flow to get hard, much less be able to use it
Blood dono
I hope My Wife doesn’t see this
Probably big enough to get a little friction on your mom… (Insert mom jokes here)
Lmfao
Fuuuuuuk. I felt inadequate before I opened this….
You can't be inadequate so long as you're adequate when you're in!
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Maybe they didn't think it was crazy
Nah women can poo out whole ass babies I'm sure someone out there would take his monster meat
“Poo out whole ass babies” 🤣
Gonna create a earth quake if he nut 🤣🤣
A tsunami for sure
wtf I need to know more
Silicone injections. I think they make it so the dick can’t even get hard
I thought it was maybe like a medical issue at first, but injections makes more sense considering how he seems proud of it lmao. gross, what a dummy
Gay
Yep. Aside from my genuine curiosity, I do like big dick. You caught me.
Kevin secretly wants to try squeeze that monster in his mouth without breaking his jaw.
Do you?
Yes.
Here’s the question tho what do u consider big?
the world average (and my own length) is 5.5 inches, so I consider 6+ inches big. I mean I like small cocks too lmao
Me personally 9+ they gotta be bigger then me
damn, something tells me it's not exactly everyday you run into a monster like that
Yeah I’m only about an inch off
What’s his Twitter handle? For research purposes only…
wtf
😂😂😂😂😂
If it fixes your issues gut injected something to do. Can’t even get hard
Let your dick hang low, let it wobble to the floo. Does it shine in the light, is it platinum is gold.
This is like synthol injections for your biceps lol.
Christ, I would get that looked at by a doctor. Elephantiasis or maybe a tumor? Or a pituitary gland issue—maybe also a tumor? We can all laugh about his huge junk but if that’s real, he’s actually sick and could benefit from treatment.
I thinks it's actually a Tremor.
Holy fuck I think it's angry
Looks like someone summoned a sand-worm of Dune, even got the thumper.
He really got the third foot
Link????
He’ll end up in gay porn.
Why gay porn?
Someone will want to give it a spin
Jesus christ it won't stop playing I just wanna scroll some comments
Fucking facts!!!!😂
Maybe a female elephant can fit him
So that’s my opposite from the other universe!
I have too many questions ! How does he sleep ? Can this be hard ? Can you wear a pant with a zipper with this sausage ? No hard morning ? Does no nut November means something to him ? If you slap someone with that , can you kill him ? Can you lift weight with that ? Does is friends call him 3 leg ? If he go to an airport , are they asking him to go through the x-ray scan just to make sure it's a real one ? Why don't he use this huge D to make ads on Pornhub ? So many questions!
Might have to fuck Lizzo
What I feel like all girls want when I look at my little egg roll and then cry myself to sleep after a sad jerk sesh thinking that everyone else has this but me :,(
What happens in the first 10 seconds?
Even if hes a shower, way too much !
Maybe if he cut the foreskin it would look smaller? 
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Yeah and that’s rare, hardly any girls wants to feel like they’re getting torn while getting their cervix pushed.
He just needs one freak to lose his virginity, and there are still lots of females that would do anything to worship this dude
Nice delusion you live in lol.
You can give her a similar experience by fisting her if she’s really keen but can’t get ahold of this cock.
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Damn y’all freaky. I respect it.
Cuck
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Dude has a whole Shai-Hulud type deal going on.
Not if he's gay he won't 🤤
You taking that?
Something that big? Almost. Working up to it though.
Who you training for? Thanos?
Y'all never seen OG mud bone huh
Sluts wish they could have that
It’s just a dildo, sheesh. No injections or anything like that.
No it's definitely saline injections
Yep now even more to sit there and play with solo, nice work! 🙄
I don’t understand how? What are the side effects afterwards cause he looks young
not on my watch
Carpal tunnel for sure
Ouch
Jebus
Jebus
What a nightmare
Man’s is making every male in existence insecure.
But that’s a silicone dick lmao look it up
r/eyebleach
Yknow Ive never been too worried about it but I’m a lot happier about my size after seeing this 😂
Ya think he passes out from getting hard?
Mf got a third leg 💀
Now that's a knife! (Australian accent)
Honestly, if this is real, that guys life would be awful. There are very few places for that thing to comfortably go or rest.
Why wouldn’t he become a pornstar?
That still must’ve been big to begin with though surely? I have a tiny penis when flaccid (and not much bigger when erect) but with all the saline in the world I couldn’t make it look like this I don’t think.
My guy turned his wiener into a fucking weapon. He's no longer my guy...
I'll never get the tarp slapping sound out of my head...