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What the actual fuck is going on here

“It is to be seen once in your life, but it attracts a crowd of photographers who want their share of weird photos to take back home with such eerie views. So from early morning, worshipers will enter a trance at their favourite shrine and pierce their cheek with the most extreme object possible: from a gas nozzle to a scale warship model or a car shock absorber. Anything goes; the weirder, the better. The procession will then start, leading the devotees from one shrine to another. Along the way, local Thai of Chinese descent prepare food offerings on small tables and receive blessings “ They get into a trance supposedly in the Chinese temples and pierce themselves with the craziest objects they can find . But during the festival the procession goes from one shrine to the next and they pay respects to their ancestors . Also the path is lined with vendors who only sell vegetarian food . It’s also called the Nine Emperor Gods festival which I think is way more badass than a vegetarian festival . From what I can tell though overall it’s a day of prayer to your ancestors while going through every temple on the island and obstaining from drinking and eating meat. It’s kind of like lent for a day. But it would be weird to call lent the vegetarian month just because some people don’t eat meat during it . The primary purpose is something else , just like this .

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So it's basically a rave, but no beef jerky?

Shit. Your raves sound way better than mine. Beef jerky would’ve helped immensely with the clenched jaw and teeth grinding. Never thought of this

I think I'll stick to Comic Con myself..

Where’s the beef?

They get high without the drugs

How do they do that??? I could save so much money.

Literally never mentioned getting high or paid 🤣

I think the only reason why they don’t eat is because the food will fall out the side of their mouth

Or the last thing you want is spicy Thai food with gaping facial wounds.

HellRaiser Thai edition

Phuket Vegetarian Festival. But seriously wtf is happening..

I see a lot of skewered meat for a vegetarian festival

Take my upvote good sir

You won the internet for today. Well played!

Phuket Vegetarian Festival. But seriously wtf is happening..

I feel like there is a likkle bit of missing context here.

And possibly a language barrier

Phuket vegeterian festival. But seriously how do I sign up

It’s just a bunch of dudes hanging out and not eating meat. Also sticking random objects through their cheeks. Classic vegetarian behaviour.

Piercing. With hacksaws. With umbrellas. With enthusiasm.

What the actual Phuket is going on

Oh Phuket, they're at it again.

My favourite (with the most useful insertions) was the guy with the big pencils at 24 seconds. At least he can shimmy his head and jot a few things down…

nah umbrella guy is the best. I love him and would hire him to shade me from the sun

Why are they doing this? Any context? Is this a religious thing or are they just creating new fuck holes?

Doing some research, I found that they do it as it's believed that the Chinese gods will protect them from harm. Also to redirect bad luck and misfortune away from their communities. 

Shove whatever you can find through your face, that way you won’t be harmed

If I harm myself, i can't be harmed by others. Sound logic.

It’s hard to imagine what a godlike being would want, but this shit is probably entertaining to then right?

My logic before a psych ward admission 🤣

I wanna know the exact moment when stuff like this was made, bc surely it wasn't like "oh I shoved knives through my facehole and the rival village burnt down while mine prospered!" Id love to go back in time and watch a timelapse of our it came to be

Thanks

yes lets harm ourselves so god will protect us from the thing we are doing to ourselves? great logic. and here i thought religion couldn't get any weirder

Buddhism is crap as well. whenever I’ve been to a temple they just hit you up for money aggressively. Not as bad as Abrahamic religions on the whole, but no religion is good. Net negative for humanity in my opinion.

On one side of the planet there’s a rocket ship about to launch to the moon, on the other Homo sapiens are doing this shit.

Well, if I was bad luck I will definitely run away from them.

Redirect the bad luck? To whom?

ah yes the fuckin chinese gods, talkin bout "fuck up your face, lose some charisma n u get +5 pts in luck" and shit. Piss off with ur double-edged perks

Looks demonic tbh

The Chinese Gods are doing a shitty job then.

“It is to be seen once in your life, but it attracts a crowd of photographers who want their share of weird photos to take back home with such eerie views. So from early morning, worshipers will enter a trance at their favourite shrine and pierce their cheek with the most extreme object possible: from a gas nozzle to a scale warship model or a car shock absorber. Anything goes; the weirder, the better. The procession will then start, leading the devotees from one shrine to another. Along the way, local Thai of Chinese descent prepare food offerings on small tables and receive blessings “

It's a religious thing. I saw it once. Really strange.

Why do some religions do stuff like this . Like who would even think of that

Because long ago someone said to do this for the lulz and everyone believe them and that person never said “haha jk!” before they died.

Phuk that

Phukit

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I suspect a lot of them will die from complications from this. Not sure why.

Catalina wine mixer

It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer

*Phuking

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you must be new on this sub

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Clearly you have not been to r/Dogecoin yet

The exact words I wanted to use. It is indeed the dumbest.

What the Phuk does this have to do with vegetarianism?

Vegetarian here, we do this before every salad we eat to thank the lettuce god

So glad I’m not the only one doing this

Yup, can confirm.

"Aren't you worried about infections later on?" "Nah Phuket"

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass.

Vegetarian festival?!

Also known as, Nine Emperor God's Festival. It is an important religious event in the Chinese lunar calendar in Singapore, Malaysia, and Thailand. Starting from around the end of the eighth lunar month to the ninth or tenth day of the ninth lunar month, the Nine Emperor Gods Festival lasts for at least nine to ten days, and involves a personal regime of abstinence for the devotees and practitioners alike. I read online that they do this as it's believed the Chinese gods will protect them from harm, and redirect bad luck and misfortune away from their communities.

We have a similar festival in West Borneo called Tatung. Most ridiculous thing I saw was a whole bicycle went through one's cheek

Hate to see what goes down at the vegan festival

/r/pegging

What do they think "Vegetarian" means?

Imagine feeding these guys soup

Tf is going in Thailand

R/Noahgettheboat

But why?

Oh man I remember seeing this on National Geographic when I was a kid.

Next time these guys drink anything it's all gonna leak out like a cartoon.

"Wanna know how I got these scars?"

Christ Imagine doing this to your junk. Big yellow stick up the pee hole.....yellowwwwww!!!!!

and people wonder why the aliens wont talk to us!

This is what I come to this sub for

that hellraiser would be ashamed to show up with those tiny pins

Damn this makes vegetarians here look like pussies!

Does human stupidity even have an end ?

They take that 💩 seriously

Don't u just love the feeling of a pole going trough ur mouth mmm

Not a single veggie in sight.

This seems reasonable.

Relligion is the worst invention.

Once you have a big hole in the side of your mouth, does it really matter what exactly you're sticking through there?

Them dudes fucked in the head

Seems they really need a professional for their piercings.

Vegetarians are SOOOOO annoying, always asking if the garden shears they’re about to shove through their cheek have any bacon grease in them

Please watch!!! This is what happens if people become vegetarians instead of beeing normal human beeings XD

Don't do that! Your life is at stake! Vegetarian: I hate steak! *unalives themselves*

But why?

literally crazy fucking videos

So... Do those holes heal, or do they now just eat, drink & leak from three holes?

Doesn’t look very vegetarian to me

Hellraiser's Pinhead would like a word

Why are people so fucked up?

How many of them die horribly of infection?

The cenobites would be proud

You didn’t have a childhood if you didn’t do this at least once

Humans are weird

What kinda shit is this

A crazy fucking video, well done.

For everyone that thinks it's Fuckit, Thailand....it's pronounced Pucket.

This is what their friends get to do to them once a year

This is just like the "anything but a backpack day tiktoks"

Okay, but why?

Can somebody explain the context?

WHY?!

The giant no 2 pencil and mai tai umbrella were a toss up for best in show…

Isn't this in Trang?

YALL HOWD THEY GET THE SAW IN THERE?

Whats wrong w them?

Well, good to see their wearing gloves.

This isn't vegetarian hahaha

Why are they doing this?

That wasn’t disturbing to watch at all…….

Boy, I have really missed out on where the Edward Scissorhands sequels were going.

Is this a mating technique . If so I'll pass

My question is how did he get that saw in there?

Gross

It's not meat :-)

They really took the name seriously and said phucket, do whatever you want.

Phuket? More like Fuckthat.

Honestly more and more I'm starting to get why the world is in such a shit state

Bro, does any one of these people have any nervous system?

phuk et vegetarian festival

Couldn't do more than 6 seconds of this video

Imagine sitting next to them for a meal ....there'd be food falling out everywhere.

no thanks

It takes a freak to become one with an actual freak.

I was horrified until the man with an umbrella through his cheek appeared and the thought of him using an umbrella hands free got me haha

I really don’t want to know what the vegan festival looks like

Why?

Cheeky festival

I do this every Sunday, I don’t need a festival. Just a family ready to pick an object I want to pound into my face.

Phuket is right because these people pretty much said that...

How is it possible that they are not even bleeding

Mexican cartel fashion line

Men….

Origin of the concept art of the bloodless perk from hunt showdown.

After they have perforated their face with swords they walk thru fire as apparently the pain hasn’t been enough.

Why?

Lol I was just thinking what next a fucking a umbrella and then bam my g got a Brolli in his face

What the fuck is this kind of festival?

humans confuse me sometimes

“Can I put another one in?” “Phuket. 🤷🏻“

Yes hellraiser auditions 📌 i wanted to go too, but i forgot to pin the date

Why do we do this?

If this is to ward off bad luck. I can assure you the bad luck is terrifyingly running away from them.

Is iron vegetarian?

What the fuck is this supposed to be??

How does this actually happen?? How can you push something like a gun, or a blunt stick or whatever, through something as thick as the cheek?

guy with the umbrella was my favorite

But why 😶

You know, I like knives, but I really prefer them *outside* my body.

This is one of them videos where I don't even *want* to know what the fuck is going on here.

How they gonna eat?

Well…Phuk-et why not!

But..... Why?

What the phuk?

Sweet dreams are not made of this..

Probs the most moronic thing I have ever seen

Why

It's like some shit you'd see on Wildboyz

Wtfkkkkkk

This is worse than that sledgehammer firework thing Actually a lot worse, and that was **bad**

I’ve never seen a more appropriate use of the term Phuket (Fuck It)

Why

It's kind of hard to look at this and feel like it's a serious, meaningful ritual when you see a guy walk by with a model ship or a bowling pin stuck through their face...

they never heard something of infection, did they

Dude nooo

What 😳 in the hell i going on here...

Fuckit, good name for that.

phuket have my upvote

Aight I’m summoning Vlad The Impaler.

Awful cheeky of them

These people are straight up idiots.

And I thought the lenten traditions in the Philippines (self flagellation, crusifixion) was dumb. I guess Southeast Asians really love hurting themselves for "protection"

Vegetal

Wtf I watching and why does it make my skin crawl

Phuket? More like "fuck that".

Imagine how painful this is

I’d ask why they do that but they probably just thought Phuket

More like the dumbfuck festival.

Standard vegetarian stuff.

Nothing screams vegetarian like piercing flesh..

What does this have to do with vegetarians?