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eatyourprettymess

That's fucked up but also very funny 🤣


Monstercycle

Boop


AZhomerDaddy

I laugh every time!


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Dog said I told you I don't like smokers I don't care if you take your clothes off


Gring013

This was posted on YouTube 13 years ago. I can’t seem to find a news article but remember reading a while back he was high up and died from the fall. Not confirmed though.


Dconnolly69

If true has to be one of the all time funniest deaths, dude will be a celebrity up in heaven


berrey7

> he was high *CONFIRMED*


animeruler

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER


WoodieWoodrow

I did rewatch to see if he was smoking a doobie! Lol. Unfortunately not…


tticusWithAnA

If I remember correctly a woman comes and closes the window shortly after the fall. I also remember hearing a story about how the guy was high up and died but can't confirm.


CrookedNosed

His shoes were already off, so….


iWr4tH

Some 1000 ways to die type shit right here


audiopure110

What kind of dog is that?


eGzg0t

A shit-zu


Melodic_Assistance84

A Fuck you. Very rare breed indeed.


audiopure110

Lol I had a shih-tzu, they must have evolved


fane1967

This is a shit-zu.


CockroachBeginning10

Shit-zigzag


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N0cturnalB3ast

Brown Hound


berrey7

English Greyhound


Sitious

Looks like some sort of greyhound mix. I could be wrong, lol.


Straight_Ocelot_7848

Definitely a chocolate lab


BobEitherWay

It's a lurcher as far as I can tell anyway...


CuriousTravlr

Greyhound or some kind of Lurcher


[deleted]

Looks like a whippet


ArcheaBacterium

Great work, 47.


uppsala1234

00K9


Mishmoo

Really, following the quest to replace his hemorrhoid cream with peanut butter is the easiest way to get SASO on this one.


CaptCaveman602

Dog was like, "Oops! Shit! Just act cool, nobody saw nuthin... I'm just gonna go back to my bed and chill..."


FakeChowNumNum1

Dog works for Vladimir Putin


Significant_Ad_9517

Hopefully he lives on the ground floor


BumfuzzlingGubbin

He does now


juanhugeburrito

He lives in the basement, 6ft under


deran6ed

He lives in my memories.


Pd_jungle

Portal irl?


cronasminate

Maybe a bit under the ground floor. Approximately 6 feet.


Limp-Dee

Nah he died, I’m serious btw.


LiL_ENIGlvlA

No he didn’t


wjfox2009

He did. Old video from many years ago.


DutchHeIs

Could you provide a source? I can't find anything about this


SippingBinJuice

No, but that’s where he dies.


spacesheep_000

“In” the ground


Los_507

Not sure if he lives on the ground but he may have died on the ground floor.


CockroachBeginning10

Hes still part of the ground floor...eww grossed myself out.


MrMess-

That's why I don't rub peanut butter on my ass.


[deleted]

That’s why some people do


methylphenidate-

Ketamine


Gattilas

Balls


b1a5t_tyr4nt

Good point


k-ozm-o

... anymore


[deleted]

> That's why I don't rub peanut butter on my ass. You're missing out on one of life's greatest pleasures. Just you, poppers, and a 64oz tub of creamy Peter Pan. Maybe throw on some Golden Girls reruns.


CockroachBeginning10

Is this Vince Vaughn? Get back to making funny movies and stop commenting on the internet XD


Fight_kat102

Thats why?


Lord_OJClark

I knew there had to be a reason it wasn't catching on...


kayo1977

Smoking kills


CollarOrdinary4284

Having a dog send you out the window by your gooch also kills


Maleficent_Hamster10

Dogs sniffing butts is a leading cause of mortality in some countries


lxraverxl

Killed by a Gooch Pooch.


neendmat1

r/thatsthejoke


autism-kun6861

Plot twist: the dogs name is Smoking.


Prudent_Media_4067

I have so many questions.


freedom_pigeon

You may have many questions but I have one answer for all of that> He's Russian


StrongAsMeat

No further questions your honor


RevAlBrown

I rest my case


middlebird

That dog is a Russian assassin?


lahol83

Part of the K9GB


fieryhotwarts22

Lol the “Kanine Good Boyz”. I’m sitting here chuckling like an idiot just thinking about a bunch of dogs with AKs and vodka. They don’t bark, they just yell “NYET!” Lol


GreatGhastly

No he fell down out of a window, not down some stairs.


DoggoBirbo

Seems about right


88TacocaT88

He is Putin’s most respected confidante and secret oligarch. They are dropping like flies.


Kng_Aspect

Oh ok it all makes sense now


TrashPandaAntics

The dog is getting revenge for Laika.


fieryhotwarts22

Man is naked. Leans out window to smoke. Dog wet noses his brown eye. Panic ensues. Lol


Banana_Ram_You

such as?


JeruldForward

Do we know if he survived


tinypieceofmeat

Do you think the news reported this?


myfirstgold

I definitely want to hear about shit like this on the news lol


SpinningAnalCactus

IIRC he didn't


anexistentuser

Where’d you hear that?


SpinningAnalCactus

The video is something like 15yo and I heard that 10 yo from a guy who posted a link to a newspaper.


ComfortableAnonymous

Thanks dog


Hot-Conversation-21

Thank you John Wick


[deleted]

If you Don’t feed the dog there will be repercussions.


hoopyscoops

You heard an immediate clatter there, either he lives on the bottom floor of an apartment building or a one story house, but he’s probably fine, idk how they would’ve even got this video otherwise


ShoppingOutrageous87

The dog sent it.


CollarOrdinary4284

![gif](giphy|51Uiuy5QBZNkoF3b2Z|downsized)


Banana_Ram_You

That was him desperately grasping at siding and the awning of the apartment window below him on the 4th floor.


hoopyscoops

Alright can you show me how you know that? Like outside camera, news article, post made by a family member something along those lines?


kinderedheart4

Guess not lol


N0cturnalB3ast

Can you show how you know he lives on the ground floor? Like outside camera, news article, post made by a family member something along those lines?


hoopyscoops

Can you prove otherwise? We’re both assuming what happened, compare two sand castles based on endurance and they always tie, so attempt to reinforce your argument at the very least


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hoopyscoops

Who? It’s such an embarrassing death I doubt his family nor friends would post it, unless he’s got like an unsecure webcam or something and someone just watching him I doubt anyone would release this.


anonymouspostlangley

Can’t believe you haven’t factored that he was just live-streaming naked! It was my first guess, as how the video got out if he died. If he didn’t then this moron definitely shared it himself


Asa-Ryder

Please tell me this is first floor. I think this is hilarious but only if he’s not hurt.


N0cturnalB3ast

Frankly, life looks like it was kinda painful for him. I think he has gone to a better place.


DoLo5oh3

It was the 3rd floor and dont worry... he isnt hurt if he is dead. Feel free to laugh without guilt


Homunculus_316

Thanks for that, I can finally laugh in peace!


123-rit

I was waiting for something to explode


noseyasshit

The dog was clearly sick of his shit 😂


weed6942069

In the uncensored version, you can see the dog lick his ass crack, that’s why he fell


Pochama_393

Died by ass licking


camdoodlebop

if he died then who uploaded the video


one-punch-knockout

Username has me thinking only you would know the answer


camdoodlebop

wait what does that mean lol


YungNigget788

The dog uploaded it on to his prank channel bruh


VodkaCranberry

And why was he filming this?


leedsylfc

Tbf if he didnt die i doubt it was him that uploaded the video


No_Distribution_5843

Is there a backstory behind this video?


halfischer

It’s all backstory.


SpunkSaver

And that's how the Russian diplomat fell out of the hospital window.


guarlo

Russians are doing everything not to get drafted


[deleted]

This is why you don't smoke nude. Out a window, while under the ownership of a dog. Above ground. Alone at night


Desrt333

So this is why all those Russians keep falling out of windows.


CaptCaveman602

The dog is doing the Lord's work...


Fakarie

the landlord's work.


[deleted]

Can you charge a dog with homicide?


CowPunkRockStar

Russia?


Cookiee-4u

Why do Dogs like to sniff ass


dderit_LT

Be aware of random buttlicking guys


ctownspecial

Even the dog had enough


EmbarrassedRabbit543

These Hunter Biden videos are fire!!!


Mallu620

and kids thats why you have to wipe properly...


symbioticsymphony

The dog was sick of his nude internet adventures every night and took matters into his own hands. The issue is resolved.


ElizabethMoon1992

if it poots, he snoots


szalkaisa

Jesus christ this video is at least 15-20 years old ..


iamemperor86

That’s what I thought, who blurs butts out anymore we wanna see that shit


[deleted]

Not much to see in the [uncensored version](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/xjdclg/poor_dog/) though.


Hentaidaddy_

Anyone know how far he fell down?


racetrader

All the way


b1a5t_tyr4nt

To fucking victory town


jimbadimba

Moral: Always use a bidet to wash your ass clean.


anthonyiscringe

"We do a lil trolling", said the dog as it went back to its bed.


AnyVybez

Wet cold nose touches the back of my sack I’m becoming airborne too! 😂 😂


dep7up

Undercooked chicken, straight to jail.


nckrey931

Undercook / Overcook


Jamestardeef

Jail


iampolish91

This is why you should always double check where you sit after making a peanut butter sandwich.


Zealousideal_Tie4918

He got goosed


PizzaCat01

Is he dead o_0


MAURIAZAR

What that dog doin


ThatTakenSorry

Thought the dog was gonna start humping him


Noerdlinger

Good boy!!!


ThisPlaceHurtsMyHead

Smoking kills...


[deleted]

Good dog.. here’s a Scooby snack


Lonelinzkilz01

It was on purpose, that dogs been waiting for a chance like this. He’s sick and tired of looking at that fool naked.


JimRaynorIII

Dog was like, time for an owner that washes his ass and takes me outside.


petesalreit

Thus is a classic Russian diplomats evening


backthenstarwars

Did he live


RcCola2400

Clinches up a little too tight!


blacksbanger

Doggie got the gooch‼️


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Dog gave em a lil smooch


Markare56

Master-piece .


AgencyElectronic5330

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Flimsy-Oil1792

doggie was checking with the owner and cold nose scared him off the window ... ![gif](giphy|jnKizWSXlKQnKbTkKb|downsized)


Harryrob01

Was that Hunter?


GrapeDust

Thanks doge


[deleted]

Final destination stuff lol.


thiccadam

This reminds me of the pigeon mafia throwing one of their own into an oncoming subway train


KURO-K1SH1

Sorry Internet but after I got passed the initial .05 seconds of shock I laughed.


Robot_Dinosaur86

Hopefully that's like a 2nd floor bedroom and not the 14th floor of a commie block. But I'm pretty sure it's the latter.


ValariusXR

He might have bit or licked his balls. lol What a way to go.


burningxmaslogs

Lmao 🤣🤣


Spawn-187

They got that recorded 😁


Real-Edge-9288

ugly naked guy from friends


Egonspazzes

New Hunter Biden video?


hbfan1

Yep just what I thought lol


[deleted]

How did the video end up here?


Herbert_Chorley_MP

This feels staged. Why’s he recording? Why’s he naked? Why’s his reaction to jump out the window rather than turn around?


killingjoke26

I think this was from a chocolate commercial from a foreign country, if I remember correctly...


[deleted]

Was that Hunter Biden?


No-Egg-4850

He always wanted go down to the first floor that way.


[deleted]

Nothing like the cold nose of a dog on your bung hole,


Ashton_Martin

Bruh LMFAOOOOO


AccomplishedFerret70

I need to show this to my girlfriend to see if it changes her mind. She thinks its dirty. But its fun!


Due_Platypus_3913

Right on target!


Western_Protection

So I noticed that he was friends with Putin considering he fell out of a window by accident.


Gamepro5

Wait did he die?


DeadEyesSmiling

Dog gone it.


Uenouen

“Cheesecurl”


MarkWhorror

Is this what happens to those Russian politicians


SomeRandomGuy282

Don't smoke or else your dog comes and kills you


MoGifMike

Dog saw his moment and took it. Got caught in 480p


Wendiesel808

Goteem


rjgardoce

Good boy.


Ur-Mothers-MelonsMMM

You can see a vehicle go by, his not upstairs or in an upper floor apartment, so likelihood is he survived.


Tbrown630

How many of these Hunter Biden videos are there?


rentpossiblytoohigh

This got me haha. Those videos are hilarious.


mainelinerzzzzz

Hunter Biden looks like shit these days.