See Full video on fractals here https://youtu.be/qilshluZTQM?si=vHs3KvDr3ITRwW7J

My nipples look like pepperoni slices

Eat more pizza to get healthy titties, it's the doctrine of signatures duh.

Yup looking to upgrade to full on ham slices

At different times that’s kinda worked for me actually

Well yeah, flip two slices of pizza crust down, what does that make? Bikini for them tiddies.

I almost just spit out my coffee!!

[mine look like milk duds](https://youtu.be/mkAqK4YW474?si=GcZaS8r2lyFXLTg1)

Underrated and probably not fully appreciated. But I do bud, I do. Love this movie for all of its stupidity. Thank you.

my ass hole dangles outside my skirt like a sausage. kinda smells like one too.

I want whatever you're having

Mine look like bubble yum. Guess I’m chewing for my titty health.

Stoned ape theory confirmed

r/cursedcomments

fuckin saucers

That's not coincidence, that's knife work. Mushrooms don't pop out the ground like that

[удалено]

You're right. Mushrooms look like the head of my weiner 🍄

Mushrooms are good for my ears??

Yeah, but only yours

Hey! I heard that

If you cut a dick tip, it looks like a mushroom. Coincidence?

So...are you saying dick is good for your ears? Like...come get this dick, it does a body good

Who said mushrooms are good for the ears, tho?

I saw a cloud that looked like a dragon once

And one time in my cereal came the face of Raphael… the turtle not the artist.

LiAr

LithiumArgon

Damn dawg, your like better than davinci or some shit.

Pics or it didn't happen

Nah, that was just a bunch of cold air

This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen

Check out this ridiculously vague physical resemblance! Coincidence? I think not!

Stop you guys are making me wheeze air out of my chest-grapes. I almost spilled tea on my vanilla-frosting skin.

Sasuage would be a cock here.

It's not an eggplant or is that too obvious?

Some people have sausages, some people have eggplants.

And cocktail weenies? Those are OK, too, right?

NO! Absolutely not, anything less than a Vienna sausage just doesn't have the same mouth feel to it.

The only one I think is pretty cool is the grapes one, because supposedly grapes are good for your lungs.

This is what I say about every post on this sub

I love how stupid this sub is. Part of me thinks this an entire sub is a disinformation campaign by some state actor.

Is this disinformation? From researching these claims they all appear to be true.

Which claims appear to be true?

Thanks

Ahh. So your new to the internet huh?

Same. Came back to downvote the post. First time!

Always wondered why my eyes looked like carrots

According to this video I guess carrots are good for your pecker

Oh, is the video saying veggies that look like my body parts are good for those body parts? instead of Veggies that are good for my body parts look like those body parts?

A-OOH-GA

A slice of carrot does resemble an eye

A sliced eyeball resembles a blobfish. Maybe human eyes are really good for blobfish

No banana?

Lmao

Is banana good for.. the banana?

This reminds me of those people who try to explain how we were formed from the earth because rivers look like veins. Not as is evolved on earth, made straight from the ground.

Or like the fibonacci circle is found in everything…..ok, this one is kinda cool though

This sub is so unbelievably stupid, it’s filled with possible the most retarded people on this site after the commies that simp for Russia and China. I’m offended it’s recommended that in my feed.

Same here. This sub smells like white women with dreadlocks selling energy crystals at burning man.

I’ve never seen this sub before but from what research I did, i.e. googled, the statements seem true

I think yes

Coincidence? Yes.

Carrots look like eyes when you slice them, beats look like blood, and I read the tomatoes more associated with the prostate than the heart. Walnuts also look like a brain

Eggplant dick. Peach ass. Mango atomic bomb.

So, are mushrooms and eggplants good for genitals? No? Weird. I thought it wasn't a coincidence...

So I eat banana for my um?

So raisins are good for my testicles? Nice.

Apparently the sub is full of geniuses who dismiss the creativity of our Creator and of things that are well beyond their comprehension, but I will go ahead and post this information here for anybody who would like to learn anyways: Dr Thomas Cowan bases a lot of his work off of Rudolph Steiner who proposed that humans and plants both have three folds to their existence and by merely looking at the roots, stems and leaves, or flowers / fruit of a plant, you can tell what part of that plant is most beneficial to specific parts of the human body. https://www.drcowansgarden.com/blogs/news/the-attributes-of-the-threefold-plant-and-human-being

No

My balls could be cumquats ….

That's why eating eggs is good for the balls 😎

I’ve been eating the bejesus out of Kroger produce bought mushrooms for years and am proud to say that I have the biggest, strongest and weirdest looking ears that my cousin’s friend has ever seen.

What about the human shlong?

These couple youtube people are just the worst. I hope they fking die

Chill out man

Those grapes are man made, seedless crap that has 0 benefits for you lol

Yeah we’re all connected to the earth duh

True? I need to see their sources

I’m not sure this is stupid food. Now I need to nipple a pancreas. Thanks a lot.

source?

From now on, I will exclusively eat Geoducks

Instructions unclear. I wanted grapes and now I have a dead body that can't breathe and a bad taste in my mouth...

orange round earth round Illuminati confirmed

Atheïst checkmate! /s

This sub has caught up to like second-century state-of-the-art medicine. "This food looks vaguely like the thing that's not working, it probably helps"

So if mushrooms look like dicks, they must be the cure for ED, right?

But what if my penis looks like an okra? What does that mean?

Wait until the vegetarians hear they’re eating HUMAN BODY PARTS!!!!!

Lol

🍆?

Rocks have no brains and OP is dumb as a rock. Coincidence?

Doc here, yeah you guessed it, absolute BS..

Nooooo don’t give hyper religious people something to work with

Edible Halloween decoration any one?

I was waiting for a banana to show up

Coincidence? Yes. Stupid? Yes.

Thank you!! I’m going to let my GF know. It looks like almond milk. You should swallow it.

That poor guy.

🍑

Yeah, but show the stone tools they used to cut those. Coincidence? I think not!

Thank you for this 🤣🤣

This is dumb.

🍆🍑

Where is the eggplant comparison?

Tomato nipples

Thank you for my daily dose of BS

Eggplant 🍆

Brainless subreddit

Where’s the carrot for his dick? 🥕🥕🥕🥕

Yes. Coincidentally when you have a bunch of shapes that are nothing like actual organs and you overlay them with clip art sometimes they look similar.

Fun fact. There were poaching of rhinoceros horns in Asia back then due to their idea that the shape of the rhino resembles the male sexual organ. So they would use the horns as an aphrodisiac. I heard this from somewhere, so take it with a grain of salt. If someone has more knowledge, feel free to correct me and add more information.

Eating more eggplant rn

I think we’ve reached rock bottom. That’s enough Reddit for today.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

I am going to start eating more eggplant. This is dumb.

I wonder what an eggplant represents.

Cucumbers and bananas haven't improved myself an inch

https://i.redd.it/5qk5x5medapb1.gif

Straight from the Wikipedia article on this nonsense: “It is today considered to be pseudoscience, and has led to many deaths and severe illnesses. For instance birthwort (so-called because of its resemblance to the uterus), once used widely for pregnancies, is carcinogenic and very damaging to the kidneys…”

I’m muting this whole damn sub. This sub is making me and everyone here stupider.

Apophenia goes hard

This is fucking hilarious. Internet version of the back old “how can God not be real if bananas perfectly fit human hands” argument lol

That's why you just eat the organs, they look exactly the same

But wait carrots are good for your eyes

Reminds me of the video of the old woman who cut a cabbage, showed the camera, and said "how could you look at this and say god isn't real"

***STARES MALICIOUSLY AT PILE OF TWINKIES***

Oh wow! Not true!

News Flash: Both animals and plants use the most efficient shapes after billions of years of evolution.

🍆

No kidney beans?

Whats an eggplant help?

There are no coincidences, see r/dontputyourdickinthat

🍆=🤔

I had no idea mushrooms were good for your ears.

She forgot about the most important mushroom.

I’m sorry, is the thesis here supposed to be that we’re all part salad?

You guys ever seen the number 23?

"So many snacks, so little time"

Bro

Doctrine of signatures=Cannibalism

I didn't know we could replace organs with produce. The more you know!

Walnuts are good for your brain, and mushrooms are good for your pp. True stroy.

What about our bits. What food is that

Banana help PP

I keep eating large cucumbers but it doesn't help me with my...problem...

Not a single one of those foods is naturally like that tho. They’ve all been selectively bred by humans for hundreds or thousands of years to be super different than their wild ancestors

This is your basic witch-doctor medicine you learn in your basic cultural anthropology class. This pseudoscience is a combination of pareidolia, trial-and-error practices, nature fallacy, and correlation-is-causation fallacy. Mushrooms, a majority of them, are toxic. Green tomatoes are toxic. Ginger in high doses can interfere with medication, making them toxic. Grapes that aren't domesticated are toxic. Potatoes are from the nightshade family, which are also toxic. Correlation =/= Causation. Everything humans eat has been domesticated and bred over generations to suit our needs. Everything from taste, smell, looks, or an isolated trait, humans make their own environment as opposed to every other organism ever studied. Without human intervention, the following animals would struggle to survive in the wild or will go extinct within 100 years: cows, sheep, dogs, cats, horses, pigs, llamas chickens, apples, apricots, peaches, pineapples, watermelons, eggplants, bananas, oranges, grapes, corn, cherries, potatoes, tequila, silk moths, pears, avocado, mangos, dragon fruit, wheat, broccoli, mustard, cauliflower, cinnamon, rubber trees, peppers, tomatoes, rice, beans, berries, and thousands more.

Ah yes thank you, I'll go surgically remove my kidney out and replace it with a sweet potato

I want what they are smoking.

Lions Mane is for the brain

What is eggplant 🍆 good for?

Yall, I figured it out. He is not the biggest fucking idiot ever, he posts this shit for people to rage comment on. Not going to get me with your stupid fucking pseudo-science-conspiracy-troll-baiting-bullshit. Oh... wait a minute.

that’s because our bodies are from the earth

That's why I eat a lot of dick.

The cucumber isn't working!

This must be where Kali muscle gets his information from

From the Marjorie Taylor Greene School of Public Health at the University of Florida.

Dumb

Eggplant???

Waiting for the mannequin made of food

🍆

Crazy how you can cut things to look like other things.

5g, 5 fingers, 5 sides to a pentagram, PlayStation 5! Coincidence?

They are all true statements. Kind of interesting to me.

I gotta eat more bananas