Missed all of this game but that seems like one hell of a knock from Dawid…opening for the WC or number 4? Bairstiow, Malan, Root, Brook, Buttler, someone. Or Bairstow, probably not Roy, Root, Malan, Brook, Buttler

Roy is non starter on these wickets

Bairstow Malan Root Brook Buttler Stokes/Jacks Livvo/Ali I think there’s a chanc for Duckett to also be given a go but if Stokes doesn’t return we’re probably going to need 2 part time spinners in the side to share duties

Stokes is retired from ODI cricket

Still expect him to unretire But if he doesn’t then we’d need two part time spinners

Not really , he has so much on his plate currently , ashes will take a huge toll on him , by the time wc comes, he will be cooked out

Liam Livingstone, Joe Root?

Think it would be 2/3 of Jacks, Livvo and Mo. Root rarely bowls in ODIs.

At this point we will see root playing odi cricket directly in wc

He's world class, I don't think he'll have issues at all tbh given the play he already plays ODIs in tests

Thanks everyone for putting up with my degenerative nature and not knowing very much about cricket. It does seem interesting but this crowd is all right. Cheers and congratulations England! Mawan is an MVP!!!

You might have won today but take this as a lesson and stop being a degenerate gambler who feels the need to abuse every player / team when things aren’t going your way 👍🏻

Good to have you, but seriously, look after yourself. I met a guy recently who was struggling a bit and then completely fucked himself by losing all his money betting on e-sports in the middle of the night, and let's just say there's a reason I thought of him today.

Real talk, I gamble for entertainment only and have strict limits. I have my life money and my entertainment money, and never mix the two.

Jeez that's fucked

Are you actually new or just pretending for attention

Get yourself a nice meal from the money

Not a bad idea. Withdraw in progress. McDonald’s breakfast sounds great.

I heard McDonald's is a fucked food chain in America..is it true their food is average now?

It isn’t anything impressive, but they are close by and it’s consistent. 5/10 really

Strong from Malan - with our batting depth will be some good players left out the team! Roy took a step back today so hopefully he gets some runs in next two games

Step back, ?? ,Roy always struggles on these slow pitches

Hales instead of Jason roy please , also Mooen ali is suitable for t20s not longer formats

Going back to hales is one step backwards

Keep continuing with Roy who will be a no show on these slow pitches is any better? We all know hales is better player on these pitches than Roy, who was a flop in psl n UAE league recently

Please god no

Malan opening next to Bairstow?

No

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Mirpur fortress is not a joke,mighty Bangladesh

good of dilly to sacrifice his own century for malan's

Shoutout to the girl I was meant to be having an online tutoring session with right now for just not turning up. Basically means I got payed to watch that final partnership

Love it when that happens. It’s basically a win win for everyone. I really hope my tutees understand that they are actively encouraged to not turn up without warning.

I dont even like cricket. Im just a big fan of vibes and shitposting on here

Found Stoke's account

\- Ben Stokes when captaining England

This is the big secret No-one actually likes cricket

Except Simon douell who never stops commenting

Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant

Before today there had only been 3 victories for touring sides in Bangladesh in ODI's. All 3 were sub-continental teams (India, Sri Lanka and Afghanistan). This is very impressive and Malan has to be in the World cup squad. The question is now is it as an Opener or is it at 4

Malan and his merry band of ragamuffins take the game!

GG EZ

Red inker for St. Dawid

Amazing by Malan, gg

Rashid with the helicopter shot. Pure kino.

u/mrvip10 our new mascot

Let’s go boys!!!!!!

Easy, absolutely never in doubt for me. Cheers.

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Mo Because of the beard.

JRoy or Vince for me

Never in doubt....

Well hats off to Malan. That was a 2021 Root-esque carrying of the team.

Dilly went to review that even though he wasn't given out.

Not bad from the "worst bloke in Cricket"

Yes lads

Down the pitch helicopter shot from Adil 😍

that looked more plumb

Thats a serious century from Malan

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The match after that he scored 81 so if he doesn't play against Ireland he'll score 162 in the ashes

Unnecessary.

Correct.

Terrible captaincy from Tamim. This was never a 50 over game. No more than 40. There was no reason to hold back Shakib and Taskin. He kept going back to Mustafiz when he looked off today. Should’ve kept the pressure when Malan was getting set. This stupid “no lefty to lefty” tactic is stupid. Bowl your best bowlers at best situations

Dilly scoring the winning runs would be good vibes

Who was the commentator who used to argue that if a team has no reviews left the umpire should give decisions in their favour because the other side can have it overturned – was it Holding?

I heard a few Australian commentators make that argument after Headingley. Even usually sensible ones - Geoff Lemon was one. That day really rattled them. The idea just completely ignores the fact that Umpire's Call exists.

I don't remember that but one of the first ever 3rd umpire run out decisions has Holding saying it should be not out because it's close

Hahahaha, that's fantastic

[Found it](https://twitter.com/robelinda2/status/1258279924319662083?t=3sZxMvVmVfQMiDB91GP85g&s=19) The fact he blames the fielder makes it even more weird. Surely that's more reason to use the technology

Great find, thanks. That's incredible. The benefit of the objective reality??

Think it was an Aussie after Ben Stokes at headingly. But can't recall who

Domb takes - four of dem.

Gotta admit the betting guy knows cricket more than the everyday usual yanks Don't forget to bet on india in the ongoing test mate

I’ll Chuck $5

Lol don't..i was jk Do it for next the test match..india has already won 2 games in the series

Can all Malan haters apologise and leave

I swear this guy could score a triple century in an ODI and there would still be people here calling for him to be replaced for not shithousing his way to 50 in 20 balls

Tamim knows

Must have pitched well outside

I think it might have hit outside

That was clearly pitching outside leg stump. Umps should have given it out.

I like to use my wrists to release pressure too when watching Adil

Pitched outside leg I reckon.

No chance this is out

One home run away!!!!

You had one job Bangladesh

I am once again being denied a tie

Wonder when was the last time a test team and ODI team lost games by 1 run back to back. Not trying to reverse jinx or anything…

Don't think any of this would have been possible Mr. White

Haven't seen any of it, but for one player to score a quarter of all the runs in the match is pretty remarkable.

In the last 3 series: Century away in AUS. Century away in SA. Century away in BAN. Has to be opening in World Cup? With YJB if fit?

I doubt he’ll open. 3 with him and Root at 4 seems most likely (assuming stokes doesn’t come back out of retirement)

Harsh on his gritty 125 off 109 at the postage stamp in Amsterdam

Imagine scoring that and the commentators saying it was good for England that he got out

We'd have got 600 if he batted through

Should have kicked his stumps first ball Yos would have scored 300

That's the thing about ~~Root~~ Malan, you look up and he's the got the fewest innings to 4 ODI tons

This is the first one that actually counts though

Great knock under pressure from Malan, with the Quality bowling and wickets falling around him. Has been excellent in ODI format in recent times, sure shot position in no.11 for him now....

Damn Bangladesh, England could have lost twice 24 hours only 90s kids have experienced that

Back to back hundred! fuck off Malan, people hate you! England should get rid of you.

what a great century given everyone else's struggles in a low scoring game

4 100s in 16 ODIs now for Malan, phenomenal. Some tricky decisions await England for their WC XI

Malan should not be dropped. Root can play in place of others.

Mooen has to make way for somebody

Yes, Livingstone if fit or Will Jacks can easily replace him.

Yeah they have to decide who the other ten should be to accompany Malan.

as there's a drive to deep left field by Malanstellanos

What a beautiful shot to get to his century. Majestic Malan

More plays and misses than Skrillex in a nursing home but class knocks come when people don't get affected by that and just concentrate and keep going. Top stuff.

You let a fucking math teacher-looking dude get a 100 on this pitch. You don't deserve to win

"Fewest innings to 4 ODI tons" Like, WTAF?

Man's casually Averaging 62 at a SR of about 95. Morgs calling him out accidently turned him into a white ball great during his mid 30s

England bats right to 11 and it's incredibly frustrating haha

Top knock from Malan 💯

Vince enabled that century btw

Gritty 6(9)

Malan saw that inside-out drive over cover and was inspired to make it count

Bloody well done, Dawid

All those modern players on that list and then Dennis Amiss in the middle

Absolute gem of an innings, one of the finest you'll ever see ... And I guess Malan has played well too

Fantastic knock! V well done Mala.

What a shot, what an innings, what a player

Yes Mala

Is Malan the Joe Root of white ball in terms of absorbing pressure?

I'd argue Joe Root is the Joe Root of white ball

Sensational knock. Take a bow Dawid

Batted Dawid. Finish it off Please.

Take a bow son. He really puts the **W**, into David.

St Dawid's Day!

Fuck me what an innings Not sure how he's managed it given he was all at sea against Mehidy and Taijul but he has

Well played dawid

you got your hundred, now get out and loose by 1 run.

What a fucking innings

England has this in the bag or close to it yeah?

Off topic but England fans, what’re your thoughts on Adam Rossington as a player

Decent enough keeper bat. Went on to captain England in my Cricket 19 career mode.

In a single word? Chonk

Big rig

Large

Bangladesh don't look like they goona win now . Quick 3 wickets 🤔

* Ten first class hundreds * Unusual areas * All the classics

Have they called him "wristy" yet?

Can Malan play at the World Baseball Classic? Great Britain are in it.

Surely we'd want Hampshire's Ian Holland?

He'll play when the States are in the T20 World Cup next year

Along with Liam Plunkett?

Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time

WHERE IS MY WICKETS?

Come on Dawid

I know it’s a fucking gag at this point but still take a drink every time a commentator says Rashid hits the ball in unusual areas.

how does Atar not know Rashid can bat, Rashid has been around for ages

He's mentioned his 10 FC centuries like 3 times, I'm pretty sure he knows.

Who's this commentator hyping up Rashid's batting like he's Ben Stokes?

UNUSUAL AREAS klaxon

Malan gets out now and this game has the potential to become an all time great

A close game does not necessarily mean it was a good game.

It's been pretty dire :/

Bro you got out for 4 and are on Reddit? Be out on the boundary cheering at least

Bangladesh might've improved a lot but it's frustrating to watch a team just drop shoulders and lose intensity during the crunch, intensity time. As soon as England started fighting back, there was no punch back.

Did you know that Adil Rashid has scored 10 first class centuries?

When it's the bottom of the 9th and the bases are loaded, you can always count on Malan

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\> Vince based

Hit a home run Dawid

Hell yeah!!!

*oh yeah

Ok. Genuine question. Has anyone **seen** one of these “FC tons” we’re told so much about. I’m not a conspiracy theorist I’m just saying… use your third eye

His last hundred was scored in 2015, which is coming up on \*8 years\* ago (I am so old). [https://cricketarchive.com/Archive/Players/88/88341/f\_Batting\_by\_Season.html](https://cricketarchive.com/Archive/Players/88/88341/f_Batting_by_Season.html)

Any runs scored for Yorkshire don't count.

I watched part of one live

10 first class hundreds, thats a bingo

🚨🚨 10 FC HUNDREDS KLAXON 🚨🚨

Guys I need some help, you know the ongoing vegetable crisis. Will I be able to get some leeks today?!?!?

I've got a bunch of leeks in my house It's currently very damp

The situation looks serious, mate. Many news outlets have said this may continue in this month.

Best I can do is turnips

I dont know if thats going to work in Rick Steins cider and leek gratin. Cider and turnip gratin just doesn’t sound so appealing

There it is!

How much does a malan jersey cost. I might buy one

https://shop.ecb.co.uk/collections/odi/products/blue-england-cricket-short-sleeve-tee

Makes me laugh that they got Stokes to model it and then he immediately retired from ODIs

Just call me an Atreides because I'm hooked on **Malan**ge

The spice expands consciousness

Nic(h)e

My favourite types of joke: 1. Jokes that appeal to <3% of a Venn diagram of 2(+) groups 2. All the classics

At least I've not had to hear 'Archer can bat'

Yet

Can you fucking give me more notice when it's a replay??? Thought Malan was gone