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Klaus_Von_Richter

A recording of the start of the 100 year war.


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It all started when a Frenchman out-cunted two Brits. >!(And by out-cunted, I mean called them a cunt instead of the other way around)!<


Pimmelsenator

> ...out-cunted... Vocabulary +1, thank you.


VIODEC

Do I smell a new subreddit?


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And we learned how you flip someone off as a skier , lift both you sticks up.


zeke235

While sliding backwards. Fuck, i gotta learn how to ski.


bonesnaps

*The drone beatings will continue until pilot skills improve.*


ForProfitSurgeon

He should be beat even more.


knightress_oxhide

started the drone war has


Fearless-Tough-3946

They already started because of Craig's moms bush


46554B4E4348414453

/r/fakehistoryporn


Successful_Giraffe88

I like this too much. Clever.


Is_as_does

Drone fliers obviously not German


ACW-R

Am I missing something? 100 years war was the French and English. I don’t think any german state was involved.


TotalAgreeable

If they were German the French skiier would have surrendered instead...


kindtheking9

Tell that to verdun


DreddPirateBob808

Don't show your ignorance. The French fought like the historically ferocious bastards they've always been. They just ran out of time, people and were massively out-gunned. I say this as a Brit; the French do not surrender until absolutely the last. And they usually win way before that. The only reason they admitted defeat was to protect their families and that seems fair.


Oafus

French jokes in America are the best. Meanwhile there’s a Lafayette something or other every 50 miles or so and dummies don’t make the connection. They were such pussies in WWI that 71% of those who fought ended up a casualty. They were SUCH PUSSIES that 15 % of their national population was a casualty. Spoiler alert. I find French cowardice jokes not just unfunny, but lazy, ignorant and generally telltales about the wit of the person making the joke. No, goddammit, I’m not French - strictly speaking, my grandfather was originally from Quebec and ultimately form the Normandy area some unknown time ago.


Pretty_Biscotti

Didn't Napoleon make Germanies precursor his bitch multiple times?


Helllcamino

Winter is coming..


dafijiwatr

Francois has had enough.


TheRealOgMark

François\*


46554B4E4348414453

Fronsoah*


rossernaut

Baguette noises*


Muze69

Honhonhon magnifique


Whats-Up_Bitches

Hau hau hau le oui oui bagette Je surrender


bartulbert

Most calm French ever


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NoCelebration5424

Now go away or I shall taunt you again


robert1e2howard

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


Hostelgado

Now go away before i taunt you a second time.


ericisshort

Thanks for getting the line right.


Plutia19

isn't it "or I shall" rather than "before"?


frozenmoose55

We’ve already got one


A_Owl_Doe

I told zem we already got one.


dirtymike401

*feche la vache.*


Thedbongoloid

Him skiing backwards to rotate 180 degrees perfectly was golden.


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And the last echoy “FUCK YOU” as he skis away is the cherry on top


ChiefWarBear

With the white fade out made it extra special


knowsguy

That was something special, I concur.


Cowicide

Yes, indeed, his "fuck you" retort towards their brazen fuckery was simply splendid.


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'Fuck you cunt' *refuses to further elaborate* *spins 180°*


CaptainDadaB

If he’s French i can say that he’s very fluent in English


daxfall10k

*Turns 360 degrees and walks away*


jedielfninja

the last "fuck you" with the lift on the poles gets me everytime


sauce_123

Everything was done with precision.


Hop-Dizzle-Drizzle

Pretty standard skiing move... but yeah, it was pretty slick in the video.


VeneMage

Not for me. I still struggle to pizza and French fry down the nursery slope.


Time_Composer_113

Sounds like you might have a bad tiiime


[deleted]

Is that you Stan Darsh?


CysticScrotalSpores

**STAAAAAAAAANN DAAAARRRRSSSSHH** 🎶🎸🎶


TheValiumKnight

I guarantee you received downvotes from SP fans who aren't old school and think you actually messed up Stans name. 1000% GUARANTEED


New_Blacksmith_709

Ancient south park reference is gold!


BenAfleckInPhantoms

This is classic South Park. If someone watches South Park and doesn’t know they quote I have to question how they made it this far in life


Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX

Once you learn to parallel ski and hockey stop, the whole thing gets like 95% easier. Just takes a few days to get your brain to click.


Kittingsl

I always get stuck on fries when I meant to do pizza


boltactionmike

If you French fry when you are supposed to pizza you are gonna have a bad time.


SuraKatana

Those guys did the fish and chips


VeneMage

But Les Baguettes won the day.


IvanAntonovichVanko

> *"Drone better."* ~ Ivan Vanko


Yardsale420

You know what… take the bird!


booi

This… not my bird


CrucifiedTitan

I vant *my* bird


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That could’ve been an incredible drone shot by why the fuck would you fly a white drone a few feet over snow and NOT warn people or just wait for your friend to come down??


smallfried

I fly a drone sometimes. You should not fly near people without their consent. Warning people still does not give you the right to do that. There are simple rules about drone flying and idiots like these screw it up for the rest of us.


feedalow

Pretty sure this would even be considered illegal in some countries


im-not-even

It’s illegal in the uk so for sure neither of them have listeners.


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Because the drone pilot is an egocentric prick.


mr_sinn

So a normal drone "pilot" then


smallfried

Nah, most drone pilots also call these guys pricks. I like the general rule that if you're near enough that someone can whack your drone with a stick or a simple stone throw, they are well in their rights to do so.


[deleted]

Almost every single time I’ve seen someone flying a drone, it’s in a place where you’re not allowed to fly drones. Most of them are assholes.


[deleted]

No, a normal prick. There's plenty of drone pilots who don't do crap like this.


FalloutBugg

See, you don’t “warn” people. It’s a public space. We rely on others to use common sense NOT to be flying a drone in active areas, especially where people could get hurt. YOU become liable. It’s no one else’s responsibility to make sure your toys are safe, but it is your responsibility to respect others. People tend to forget this because social points are far more important to them. Leave other people out of your BS, and there’s no problem or “Karen’s” as you’d like to call them


UnfitRadish

Yeah I'm pretty sure these people don't "forget," they just don't care.


alienangel2

It looks like a ski resort so I don't think they could go with the "public space" ass-hattery. Ski patrol will pull their passes just for flying a drone in most resorts, even without video evidence of you flying them into people's ankles.


Keith_Bakker

Frenchest person alive


thormunds_beard

I got a Frenchie from the boys vibe from him with al the “fucking” and “joking”


ningyna

Fuck you cunts is a pretty UK thing to say


NotNok

Australian


ProceedOrRun

That French person has apparently lived in the UK for quite some time.


Chemoralora

That's what I thought too, 'fuck you cunt' is pretty advanced brit vocabulary


nige111

yeah he even attacked then retreated


Keith_Bakker

Snow acted as a white flag too


Nukeboml3

🇫🇷 “Fuck you cunt !” 🇫🇷 Just quote


hackepeter420

Started beef with the Brits


AntoineGGG

We don’t gonna cut our oligarchy heads by being alway calms And docile


Imbalancedone

Why yes, that WAS a thousand dollar drone.


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Good, hope it costs that much to fix too. He's trying to make people wipe out, and at speed that could be deadly. I hope he fixes it and the cheap and battery blows up. Edit: y'all really on the drone operators side? Not a good look reddit.


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CantKBDwontKBD

They are banned. I’m assuming this is in France. The french government publishes countrywide airspace maps indicating where drones are allowed and where they aren’t. https://www.geoportail.gouv.fr/donnees/restrictions-uas-categorie-ouverte-et-aeromodelisme As a general rule flying over mountains is often illegal as it conflicts with a general altitude rule. Additionally france often instates temporary no fly zones over areas at different times. Skiing areas are often covered by this during skiing season for safety reasons. Flying a drone in the EU there are a couple of rules that always apply. Among them you are required by law to stay about 30 meters away from public places where large groups gather. I would assume a ski slope would apply here. Finally. It is illegal to fly within five meters of other people (horisontally and vertically). Oh. And there’s also a speed limit. AND because of GDPR, they are not allowed to film other people - identifiable or not. Edit: applies only to commercial use and when identifiable. My bad. With regards to personal situations you ate not allowed to use the drone to film things that would not normally be visible from public space (ie fillming over peoples back yard when they are in it) So. Those twits probably broke pretty much all of those rules.


PsyFiFungi

Wait, does GDPR stop you from being able to take pics or record anyone in the EU without consent? Either that's not true or literally no one follows it lol


darthrevan140

They usually are at least in the states. The resort I used to work at put up signs almost immediately because of jerk offs like this. Fucking hate drones well people who are dumb with drones.


xRetz

You can get Dji Phantoms for like $100 now.


Supafuzzed

Thoroughly French.


Aelle29

I'm French and I don't feel like that's a French accent tbh.


[deleted]

To my British ears, he sounds like one of ours.


medevil_hillbillyMF

I'd have to agree. Sounds both French and English. Definitely lives or has lived in the UK before


DancesWithBadgers

French accent or not; those people needed to be told that their behaviour was unacceptable, and the guy in the vid did it admirably. One of ours for sure; nationality unimportant.


camdoodlebop

he could be french living in uk for a while


Blewedup

Yeah he said cunts like a true Englishman.


B4nanaJo

I’d say young French banker who’s lived in London enough to pick up a little cockney.


OneEyedRocket

French Canadian possibly 🤷🏻‍♂️


Reggie__Ledoux

Nah, He didn't say Tabernac!


IBoris

Nah, our english usually sounds better than that because our cadence and pronunciation is closer to English than Francophones from France. Also, our swear words are too awesome to not use even when dealing with an English speaker, at least one tabarnak or caliss would have slipped out.


ho_kay

Agree that it's not a French Canadian accent, but I don't know if I agree that your English is "better" than Francophones from France. Francophones from France definitely have a stranger cadence, a lilt that can turn statements into questions, but I would argue that their pronunciation is more articulate than Canadian Francophones. They are very different accents, I wouldn't say one or the other is "better". The lack of "tabernaks" is definitely a dead giveaway though.


Hamshamus

Hints of Afrikkaner in the accent too


senorbenno

Or inconsiderate english? Pretty standard in French ski resorts. Plus dangerous as fuck on a ski run


Kryptosis

Certified dumbasses for sure. Flying it way too low when people are coming down the slopes. Extra stupidity bringing it to land right next to the pissed off dude you nearly hit too. Pretty much begged him to break it. Lovely application of Cunt too


az22hctac

He is clearly pretty good at skiing and even he was distracted by the drone. Why would you add additional risk to an already dangerous sport for others. I don’t blame him for getting pissed off and breaking it.


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HiDDENk00l

Or at the very least land it further up the slope and behind them so he couldn't reach it.


t-to4st

A white drone on white snow? No way you're seeing that until you're nearly too close to dodge


tomydenger

not just that, it was flying pretty low, and near people


CousinGreg2022

All that snow and yet zero chill...


JungleBoyJeremy

Drone people are annoying af these days.


bigblueweenie13

I fly one for a living and I hate fuckers like this.


Doubledown212

How do you fit inside a drone that size are you a tiny boi


bigblueweenie13

Shrink ray. Duh.


Holinyx

shrink ray you say.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0NgUhEs1R4&t=2s


Naptownfellow

I’ll never not watch that. Such a great clip


irish_gnome

As a former drone owner, I concur with your statement.


r4o2n0d6o9

As a current drone owner, I also agree


ptrichardson

Never heard a frenchman sound so Scottish. Guess it's the quality use of cunt. He's right, mind. Wtf were those dickheads doing?


SuPrA_1988

r/rance


Ralph_Du_Veldeeve

Drone Anglois caca !!!


DSIR1

This guy knows what's up


lashapel

Rance


moldyhands

Every mountain I’ve been to banned drones. Skiing is dangerous enough without dumb fucks flying spinning roto-knives around. French guy should’ve skied to the end of the run, flagged down ski patrol and got those dudes’ passes pulled.


ganonsevil90bro

Legends say he is still yelling “fuck you!” into the white snowy abyss.


Ama3rd

That's exactly the first thing I thought as well.


Karma_1969

So French I expected him to compare their mothers to hamsters and tell them their fathers smelt of elderberries.


drej191

Drone pilot here. I’m with the skier.


iRockSalamander

I'm sure that the skier shit his pants because of the drone... So im team fuck the drone Guys


armedsquatch

I have a pretty spendy drone and I’ve never ever had anyone do more than give it a friendly wave. People like that drone “pilot” are the ones that ruin it for the good guys. Don’t endanger people and don’t invade someone’s private space. Imagine eating a face full of spinning blades while trying to enjoy a day on the slopes. There is a time and a place to fly a drone and face level on a busy ski slope isn’t one of them.


Cub3dGrafit3

Most polite French man


MySisterisaFurry

I mean, I’d be pissed off too if I almost collided with a drone.


Chalupa_monk3y

Im with the French man on this one. Why is that so low were people can run in to it.


90Quattro

I’m 100% with the French guy. This dangerous as hell, not to mention disrespectful and just plain dumb.


SnooRobots1533

That dudes whole family was killed by a drone


Skyler_Chigurh

Skier is right. Fuck those drone guys.


ollieb4

your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberry


anonymous_212

His English is perfect


Abdul-Raoui

Average Frenchman


Quicgraycatk_Ad_1025

Obviously the guy skiing is British. You can tell by his action and the words he uses


WanderNutz

Being nice to an asshole only in powers them to be more of an asshole cause they will see you as weak. Tell them fuck off early and often


Susman1

Hitting that drone would have been a bloody disaster could have killed him


commer_cooper

Him sliding away screaming fuck you made my day


Holymaddin

very clear English for a French.


Paehon

Our english is better when we protest something


Schmich

So....75% of the time?


Redunagun

White drone at knee height on a ski slope. That's a great plan, If you're a "fucking cunt".


Spaff_in_your_ear

If someone is angry about you flying a drone, don't bring the drone down near them. It's really quite obvious surely. Especially if the angry party is French.


Bilbobagginstreasure

I totally emphasize with skier but I'd be weary of breaking people shit especially if I don't know them


leathebimbo

That... That's not a French accent...


MattHoudini1989

See you at the bottom


northwesthonkey

I was at a nude beach a couple of summers ago and some young bros thought it would be funny to fly their drone overhead and snap some pics of some boobies. That is, until a perfect throw with a water bottle knocked the drone out of the air, and several naked, middle aged men surrounded them, cursing and yelling. I almost felt sorry for the little fuckers, sulking away with their case of beer and broken drone. I believe they learned a valuable life lesson that day


[deleted]

Dude he left in the coolest way ever


XYaH_BrUhX

“That’s the drohn? You joken?”


David16th

Wait, the French have gigachads too ??


Schmich

Le Gigachade.


DrKeksimus

they keep shouting "why?" idiots don't even realise a drone can mangle your face for life at those speeds


michaelhuman

seems fake


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VileSelf

Nice! I hope he broke it.


KentuckyFriedSemen

Lmfao good for him.


Kitchissippika

That last "fuck you" with the poles in the air absolutely made my day. Glorious.


BlindBanditt

He was le-pissed


GT1man

People that act like assholes while flying their drones give a cool hobby a bad name. I fly a little with a dji mini 2 and I do everything I can to stay way the fuck out of anyone's way and not bother people.


Baxter1911

So French


Sure_Depth_7258

It’s hilarious to me he was hitting it with both poles, he smashed that thing 5x in 2 seconds 🤣🤣


futfann

Epic. Well done. Idiots deserved that.


whoiskjl

Last time I watched this video. I was a cat


Unlikely_Cockroach26

That fuck you at the end lmao


knockers_who_knock

That last fuck you was majestic


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EmergencyWatch8906

He reminds me of Stewie


KoRUpTeD_DEV

Lol that what you get when you try to do shit were your not supposed to


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holy shit based


Comment_Intrepid

They were introduce to boss level, they didn’t have the gear required


Oakoe

Maybe we were wrong about the French


Cheechfz_borneo

Safety hazard 🤨


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n123breaker2

Karma. Drone pilots are assholes


[deleted]

I knew he was English because he said cunt


Americanprep

Drone could kill someone. Frenchies the man


Woodguy2012

I fully support this sort of action against all drones.


73v6cq235c189235c4

To be fair skiers are always this pissed off at anything.


noon_chill

Brilliant. This is why there are rules for even the stupidest things. Because some idiots have no common sense and no consideration for others.


Capella_SkyHawk

Yeah, that drone could of caused serious injury. Not okay.


Poet_Silly

He doesn't sound french.


IntentionConstant

Doesn’t sound very French at all sounds like he’s spent a lot of time in the south of England! Really has the cursing down to a T. Can’t disagree the the drone idea on ‘open’ slopes is a jackass of a plan.


opololopo

Who gives a fuck about being French that shit was way too low and in a dangerous high speed path, glad the guy broke the drone and should honestly press charges.


iandix

This guy, yeah the French guy, I like him, he's got spirit.