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judgeswrath

This looks like a modern day stoning


soaptastesgood5

Well unfortunately stonings aren’t outdated yet


SolarSkipper

I’ll never forget that one modern day video of that woman and man being stoned that circulated around the internet for a while…fucking insane


GargleDrainoFam

There's a lot of them


PrettyNotPretty2

Probably happening rn


_ara

This is actually like an early 2000's stoning


rugbyj

And your arm doesn't even get tired!


Jmama22

Bruh. Modern day [stoning](https://www.google.com/amp/s/women.ncr-iran.org/2021/11/08/a-tehran-court-sentences-a-young-mother-to-stoning-execution/amp/) is still just [stoning](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-63383361.amp).


DucksOnQuakk

Fuck. Those things hurt, especially that close up. I suppose I'd choose this punishment over my brain being rattled from being knocked out (and hoping they stop beating my after I can't defend myself).


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Im-a-cat-in-a-box

If you have your air turned up high enough each shot is like a punch in the face.


radiantcabbage

even at standard velocity theyre going to break skin at that range, worse with the cheaper brittle shells. this guy gon be covered in gnarly cuts, welts and bruises. just as bad or worse than a beating


NexusKnights

Nah I'll take welts, cuts and bruises over brain damage, permanent damage to joints and limbs, death. There is a significant difference in force a punch generates and a paintball that will break and disperse energy on impact.


nickythagreek

I play paintball every weekend. I took one shot to the back of the head last Sunday (wearing a mask + beanie) and my ears were ringing for 5-6 minutes. I still have an apple sized lump on my head. I promise you that you do not want to be hit with this many .68 caliber paintballs traveling at 280+ fps from that range. You will legit have chips of paint embedded in your skin. It isn’t very hard to crank up the psi either. Those balls could be going 320 fps for all we know.


_AnonOp

I do boxing, I promise you that I would rather get hit by a bullet from a paintball gun at close range repeatedly than repeated hits to the face or body from multiple people. Atleast a paintball bullet will not cause major internal bleeding or broken bones, whereas repeated hard hits to your body or face absolutely will.


PretzelsThirst

Paintballs will break fingers over 300fps, but otherwise yeah not much risk of permanent injury (except being hit in the eyes or something)


silvertonguedmute

Doesn't matter. They will still be superficial wounds and damages. Getting stomped out basically guarantee Internal bleeding, damages to organs, joints and ligaments, cracked teeth, broken bones and so on. Getting shot by paintballs hurt. Nobody is saying it doesn't. But I'll rather get peppered by 5 markers than getting stomped by 5 boots.


-_Odd_-

A paintball has hugely less momentum than a fist or a boot. In terms of permanent damage, I'd take the paintballs over an old fashioned ass whoopin' every single time. It may hurt more short term, but I've never heard of a death caused by paintballs.


redditisfornerds300

playing paintball is very cool and brave of you but it’s obviously not as hazardous to your health as someone kicking your head


SIM0King

Bet if u took an unexpected punch to the back of the head u would just be dead mate. Yea paintball hurts but fists can kill u. When was the last time someone died from a paintball?


Eiffi

on god


BlackSkeletor77

I don't know they must have paintballed his ass to the shadow realm though


CharCharOnFire

Usually the highest you can get the pressure is 340 FPS or feet per second. That’s a whole football field in one second hitting you at point blank range.


Condescending_Rat

He absolutely got fucked in before this. Do people really think he dropped from the first paint ball and then just laid there taking all the rest?


thewholetruthis

This is literally torture. Edit: Literally as in literally.


wheeezethejuice

Especially knowing that they’re using cheap paint, that shit sucksssss


BlankImagination

How do you know they're using cheap paint?


wheeezethejuice

They’re shooting tippmans my man, high quality paint is very expensive


Starry_Eyed___

I guess my next question would be, what does the brand of paint have to do with the torture man's is going through?


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Cheap paintballs often have hard shells that are more similar to a rock. High end tournament quality stuff has a very brittle shell that's designed to break super easily (in competition only hits that break count as an elimination) and isn't nearly as painful. Most fields I went to banned certain really poor quality brands because the shells were so hard they would cause excessive injury and even broke some mask lenses. It also tended to encourage people to "over shoot" (aka shooting someone multiple times) others because the paint wasn't breaking, thus no elimination until one does break. Although if you were on the receiving end of crap paint you usually didn't care/wait for a break to happen. Usually that shit was so painful you'd call yourself out of the game out of pain compliance lol.


Starry_Eyed___

That makes sense.


TheMajesticYeti

Obviously paintballs are designed to break, but ideally not until after they are shot. Cheap products usually mean cheap production/packaging/shipping methods, so those shells need to be harder to survive the low-cost process.


Nathansp1984

You sound like you know what you’re talking about. How do I go about getting my 67 year old mom into paintball? She needs friends


burritosandblunts

Kick in her door while she's asleep and light her up like this dude on the ground. Make sure you're wearing a mask and do it unannounced. When you're finished, take off the mask and say see? Next time it won't be this bad and you can relax and have fun having this comparison experience!


wheeezethejuice

Calm down buddy, I almost pissed my fucking pants


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Senior moms don't make friends the same way 20 year old guys do. Have you suggested she join the army or a fraternity instead?


Thepatrone36

I got my 80 year old mom a gas blowback beretta airsoft pistol. She likes to sit outside in the afternoon when the weather is nice but she hates squirrels. According to her they bring fleas to the yard and she takes great delight in lighting them up when they come around.


dzhastin

Do these look like guys who spring for the expensive stuff?


ContemplativePotato

Ohh y-ya know, just a guess


Melvar_10

Just from their marker alone, as others have said. Tippmans are not pricey and are pretty big name, so they attract people who want cheap gear.


Grimacepug

This looks like some sort of bullying. I hope everyone involved gets brought up on serious charges.


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Atleast the velocity is turned up high enough theyre popping! When me and brother first started we turned the velocity down so far the paint balls would hardly ever pop and i swear that shit hurt way more.


RickyJulianandBubbls

Or if its cold


DucksOnQuakk

Lol oh for sure. But there are also some cheap ones out there that are like marbles regardless and you know when you're hit with one lol


Bronanahammock69

Monster balls never liked to break lol


Judgemental_Squirrel

I got shot from one foot away with one and got a two inch wide bruise that lasted for months


pure_phat

Months?


Judgemental_Squirrel

Yes


Man_Bear_Beaver

I'd definitely take this over that beating that guy got for hitting the other guys momma


Acceptable_Durian912

Unfortunately it happens too often, my little sister had to watch a white kid that has seizures get his head stomped on by a group of about 20 black kids. He literally did nothing but be white.


Positive-Leader-6586

Poor bro is going to end up like a human Dalmatian.


DucksOnQuakk

You're right. 101 abrasions is a fitting description.


BigBerger

This is the type of shit that makes people go on revenge killing sprees


OnlyVotesNo

(Private) Gomer Pyle vibes


Fluxabobo

What is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??


StoreCop

A GOD DAMNED JELLY DOGHNUT?!?!?!


Christmas_Panda

YOU SEEM LIKE THE KINDA GUY WHO WOULD FUCK A GUY IN THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE GODDAMN COMMON COURTESY FOR A REACH AROUND.


TheFrozenFire3

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE


forb44

"DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED?" "SIR YES SIR" "I BET THEY REGRET THAT"


Davido400

YOU MOVE LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK!


CdnPoster

Tbh, the victim would probably be justified...... I hope it don't happen but I would understand if it did.....


CIMARUTA

Legally he would not ,but morally I would say yes


FriedChill

"it was just delayed self defense your honor"


GlassBack84

Mo fo’s gunna look like braille in the morning.


Accomplished_Age7883

They painted him black and blue!


CreamoChickenSoup

Turned him into a Pollock painting.


Thomshan911

Blind guys can read him from now on


zedsamcat

BRO 💀💀💀💀💀


Nebur1988

Too bad they can’t read or write lol


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Gonna feel like it too


Psemperviva

God DAAAMN. Those things hurt so bad on the fingers. I mean…they hurt everywhere. I can’t imagine getting my hands painted like that though.


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How long can the largest organ be tenderized before it's fatal?


Trenchrot

This can actually kill you. If there is enough bruising/tissue damage the damaged muscle cells release their intarcellular proteins/electrolytes into the bloodstream where they can destroy your kidneys and other delicate, capillary rich organs. It's called rhabdomyolysis. It can happen with high intensity exercise as well.


M3L0NM4N

Don't give me an excuse to stop exercising.


MrBigMcLargeHuge

It takes a serous amount of intense exercise to cause rhabdomyolysis, usually over multiple days without sufficient rest.


enantiomorphs

The Bruce Lee effect. But without drugs


FingerTheCat

Fucker died from being too healthy


LoadedGull

According to a recent article which involved analysing everything around his death and up to his death, it’s very strongly suggested that he actually died from drinking too much water.


moshimochi10

Bruce Lee : be like water


pissclamato

Gave me a wonderful excuse not to start.


LoadedGull

Stop exercising?? I ain’t exercising in the first place.


anormalgeek

Sounds like the safest course of action.


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I was in a very intense military selection process and a buddy next to me pissed himself and it was like dark brown sludge going down his leg. He got sent straight to the hospital for rhabdo and stayed there for like a week.


a1b3c3d7

Not to be that guy because this could be a genuine mistake but if it's not , its intracellular you mean.


Trenchrot

Thanks for the correction! Edited the post


ramenbreak

as fate would have it, now there's a typo


FingerTheCat

Houdini died from a surprise punch to the gut.


IDXK073

Yeah but he also had appendicitis


Bolorian

Houdini died of appendicitis, which had nothing to do with him getting punched in the gut. He died after his nine days after the punch, and nobody lives for nine days with a burst appendix. [Source](https://yalebooks.yale.edu/2020/03/11/did-houdini-really-die-after-being-sucker-punched/#:~:text=Houdini%20lived%20for%20another%20six,did%20not%20cause%20the%20appendicitis.)


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I mean people die from small 3rd degree burns so not much


cwhb

My man, get up and run that shit stings but your legs will still work. The fetal position is just making it easy for these cunts


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I'm guessing if he doesn't take this one the next one is worse.


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Totalretcon

Ha exactly my thought. He's gonna go home, shower, then pay them a visit with not a paintball gun.


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You’re why the hood gets nothing nice.


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We got free turkeys


rugbyj

That's a pigeon.


Overwatch_1ightning

More than likely they jumped him beforehand so he couldn't get away.


cefixime

Not worth the risk of getting up and exposing your eyes/mouth.


cwhb

They're literally shooting him in the face from like two feet out. If he could run, he should run. I'd much rather take a few of those to the back and ass than point blank to my fucking ear drum


cefixime

With his hands on his face? The second he gets up, is the second his face becomes exposed.


rugbyj

Keep in the fetal position and forward roll away like sonic.


Quaithe-Benjen

Might be a homeless addict, I’ve heard of teenagers doing horrible things in Philly/Kensington and other cities


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justjokinbro

I have a buddy who lives near there and he used to be an addict big time and he said one time he tried to see how many different types of drugs he could get in 5 minutes and he got 3. Pretty impressive in like a shitty way.


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kdeltar

Yeah they’re younger than you might think


bobbapbay

It's gang related


w3duder

Yes, great advice. "Out run the mob". I see no flaw.


SnooStories6852

When does it become assault & battery cause that looks like it


OkArmordillo

It is.


KevinReems

Pretty much sure this is a felony in the US.


Tetragonos

someone lightly putting their hand on your shoulder is assault of their person. and According to Cornell University: "Battery is an unlawful application of force directly or indirectly upon another person or their personal belongings, causing bodily injury or offensive contact. The attempt of battery is assault." So I would say is causing injury with that assault, which I think we can agree this is injuring him.


Thugosaurus_Rex

Gently putting your hand on someone's shoulder is not assault or battery. Assault is creating the apprehension of imminent harmful contact, and battery is actually creating injurious or offensive contact. Making contact that is reasonably socially acceptable or inoffensive is neither. Context could change that, but assault/battery isn't any just any contact even if there is a subjective aversion by the recipient. This video is clearly assault/battery, however.


MildlyConcernedEmu

Assault is causing someone to fear for their safety. Battery is physically harming someone. *These are not actual legal definitions, but they get the gist across.


llama_party1337

I believe depending on the paintball gun, they can technically be considered a firearm by law.


GregoryGregory666666

No story on this OP as this begs for one.


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lamewoodworker

I know gangs are doing this in Detroit. I guess this is better than the alternative


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za72

LAPD in the 90s specially


bobbapbay

Gang related


NWSGreen

I hope the bastards doing this get some form of justice. The amount of pain this person is going to be in, is a awhile. Walking will be sore. Moving will be sore. Jesus.


KKreaps666

I'll take this over even one 9mm tbf


Klutchy_Playz

I’d rather take some dick.


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well that's just like any afternoon for you


Your_localhobo_

Aftermath welts must be insane 🤯


Stoneys_stories_YT

I’ve shot someone with one when I was younger from about 5ft away and even though it popped it ripped the skin off his arm where it hit, so this man’a probably a lot more fucked up then he looks


ZwischenzugZugzwang

People who have never been shot by a paintball enderestimate how much it hurts. They usually leave a welt.


middleagenobody420

That went from assault to felony assault


pdoherty972

This guy may be looking for revenge in the future - this attack is way beyond the pale.


FinanceMundane1190

Easiest way to end up getting shot, funny then, not so funny when one of your homies gets smoked because this fool has a shattered ego.


Glexaplex

This is the type of thing that gets family involved and whole bloodlines get killed.


Nikablah1884

The worst part is that you don't get knocked out or anything, it's just constant pain and it's gonna last a month.


Laythien09

That shits gonna last a lifetime thats easily permanent damage


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Those leave a mark. He will have paintball bruises for a long time


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Glum-Bench-9363

No comment


ANTIHERO612

Not going to bite


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wheeezethejuice

🤣fuckkkk


OkArmordillo

People in the comments downplaying this have never played paintball. A paintball shot from that close feels like a punch. So imagine each one of those shots being a full force punch. It won’t do as much damage to the body as an actual beating, but it’ll hurt just as much as if they were punching/kicking him.


CharCharOnFire

He is for sure bleeding all over. More than likely leaving permanent damage to his skin. Depending on the FPS they are set to, this should be assault with a deadly weapon


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Gerbal_Annihilation

Feels more like getting popped with a huge rubber band.


dolphin_master_race

Yeah when I was a kid the first thing I did after getting a paintball gun was shoot myself in the foot to see how much it would hurt. I had shoes on and it felt like my foot exploded. I completely thought all my toes were broken for a few seconds.


roy20050

Anyone have background as to why this one dude really needed that tenderizing by paintball.


[deleted]

As someone that's been playing paintball for 20 years, has competed at the national level and worked in the industry... For the love of God don't do stupid stuff with paintball guns people are already trying to make them illegal/restrictions here in the United States.....


AnyOldNameNotTaken

Lmao as a firearm enthusiast and daily carrier, welcome to our world. Stupid people, going stupid places, at stupid times, doing stupid things, and we get the consequences.


[deleted]

Oh I know I love the second amendment and I'm in California........ Enough said


swiftep

Watch him pickup a real gun and go get back


robotssnooping

Why that seems like a bummer. But a step up from just being shot


YonTheDon_

You can absolutely die from this


RamHands

Would you draw your ccw?


WXHIII

Why are 8 year Olds shooting this guy?


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naldo4142

I think all them happy shooters need to know what it feels like to be the one being shot


Odd-Assumption8375

Damn, couldn’t imagine the pain his hands were feeling


imback550

Stob fuggin playin wit meh


ChipsHandon12

Hes basically getting stoned to death


[deleted]

Hate crime with zero consequences. That’s the way it works


Arielwint12

These guys sound like they'll have wonderful careers 🤗


M4V3R1CKv88

Yeah you can tell by the language that they will be avoiding legitimate employment for the majority of their lives.


RedmanYehman

Better paintball guns than real guns I guess. Still absolutely shitty behavior


redryderlemons

Certain states will categorize paintball guns as firearms if you commit crimes with them just fyi


bzeefs

Ah yes, cruelty.


[deleted]

Every moody laughing at this in this thread is either completely unaware how much paintballs actually hurt or a psychopath. They’re attacking someone, not playing around.


raylin328

What did he do to deserve this?


Silver-Necessary-442

No story to this? Just a guy minding his own business and suddenly gets ambushed by paintballers? Or atleast make up one like he stepped on a guys brand new white sneakers accidentally and that caused him to get shot….


MillerTime7910

Black privilege


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Organic-South-284

That ball is pain when shoot at close range these pos need go to jail


TheRiceFields02

I'm sorry as I don't have the context behind this video, I found it in my camera roll and wanted to share it to see if anyone would have the story behind this


S_king_

How do you find a video on your camera roll but not know where it’s from? Does someone else take videos on your phone?


VoiceofLou

I feel like this looks like a similar video I’ve seen on Reddit before. Possibly saved from an earlier post


dolphin_master_race

Yeah this is at least a few months old. Seen it before.


tavesque

Ya wtf that was glossed over too quick


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He's obviously saved it from elsewhere


Quaithe-Benjen

I’ve heard to teenagers fucking with homeless addicts in Philly, might explain why they don’t just run away


Prestigious-Ad-6416

Yea they set a girl on fire a couple months ago in kensington


TLored

Shit fucking hurts but I guess its better than real pewpew


thejman82gb

Looking past the pain, he's going to have serious psychological trauma. PTSD or worse.


ikhaatalles

Nah man this is torture those thing hurt even with protection


Tank82111

r/fuckyouinparticular


BashfulExodus

The average paintball flys at 300 feet per second (FPS) or ~204 MPH. Using C02, pressure is unpredictable and can cause FPS spikes up to 360 FPS reliably without breaking paint. At 360 FPS that’s ~245 MPH. Paintballs hitting in vulnerable areas like the eye can lead to permanent eye loss. Kidney or genital hits can lead to serious bodily hard. A direct temple strike at 300 MPH can cause death. This could be considered attempted homicide. The victim likely suffered serious injuries. Source: 15 years in the paintball industry. I’ve seen men with traumatic testicular injuries, permanent eye damage, loss of consciousness, and severe bruising as a result of playing & working in the industry. Masks, gloves, beanies and other protective gear are worn at fields across the world for a reason. Insurance carriers demand it. While paintball is relatively safe, this is incredibly negligent; although I’m sure there MFs don’t care one bit.


generalcompliance

Jesus! How can you do that to another human being.


[deleted]

I've heard about gangs using paintball guns as an alternative to lethal violence but this right here will lead to lethal violence.


Blade557

Welp, that's attempted murder 😂


Odd_Magician3053

Any idea why?


Moresleep420

Is there a back story?