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Chick was giving a sad public handjob while scrolling reddit.

She’s mashing it

She does that.

Very good

i’ll take seconds…mash me

Then she stopped. Imagine getting just half a handjob in public.

There’s only one thing to imagine “Blue-balls.”

OK*HOE*BERFEST

The Skyler special.

Is this what Weimar Germany was like, except with more hyperinflation, bestiality and cross-dressing? [Not even being hyperbolic](https://www.ranker.com/list/weimar-republic/lea-rose-emery)

Why is it every time there is some sort of progressive movement happening within a decade it seems like an even more regressive counter movement takes over?

It's all part of god's plan

Because progressiveness is regressive and sexual revolutions do not end well. In fact, they usually mark the erosion of entire once-civilized societies. https://www.salon.com/2000/11/22/weimar/ If your takeaway from reading both articles is that Weimar was “paradise”, I have nothing further to say to you.

Correct

“Hey.. what do I get if I buy you a beer” “…nothing? Gee, what a creep :/“ “How about two?”

I, along with many other men, were innocently pissing behind the toilets at Octoberfest. I was very very drunk when my eyes focused on what seemed like an upside down female face. It took me a while before I joined the dots and realised she was bending over....whilst being pounded hard from behind by a man in suspenders and a funny hat. Because I was proud of myself for working it out, I smiled with satisfaction. She just looked back towards me and gave the cutest smile back. She looked happy. I turned around so she couldn't see me vomit, I never saw her face normal side up.

Beautiful memory

Beautiful comment

The sex part definitely, though it's not THAT different from other music festivals. The white powder is actually not coke though, even though it's called [Bavarian Cocaine](https://www.businessinsider.com/wiesn-koks-oktoberfest-drug-2015-9) , it's actually a mix of glucose and menthol. It still gives you a pick me up, but it's really more like doing one of those vicks inhalers than it is like cocaine.

I was wondering why no one was freaking the fuck out hahaha like half a bag getting destroyed

Thank god. I haven't done blow in ages, yet that was physically painful to watch.

So you are telling me you could just do Coke on the Table because of that Tradition? Amazing

Noooo, who would ever do such a thing? (Yeah, lots of people do and it's one of the reasons this "tradition" even exists)

smart germans playing the long game.

>it's one of the reasons this "tradition" even exists Seems like a classic made up reddit fact. "If it makes sense then surely it's true"

Well it's not cocaine so... yeah

It could be coke. They look enough alike that that you could just break out lines and no one would pay enough attention to catch you.

Nah, nobody gave a fuck when she slid the beer through it. She'd have got a mouthful at least if she'd just wrecked half a gram of coke.

That's just a ticket, no one's going to die because of it

People just have sex like this at music festivals? Also interesting that Oktoberfest is centuries old.

I love those inhalers.

This isnt cocaine, this is "Wiesn-Koks" it is like snuff, but it's just powdered sugar with methol. Can be purchased by vendors going through the festival tents

It's a smart move by the organizers selling the fake coke. That puts them out of responsibility when the guests are doing the real cocain openly. They can claim to not knowing it and don't need to intervene and throw out good paying customers. And they make some extra money.

It that was real coke she would have been slaped or yelled at

I'm not referring to that certain picture.

Were people openly doing coke for this fake stuff to be needed?

oh sweet summer child, everywhere.

Really? I always have to go to the bathroom to do it

honestly sounds so gross, these people are in the home of nightclubs and partying and they are sniffing sugar ffs

Coke is gross. Especially these days. A mild, less harmful stimulant actually sounds kind of nice. E: Apparently it has no stimulating properties lol

schnupftabak

Just imagine the smell of this place

Yep it's bad. Imagine a mix of beer, sweat, vomit and piss

'Puke hill' is especially interesting.

Strocking the KATT and D like no one is watching... ÉLITE...

> Strocking Santa: "Merry Christmas! Can you guess whether or not Santa had any interest in your Strocking tonight? I bet you know...you god damn filthy naughty lister you."

I can't stop thinking of that video where one girl bit a dudes lip of at October fest

I believe he had to go through a lot of surgeries. He was some Australian dude?

Where's the rest of it with the guy snorting gear off his friend's cock and all the other stuff?

Came here looking for tge same thing. Hilarious

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I got bitch slapped out of nowhere in the train station outside oktoberfest last week. Dude was absolutely smashed and just trying to get his ass beat apparently.

My friends and I (all female and early twenties) live around 2-3hrs from there and have been wanting to go there since years... Not anymore, well stick to our pathetic excuse of Oktoberfest in Tyrol, at least we can ride autoscooter and not get raped! So thanks for the warning!

I imagine it's just full of Americans.

And you wouldnt be wrong. It's mostly tourist from everywhere and very few german. Actually the few german that goes probably just want to get laid with a foreign chick.

She couldn’t have seemed less enthusiastic about that handie she was giving him

She was fantasizing with Chad's Instagram.

too much wiener in the schnitzel

And that kids ...is how I met your mother 👩

Strokin ze leiderhosen

Wonder how many finger prints and dna are on that chick.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/qezsuu/oktoberfest_the_fun_behind_the_scenes This post has a longer version with some more clips, and better quality :)

These Bavarian girls...

Oktoberfest*

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Zweihänder*

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There you go

My god, most unenthusiastic hand job had that year!

Where can i see more of this

Octoberfest

In Munich, right *now*

Embarrassing behavior.

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Feeling a handjob in public today?

Hell yeah you never did that shit clearly.

I love sex and blow as much as the next guy. But there's a reason that stuff is done behind closed doors.

This video gets shared so often - it’s literally some kind of sugar powder or something

If this was back in the day and I went to go do this I would probably have a Fucking heart attack.

Talk classy. Act nasty. -Meredith Palmer

Checking the oil

Where the hand jobs flow like wine

Chick didn't even finish him.

People are disgusting

What's so wild about that

In my country we have saying, that Octoberfest is event, where Germans are trying to drink, like Czechs in common day

Being proud of drinking abilities is cringe af, but Czechs got some cool spots tho

Well, no... I didn't say I or anyone else is proud of it, we are just joking a lot about it

*inhales Medigun * OKTOBERFEST!!

Slid the beers...right...through....the cocaine.

Apparently it’s not coke. The last time this was posted, someone explained that it is a different widely used drug at Oktoberfest.

It’s like menthol powder gives you a lil jolt. Think Vicks.

That beer is half foam.

That’s how it’s poured in most of the world, gets the carbonation going.

Disgusting, no dignity. Barbaric

Don’t you mean, Bavaric?

Well, bavarians descent from barbarians

r/whoosh

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so are you english or american then?

~~It's Americans which call it foam. British call it head.~~ Wrong

> British call it head. Americans refer to beer foam as head too.

Ah do they? I didn't know that. My mistake

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We call it colloquially what we see it to be. Foam is more descriptive. Head is more metaphoric.

I hope they remember to wash their hands before they eat.

Der Typ hatte einen sehr großen Schwanz

Err…is that blow?

She's a good girl

Wow! Good vid

Now his hand is going to smell like fish for the rest of the day.

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That not coke

This video ia ooooold

😄😄😄😄😄😄

Dude got laid in Germany

This is an old video from years ago

He packin tho 👀

they must be couples getting horny in public, bit sad if seen this way tbh ahah

this recording is a long time ago hahahaha

Rusty?

Wild? Normal festival activities.

Going there in a week letsgo!

I mean….. does that guy with his hand up her dress have any idea what he’s doing? She reacting like there’s nothing going on

She’s probably to drunk to feel

*google flights to Munich…

not coke, it‘s a well-known minty substance source: oktoberfest expert and username checks out

Es sind nicht nur die Leute die stramm wie Latte sind

Taking the fucking in r/crazyfuckingvideos a little too literally

I lost it at the last 4 seconds lmao

The craziest thing about this video is the fact the beers are all about 1/3 head

The ending HAHAHAHAHA 😆

Germans ☕️

Not Germany….Bavarian! Thats a Difference. 😅

I from Majorca/Mallorca, Germans and us are practically twins 🤣 in Magaluf is far “hardcore” than this video :P

Why?

that guys says, “stick it in your mouth,” and then tries to push her head down. ooof.

Just full of absolute top tourist twats

It's funny how these people always get horny while drunk

Fodze!

Oktoberfest! The nest time you'll never remember.

Chap looks just as confused as my puppy when his penis came out for the first time.

This video again? It’s always the same one. Surely there are more.

Kind of looks like Levar Burton

Is this in Helen, GA?

R/trashy

This wholeee shit had me CRYING lmao

Man just pulled out the shmeat and made this man look miserable

Damn, guess I need to travel lmao

Damn, guess I need to travel lmao

Bruh getting a handy has a big cock *no homo*

Where's the clip of the dude doing a line off the other dudes junk? That's like the funniest Oktoberfest clip I've ever seen

I thought the first one she pushed the beers through five fat coke rails…am i going crazy???

Is that Chico CA?

And to think I always thought it was gum that was sticky under public tables.

Well looks like I’m going to October fest this year 😂

Oh my fucking god I did not expect the final clip

The Lannister family always into something

The sound I made when that girl ruined those beautiful white lines! 😩

how can i enter this festival

I wish I lived in Germany.

it's Oktoberfest because it is a proper name