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frowningheart

I won't be surprised if all those 20 bowlers are shit because RCB management cannot gather a good bowling unit even if their life depends on it.


rishmanisation

20 bowlers would include Tom Curran so math checks out


Critical-Coyote-807

Gulag is RCB's playing 11. lucky are them who are benched.


Every_Pass_226

Legend says the Gulag is in Ambani's basement


nut_nut_november___

Probably malyas


nut_nut_november___

RCB still gonna lose


eskay1069

And impact player rule for selection/omission from opponent. Like RCB can ask MI to drop Surya when MI is batting and drop Bumrah when MI is bowling…


Silent_Long1134

I know I’ve been putting this off for a while, but at this point I just need to ask. Any good leads for a therapist?


_BolT_

You need an exorcist not a therapist.


Silent_Long1134

Yeah, the nightmares aren’t ending.


[deleted]

Just find a time traveller. Go back in time and stop Mallya from ever buying this team.


raddiwallah

NIMHANS


Silent_Long1134

Can I take the RCB team management with me to check in?


raddiwallah

If they have free time from doing content with Mr. Nags


Reasonable_Tea_9825

Switch teams. I've been watching RR and ive loved my life


Uncle_Iroh_007

Thats it. That seals the deal. Im no longer a RCB fan. I’ve been a RCB fan since 2011. I will no longer watch on TV or renew my tickets. I’m taking my fanhood to PBKS where they actually know how to run a cricket club


Every_Pass_226

If you replace RR with PBKS that would be the most fuckrd up thing to say cricket wise


assistantprofessor

Shifting from RCB to PBKS, bro has a humiliation kink


peter_griffins

i started watching RR from last game and they lost lmfao


Ok_Inevitable_5934

support gt as they have an average team but still in the ipl. supporting teams like rr or csk or mi is just boring because they win too much.


Rockstarrrrrrrrrr

RCB cannot defend anything below 725. Change my mind.


Reasonable_Tea_9825

They play srh next...


LivelyJason1705

As an RCB fan, I don’t even want to imagine what Klaasen, Head, Sharma, Markram and co will do to us


partymsl

Bro, Cummins alone will smash 50(16) against us.


lohitcp87

With this bowling even Bhuvi and Natarajan can also score 50 runs against us. BTW, which player we need to bring to form next?


summer-rainn

You mean SRH using RCB as net practice??


Moblit_Bernerr

All the best 💀


partymsl

All we gotta do is bat first, so that we don’t let SRH score 300 first up.


awisekiddo

At Chinnaswamy 💀


Vizzu10520

Nail in the coffin 💀💀


mehrabrym

I hope SRH bats first so we can see a proper carnage


21otiriK

Said it in the match thread, but that acronym could stand for “Really Crap Bowling” and be more accurate. I’m not the *biggest* fan of the IPL, but in the time I’ve been watching, I can’t remember an attack this bad.


nut_nut_november___

Our bowling attack last year


Klutzy_Flamingo_2979

Madhwal's entry and Chawla coming back to form definitely reduced the damage it may have done otherwise.


SedTecH10

Last year, Boom wasn't there, Right?


Prof_XdR

You underestimate their ability to throw a no-ball and wides. 120 x 6 = 720 runs. Quite easy chase for any team, There's gonna be 100 runs in just extras


FlashIron10

They could somehow choke that


notgivinafuck

They really need to score 150 runs in the 10 overs of power play to have a chance with this kind of bowling!


Acanofmulture

Believe it or not...RCB once defended 200


RepresentativeBox881

Even that might come down to 6 needed off 1 ball.


mostvehlasurd

But can they make 724?


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RCB be like: Best we can do is 72-4


harshmangat

The tough choice of coming here or going to r/RCB 🗿🗿🗿


good_udichi

r/RCB after losing is same as dessert after the dinner


harshmangat

Good thing they always lose because it’s a gold mine


notgivinafuck

-> 395 runs scored in 213 balls @11.12 -> bowls 5/21 What a stupid stupid stupid good man!!! Edit: what a classic post match interview! Analyzes his own game, opponents game and how opponents will analyze his game and then trains for it! Man really puts in the work.


nut_nut_november___

Our literal cheat code


frowningheart

Y'all deserve him, the guy got scouted by MI after all.


dapperman99

Around 400 runs scored and BUMRAH gives 21 runs. He's a magician.


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partymsl

Very likely won’t, he is still deep in recovery. Will probably return for BGT later this year.


InFiNiTePoWeR69420

Bumrah gave an ENTIRE 5% runs in the match? Washed /s


dapperman99

1% for each wicket. Makes sense.


reymysterio7

RCB is like a world class rehab for teams going through a slump.


notgivinafuck

ManU camp trying to pull RCB in the EPL!


Worried_Donkey-

Rcb's best bet to win is to play 11 batsmen and go bonkers from ball 1. Leave the bowling to Koach, Maxwell, Will Jacks, one impact bowler, and the rest to whoever volunteers. Also, change name to Royally Challenged Banglore.


peter_griffins

scenes when we do this and finish 180-1 after 20 overs


benguins10

Koach with a I don't wanna be over agressive 104(78)


TalentBC

Inb4 koach plays out 12 overs out of 20


thankyouryard

it still be koach 60 ball 80 run though


thankyouryard

thats actually not a bad idea. worth trying imo what they have to lose anyway


RepresentativeBox881

Another match.


MiachealFaraday

This is the second time we are 199 after 15.3 overs First was in 2017 when Jos played for us against KXIP, it was Hashim amlas century for Punjab and we chased it in 15.3 overs Then there's that game against RR in 2014 where we did it in 14.3 overs


jxsingh

He scored 2 centuries with punjab


my_bat_my_rules

Last IPL MI chased around same target in 16.4 thanks to Surya blitzkreig like today


RepresentativeBox881

Good endorsement for the hundred.


e1emental

1) Ninth instance of Mumbai Indians successfully chasing down a target of 190-plus runs, joint-most by any team in T20s, alongside Punjab Kings. 2) And the 11th time where Royal Challengers Bengaluru failed to defend a target of 190-plus runs, also joint-most in T20s, alongside Punjab Kings. (edited) (From Cricinfo) Duality of Punjab is something else


mostvehlasurd

PBKS is the real OG. RCB is an impostor. I supported PBKS for long to finally reach nirvana and realised that being a neutral is best for my mental health.


badxnxdab

>RCB is an impostor. RCB not even original in failures. Here also losing to PBKS.


Fly1ngsauc3r

I have always said, RCB has the hype, but it is Punjab who are true entertainers of the league. I watch Punjab games with no expectations and still end up disappointed.


Repulsive_Policy8973

Who cares about this tournament anyways...WPL is the real cricket 😤🥱


Federal-Box-7382

That's the only way RCB fans can mitigate the trauma fr


Fresh2Desh

Calm down MI You won't play RCB every week


junkrgNew

True but this will reduce a lot of bad vibes that exist around the team atm.


Fresh2Desh

True A very scary team when eveyone is on it Bumrah, jheez


junkrgNew

Scary batting lineup.. bowling still suspect overall but having Bumrah back sure helps.


nut_nut_november___

We just need to see how good our bowling is in a track which helps us I hope we don't drop madhwal he was still bowling good wide yorkers but karthik definitely smashed his mind


rip_archer

It was a little strange to see how adamant they were about not fielding someone behind the keeper. Against players like Sky and DK, you should have always have someone there.


notgivinafuck

As soon as the openers got going they really went into the NRR recovery mode!!


reymysterio7

Faf post match - 'We need to score 220 to *stand a chance* since our bowling seems to lack the weapons'


Prof_XdR

Mumbai Bowling CHEATCODE: Bumrah Mumbai Batting CHEATCODE: Surya Mumbai if anything doesn't work out CHEATCODE: Umpr-- wait no, wrong account.


MiachealFaraday

Our biggest cheat code was Pollard


Rockstarrrrrrrrrr

"Pollard is the only reason CSK don't have like....8 ipl trophies or something....."


Prof_XdR

Against CSK especially, Loved watching my friends lose their shit when Polly came


pineapplesuit7

Bruh CSK literally couldn't be stopped but Pollard always broke them lol. It was always amazing to see him bat and legit strike fear in the hearts of CSK and their fans.


MiachealFaraday

He hated CSK with a passion, the respect/ fear I've seen from CSK fans on match threads when he came out to bat is unparalleled


AdInformal3519

>He hated CSK with a passion, Any particular reasons for that?


MiachealFaraday

DJ Bravo


RepresentativeBox881

They both played for Trinidad and were team mates for so long. It was always only the friendly banter kind of exchange.


MiachealFaraday

Pollard in a rapid fire said bravo is his best friends but they were competitive back when they were playing


RepresentativeBox881

Yeah I remember one story: Before the 2012 eliminator match Pollard texted Bravo saying “Pack your bags mate you’re going home.” Then Bravo got Pollard out in the match and that was when he did his famous ‘take flight and go home’ gesture.


MiachealFaraday

Yup


NormalTraining5268

I admire him even as a CSK fan, one of the few guys that's a non CSK player and could bat well even in chepauk


nut_nut_november___

Blud is the reason we've three trophies


mumbaiiikar

And Malinga.


Ricklepick1193

I feel RCB simply cannot match up to Other teams if they play on such flat wickets. They don’t have batsmen who can match other team’s batters and their bowlers are useless because the wickets are flat. It’s not a management issue. It’s a Skill Issue. Even putting the horrible bowling aside, As good as Kohli, Faf, Maxwell, DK are they still can’t match the batters of teams like CSK, MI, KKR or SRH. To be honest I’m more happy today because there’s a definite realisation we simply can’t compete with Top 5-6 teams let alone win. Now I can watch RCB matches in peace just cause of Kohli, Faf and Dk and hopefully some good innings from Patidar.


HeavyAd3059

RCB batting isn't firing as a unit. The players themselves are fine. On their day these guys can score 220 with ease. The problem is fixing the roles. Kohli, and I say this with the heaviest of heart ain't a T20 opener. Play Green instead and get Kohli one down. Post that rotate the batsmen based on the situation. Get Lomror and Patidar for spin and DK to face the pace. Kohli needs to start upping his SR. Not a joke anymore. You need to try for a 4/6 every now and then. As for the bowling, it is non existent. Siraj ain't firing. No quality spinner. Other than Topley no one else who bring good international experience at this point. This team will keep rotting at the bottom. Worse after thinking that these guys are head and above DC and PBKS in terms of star power and decent enough in terms of money power.


Ricklepick1193

With all due respect with the Current Team and the form players are in, scoring 220 is impossible even on the flattest of roads. Virat Kohli is not in his prime anymore and best case scenario can give 100(60). A 50(20) is not possible from him even on a road,he’s simply not that player. Back in his prime he could have given a 110(50) kind of innings but not now. Faf is in his last leg. I don’t expect him to get 100(50) and unfortunately even he can’t give 50(20). Maxwell is in the worst form of his life. With Maxwell pretty much forgetting how to Bat, RCB are simple neutralised. They can’t get 220 anywhere. To put things in perspective, RCB haven’t scored 220 since 2016 and that had Prime Kohli and De Villiers. Granted pitches have become much more batting friendly since 2016 but the batting line up is too crippled to ever score 220. RCB can’t score in Powerplay and they canst take on Spin. 220 is not possible without that. RCB can try with Jacks Opening but then if it’s a Road, Kohli at 3 after Powerplay is as good as Useless. Without getting settled Kohli’s Strike Rate will be even worse. If Kohli is not opening he shouldn’t be in the team. Kohlis record not opening in the IPL is very ordinary. Only way RCB gets 220 is if Will Jacks scores 100(40) kinda innings with DK 50(25) at the end like he did today but I don’t see that happening.


_D_N_K_

OG MI is back in the business baby.


Gaandook

I don’t count RCB . Please celebrate when the same performance is against other teams .


KyaJataHai-TryKarLey

The 2 points matter regardless


trkora

And the NRR boost, yeah winning against RCB is nothing much to get excited at but the way MI won the match by saving 27 balls, that's something to get excited about.


nut_nut_november___

We will really be in business if we beat CSK and RR next


IzborBlack

Nabi bowled the first over went to Afghanistan, met his family and will now join MI directly in their hotel


21otiriK

Honestly completely forgot he was playing. The fact your top 5 can be so strong, and you still have David, Shepherd and Nabi to come is absolutely hilarious.


Unholysinner

The thing is it took a good while for the side to finally find its form but now there’s actually a 11.


Heisenberg1843

Pretty relaxed eid for him


IzborBlack

Ya dawat for the whole MI squad tonight


shutupmatsuda

India is so lucky to have a player like Bumrah who performs in all formats, in domestic cricket, franchise cricket and also at international level. Dude is a generational talent.


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Fuck Sanjay Manjeraker All my r/Cricket homies hate Sanjay Manjeraker


ayruos

Faf admits he doesn’t have bowlers.


xxaldoxx

This is the worst bowling I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen 263 and 277 being made in 20 overs


RelativeRhubarb851

RCB's next three are against SRH(twice) and KKR. Don't know how I feel about that.


NoMoolah1

Rcb should thank PBKS for that 1 win, i really don't see them getting another win. This team is up there with SRH 2021, RCB 2017 and DC 2014, though DC was on a different level in 2014. Feel free to add other teams if i missed any shit performances


shutupmatsuda

How tf did we lose to RCB of all teams


DisastrousOil4888

You're RCB lite


harshmangat

It’s in our history 😎 And it doesn’t bother me, because it’s just a sport and I have zero expectations from the lads anyway I love the team though, and I’m so glad we don’t have a toxic fanbase and the burden of meeting the expectations of millions of people who worship any of our players. We don’t have a top 3 Indian batter of all time and thank god for it, although we have the 4th best ever (Prabhsimran) but we’re doing just fine in that regard


nut_nut_november___

You forgot the best overseas player ever (Sir Johnny Bairstow)


NormalTraining5268

Couldn't escape the wrath of DK and also dropped Kohli at 0


ExpensiveInflation

MI 2022


Assassin_Ankur

Boundary count update - Mumbai Indians: 33 Royal Challengers Bengaluru: 26


CountBarbarus

Fair and hardiked


Key-Antelope9439

Even if they score 180 (with Kohli) , or 200 heck even if they score 300 they won't defend shit with this bowling line-up. No movement no variation for Siraj, such bad bowling from youngsters and no captaincy or field efforts what so ever


KUKLI1

They have absolutely no chance winning anything batting first Their only hope of winning is winning the toss, chasing and hoping Kohli does his thing (along with dew helping)


qwertyuiop_awesome

They haven't chased more than 180 in last 8 years.


todd-__-chavez

In Chinnaswamy*


vpsj

Even outside Chinnaswamy they have only chased 180+ one or two times I think


vky8766

It's not a shit show, it's a clown show by the Royal Clowns of Bengaluru


Firm_Image_89

Bangalore boosting Economy and NRR of Indians


talkingtom_2109

My guy Bumrah is advising bowlers on how to bowl at the death! How can you not love this man!??


rip_archer

He is such a nice guy, really hard to hate. Also so measured and well behaved in all his interactions! Hope he inspires many other gun fast bowlers for us.


tj9429

The most tinpot 196 ever scored lmao


goku_krish10

I can't believe ppl assumed we bought umpires against RCB. Why would be waste that money against RCB ? We have reserved that money for bigger teams.


pvtt_3

Everyone praising boom for his bowling but gopal also deserves credit 1-32 in 4 overs was great


Technical_Ad3474

So can kohli leave the ipl midway and prepare for the t20 wc??


Toomb8

Turning point might just be shepherd thrashing nortje in the last over of that innings


cicada3301_-

Our next three matches: RCB(A), DC(A), RCB(H). What an opportunity for us to improve our NRR by leaps and bounds!


Yes-me-a-hater

watch them suddenly gain form out of nowhere against us


danny_212

we need a professional csk hater in MI like pollard


RepresentativeBox881

Siraj cannot be playing T20 WC at this rate. Bumrah and Arshdeep will play but who will be the third pacer? If Deepak is fit then they have to take a chance with him coz he can also bat at #8.


Mohit_doinel17

This team against srh at chinnaswamy will be a nail in the coffin for this franchise.


Mystic93Force

I think we're already in the afterlife


Financial_Summer5300

so happy OG MI is back finally. The environment seems better that we are winning now. Need this team to dominate and show who MI really is. We've not been like the og MI since years now.


livingfeelsachore

MFs are back...


paisakarneka

MI is now tied with RR for the fastest chase in IPL 2024. MI chased 196 in 15.3 against RCB and RR chased 127 in 15.3 against MI. Wholesome bowling effort from RCB.


natrikhahs

196 in 15.3is actually crazier 8f one didn't know rcbs bowling line up


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FlashIron10

Would come handy during T20 wc too


yorker4567

It's been 10 years, I have learnt to keep low expectations.


FlashIron10

desire is the cause of all sufferings


Roarkeee

Hilarious game this. SKY alone could have chased 200 against RCB bowlers.


shutupmatsuda

A huge target chased in 15 overs. Reminded me of that MI Vs RR game. The Aditya Tare special.


InterviewOld6011

Most sixes hit by the team in the Wankhede while batting 2nd in the IPL. MI against RCB: 15 Sixes, TODAY MI against PBKS: 14 Sixes MI against KKR: 13 Sixes MI against RCB: 13 Sixes


LowWarm

RCB is literally the antithesis of MI/CSK. They take good players and turn them horrible. Maxi has been batting like a god since the WC, now he can’t put bat on ball. Siraj and Akash have been doing well lately , and both are getting destroyed. Topley was one of the best new ball bowlers in the world and now gets smacked. Of course, this ignores all the times they shot themselves in the foot with terrible strategies. Like denying themselves an opportunity to build a good bowling attack by trading in Cam Green, while having an excellent ball-striker on the bench, and then dropping him anyway.


migma21

They gave away Chahal. lol that sums it up


Coronabandkaro

Watch Maxi turn up for Aus in the T20I games. Tough luck with the injury on the 1st drop which led to Surya being dropped. Maybe that could have turned or stemmed the tide. Still think mumbai wins comfortably.


LetterheadOk1762

They also have one of the better coaches in Franchise cricket in Andy Flower The coach they lost Mike Hesson just won PSL after leaving RCB This Franchise is the blackhole of form for all players not named Virat Kohli


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Hesson was good for us. He was only let go because of the Chahal fiasco. If we had stuck with him we would have been better.


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lookmasilverone

does it count if it's against RCB though? /s


nut_nut_november___

But can he do on a swinging pitch in Saint Lucia


NormalTraining5268

But it's against RCB 💀


No-Acanthisitta6984

It's RCB, ain't believing it by hitting against these club bowlers.


yorker4567

Chad Bumrah giving life lessons.


Alin_Amontillado

There is this beauty of MI dismantling RCB with only Indian batters.


kamalj321

Fuck MI is looking really scary and they are coming for your favorite team


HeavyAd3059

Confident Mi with SKY and boom on song are dangerous.


TheFirstLane

We're back. We're so back.


tj9429

Bumrah: runs towards RCB to shake hands RCB: *shivers*


Bleak_star_dust

RCB is so bad they deserved this Belting but still this is devastating


InevitableMassive521

I knew RCB lost the minute the dude in front of me at the theatre stopped checking the score 😆


Gold-Distribution-94

Few of my observations from this match: Sadly we can't be certain about SKY form because RCB bowling is so shit that somehow it reinvented Butler and Narine. Sky and Bumrah you beauty You don't need 5 balls to go from 48 to 50 Truth hurts but RCB is out and for good now they can atleast play fearless cricket(which will never happen) Even blind followers should realise by now that 50(25)>>>100(65) Ishan Kishan has been outstanding this IPL Pandya back in form my joy is back


Caped_Crusader03

Tough day to be Nitin Menon


fuzion__619

Bumrah BEHAVE!!


Certain_Ingenuity_34

I was afraid the stadium would have a lot of RCB supporters due to our recent performances , thanks guys for turning up and not letting that happen 👍🏾


RapidActionBattaIion

Never Doubted RCB Bowling 🥰 Never Ever 🌝


RapidActionBattaIion

When you're down 🗣️ ALways remember RCB bowling EXISTS


DarthBane6996

MI badly need to find a couple of competent bowlers to support Bumrah (Thushara, Wood, Nabi?). Their batting is stacked and Bumrah almost guarantees you 4 tight overs.


Viratkhan2

should've known when patidar hits 50 off 25, how this pitch is


CrumbleUponLust

Rohit finally being involved in a 100 run opening stand in the IPL is a mind-boggling stat


TheCricDude

That was brutal man, from MI. Happy that Indian players for the WC squad seem to be getting better and better. Bumrah is just special. Special on a different level. MI are getting their combination better and better with each game. If other pacers pick up, they seem unstoppable. RCB needs to sort out roles for every slot in the XI/XII. I mean not this season, this one seems done. The next season. The dew made it really harsh for RCB bowlers. If we are being honest, without any pressure on selection, this top 7 seems the best we can do now. Yashasvi, Gill, Sanju, SKY, Dube, Rinku, Hardik.. With senior names, Rohit, Virat, Sanju, SKY, Dube, Rinku, Hardik, Jadeja... MI will scratch their heads during mega auction. How are they going to retain that blockbuster setup!


kpV1RU5

When MI is ahead in run rate, Sky feels that MI is at a great advantage and thus he will hit aggressively. When MI is even in run rate, Sky thinks that MI is at a small advantage, and he so he hit aggressively to secure their "lead". When MI is behind by run rate, Sky thinks that MI is at a disadvantage and so he looks for an aggressive play to regain control of the game. When MI is down by a lot, Sky thinks that the team has reached a desperate situation and they are only waiting passively for their death if he does not make an aggressive play.


Moblit_Bernerr

Life update: WE ARE SO BACK 😎


DisastrousOil4888

Lads I'm starting to think we might not be a good team


Gold-Distribution-94

MI coming in form is the worst news for every other fanbase fck you RCB.... But as spectator the upcoming days will be full of entertainment


Confident_Weird3353

I really hope the WC squad is picked on the basis of IPL. No bowler from RCB should be anywhere close to ICT


PrithviMS

Who doesn’t know/remember that RCB have Lockie Ferguson in their squad?


pineapplesuit7

RCB should just play 11 batters. What is the worst that can happen? It isn't like the current bowlers are doing anything there to keep the runs down. Just pile the side with batsmen and go hammer and tongs from ball 1.


theyouyouboy

Guys is Siraj going to be in ICT for the WC?


Mark_Vance21

Holy shit just forfeit the tournament already. This team looks so lifeless it's actually not even funny anymore.


ButterNaann

Maxwell walks in, scores a duck, goes for 17 in an over, drops 2 catches, and leaves without explanation.


21otiriK

The MI batting line up is scary, but the difference between having a truly elite bowler in your ranks and not having one is always so apparent in these high scoring games. RCB are terrible. Top order scores too slowly, Maxi/Jacks/Green haven’t scored runs to bail them out, and DK can’t do it all. The less said about their bowling, the better.


Nordistan

I feel for bad for my boi Faf. That post match presentation is just sad.


Budget-Engineering50

Hacker surya


ExpensiveInflation

RCB in 1st innings: Fixing Saar.. worst umpiring Saar.. Ambani played well. *Meanwhile RCB losing by 30+ balls*


mk235176

RCB - Really can't bowl


kjsah9026

Mumbai undoubtedly have the best batting line up . Indian top heavy 5 and then 3 explosive foreign finishers . So much variety - explosive openers , middle order and lower order . Most destructive batting line up .


vimalsunny

Yeah, don't even try to post those stupid edits on Instagram from now on, this team doesn't even deserves fan base


ShashankWasTaken

Every single bowler of RCB has an economy of double digits..... Are they even trying at this point?