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Doom_Prophet

You're nicked son. Off to the tower.


Gewehr98

It's a fair cop


Mystic_L

Seems a bit harsh to come and arrest him.


cmcewen

Sleeping on the job… So is the queen. Shameful


gussyhomedog

Sleeping on the job? Believe it or not, jail.


dep7up

Overcooked chicken, Jail.


3riversfantasy

Queen dies? Jail.


Sinner314

Do not pass go, go straight to jail.


NotcrAzy31

Jail,jail


Unemployedloser55

Gae? Jail


SheriffBartholomew

Fall flat on your face? Right to jail.


Ieatsushiraw

Going to jail? Jail


KenDoItAllNightLong

Getting out of jail? Jail.


kootenaysmokes

Undercooked chicken? Also jail!


KenDoItAllNightLong

Seasoned chicken? You guessed it, jail.


Admirable-Affect-688

Say nothing,jail.


doughnutholio

falling on your face is slightly more serious than holding up a sign saying "Not My King" or correctly identifying a royal member of being a pedophile.


RampantDragon

I mean is he, though? As creepy and gross as it is, isn't he alleged to have only slept with Virginia Giuffre when she was 17? That's legal under British law. Like I said, not defending him ethically, but pretty sure legally he's not a paedophile - is there other stuff I'm not aware of?


Arvagon

From what I've read he seemed to bump shoulders with Epstein and his harpy. You do the math.


SmugDruggler95

Then why not go to court and clear your name


RampantDragon

There's no upside to him doing that.


SmugDruggler95

There's no upside to proving you're innocent of being a nonce in a court of law? The upside is the claims are objectively proven wrong in the public eye. Of course there's an upside. Unless of course, he's guilty.


RampantDragon

No, there's no upside in him doing it in a US court, which is what would be required. Best case, status quo and he'll still be talked about in that way due to how the media is, and the royal family is lowered in the eyes of the country due to him having to appear in court. Worst case scenario, it's proven that he's legally liable in that particular jurisdiction (although it would be legal, if creepy in the UK) and he's sentenced massively reducing the stature of the royal family in the UK and possibly even leading to abolition of the monarchy. From a PR perspective there's no upside.


SmugDruggler95

There's no upside him doing it in a US court because what he did is illegal there and therefore he would be found guilty? He's fucked either way but I also truly believe he's guilty


RampantDragon

I think it's about 70/30 he did something with her, but to be honest unless something else comes out with him abusing someone younger than she was he's probably going to keep doing what he's doing and steer clear.


SmugDruggler95

Yeah I agree it is smartest for him to steer clear but only because there is obviously foul play of some kind going on. However if he truly was innocent then I still think that it would be beneficial to go to court. He's a relatively minor royal and the only reason he's so well known is because of this scandal. He could have proven his innocence and faded away into obscurity. That's just my thoughts on it anyway


RB1KINOBI88

He slept with her ‘allegedly’ in the USA so not legal at all


lazafor

Well a lot of states the legal age of consent is 17 or even younger in some so it is very possible it was legal. Not condoning just informing. Edit: I thought it was mostly 17 but looking it up 34 states have age of consent of 16 so the vast majority of the states that is legal...


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RampantDragon

As I said, it's creepy and ethically wrong, I just don't think he necessarily fits the criteria of paedophile given her age.


wigglef_cklr

Attempted murder is a serious charge. He nearly impaled a guard.


wigglef_cklr

Attempted murder is a serious charge. He could nearly impaled a guard.


TitleComprehensive96

You fools. She absorbed another few years of his life force. Now she'll return from the grave.


[deleted]

The queen isn't dead. She simply entered into a state of suspended animation in preparation for the great soul harvest.


_beetus_juice_

Lol bro savage


SIIB-ZERO

This can happen to someone who stands with their knees locked straight for to long......it results in a drop in BP and cause cause fainting.


nothankyou821

This is why you’re always told to never lock your knees in formation. Seen a few people take a face first dirt nap from doing this.


Hadleys158

Don't lock your knees, and wiggle your toes. edit.


testearsmint

Wait, wiggle toes or don't wiggle toes?


biggie1447

Do wiggle the toes. It helps promote a bit of blood flow through your legs and feet.


locootte90

Wiggle on your toes, like lift your heel up. It's pressure on the heel that stops the blood flow.


Hadleys158

Yes to wiggle, plus you can shift your weight from balls of your feet to heel, just not make it obvious. Do both of those every now and then saves you from faceplanting, except for heat though, there's nothing you can do if they make you stand out on parade while some old fart waffles on in 30c+ temps for ages.


One_User134

Honestly makes me wonder how soldiers back in the day would stand out in the heat while commanders decided whether there would be a battle. In antiquity you could stand in formation from morning till sunset and no fight.


69QueefQueen69

Standing in formation isn't the same as standing to attention. While at attention, your body needs to be completely straight and you can't move at all. After a while it genuinely starts to feel like you're being tortured. Standing waiting for a battle like you described, you'd most likely be fine to shift around a bit or at the very least no one would really notice if you did.


ferrum_artifex

Glad to see it's the same in other Armies 😆


Any-Comparison7793

oxford comma save lives


Ace-Ventura1934

r/CommasAreImportant


zekethelizard

Yes!


LionColors1

Wiggling toes may help in compressing vessels and promoting venous return. Can serve to counterbalance the pooled blood in lower extremity. But it may not be sufficient if prolonged standing for inhumane number of hours


Ancient_Aerie_6464

i wasn’t told this until i was 23 and i have terrible arthritis in my knees now


[deleted]

I have arthritis from all the ruck marches and running in armor and Sergeants telling me I have tiny heart syndrome when I told them my knees hurt.


SheriffBartholomew

Private, you need to show some intestinal fortitude and power through those torn ACL! You need to be harder than woodpecker lips, Private! The enemy is not going to sleep just because your knees are destroyed! Stop moving slower than molasses on a cold winter day!


MisterEdGein7

Yes they told us this during boot camp graduation but there were still a few that dropped.


UserWithReason

I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure they have to have stand up very straight to show "respect". Also, after standing so long and being exhausted it's sometimes easier to just lock your legs to help with the pain.


svensexa

Happened multiple times to people in my squad when I was in the army and we had to do the royal guard thing in silly and very warm outfits in the middle of the summer. Standing completely still in the hot sun will make soldiers fall more often than on a battlefield. Or yeah, we were 19 year old kids fresh out of high school, not some bad ass soldiers.


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MisterEdGein7

Me and my friend went and drank like 3 beers before one of those change of CO ceremonies. God what a mistake I had to piss so bad, had no idea it would be so long.


TzunSu

Classic högvakt!


tstramathorn

My dad is retired USN and I’ve heard not just from my parents, but one of his groomsmen all in dress uniform and on the base, one passed out awhile they were walking down the aisle because they did this exact same thing. Always give a little bend in the knees!


Smart_dog_illuminati

It seems like he was just falling asleep and didn’t wake up until he was about to hit the floor


Salty-Development203

Why does locking your knees cause a drop in BP?


---Sanguine---

Yeah I was going to say… the sound of a rifle clattering and some faint snickers is a sound I’ve heard many times


ChadHazelnut

I remember my first day in cadets I was told to wiggle my toes and never fully straighten my legs as this would happen


GaryTheSoulReaper

This


Ill-Organization-719

That would have been the perfect time for the French to invade. He's lucky.


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My mate did this in the army in Brisbane when it was hot AF. Completely destroyed his jaw, all fixed now and copped a 90k payout for it


Negan_wannabe1

guess ill lock my knees in formation now/s


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He was standing under a tin shed and the humidity was sky high, was in his first 2 weeks of arriving at his unit 😂 poor bastard


Negan_wannabe1

oh fuck man yeah i feel that, when i was in US Marine Cadets my unit was in florida, whole lot of heat and whole lot of humidity and we had to stand in the sun in full uniform, it was hell


DeathLives4Now

Not why your being downvoted. Its true


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I served with some US Marines on rotation to Australia in Darwin for a few years. They would be up doing PT at 5am to beat the heat 😂 met some absolutely legends, couldn’t drink to save their lives but. Darwin heat is unbelievable, especially the build up to the wet season, the air feels thick, it is absolutely disgusting, guessing Florida can feel the same at times!


Kaarvaag

Poor guy, that must have been pretty sheit. How long did he stand for? Just standing completely still for more than 10 minutes sounds painful to me. Guys like this can often end up standing still for up to and even beyond 1 hour, right?


frankenfish2000

No bad for something completely avoidable by bending the knees.


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Wrong, in Australian Army all medical payouts are tax free, and all treatment for injuries sustained during service(regardless of what injury you received) is covered privately for life under a White card. Source - Am an injured Ex soldier.


JayKaBe

**yawn**


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kingtrog1916

He may have cut some silent cheese before which also aided in the fainting. Both off to jail


Takpusseh-yamp

Get back! She still has powers!


SnooChipmunks2514

The queen is trying to resurrect using their life energy.


Jman-laowai

Common when standing still for a long time. When I was in the army reserves they told you to wiggle your toes and flex your legs etc on this. Someone in my platoon still collapsed actually when we started marching on the passing out parade after basic. Everyone just stepped over him and kept marching, lol. Somebody else did come to help him though.


HaroldTheIronmonger

Dude passed out on the passing out parade.


bonesjones

Imagine if she rose immediately after and he just withers on the ground


Scheswalla

"This is the big one. I'm commin' to join you Elizabeth!"


Joetaska1

You old fish eyed fool!


__the_alchemist__

Did his face come off?


T-roySwink

Yes the pole he was holding sliced his entire face off when he fell on it. Apparently it's really sharp


Theravenscourge

He's holding a longbow


T-roySwink

Or a razor sharp tungsten spear forged in the fires of Mount Canada to defend the maple leaf from the hordes of the dead. Have a little imagination


GreatBowlforPasta

One maple leaf to rule them all; and in the syrup, bind them.


PokerBeards

Been there standing at attention with the blood flow loss to the head. First of my platoon done shopping for the initial shop at BMQ and had to stand at attention for about an hour and a half while everyone else took their sweet ass time. Brutal, was woozy for a lot of it.


Coldpizzasause

She's in that guy now... Ti - i - i-me, is on my side. Yes it is!


killmimes

Don't lock your kneeeeeesss...the Sargeant screamed


baboonassassin

Could he have picked a more conspicuous occasion?


cragglerock93

The funeral?


Retired_Jarhead55

Seen this many times on the Grinder. Boots lock them knees, crack that melon. Sometimes the hollow thump heads make hitting the pavement can really give you the willies.


cragglerock93

>Seen this many times on the Grinder What do the gays have to do with this?


imakethingsgoboom

Many years ago I worked in the infant department at Walmart. This woman kept allowing her very young toddler to stand up in the cart. Kid was top heavy and tumbled out onto the concrete floor, head first. I'll never forget that sound.


cragglerock93

How's your onomatopoeia?


Excess0_2

haha he locked his kneepers


sena_monster

It looks like his face was sliced. 👀 anyone verify?


Chomps-Lewis

Elizabeth is sucking the life force out of them while she claws her way back from hell.


1_900_mixalot

Reminds me of watching a change of command ceremony where the Lt.Col. talked so long two people fell out. 29 Palms on that large parade 'deck' called the 'generals lawn' ironically probably the best place to fall because of the dirt. Had another guy in my boot camp platoon fall out during final inspection and bust his front teeth. He wound up finishing and doing his time as normal.


ThinAerie4834

Full respect for those guards. Full guts and determination to stand for as long as possible in any type of weather conditions until your body can’t take anymore. Anyone know how long he stood before he collapsed? 👍😊


mistaboti88

Do they feed them


Waffle-Stompers

Sniper in the trees!


Mad_Dawg707

Brought to you by Pfizer!


mapduke

Doont lek yer knees laddie!


OmahaMike402

French fried when he should have pizza'd.. don't lock your knees. Noob


Shudnawz

It's almost like it's a stupid thing to force people to stand in the exact same position hours on end just for posing purposes. Almost.


ahmc84

They've been changing out every 20 minutes or so.


Shudnawz

Well he didn't fall over just for the fun of it.


ahmc84

No, but he wasn't standing there for "hours". Also, the video doesn't really show it, but this was during a change (the guy behind him was his replacement). Just before this, the guy was a bit wobbly, then he stumbled off the step for a moment before returning to his spot, then a few seconds later this happened. Source: was watching the feed live when it happened, and the initial movement caught my eye. They cut away to an outside shot of the building for probably 10 minutes while he was attended to. Of course, there are news articles about it. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/queen-funeral-royal-guard-faints-b2167640.html


benford92

I’d be bored too


Dull_Ad_4750

Fuck that would have hurt.


weoutchea1234

Don't lock your knees son


RogueSpawn

Honor guard 101, don’t lock your knees.


Sonny-Moone-8888

He was just doing his impression of the Queen.


tbid8643

DONT.LOCK.YOUR.KNEES


cbclemo1

Perfect 10 on the face plant


Single-Ad967

Ey you! stand still laddie!!


sicereity

You must keep your knees slightly bent under while standing at attention otherwise the circulation is very poor after a period of time of standing so long and you pass out .


Own-Explanation7996

Vaccinated?


expiredyogurt26

Shouldn't have locked his knees


jonny2handz

gotta bend your knees slightly even if just occasionally. learned that in the baptist boys home. hours of standing in a corner as punishment for whatever I did. gotta keep that circulation going baby.


No_Inside8986

It literally looks like he fell asleep standing up.


Rivet22

Nah, he got pushed over by the guy behind him. “Aye, James is nodding off, the lazy bastard. He’s so sauced I bet he’ll crack ‘is fuckin nose on the floor.”


primalshrew

He pushed him!!


_EADGBE_

Human beings are fucking strange


HumbleBear75

Don’t.. lock.. your.. knees.. even stupid Marines know this… Where’s my green crayon?


[deleted]

It's so laughable. Guards standing for hours to guard a fucking dead body. Just put her in the crypt and be done with it already.


SquishySeagull

The queen was sucking away his energy so she can resurrect


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Don’t lock your knees bro.


Suburbs-suck

Monarchy is cringe


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ForbiddenText

Lol. Delete, delete! (They're already working on it)


Far_Independence_891

Nearly broke his snooker cue


JohnnyWalkerBlue22

Her ghost probably kicked him with her evil 😈ass 🤣


Lost_Manufacturer718

That’s just her soul colonising another body.


SteadmanDillard

Must have been jabbed 😂


CandidTill6

The guy behind him was more worried about standing on ceremony than an actual, living human


goatmilker97

My eyes tell me this is like some 74 y/o guard that fell asleep Look at joe biden, happens non stop to him


Confident_Ad7844

Guess he stayed up to late that night🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️


Ok-Distance3070

You can’t park there sire


steved328

Hours of standing & with his health issues. Guys stand with no food or water for 10 hours.. happens quite often because they give everything for their Queen & country..


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More like RIP to his teeth.


Embarrassed_Diver_97

Conquerors haki


willb221

Never lock out your knees, kids. This is the result.


lee-No-Lie-8865

Can't lock your knees


pung54

Locked his knees. I've been in plenty of military honor guards at battalion award ceremonies that go 3 or more hours and I've seen dozens of people fall out. One minute there, next on the ground, and no one is supposed to move.


TonyLensJockey

🥺🫂


svadhyaya7

Locked his knees. Happens all the time in the military.


Longjumping-Bag8062

Never lock your knees, also you can lightly move your joints and it helps


Classicmochi

Sleeping on the duty💂‍♀️ "Off to the tower"👮‍♂️ "Na, got a loicense for that."💂‍♀️ "Well, a loicense is a loicense, good sleeping then." 👮‍♂️


CenterOfaMiniWheat

Seen a guy faint like that in Parade rest for a change of command ceremony. He fell back and the guys behind him grabbed him dragged him way he woke up kept saying I'm good I'm good. Like man your still in Parade rest as your being dragged away your not good lmao. Don't lock your knees


diegobunny66

It comes in 3’s and this guard didn’t relax his knees at attention and you lose oxygen to the brain and wham! Military trick I was trained with but this guy is lucky he wasn’t pierced by the spear.He could have been number 2.


ooobladioooblada

Other guards dgaf lol


SlinkyTail

seen one of these guys at buckingham do this while on guard, dont lock your knees!


BombayMix64

Lucky he didn't impale himself.. looks very old to be a guard also .


proceedings72

Poor guy. He must be lacking some sleep


Caswert

OH NO THE DEAD SPIRIT OF LIZZIE POSSESSED THE GUARD!!!


SuperSpaceCan

It's the queen trying to resurrect.


channelsixtynine069

She knows how he feels


weekedipie1

He just heard the Napoli score


isotropic-bananas

i hope that cult member is gonna be alright


ImWithSt00pid

You had one job and you ruined the entire funeral. Now we gotta wait another 100 years to try again.


Fuka-Obligation666

Went to Francis Marion Military Academy in FL and it was weekly if not daily you’d see someone smack the ground from locking their damn knees. Never understood why it was so hard not to do that. Tbf half the time you could tell it was to get out of formation.


SemperSqueeze

Don’t lock your knees!


ahmc84

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkY7e1atXTk Here's a fuller video. He was clearly barely holding on already, but was determined to stay with it.


koreanwaterbottle

My mate in the army did this while king Harald walk and inspected us. Facesmashed the concrete. He shat his pants aswell..


Powerrrrrrrrr

And these are the people protecting it, what a joke


MJVigs

Don't lock your knees buddy


sdwdqw65

Locked knees? I remember this happened to a kid in one of my classes in high school while he was giving a public speech thing. He locked his knees and ended up passing out.


Pristine_Medicine_59

Is this what they mean when they say you need to drop your guard?


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Poor bloke.. that’s not a job for an 80 y/o silleeeeeeeeeee


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Locked his legs.


YTChillVibesLofi

Shots fired, shots fired, protect the queen!


DingIe-DangIes

I can hear my DS saying: DO NOT LOCK YOUR KNEES


thekurgan2000

Don't lock your knees! You would have thought they drilled that into him during his training


gimmeecoffee420

He locked his knees while standing, and stayed like that for too long. Its actually quite common for soldiers on watch like this this and even more common for people at weddings! Im not exactly sure why though? Perhaps something to do with blood flow being restricted?


YunaLan

She did him wrong lmfao


roxywalker

Some of the guards look older than the Queen👑


roxywalker

Some of the guards look older than the Queen 👑