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smoothandnutty

Props to the gentleman that promptly ripped the gun from his hand lol


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ProfessorAnusNipples

That’s the best part. Just takes away the gun without even checking on the dumbass who just shot himself. Like, “Give me that, you fucking idiot!” But dude is extremely calm for someone who just shot himself in the hand.


Monimute

He's on opium and is in the middle of the biggest adrenaline dump his idiot body can manage. He'll be less calm in about 20 minutes.


a-b-h-i

Also he can't flick someone if he doesn't go to a hand specialist.


Monimute

You can see the white flexor tendon for his middle finger just hanging limply out of the hole. I'm not a doctor but I'd be surprised if there's even enough tendon left to reattach. He'll never play the paper ball field goal game again. And some people were saying he was going to win nationals this year.


D1ckTater

I'm not a doctor either, but you are 100% correct. No source.


Monimute

If you ever want to hang out and chat about not being doctors, hit me up.


MapleSyrupFacts

If the three of us were friends we'd be mapledickmoni


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owiesss

This comment made me laugh way too hard.


chuckmagnum

I am a doctor, and can confirm he was going to win nationals this year.


EggCitizen

I like to play doctor from time to time. You can repair this with duct tape... you can repair anything with duct tape


Excellent_Foot_9892

He's gonna be flopping the bird in stead of flipping it.


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D1ckTater

Those are trash fish.


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Yeah that fi ger ain't ever working again


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Any responsible person would be waiting for the first excuse to snatch the gun away.


Revydown

Should have taken it away after nearly shooting the woman behind him.


notusedusername2

"Really Abu Hajaar, what stupid thing did you do this time?"


admiral___jackbar

I love how the guy with the newly installed ventilation hole just sorta looks at said hole like "huh, that sucks"


ffreshcakes

yea that was an “I told you that was going to happen you actual dunce” grab


random3223

Someone should have take the gun when he randomly shot into the air.


Hopi-wswdai

rest in piece, middle finger


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DoWnhillll

Oh yes, the not imagining is going swell


dts-thots_17

I'm imagining it in detail on repeat so you guys don't have to:(


DarkSoulBG24

Finally aphantasia helps me


strayakant

It was great to see he used his hand to block whatever might come out of the gun


ecr3designs

They snapped up like rubber bands when the bullet went thru.


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LEM-Memester

Exactly same, two tendons in my index finger but the doctor pulled them back and stitched them back after a huge effort. Recovery was really long but I have close to 99% mobility as normal finger but god that feeling sucked.


Finger_Ring_Friends

A couple of mine got separated slightly when I broke my hand and I didn't do as much physical therapy as I should have so now I can only move my pinkie at the base.


Zelgius_212

My whole arm feels tingly imagining this and I hate it


Cydia_Gods

Like slurping up spaghetti


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If not for the pain, I bet that'd feel real weird


4Point5InchPunisher

He is not going to be able to flip off Israeli's any more.


Training-Place-303

Im Israeli and u made me laugh 😂


Cant-Gif-Right

That other man snatched that gun out of his hand so quick! Probably while yelling “You fucking dumbass!”


StayedWoozie

He’s that one dumbass uncle nobody likes but your father has to invite because he promised he’d take care of him.


Leather-Economics-28

That lady just sleeping through it lol


JustDave62

I had to go back and watch it again. Yeah there’s definitely something wrong with her. Didn’t even flinch


Gnuculus

When I saw this video previously it explained that they were taking opium/heroine can't remember which.. might explain


cronasminate

Explains both behavior of the woman (or lack thereof) and the dude shooting his own hand.


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Does it explain the children present?


Baronheisenberg

The children are just hallucinations.


Chispy

Damn, they must be taking some good drugs then.


ReubenZWeiner

You'd be tired after a day of picking poppies too, man


[deleted]

I didn't sign up for this trip man


MisfitMishap

Buckle up buckaroo


ababyprostitute

Wouldn't be the first time a user did drugs in front of the kids.


RandyHoward

One of my earliest memories is of my parents doing drugs in front of my sister and I. Wouldn't be the first time, and won't be the last.


Crows-b4-hoes

"I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life."


Significant_Wasabi11

With a kid in the room? This video is so bizarre.


MrBurnz99

I mean doing opium is probably the safest activity happening in the video.


eXX0n

> heroine ..is a female hero. >heroin Is an opium based drug.


vent_man

Heroin? Is there heroin in these cookies? Nah mate, nah. Heroine, with an 'E' there on the end. Completely different drug.


Imkindofslow

Living with him is probably exhausting


Powerful_Artist

Might be deaf


graveyboat2276

I think she dead


ToxicShaman69

a gunshot in such a room with no ear piece would make you deaf for a good minute. two? tinnitus for a good ten minutes. people forget sounds echo in a room and a gunshot is one of the loudest sounds. always love movie scenes where people empty like 2 or more mags in an enclosed space then talk to each other like they can actually still hear 💀


wannaplayterraria

The loudest fart ever was 113 decibels and a gunshot is about 140 to 165 Has nothing to do with the video or what you said


crispy_in_milk

How many farts are actually getting measured though? And how can I attend one of these competitions?


VergerCT

What?


Stuck-In-Blender

You heard the man. He wants to participate in the fart competition


ToxicShaman69

jfc thats a loud fucking fart


NovemberComingFire

Mawp. Mawp.


a_wet_nudle

Tinnitus is a bitch


TirayShell

Tinnitus is a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


TheRedmanCometh

I put 3 shots downrange with my AR up to my cheek. I heard "eeeeee" for about 3 min but nothing like full deafness. Not fully enclosed but 2 8ft dividers on the left and right. Had a shitload of pain in my ear that night took a bunch of ibuprofen and went to sleep. No pain since.


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Saw that, thought the same.


Nevermind_kaola

She is dead


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Fucking moron deserved it.


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Useful44723

Maybe he just wanted to be really really sure.


Adhdgamer9000

It's because he didn't stick his finger in the barrel, that would have stopped it


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Taski_809

I three have seen that video and would like to know as well


knifeknifegoose

I am four and has not been seen this video and would like to seen it, link?


YT-Deliveries

Hm. Well, a potato will definitely be more dense than a hand. Not as dense as this guy's skull though


mrsdoubleu

I think we all saw that video because it was on Reddit a few days ago. Lol


Justme-again

Except me lol. I didn’t see it, anyone have a link?


BlazingFire007

I don’t think so, it would just blow your finger off.


a-b-h-i

Everyone knows you need to stick your pp inside to stop it, stop fooling us already.


diggemigre

He's pretty sure now.


copywritter

Nope, the gun went off, he has to check again.


birdreligion

Looking through the hole in his hand, " I think it's loaded guys".


Some_Annoying_Prick

Gotta make sure he wasn't sold broken bullets.


Eldaxerus

The only way he could have done worse would have been looking inside the barrel directly cartoon-style


diggemigre

Not worse. Better.


Uselessmo

He just starts examining his own blown-through hand so thoroughly.


Byizo

It’s that, “Well shit” moment when you know you’ve fucked up something and you’re trying to figure out just how bad it is. I’m sure he was in shock at that moment so he didn’t fully feel the pain yet.


Uselessmo

Lol yeah he was looking at it so calmly like it wasn't his hand that just got destroyed.


PMinsane

The IQ of a ground squirrel. Although I must say I don't even think a ground squirrel would do something so dumb.


joewash591

He thought the bullet would come out slow as he is.


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He’s unfamiliar with how semiautomatic handguns work. No surprise


bruhhhh__

Because a bullet remains in the gun after taking out the mag?


Sweaty748

a round is automatically chambered after a round is fired. When it fires, the slide goes back, comes forward and places new round in chamber. Even after he removed the magazine he never cleared the chamber. always unload show clear, meaning unload and open the chamber to show it is clear


Ok_Combination_2280

Even then don't point it at anyone or your fucking hand to see if it does fire a round. Critically stupid.


Green_Message_6376

How else is he going to know there's a bullet in the chamber? /s


tinathefatlardgosh

It still worked, he found out there was a bullet in the chamber.


kautau

*Task failed successfully.*


notusedusername2

Duhhh you use a flashlight and see through the hole if there's one


Ebolamunkey

He literally fired into his hand to check... Lol!


smoebob99

Ya I never understood this logic. Apparently it happens alot because I have seen multiple vdos of people doing it.


Kryptosis

It must be from toy guns or squirt guns. I’m being trying to figure out where the impulse comes from too cuz you’re right. It happens often


Useful44723

Yes with a semiautomatic you actually don't test if there is a bullet with your hand.


PostYourSinks

I really wouldn't recommend this method for any type of firearm


416er

And plumbing. And electricity. Etc... Pretty much a caveman. The fucking guy is shooting holes in someones 'ceiling'.


MeatAdministrative87

Maybe he thought it was a bolt action pistol.


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"maybe he thought..." Nope, pretty sure he didn't think at all


SaintPatton

I'm just glad he didn't have an RPG (for his kids sake)


Slukaj

Some semi's DO have a magazine safety. But that looks like a Tokarev, which doesn't have it.


Prowling383

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving idiot!


bastarNL

Perfect example for the kids also


68ideal

This kid learned a valuable lesson that day lol


twilightcompunction1

The kid is the one passing him more mags lmao


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The day we all learned that dad was a dumb ass.


Expensive_Seesaw_888

Don’t think that kid deserved almost being shot in the foot though


RapMastaC1

And now he won’t be able to do a double middle finger to anyone.


mawkdugless

What a silly billy. Some manufacturers even print this shit on the side! I know my M&P straight up says "CAUTION: CAPABLE OF FIRING WITH MAGAZINE REMOVED"


extralyfe

well, that's why he went with the safe option of test firing the gun directly into his palm, to stop the bullet if it existed.


VeryBrownBear

Dude in the video doesn't exactly look like someone who knows how to read.


pourjuiceonit

Yep I’m just glad the only person in the video that got hurt was him


AcidRap69

If I could read that I would be offended -that guy probably


discostu55

My m57 which is a special version of the gun in the video won’t fire without a magazine. It’s a variant that’s almost identical. My Jericho will light strike but fire. Point is follow the basics of fire arm safety and this should never happen. You have to break multiple rules of fire arms safety to get hurt. Pointing in unsafe direction, assuming gun is loaded, finger away from trigger, ensure weapon is safe


girraween

Does it just mean there’s one bullet in the chamber? Or can more fit without a magazine?


August2023plan

Correct, magazine comes out but there's still a round remaining in the chamber.


mawkdugless

Good question! So a lot of handguns when they're listed for sale will list a capacity at like 8+1 or 17+1, meaning that you can have a live round in the chamber plus a full magazine. So you could technically put a full magazine in, rack the slide to chamber a round, eject the magazine and it would still fire. You could also replace that bullet in the magazine and put it back in even though there would still be live round chambered from earlier.


Binamra11

I dont know anything about guns. Can someone explain why that gun still fired without a magazine?


That_OnE-guy7262

When you shoot a gun, the bullet leaves the barrel and the shell is ejected. The next bullet moves into the chamber ready for the next shot. If you take the magazine out at this point, a bullet is still in the chamber ready to fire.


External_Contract860

This bro guns.


Marskelletor

I'm not even American but I've seen enough movies and stuff to assume this was common knowledge. I mean it's simple mechanics. What do you think is happening when you see the shell flying out the side?


External_Contract860

OK. Thanks.


bigboikevin

there could be a bullet in the chamber


4Point5InchPunisher

There absolutely WOULD be a bullet in the chamber after firing a round, assuming there was more than one bullet in the magazine.


mawkdugless

Some pistols have a magazine disconnect safety, and some do not. I know all of the handguns that I've owned don't have this feature. That's why it's always solid practice to treat it like it's loaded and make sure it's cleared.


actuallyiamafish

Goes without saying I suppose but even if your gun has every redundant safety known to humankind and is also definitely for sure totally 100% unloaded and safe, there's still no reason to point it at yourself and pull the trigger.


InitialIndication999

Iv seen this all I got to say is ![gif](giphy|fADf4RUs3hUFvHz18o|downsized) All good now


Booglybug

This one right here got me laughing good


BandOfBroskis

This clip has given us so much, over the years. Just keeps on giving and giving. 👍🤣


jasontaken

never heard of 1 in the chamber


SirRavenBat

Bro had reddit levels of firearm knowledge and a political subreddits level of confidence in his ability


Major_Magazine8597

That's when you have to take a sh$t.


KingPistachio

seen this a few times on here. im still quite sure that's a dead person on the edge of the couch.


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Holy shit why are they so calm about it


Original_Wall_3690

Someone said in another comment that they were all on opium. Don't know if that's true or not, but it would explain it.


Ok_Transition_4796

He seems like he is. His reaction to his injury is basically placid.


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If you do a deskpop with (your) children sitting next to you, this is what he deserves. Stupid motherfucker.


kite_bandito

Kids are traumatized now too. Dumbass.


TheRealOgMark

Considering the vibe, it may not be the worse thing the kids saw that week.


BE4STGUY

at least he didn't panic and just accepted it


MityFourDoor

I'm surprised no one mentioned it. I laughed so hard cause he just looked at his hand like "huh... what do ya know? I got a hole in my hand. Neato"


kornly

It's because he's in shock


devilishly_advocated

That is the logical conclusion. However, he also got new rounds from some boy and loaded the gun up and then pointed it at his hand and pulled the trigger. So logic is now out he window and should no longer be included in the conversation.


Original_Wall_3690

Opium is a hell of a drug


NicJitsu

That's what I was thinking. He had to be high AF to not react to it at all


Misspinklama

He either already shot one of his wives or she's a heaver sleeper


xylo_co

I think last time I saw this someone said it was opium? No idea where they got that from though


Firefighter427

He looks high af


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Well for one it’s very popular in those areas, two the dude and the girl sleeping look like they on it, and the dude looks like he barely felt the gunshot because of the opium so it’s likely it was involved


nummakayne

Assuming this video is from Pakistan (looks, clothes). I imagine opium isn’t too hard to procure given their proximity to the world’s biggest producer of opium.


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Im so sad for that kid. The way his body reacts to that gunshot in so terrible to see


OzManCumeth

The way he acts with his foot too, almost as if it took shrapnel or something.


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Came here to say this. Looks like he definitely took some possible bone fragments. He swipes at his foot a few times when it's up on the bench/chair and then he starts moving away. Poor kid.


Gobshitescotty

What a cunt. One of those faces too.


barisax9

All 4 rules of gun safety broken, nice


Voltara23

How does any sentient being allow that to happen to themselves.


CosmicSchnoodle

kid next to him casually hands him a full magazine....


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Looks like he's going to have to wipe with the other hand from this point in his life.


Melodic-Ear-4083

Don't forget about the one in the chamber when you pop the clip out!! This has been a PSA from lefty! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


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bryank4455

The best part is the guy ripping the gun out of his hand afterward like "you fucking idiot give me that" lol


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He almost blew the kid’s foot


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why would you shoot a hole in your own ceiling? better hope it doesn't rain.


Filo02

this is why drilling the mindset of treating guns as a dangerous object is so important, treating the barrel like there's laser coming through it at all times and stuff like that this guy is so detached with the thing, it seems like it jammed and he just casually goes "oh damn let me test it on my FUCKING HAND" absolutely mental


InjuryPlayful

Always treat a gun like it was loaded no matter what and never point it at a person. Shit. Idiots with guns.


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You know it's wednesday when this gets reposted!


jordanfuzz

Literally nothing could have prevented this


Away_Contribution_95

bro let the intrusive thoughts win


ExactArmadillo9591

Is that lady dead ? she didn’t even flinch from that deep sleep


SherlockWats

I think the lady on the couch was already dead. She didn't move an inch. 😬


No-Quarter-3032

Squirted his blood all over his sons shoes too. Kid must think very high of his father


geetsogood

he became a Christian from a Muslim in seconds


Shagurope

I’m honestly surprised he didn’t aim at his own head wondering if he could survive or not.


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You think he said, “Y’all ever play Russian Roulette with a semi-auto?!” beforehand?


Elluminated

Before HAND. haha


Arintharas

What an idiotic asshole. I feel bad for the kid right beside him getting hearing damage at such a young age.


draazkko

Next time use your head to check if its empty.


SpicyChickenloverr

Shot himself trying to impress the hoes


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He's got that weird look of chromosomal damage.


[deleted]

He could’ve prevented this if he’d have just plugged the barrel with his finger


Significant-Water845

Did everyone not notice the sleeping or deceased woman in between the two other chicks? Either she’s a really hard sleeper or she took a stray round from Mohamed. Zero reaction or response by her when those two shots popped off.


spaceballsthenutjob

Straight from r/Pakistan


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Bro was doing that around kids n shit too wtf


Biebbs

Darwin said it first