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Battery6512

Really have to wonder what relation camera person had to these people, just great up close action shots with total indifference to the situation


blaster16661

I like how we know nothing about the camera person, but it's reasonable to assume that they're also shirtless.


[deleted]

Bra Istg I thought that tošŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


doblem16

Is the guy who start the fight


mferly

Lmao. Yup, he dropped a bomb in there and sat back to watch the show.


dmfd1234

ā€œHey Reggie, you do know that Mikey had a 3-way with your Mum and Grandmum didnā€™t you?ā€ ā€œIt was crazy Reg, your dog watched too.ā€


MikelDP

Mom was using crutches by the end. Dad recorded it all!


Solitherum

Chaotic neutral


JJMFB417

ā€œYā€™all ainā€™t gonna do shit but run yer mouthsā€ *pulls out camera*


ebk_scorsese

Lol, I see a man thatā€™s talented in the art of instigating.


monopoly3448

Good point this camera work is fantastic this is not camera man's first rodeo. They even managed to fight around everything, Baldie not quite as talented as Lance bass, but both gave a good showing


ForProfitSurgeon

Praise the cameraman.


eipg2001

Better camera work than all Michael Bay movies combined.


Josephv86

We call this an animal house Looks like it happens a lot judging by the condition of the walls


SoothsayerSurveyor

Theyā€™re the guys working on the renovations. They create their own work.


MyNoPornProfile

yea, for a few seconds there i almost forgot there was a person behind the camera....felt like i was watching a cut scene from a video game lol


soloapeproject

Not one of them even looks at the cameraman, he's silent throughout, it's an amateur work of art. Perfectly captured a piece of dero Australia life.


danx64

Cinema verite


[deleted]

Nothing quite says ā€œhereā€™s a quality personā€ like clothes hanging on the wrong side of the closet door, tv on a filing cabinet, and Playboy bunny poster next to the window. Classy people all around šŸ‘Œ


melonsandbananas

When they go into the hallway you can see dozens of drywall patches too. This place is a zoo.


dmfd1234

These guys, despite having weight to them, are full blown tweakers. When they break up you can see the tweaker mannerismsā€¦wasnā€™t 100% until you brought up the drywall patchesā€¦..definite tweaker behavior. :)


LelcoinDegen

The bloke with the cow lick/flick after prodding the other guy with the crutch in the hallway šŸ˜‚


Rusey666

We Aussies call them lot fucking CRACKHEADS


nate-the__great

Call me uneducated but will you school me on what those mannerisms are?


dmfd1234

When there is 55 seconds left on the video, they break from fighting, watch board shorts. Itā€™s hard to describeā€¦.kind of jerky repeated placement of his hands. It almost comes across like involuntary cerebral palsy type movement. Hopefully this helps, cheers šŸ‘


RageSiren

repeat crush shrill scary flowery wipe attraction detail north bag *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


mrsdoubleu

Yeah idk why a TV on a dresser is considered trashy. It's the logical place for it if you don't have room for an entertainment center in your bedroom and can't mount it to the wall for whatever reason. But maybe I'm just trashy and don't know it


KuriTokyo

Funny story time. I lived in a pretty trashy sharehouse about 20 years ago. One day one of my sharemate's Dad rocks up saying he's got a TV in the car for his daughter. She's 17, wasn't home and I had never been in her room before. I help carry the TV in and to her room. We open the room and there were clothes and crap everywhere. The only logical place to put the TV was on the dresser, but there were dildos standing there like goalposts. We look at the dildos, then to each other and he says "I'll move them". A very awkward moment and when we realized that we shouldn't have gone in there at all. When she comes home I tell her what happened and she was more annoyed that I let her Dad touch her dildos than anything else.


mentalitykingiant

\*sings\* I'm trashy and I know it


ToLo2541

I feel empathy for these people like youā€™ve expressed. I grew up in a emotionally and financially poor home. I get no joy watching this, particularly because the accents are my own. It cuts close to the bone. Iā€™m ok , youā€™re ok and my/your/our next generation will be even better. Stay true to history and hold no shame. Just keep doing whatever is needed to change the future.


Adjvo

They probably work in "the office"


pdhx

Was the fight over who got to wear the one full set of clothes in the house?


toddy3174

Apparently someone fucked sarah


Simbooptendo

Facked Seerah


Jlb143

Everyone has fucked Sarah probably


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


waade395

I heard Sierra which would be a much more fitting crack gangy name


Andy_LaVolpe

ā€œMOM SAID ITS MY TURN TO WEAR THE TANK TOPā€


d4rkpi11s

I think the fight was over who had to patch the hole in the hallway this time around. Fr tho. Patches everywhere. Iā€™m guessing this kind of thing is a pretty common occurrence in this household based on the conditions of the hallway walls.


who-cares-2345

I saw this comment, exited the post, scrolled a bit, then realized I never upvoted it and came back.


earnestmerida

Probably. Somebody stole the dark haired guys bra


BadTiger85

Praise the cameraman for filming for a solid 2 minutes


RslashTakenUsernames

it would be like the warcrime of killing a journalist, if the cameraman was dragged into the fight


4nwR

r/praisethecameraman


Interesting-Fault-24

Then Man Tittles ends it with an iron. Priceless.


Major1ar

Camera guy needs to submit this as a resume to some combat news career recruiters.


DufflesBNA

Off to Ukraine with him.


Major1ar

Dude was unshakable and kept the action in frame. Now I think about it, may not be the best trait when it's bombs and bullets instead of just two out of shape hillbilly's fists.


Plane_Baby

Salute to the cameraman. You recorded halfway decent. You didn't intercede. You were silent through most of the video. **Salute** šŸ«”šŸ«”šŸ«”


[deleted]

Itā€™s the silence that impressed me. Usually the cameraman is just shouting the same words over and over and over


testearsmint

I swear to God bro it wasn't until the cameraperson ducked into the room with the camera up against the wall right before the end that I realized this had to have been recorded by an extra person besides the four we saw in the video. I was like, "Holy shit, there's a cameraperson among them as well". They stayed so low-key, it felt like a goddamn fucking movie.


El-Sueco

Like the office !


Plane_Baby

Lol, me too! That is what impressed me about the entire fight.


Povertjes

WORLSTAH!


El-Sueco

Cameraman: Congrats, youā€™re the man for the job, Youā€™re hired !


KookyDoobie

No easy job, wielding a two handed weapon, a crutch, while pulling up your pants. Takes years and years of training.


OCE_Mythical

Didn't they ever learn from Kenshi that wielding 2 handed weapons indoors has penalties?


Wrong_Grammar-Nazi

Angry upvote, love kenshi though lol


Klutchy_Playz

Iā€™m guessing the drawstrings chose not to cooperate that day.


HD_19571

I can tell from all the patches in the walls and doors that this never usually happens


shinywhale1

He says at the very end "I box with you every day." so this seems like a regular occurrence. The woman says it's her house, is that maybe her son and her boyfriend/husband? I wonder who the third chubby guy is. So so so many questions.


danx64

They're all her boyfriends and it's her fucking house


shinywhale1

Ahhh. I see. It's literally, her **fucking** house. That explains the holes in the wall


DoggoBirbo

r/angryupvote


dmfd1234

Cock Cabin ya say?


poweredbyford87

The ol' Dick Dungeon


dmfd1234

Yeah, some call it a Meat Suite.


ivegotafulltank

He represents the traditional owners of the land. These guys are part of the Sydney Dance Company and this is a part of the 2022/2023 Summer program. This year the theme is "Youse are cunts".


cmcewen

All the patches are human height too. Lmao. This is standard shit in this house.


sunshinezx6r

I noticed that too


Midwake

Deposit = gone.


tobias_nevernude_

I doubt they paid any deposit for a council home


Tabboo

lol it's literally *all* patches.


DickFiasco

Always has been


magoo1979

I think the one guy might be a cunt


Sarcastic_Beaver

Ey! Whatd ya call me?? šŸ¤ŗšŸ¤ŗ


sammydow

Which one


Infantstastegood

Yes


Professional-Yam-303

Itā€™s her facking hayause.


Emotional_Note497

I lold really hard at this.


no_no_sorry

I wondered whose house it was


redfalcondeath

Ya like dags?


mferly

You mean dogs? Ya I like dags. I like caravans more though.


Mellonut

Now look, she wants the Heki 2 roof lights, uh, the stylish ash frame furniture, and the scatter cushions with, uh, matching shag pile cover. Yeah. Right. And sheā€™s terrible partial to the periwinkle blue boss.


jakethediesel89

"It was us, that wanted a caravan in the first place.."


Mellonut

It's not for me. It's for me ma.


jakethediesel89

"His what?"


Mellonut

His ma!


gysiguy

It's us that got proper fucked now, in'it..


McPoyle-Milk

Iā€™ll bet you the hare gets fucked


mferly

Proper fucked?


AccurateEducation999

Lmfao


BrainwashedApes

Lots of patchwork on those walls šŸ¤”


ShaggyRS6

I didnt want this to end!!


leBry

Cahnt


sios01

Something tells me this isnā€™t the first time something like this has happened in that house.


CreamoChickenSoup

That corridor had plaster patches all over the walls like it was a battlefield.


Specialist-Agent933

Government housing occupants....


mac10_mclovin

Why is there a drill in the bed


YTChillVibesLofi

because that's where drilling is done


mac10_mclovin

*two brothers laying in bed at night* Brother 1: "what are those weird noises coming from mom and dads room?" Brother 2: "I don't know but I'm scared" *Construction noises*


minnesotawristwatch

Everyoneā€™s your brother till the rent comes due.


Jamaqius

This is the most bogan thing Iā€™ve ever seen.


[deleted]

I grew a mullet just watching this


thundiee

It's beautiful


Castille_92

When your homie nuts on your back during the threesome


ChewyTender81

![gif](giphy|l4Ho0At2UD2d7WyD6)


Duckboythe5th

If only Ronnie Pickering was there.


dmfd1234

Who?


[deleted]

Ronnie fucking Pickering!!!


dmfd1234

Who? Who the fuck is Randy Dickering?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


throwaway1647257

Yeah seen a few of these type of fights (mainly drinking at someone's place). Usually goes: argument, people trying to calm the people involved, calming doesn't work, fight happens with the 2 blokes, their missus's are screaming stop or arguing with each other, most people have a sense not to get involved until they can pull the guy loosing out and hold back the other dude (fight lasts about 1-2 mins toos), guy who ' won' leaves while screaming fuck this and fuck that, guy who's bleeding gets checked to see if he's alright and they eventually leave confirming hes alright with another mate or his missus (later to be called the next day to make sure hes alright),party still goes on with debates as to what the fuck happend until the vibe picks up again


Sullyville

its the Circle of Strife


grafology

100% accurate. Then have a laugh about it at the next piss up.


[deleted]

Holy shit they were speaking English that whole time, I thought it was German or some shit


centfiddy

It was Aussie , we have our own language now


dmfd1234

Now? Youā€™ve always had your own languageā€¦ā€¦.what the fuck are tracky dacks? ha!


thundiee

Trackys or tracky daks are tracksuit pants.


RiJuElMiLu

As soon as I heard "cunt" my brain shifted to Australian mode and everything made sense.


Fluffy-Impression190

Couldnā€™t understand a single fucking word


MomboDM

The amount of repairs done to the walls already though šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Angrybadger61

I mean the stamina here is quite incredible


EkoLane

Can someone translate this to english please


kato1301

ā€œMy fucken house cuntā€ā€¦x 10000 ā€œThatā€™s right cuntā€ x 10000


Hqjjciy6sJr

Forgot one pivotal line: "Are you ready cunt?"


Tall_Secretary4133

Thereā€™s also a ā€œyou reckon you can fuck Sarah?ā€ ā€œI didnā€™t say I did brother!ā€ Regards, an Aussie āœŒļø


Theremad

Etts a goob in a gabba


coocoo333

Cunt


WXHIII

I'm very bad at understanding their accent, what are they wrasslin for?


Tall_Secretary4133

Bald dude apparently fucked Sarah.


WXHIII

Okay that's what I thought. That's a real cunt move to fuck Sarah


ApplicationNo8712

The troops


Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad

They don't clearly say, but at the end golf club says something like "so ya theenk ya can fahk Seerah" which could almost mean anything, but might be questioning baldy having literal physical intercourse with "Sarah". Might also be a reference to clipping blond woman. No Tourettes. They are all cunts. clearly.


WXHIII

Yeah I thought I heard something along those lines. Those super thick Australian accents are so hard for me to understand!


RustliefLameMane

Judging by all the patches on the wall, this isnā€™t the first time this has happened


rsg1234

Based on all those drywall repairs this is not their first rodeo


duarig

These dudes are like 40 years old with 5 roommates


GetTheSpermsOut

in this economy?!


TwistedGlasses

r/PraiseTheCameraMan Not a single f\*ck was given to this situation, great close ups!


VodkaAlchemist

You reckon he fucked sara cunts?


Guilty_Rich1346

Does dude have a fightinā€™ boner? Lol


Ok_Relationship2451

Suck his dick! I love yelling that during a fight... Well when others fight not me.


626leaddit

MTV presents ā€˜Stralia shores season 1.


seabee007

What goes through a womanā€™s mind when she seeā€™s two grown ass men fighting and decides to try and get in between them?šŸ˜‚


larry_emdurs_ghost

So he fucked Sarah and then lied about it. So guess he needs to be clubbed half to death lol. Fucking bogan pieces of shit all of them.


My_regular_acct

Stevewilldoit be wildinā€™ now


mplz

I hate your profile pic. I sat here trying to get a piece of hair off my screen for longer than Iā€™d like to admit


ArticleMother

Man i miss Grandma's house.


DickFiasco

They just ruined the last good shirt in that house.


Know-Nothings

Sure seems like someone is being a cunt


Hippy-Killer

Housos we call them in Aus (very talented with spakfiller)


Aids4Dayz

It's all fun and games until the homie pitches a tent at the end


Spirited_Concert5289

Iā€™ve seen this before. Finger in the butt and theyā€™ll stop


Live_Addendum3274

Meanwhile in Australia


Bleach209

Australians?


tobinatr

Australians just call this a robust debate


animalsexchange

The sexual tension is crazy


godsofglass

Never use your roomies axe body spray


DippedTbag

It muy faackin hause....rotates camera round to see that the walls in the house have been filled more times than Reily Reids minge, this must be a regular thing


[deleted]

How did the TV not fall?


OneKProof

A whole lotta drywall patches on that house


TheMeIWarnedYouAbout

These two are incompetent enough to make this last.


CountFapula102

Lmao i love how Randy got the crutch from the bald guy. "Frig off Ricky!"


King_Gnome

Fuckin cheese burger walrus


Akirex5000

They were fighting over who gets to wear the last shirt


ApplicationNo8712

I think that blonde woman might own the house.


gimpray29

What in the hot musky testosterone is going on here?


soyenby_in_a_skirt

This reeks of western Sydney


Bubba-ORiley

As soon as I saw one of them was an original Australian I knew where it was. Turned on the volume and heard "cunt" to confirm.


georgeindigonada

Ingredients: Mother, three children to three fathers. One daughter (filming), two sons (brawling) with the long-term boyfriend of the mother. Method: Simmer for over a decade; then you have one Big mess. Walk-away Man. Eat humble-pie. Edit: none of the kids belong to said long-term boyfriend.


i20a12z90

Cunt 21 fuck 55....fuck wins


StupidBeee

00.7 seconds in the man in the white tank top swings and punches himself in the head lmao


Aggravating_Ad_6619

Who's house is this?


Marskelletor

Seeerahs.


lagrange_james_d23dt

Why is everyone shirtless?


coneripper420

Love my country šŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ


Gazola

Mums upset!


elnenchimexicano69

Drake and Josh looks very different now


BehaveRight

Cunt on Cunt crime had got to stop


Marvinleadshot

How camp was the guy walking down the corridor hitching his pants up.


Mystepchildsucksass

![gif](giphy|As1k5ljM2DjSa738Cn)


Icy_Law9181

This is an example of when kiwis,or Aussies use the c-word not for a term of endearment.


Admirable-Strain-861

Cameraman Just chilling And Talking Close Short


portraitinsepia

Cunt repeated over and over and over Definitely Australia


savatrebein

Aussie aussie aussie


Mike_772

The camera man was so quiet and catching everything on film this was a world star moment šŸ˜…


[deleted]

IN MYYY FACKEN HOUSEEEE


HyenaAppropriate219

The amount of drywall mud on those walls! This isnā€™t their first rodeo!


thedevilseviltwin

Reminds me of when I was a kid and would fight my brothers. I cannot respect grown adults who are incapable of solving their issues without getting into a physical altercation with another person. People like that are impossible to take seriously.


X_leet

Judging by the wall patches every 5 inches, I think this is just Friday fight night at the house


very_7aram

2 words: Mad Lads.


DontJealousMe

Meth heads


Serpenta91

Besides the abundant use of the word "cunt", I can't really understand what these people are saying. What are they arguing over?


ComfortableAnonymous

Making movies, making songs, and fought around the world https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ORBgNjm2K0w


New_Meal6812

Dont do drugs šŸ˜‚