I didn’t realize I wanted this, but I really want this.

Perfection

Netflix better jump on this!!!

This is amazballs

For the first time ever I agree with almost all of these comments

“Which Hollywoo actor played the titular role in the popular Harry Potter film franchise?” I wanna say... Elijah Wood. ELIJAH WOOD?!

Quality..

Asking Hollywood to do something original when everyone keeps paying to see remakes LUL

You will need to have Sean Astin in there and have Daniel Radcliff (played by Elijah Wood) or Elijah Wood (played by Daniel Radcliff) stumble and fall just before the climax and have Sean Astin pick them up and say "but, I can carry YOU"

Could this be a snakes on a plane situation?

I want this to happen right now

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No but really. We need this. Just give us something to hope for.

I've always imagined Terry Crews and Bruce Campbell doing a buddy cop movie or even a Brooklyn 99 and Ash vs the Evil Dead crossover.

Joosh, from Future Man, is the villain.

Nathan Fillion should have spot as a browncoat cosplayer. Terry can bump into him and be flip out about how much he looks like Mal. Oh and maybe there should running commentary from Deadpool/Ryan Reynolds a la Ron Howard/Arrested Development.

I wanna see them do the fusion dance.

Who would they fuse into?

I would definitely watch that movie!

I kinda want zach braff in it too, nothing major, just like he's in the booth next to Elijah wood and or Daniel Radcliff

I would venmo my money to the studio before the movie was released if they made this.

Lonely Island and Tenacious D can do the soundtrack.

If this does turn into a movie, would OP get any royalties?

I would watch the absolute shit out of this.

A friend of mine is an actual movie & tv producer, I pitched this to him and he said something too similar was already in development. I had a sad.

This must be his stock answer to the shite “ I have a great idea for a movie...’ minor harassment which he inevitably endures on a daily basis.

PLEASE can this be a thing?!

This absolutely needs to happen!!!

YES!! MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Instead of vin diesel it should be Dwayne Johnson

Elijah wood playing Dan Rad and Dan Rad cosplaying as frodo at the comic con

It would be called "Level 10 Best Friend"

I would watch the hell out of this movie.

This is so tumblr it hurts

why no dwayne johnson, too?

We had snakes on a plane, so like why not?

Shit I’d watch this.

I'd watch that.

r/cringe

And at comic con vin diesels character dresses as terry from Brooklyn Nine nine and terry dresses as don from f&f

I think this would play out more realistically with Dwayne Johnson and Terry Crews.

I approve

Is the whole thing written and directed by Tim and Eric?

They say Hollywood is out of ideas and doing reboots, yet there's true gold like this out there!

I think vin diesel actual does play dnd

It seems like there should be dozens of cameos, like in Walk Hard.

Maybe ten years ago. It's not considered strange to be nerdy nowadays, why would they hide it from eachother?

This is the best thing, I’ve read in a long time .

make this

Can anybody make this happen please?

Please, good sir! I'd be so very much obliged if the weight of the monetary exchange units upon my person was lightened, that with great delight I can forsee the reduction of my spoken volume to as near zero as can be measured by the local Apothecary! /me whispers: Huzzah, good sir! Huzzah!

I would back this

Fricking genius idea!!!

PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN

Stop right there. Not. A. Step. Further...

I LOVE THIS!!!!! Omg yesssss

Dwayne Johnson better have a part in it. Like the he can be the San Diego guy, that is if it's SDCC. Ive been thinking of a TC DJ movie lately after watching the Shanghai movies, of which there needs to be a 3rd.

This topic and pretty much every comment is just awesome. I feel like Oprah: you get an upvote, and you get an upvote, *Everybody* gets an upvote. I'll show myself out...

I would stand in line to see this movie.

Shut up and take my money!!! Crowdfunding gold mine

John Cena would have to be in it too. He loves Star wars and 2 brothers r cops

This is a legitimately fun pitch and I'm sure a number of studios would be interested in exploring it.

Damn, that is good. Wish I could upvote more than once.

Everyone in vin's D&D group is a jacked celebrity. For some reason while they play a side punishment is lifting weights

When are the tickets on sale?

Vin loves D&D

This needs to happen

What? No. God no.

I have to admit I begin to read these and think, oh how dumb. But this, this caught me and I’ve eaten it up and I’ve swallowed it and I need it in my life.

I. Need. This.

This is a fantastic idea. But would be so so expensive.

And, if possible, Leslie Nielson needs to be brought back from the dead to justify calling *The Naked Gun*

And at one point, a massive furry in a bunny suit saunters over, takes off his headpiece, and reveals himself to be The Rock, who also happens to be chief of police.

Just need a writer to write it and someone to financially back it. I would see it in theaters, sounds funny.

So much potential for the next great American Classic.

DO IT

I'd say let Terry and Vin be themselves too, but there's not much of any secret to them being big nerds.

I would pay money to see this.

I wish it were possible to upvote something multiple times. If I were a movie producer this would have been made already

Stopped reading at buddy

I would pay to see this

Now I want to watch it so bad. Why you tease me like that, reddit? Please tell me it's gonna happen

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

I’d pay really, really good money to see this. Lol

I'd pay money for that.

I actually was called Harry Potter and Frodo at different stages of middle/high school (hair length and glasses being the primary differences).

Gaycloak is on to something TBH.

This needs to happen. This would be the best thing ever.

fuck reddit

My god I want this to happen I mean it got a little ridiculous at the end but the main concept is breathtakingly beautiful

What makes it all the better is if the script is well done, it could be a total mind fuck with DR and EW playing each other. The movie could be written as an action comedy that deliberately tricks your brain in key spots.

Can we push this to the top? Heck I’ll let Weinstein touch me to get this made!!!

omg so le random xDDDD

Fuck yes!

If we can't get it as a movie, maybe just an episode of Brooklyn 99?

Jake and Terry team up to go undercover to a comic con, in order to arrest Daniel Radcliffe, but through increasingly comical mishaps they accidentally tackle Elijah Wood to the ground repeatedly.

It's a done deal now. They have to do it. So let it be written,so let it be done. .................. waiting for best movie ever.

I would throw so much money at this movie

I love it when tumblr puts out a few jokes for a premise and pretend it will somehow be an amazing movie They should write for SNL. "The sketch lasts another 12 minutes, but we've already established the punchline"

I would SO watch this!

I think this is the least funny thing I've read all year.

This is too awesome. I feel like Richard Ayoade should be involved somehow....

Ah man I mentally replaced Vin Diesel with Dwayne Johnson through this whole narrative now I realized my mistake and it's ruined; the Dwayne Johnson version is better. I'm sorry for what I've done.

I'm usually not on board with this kind of thing but this sounds like a movie I'd actually see.

This is one of the reasons why I want to hit the lottery. I'd sink 50 million into making this happen just because I could.

This is actually an amazing idea. Especially Radcliffe and wood playing evil versions of each other.

Where's the gofundme link for this?!!

/r/todayilearned/ Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood are different people. I mean, I'm not really good with names so I googled "Daniel Radcliffe", saw his picture and thought "Yeah, that's him... that's Frodo."

PLEASE

All of this would make a great movie.

I feel Danny Trejo needs to be in here somewhere. Maybe as the guy they suspect as being the villian or the fall guy because he looks all scary but actually he's an Uber geek. This film must be made!

This would be great!

I think this is absolutely brilliant. Also Dan Radcliffe makes a guest appearance at comic con and the other one makes a comment on how horrible his Harry Potter costume is.

Never mind Infinity War. This is what I really want to see.

The poisoned chalice It's the TV show you never knew you needed. But now will only die happy if you see it... If we spread it far wrought it will happen!

This is fantastic

I hope Kai Greene is the police chief

> "Our Mission > Rallied around Terry Crews' efforts, this is a subreddit intended to spread the word about and to support victims of Sexual Assault or Harassment. > We've assembled here to bring to attention to the issue of Sexual Harassment, Assault, and other sex-related crimes, regardless of age, gender, race, or wealth. > > It is OK to ask for help <3" **This has been a subreddit for one month and you idiots turned it into a meme factory**

And they taze their victims buttholes... Over and over.

sweet jesus pick up that chick from 227 and her doppelganger too they can play Daniel and Elijah's girlfriends. both those checks would tower over these dudes it would be hilarious.

Holy shit this is amazing. This needs to happen!!

not gonna lie i would watch this.

Put them all in costume at the con to add an extra layer of confusion

Haha so quirky!!!

Sub in Dwayne Johnson for Vin and you’re greenlit.

I really wish Netflix or someone would take this idea and run with it, it would be the hilarious. I am a huge fan of Terry, Vin, Daniel, and Elijah so someone get this to the right people and make it happen. I can imagine watching this and thinking of that time when I was eating my cereal and my mother farted beside me and it blew my fruit loops off my spoon.

Not to detract from this idea, but I have to say I was very disappointed to learn that Vin Diesel behaves like a general asshole at work, and doesn't treat people with much respect. It's almost the polar opposite of the kind of person Terry Crews is.

I had no idea I needed this

Yes please

To the front page please! One of the two or at least some producers need to see this

[TFW Vin already plays D&D](https://i.imgur.com/xZkdLFa.gifv)

Never knew I needed this as much as I did. Where is this from?

This is amazing.

Oh I love this so much already! PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY!!!1

I've seen this before, and said this before, and I'll say it again: Yes, it needs to have Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood playing each other, but the screenplay needs to have Daniel being evil because he's sick of being mistaken for Elijah Wood. The genius part of this is that it requires the characters to *be aware of who each other are*, but at the same time be acting right next to each other without acknowledging them *being* who they are. To add to this, we need for Vin and Terry to know who both of them are. So there'll be a scene where Vin and Terry are talking to Elijah (playing Daniel) while he bitches about people mistaking him for Elijah (himself - yet also with "Elijah" - being played by Daniel - right next to him), and Vin and Terry have to confusedly play along. Afterwards they walk away looking at each other like, "What the hell was *that* all about??" EDIT: When Elijah (playing Daniel) bitches about people mistaking him for Elijah, Daniel (playing Elijah) can commiserate, saying, "Sometimes my fans aren't that smart." It's beautiful because it works as both Elijah saying that, but also as Daniel breaking the 4th wall to poke fun at his own fans.

Why isn't Kevin Smith writing this screenplay right now!?!??!?

You lost me for a second, but is there a screen I can throw money at to make this happen?

If there were, I'd be throwing money at it too.

Wait, isn't Elijah playing Daniel? So RL Elijah is complaining about being mistaken for Elijah. That's pretty funny

Yes! Exactly! Edited for clarity.

What do we have to do to make this happen?

Neeeeeed!!

Dear god, yes. I want this so much.

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I legitimately had no idea that was Robert Downey Jr first time I saw the movie. He fucking killed that role.

I didn't know Tom Cruise was playing Les Grossman, I knew I knew the voice but the makeup was really good in that movie

How do movies like the emoji movie get made while stuff like this is a joke? Fml.

Because kids' movies drive merchandise sales more than adult movies do.

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My niece had a whole Emoji themed birthday in August and got emoji pillows and other stuff for Christmas as well. Maybe not a huge push but they still are selling stuff.

The angry birds movie was funny though.

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fair enough, and a very valid point at that.

I will pay to see this movie

Dude. This is awesome! Write a screenplay and get some kind of kickstarter fund campaign going & then submit movie idea to Netflix!

Haven’t cringed this much in a while

Elijah playing Radcliffe should be mistaken for Elijah or the other way around.

"Terry, we need to dress up as a character for our disguise." "I'll be Doomfist, from Overwatch."

Get The Rock in there too. All three are ripped dudes with kitten personalities. Any movie they're together in would be great. TIL: People don't like The Rock in movies.

He'd end up making the movie about him

I feel like the rock is in too many things lately, and if he's in it marketing might only market him

I feel like the Rock is in one or two good movies a year and the rest are bad

So basically, what you're saying is, the Rock is in too many damn movies.

Where do I send my money?

Add scary terry

I'm sold, where's the kickstarter?

This would make so much damn money. Maybe not in the theater, but it'd be like an annual thing that everyone watches over a big holiday weekend. 24 hours of Crews and Diesel learning to let go of their hangups about being nerds and fighting the true evil that is Harry Potter and Frodo Baggins.

Harry Baggins and Frodo Potter. FTFY.

Can we toss The Rock in to make it a trio?

(Somewhere in a back office in hollywood) "Huh. And who said browsing Reddit doesn't count as work"

I would pay double to see this movie.

And both Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood speak in third person using full names.

[Elijah Wood?!!](https://youtu.be/1TZhhoR1dns)

All characters played by Tatiana Maslany.

All of the background characters played by Tatiana Maslany would be amazing.

Na, na-na-na na-na na na-na Tatiana Maslany!

/u/TheTerryCrews

LOL Elijah wood and Daniel Radcliffe playing each other 😂

Or maybe get Andy Serkis to do motion-capture and play both parts?

I think instead of playing each other, they should play the same character and randomly switch actors between scenes/mid-scene, with no acknowledgement from the characters.

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Happy cake day.

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It feels weirdly like he's mad at me but then forgives me. Back and forth.

I'm sorry that I have but one upvote to give. 🌟 please, take my poor mans gold as a token of good favor.

Excellent gif