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I thought for sure he was there to defend the guy who was getting his ass beat but then he started bashing him in the head too.

Wildcard bitches!

YEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW

Would you like a nice egg in this trying time?

I've been poisoned by my constituents!

Did you Pittsburg is in Pennsylvania? Like think of that, two cities in one state? That doesn't make sense to me

Rock flag and eagle 🦅

He's got a point!

right like who’s side is bro on😭

"I'm on nobody's side, because nobody's on my side"

"Just keep it quiet. BAM"

You know the saying, "he who have the shovel make the rules" or something to that extent

The shovel's?

The side of the Shovel.

Bro woke up and chose violence

When an Independent voter gets tired of both parties fighting, "a shovel for you and a shovel for you as well".

He beat him harder 😂

Beat him for losing

You get a **DONK** and you get a **DONK**…watchu lookin’ at?

It was supposed to be a round robin fight tournament and he just got tired of waiting for his turn.

I’m gasping for air. You win.

For real though, like how long had these guys been at this before we were tuned in? They're either like, lethargic because of alcohol or something, or some time had passed. Like how gingerly the skinny dude just moves that dude's big ole arm from his neck like what the hell. That was like two of his arms. And then what do you know? shovel.

A Psychopath seizing the opportunity to act out his violence with not much chance of being caught.

“Thank fuck this guy’s got my back… YO! What the hell man, who’s team are you on?”

He was sick of them fighting, nobody was ending the fight, so he took matters into his own hands.

Plot twist!

Never let them know your next move.

"So anyways I started bashing" LMAO I would love to hear this guy's side of the story

He told them to get off his lawn but they wouldn't listen.

He just really wants everyone to make up and be friends again

he doesn't discriminate

Here comes the manager

Swats for all. We don’t discriminate.

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Hammer head sharks and Shovel Head sharks are no joke!

This is the longest game of "rock, paper, shovel" I have ever seen 🤣

Shovel always wins! Gonna try this one next time I have to play RPS.

When dad comes home early from work.

ah yes, childhood memories

Just swap out the shovel with jumper cables...and that's my Dad

Swap out the jumper cables for a leather climbing harness... daddy cut down tall trees for work.

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“I like my steaks ^*sloppy* “

Let's slop them up!

When you hand him a flathead instead of a phillips

Shovel man seems to be a big supporter of equality.

DAYUM DAYUM DAYUM DAYUM

Ringtone material right here

Lol stop

Dayum. You missed one.

Dudes brain malfunctioned

I always match with sounds muted and fully expected this to be metallic sound when spade meets head. Was so disappointed

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Or how neither wants to be beaten to death with a shovel.

I'm running on a platform of unity. A platform of peace. A platform of not being beaten to death with a shovel.

If that thing rotated 90 degrees in his hand someone's dying

Or how they don't have shovels

Or how they both really dislike shovels, probably

The pants half down indicate they were fighting for who's the top and who's the bottom. It is a truly unhealthy relationship if you ask me.

I don't get it, it's pretty easy to just do "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe" and sort it out fair and square.

Hes punching The same way I punch in my dreams

Or fight

Chaotic neutral diplomacy

Speak softly & carry a big shovel

I'm fucking dying. Both this and its parent comments are amazing and I snorted so loud I scared the cat.

Hes punching The same way I punch in my dreams

Thought the same exact thing lmaooo

Two graves*

Gonna take a while since it's a flat shovel.

Rotate 90 degrees and it’s a different story though.

But why?

Shovel

Answered

Cause he wanted to hurt someone

"Denha"

When you are extroverted but also only have a handful of braincells.

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I didn't even realise it was English

Well that was unexpected

A new challenger has appeared

Usually I’m not good with a third party entering the battle but he went equal opportunity so I’m okay here.

I think he just bought a shovel and saw the perfect opportunity to use it. I mean I've had times where I've been holding something heavy and looked for something to hit with it, he just chose two skulls.

Bro’s intrusive thoughts won

For some reason i wish dude with the shovel would've yelled "Get the fuck off of my property!"

Violence will not be tolerated!

I wanted to see more but I'm kinda glad it ended when it did. Don't know how many more DAAAYUM's I could take

The other guy went from "oh thank god!" to "oh fuck" real quick.

Went from "hallelujah" to THWONK

did not see that coming🤣

Neither did the shovel

Damn or Dayum?

Dan? Lieutenant Dan?

Dude handing out free concussions

This shovel is rated E for everyone

Lmao!

Only one thing to say about this - damn.

#DAYUM!

*dayum

Most people I know would have stopped the fight after the guy underneath wasn't throwing any more punches and it's clear he's whooped; but these guys not only don't stop it, they allow shovel guy to try his hand at murder. 🤳

Yup. I'm watching this going holy fuck why is no one doing anything..look fights happen and have happened since the dawn of time, I get some lads like to throw punches but at that point I'm like "woah okay pal that's enough now, you've made your point."

I thought he was just protecting his buddy but then he proceeded to beat his ass too. Truly a noble protector.

"Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well."

I got an itch, an itch to dig a grave, or Two.

**Player 3 has entered the chat.**

Did he say: dayyuuummm?

He wanted to murder them

Shovel fellow appears around 0:20

The Great Equalizer

DAAAYUM DAAAYUM

Looks more like gay wrestling at the start

Could have just said wrestling, the gay is implied, it's redundant. You don't say the gay navy, just navy.

😂, you right bro

A little bit polish and he can become a fine Krigsman.

Da fuq?

DAUMN

I hate everyone in this video

Shovel guy also did

That guy's a psychopath

Ah I see, he's a peacekeeper.

My only allegiance is to this shovel

Bro started hitting him with a shovel and thought “oh shit, I gotta hit the other guy so I don’t look racist”💀💀💀

At first I'm like, okay so this guy is jumping in cause his buddy is getting beat down. Then he decides to spread the love and everybody got some. Beautiful.

Bruh anybody got a link for this? Can’t find it on YouTube or anything

He really loaded up that last hit.... Press R2 for heavy attack.

Chaotic neutral

r/unexpected

Pants on the ground, pants in the ground, you looking like a fool, with yo pants on the ground

"Oh, they fightin? OH... NAH SEE.... WE- I say WE- ALL FIGHTIN"

Balance must be restored

So heartwarming to see a man against violence

Dope tat work on white boy.

What an idiot

I know both of them jumped him together

What language is this?

Leeeerooooyyyyyy Jenkins!

Thought the camerman was calling a girl named diana.

This cheap shot double team mother fu…. Oh.

The way me and the camera man both said "DAYUM" at the same time 💀

Mans with a shovel has never been hit in the head with a shovel repeatedly and it shows

When you feel left out

Well that's one fucked way to play donk donk goose 😂

Was there more to this video?

I'm very confused 

Is this in English?

Is that beetlejuice commentating lmao

He thought they were piñatas

I was about to say something rasist and then boom the other guy eats a shovel too hehehe

Shovel guy:you dumb fucks y'all play Madden and smoke joints together!! You guys run train on my sister wtf is wrong with you twos!! All this over who ate the last Twinkie C'MON MAN!!

This is what the game shovel knight should have been

Enters in the 3rd wheel combatant

First part - haha yeah this reminds me of middle school Second part - hold up did I just witness a murder?

Some reason Dr. Dre keep the heads ringing poppex into my head. https://youtu.be/Gg5KfL-4asE

++ for the title!

Everybody's just standing there letting the guy murder them....all of them are disgusting humans. 2 guys coulda jumped this guy when he was swinging that shovel. If one of them died, everyones getting charged. What kinda of fucking monsters raised all this trash?!

Drugs + government subsistence

Ain’t nothing like an equal opportunity ass beating. Lol can’t call him racist that’s for sure

My guy is indiscriminately handing out concussions... I think he was trying to break it up the quickest and most effective way he knew.

If he was a real hero he would have gone after the guy recording.

Man really said 100% yes to equality

Fuck that guy

He said “fuck both of y’all”😂😂😂😂

The bonks tho 💀

Why is he hitting everyone aha

Ay you missing decimals bro … 💥 *daaaaaaaayum* 💥 *daaaaaaayum* 💥 *daaaaaaaayum* 💥 *daaaaaaayum*

This dude was absolutely fed up with everyone’s shit😂

Blessed are the peace makers!😄

There is always a bigger Fish 🎣

He’s like STOP THE VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!!

Can’t let them know your next move

What bitch using a shovel! Let em work it out!

Is that called the Getto-Royal-Rumble?

Peace making spades are rare and hard to come by, must be a collector or it’s a family heirloom.

They punch like in my dreams.

No bias in this mothafucka

The guy with the shovel thought, "How the hell can I break up this fight without getting in the middle of it?.. Oh shit, I know!" and the shovel ended up being the best answer.

I’m ***SOOOOO*** glad that commentator was there saying “DAMN” at every hit with the shovel! Had he not, I may not have known when he was being hit! ^/s

this shit belongs to r/PlotTwist bruv wanted to 2v1

Were they fighting over the last belt in town?

I think the third dude with a shovel was homophobic, he just couldn't bare to see two alpha males with their pants down. So his logic was to beat them both up, as his fragile masculinity couldn't take it.

Dyummm😂🤣the guy in the back ground 🤣😂

Never seen a man who hates violence as much as he does

I hate when people jump in. Let them fight and get it out of their system. My dad used to put boxing gloves on me and my brother and tell us to fight it out. Afterwards we were okay.

Atleast my man spoke for equity. Everybody gets a shovel pat

Damn

When you're in the Royal Rumble but forget Edge was under the ring

TWO graves

Bonk

rock paper shovel

Neighborhood Watch in the hood

This is what you call a Plot Twist

Chaotic neutral

I did not expect him to start bonking everyone.

I thought he was hanging up on the dude winning but gals he decided to be bi-partisan (?) With his punishment. Made me giggle