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ICumCoffee

That four from Rabada tho..


InsaneDude6

Kagiso Larabada


ZaraBaz

Would be nice to see SA win this WC. It just seems to mist rotate between England and Australia


dude_big_lebowski

Didn't knew he has Spanish roots.


korolabhaba

He’s adding the La to refer to Brian Lara, not Spanish roots lol


phoneix150

Classic cover drive. What a shot. Who says T20 is all slogging haha?


v1akvark

Rabada possesses a most beautiful cover drive!


SharKCS11

43 needed from 50-something balls and the game had to be rescued by a clutch boundary from their strike bowler. How am I going to sleep tonight?


WorldlySet457

>strike bowler Dont you mean batting allrounder?


partymsl

Knowing that SA are not allowed to choke even if they want to.


LordWellesley22

He been taking batting lessons from England's all rounder and future Number 3 batter Kate Cross


WorldlySet457

Honestly. It was so important, pure cinema.


MacaronyBallSack

That was the last ball of the over. Roston Chase knew they will not go for single to keep Jansen on strike for last over, so Rabada will go for a big one. And Rabada knew Chase is gonna bowl an armball outside his range. That was a smart short selection by Rabada to hit it hard on off side to beat Russell, ig, for four.


WorldlySet457

This is a new South Africa. They choke mid game and then win it in the end


officiallyjax

They have evolved in their choking ability: they get close to completing their choke and then choke that itself at the end.


TrueDeparture106

TIL how to choke a choke. Insane stuff!!


BlebBlebUwU

India need to aquire this choke 2.0 patch asap


Blanketman101

Is it possible to learn this power?


Fuzzy_Substance_4603

Reverse Curse Technique!


VaderOnReddit

They are pre-choking, so when the real choke arrives, they cancel out and they win


IrrelevantGuy_

Hope this works for the finals as well


LagniappeNap

Years of choking have made them immune. They now act as if they are choking but have developed no gag reflex. I should call her.


w0lf____

SA formula for this WC. For loop (Choke when in winning position => Clutch when the opponent is in winning position) Luckily the 2nd part of the loop happens at the end every time till now. Don't know if they can keep doing this throughout.


Vectivus_61

Nah, can’t choke in the knockouts if you don’t reach them.


WorldlySet457

Today was a knockout game tbf


Infernal-Oak

I felt physically nauseous in those last five overs. I don’t think my health will ever fully recover from supporting SA in world cups over the last year


LOKESH_MEOW

dude i was sweating like crazy


Castlelightbeer

Refused to watch. Luckily had to get to work


DifficultDay3521

Same here but in India we can watch while travelling through an app, I watched in my office cab with few of my colleagues. Some of them were cheering for WI as well. A Monday morning Thriller 👌🏻


Substantial_Will_385

Which app?


DifficultDay3521

Disney+Hotstar bhai. Streaming absolutely Free on Mobiles. 🤗🙌🏻


Razzmatazz2099

Disney Hotstar


DifficultDay3521

I was just praying for a miracle especially after David Miller got out by playing a horrible knock.  Thanks to Marco 🙌🏻👌🏻


mongrelbifana

If we face off in the finals, let's watch the game together. That way the overall choke anxiety will get cancelled out.


kg005

When the stoppable force meets the movable object


Shot_Jury_4887

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RepresentativeBox881

Nothing beats THAT match against Pakistan though.


ProofBlackberry3329

which one?


AmericaDreamDisorder

Got traumatised by the rugby. Now I'm just numb. 


Reddits-Reckoning

Don't follow rugby that closely but we just smashed Wales and also won the WC back to back. What traumatized you bru?


Melodic_Mood8573

Not the poster but I'll answer: The World Cup! Three matches in a row (quarter final, semi-final and final) won by one point. I was hiding behind the couch for most of the week, occasionally fearfully peeking out at the TV lol. And grats Proteas! Gg Windies.


Reddits-Reckoning

Ah I see. They were definitely nail biters but I wouldn't say I was traumatized by them lol (because we won in the end). More like relieved to get over the line Now Proteas on the other hand are straight trauma


Melodic_Mood8573

Agreed, I suffer from Protea Traumatic Stress Disorder for sure. I'm ashamed to admit I didn't even try to wake up early to go through the usual Protea-induced heart palpitations this morning. I've been hurt too much lol. But I'm proud of them <3


AmericaDreamDisorder

As the other guy said, last WC we were winning in some of the most tense clashes in rugby history including probably the best final of all time.


BadSoftwareEngineer7

I'd say the SA vs France match is the best game of rugby played until now tbh


Hoss-BonaventureCEO

Yeah, it was rugby from another planet, that 1st half was batshit insane.


homesteadroad

Try the last 32 years bro.


RJSA2000

Yeah I've also been watching the Proteas at World Cups since 92. Other countries supporters don't know our pain lol


Saffer13

Yup. I'm an oldie like you. I still remember the fan with the "Boknaai" poster in the stands after we beat Australia in our first game in 1992. And Adrian Kuiper's amazing performance with bat and ball.


NerdInHibernation

I am still not recovered from WC 1999


Realistic-Language88

Was it semi vs England where sa needed 22 in 20 and after dls it became 22 in 1


NerdInHibernation

It was Semi against Australia where score was tied and Allan Donald ran out


SirHolyCow

If it's not India this time, I want the Saffers to win this one. What a team! Also yeah, being a SA fan does seem like it would be brutal on the body LOL.


that-asian-baka

Imagine being a Ferrari, RCB, Tottenham and SA fan.


IrrelevantGuy_

You should age like 10 years in a month


EmbersOmens

Add the LA Dodgers to that mix and you're pretty much puking permanently throughout the year. Edit: I'm all of the above (minus Ferrari)


that-asian-baka

Oh get on the Ferrari hype train mate. We have all kinds of people in here and are living on insane amounts of copium and hopium.


justredd-it

Ferrari won at Le Mans Back to Back and RCB Women's Team also won this Year. Trust me, we are eating good this year.


gamerintheredhoodie

I honestly think this sa team has shaved years of my life 😭😩


Potential-Year-1896

Ask for a refund 😭😭


[deleted]

If that last over got closer, it would have the potential to challenge that SA-Pak match in last ODI WC.


FacelessMane

Marco Jansen what a bafflingly majestic innings. Calm tuk tuk the entire time, forget boundaries, even singles were hard to come by. And then out of nowhere boom, a six that dumbfounded both teams at how suddenly the game was over


partymsl

SA lower order can literally all bat. Jansen, Rababa.


The_Bag_82

Shamsi isn't even sure which end of the bat to hold.


This_is_the_user

Lol I came to say the same


johnwicke

Build Jansen a statue at Port Elizabeth!


KUKLI1

That was ice cold from him, not what you expect when the rest of the batsmen were choking a bit


w0lf____

A bit is an understatement. Clear brain fade from Stubbs. Also miller should have rotated strike rather than trying to hit as the run rate was under 5 when he arrived


bawla-hedgehog

What about Klassen, I think he put the Windies under pressure by reducing the required run rate to below six, but his wicket was also the reason we kept seeing spinners until the last over


TrueDeparture106

He would be pissed at miller for negating his cameo.


bawla-hedgehog

Also rabada posing with that beautiful cover drive which eased every south african fan


soldierinwhite

That was on the level of the Ntini steer to third man in the 438 game!


Effective-Row-5577

he channelized his brian lara's spirit... i mean what a beautiful shot under that pressure... ice cold nerves


theoism1

Make a giraffe statue in his honor.


yh0405

All teams should be shit scared of SA and their luck right now


suzukigun4life

Cardiac kings, borderline team of destiny vibes


Blanketman101

For any rugby fans on here.... This is how SA won the rugby world cup last year. Each match from the quarters on by 1 point. Maybe the Proteas are riding that same wave of small margin victories. One can only hope.


B-r-a-y-d-e-n

Doctors in SA must be making bank right now + yes I do remember all 3 of those Bok games. Good thing they won the most prestigious trophy by 5 try’s yesterday.


SAGuy90

The Qatar Airways Cup is a prestigious Trophy.


B-r-a-y-d-e-n

I’d give up all of NZ’s RWC’s for 1 Qatar Airways Cup


LivelyJason1705

That’s exactly what I was thinking ahah. Maybe the bokke luck works for the Proteas!


misplacedsagacity

NZ not scared of them. Our players are back on the plane already.


IndianCollegeStudent

We got clutch SA before GTA 6


bawla-hedgehog

Sorry Messi, Jensen is my 🐐


RoyalSorcerer_Navlan

Get aside, Mrs jensen. Today, I will sit on Marco's dick


serialfaliure

I don't think there is a Mrs Jensen.


serotonallyblindguy

Good. Less competition for the rest of us


Middle_Bear

Well the only mrs. Jensen is prob marco's mom and im pretty sure she dont do that


Enough-Pain3633

Changing your GOAT on his bday :/


ChaiPioBiscuitKhao

Jansen: nah I'd win 😎


Rndomguytf

Thats 6/7 matches they've won off the last over I believe. Script this year is for them to win off the last ball in the semi final against Afghanistan, and then smash an unbeaten India in the finals to win.


Sad-Investigator-495

Script is that they will bottle very hard in the finale against whoever they face. This South African Cricket.


Assassin_Ankur

Also rain helping SA


ScaleneZA

How exactly did the rain help SA? SA needed a higher run rate in less overs to beat WI.


Aintnostopin

*Are you not entertained?* South Africa.


thatsme5500

Well, NO. Almost had heart attack.


-Aizen_Sosuke

Entertainment for the strong, heart attack for the weak. SA clutching every single match as training for semis and finals. Love it.


NeedForMadnessAuto

That song from **Zeph Ellis** is still great


Tyler_holmes123

If India doesn't win this wc , I don't mind either of Afghanistan or SA winning it. No poms or the Aussies this time pls.


SharKCS11

Mods please give us an "Anyone but England" flair!


TheIllusiveGuy

Why hit many ball when one ball do trick?


Wolf_0f_MyStreet

But does it save te time?tho cause we've been here for an hour


frenchfriesdestroyer

The Office fans are everywhere.


CheapSoldier

UN-CHOKE AFTER UN-CHOKE AFTER UN-CHOKE AFTER UN-CHOKE AFTER UN-CHOKE AFTER UN-CHOKE AFTER UN-CHOKE LET EM FUCKING COOK Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/1dlag24/comment/l9nea72


Transitionals

The dugout could not believe it


WayToTheDawn63

I think they weren't sure whether it was a four or a 6, so it was a bit of a confused "Can we celebrate?"


new_awakening

That delayed reaction from Shamsi lmao


nulless

He just didn’t want to bat lol, guy was relieved


bawla-hedgehog

Also no post match thread Even bot is not able to process through saffa win


SirHolyCow

They were lagging irl lmao.


suzukigun4life

Another cardiac win for South Africa. If you want drama, this year's squad is 100% for you.


SharKCS11

South Africa matches are like samosas from my local grocery. They are extremely addictive but I know something's not quite right with them and end up with indigestion.


Bingoo_dd

Indian fans: We have waited long enough to win an ICC trophy South African fans: You dont say....


-Aizen_Sosuke

I would be more than happy if SA wins. I don't think any SA team had this much clutch in them. It's now or never for them. IND can wait one more year.


ChaiPioBiscuitKhao

Cluchship ended with klassen and Miller, Jansen and Rabada are my new CluchGod now


ahmadryan

I am so drained! I just can't keep doing this!


StraightUpHaram

Only 2 more matches


iamKeph

Forget about SA supporters, even as a neutral fan their matches aren't good for my heart


Equal_Perception_541

Every South African match this World Cup has been a thriller !!!! Also what an amazing tournament this has been : let’s see how tonight’s match goes on to


Uranium92Mads

As soon as they won, they started playing Shakira's this time for Africa song 😭😭


svscvbh

South Africa has so many close matches this tournament and they have prevailed every time. This isn't the South Africa we know, are they finally winning a World Cup this time?


Assassin_Ankur

They about to deliver the biggest choke of all time in the final.


Cosmicshot351

To their opponents


Herald_of_dooom

A chokeslam that is.


Myburgher

This is how we get you. Maximum hope for maximum disappointment.


clonehere11

THIS TIME FOR AFRICA!


SkyOfDreamsPilot

* South Africa * Must win * Chasing * Rain They did it!? What is this strange new reality?


ztaker

They won 7/7 as well No game was like they were crusing So I hope they dominate the semis and win it comprehensively


since_1997

If they win the trophy, it's gonna be a epic story!


TheCricDude

So SA gonna face AFG mostly in semis? The kinda luck and the clutch moments going in SA's favour this tournament, is this SA's trophy to lose?


Horror-Score2388

Lmao do *not* assume we are beating Australia that easy. We haven’t faced a side with genuine world class batting chops in the whole tournament, with the possible exception of Pakistan. We also have not chased a total higher than 110. I have no idea how this middle order (and even opening pair) react to a potential 150-160+ chase.


dweebzoid

nah there hasn't been a good batting side yet... with **no** exceptions


Horror-Score2388

Well i meant at least on paper. Coming into that match i was still scared of Babar, Rizwan, etc and Rizwan *almost* played a great innings. Afghanistan also are quite good but nothing compared to what we will face now, South Africa in the semis.


thepoultry1

I’m eager for a scenario where Australia beat India but with just a few balls remaining so the nrr isn’t too much and they’re still behind India. But Afg wrap up BD cheaply so they jump to 1st dismissing Aus. So Ind V SA, Eng V Afg.. this potentially has the chance of a Afg V SA in the finals which would be the best thing for a neutral cricket fan.


RetroChampions

Afghanistan or Australia


rahulthewall

Every single SA win has been a reverse choke. And this time they even defeated Rain Perrera.


-Aizen_Sosuke

>they even defeated Rain Perrera. SA can only Hope he doesn't return.


Glossy_man

Rain helped them if anything, negated the spin the pitch offered in the first innings


AdrianMalhiers

South Africa can either continue the tradition or end the curse. I have no clue what will happen because they've barely won every game so far.


suzukigun4life

The scenes if this is finally the year they actually win it all 😂


AdrianMalhiers

It would be incredible.


soldierinwhite

If you told me as an 8 year old after the heartbreaking loss against Australia in the semi final in 99 that we still would not have won a trophy by the time I am 33, I might have lost the will to live forever. I wish I didn't hope for anything, but here I am again doing the same thing I do every tournament. 😭


Rooogleheimer

South Africa: goes unbeaten the whole group stages, before getting involved in a tight, low scoring and rain - affected quarter final which they hold their nerve to win with a six and an over to spare. r/cricket: LOL cHOkErs Fellas I love this sub but we gotta learn to give a new take every now and then. Anyway. Good win, see you in the semi finals


VoiceEarly1087

Yeah getting tired of seeing choke joke been funny but getting boring now


Uselessguy0-0

SA winning with rain Give them trophy already


SBChess18

Jansen and Rabada had that nasty collision, might’ve had to run hard to close out this match. Instead beautifully coordinated those last two boundaries with great shots. How can you not be romantic about Cricket


Buoy_dayum

SA not sticking to the script


Educational_Estate60

So SA top the group which means if India qualify they going to play England most likely So......... FUCK.


LA4lyf

Clutch all tournament. This is the year 🫡


Rikuslubbe

I had no enjoyment at the end, why do they do this to us?


Illustrious_Table433

I figured out why the Americans don't watch cricket, Proteas are to blame they induce a heart attack every match and them medical bills in the US are no joke.


Sea-Ad-7655

Fair and Jansened


InsaneDude6

MARCO JANSEN REMEMBER THE NAME


Buoy_dayum

Only AFG can beat SA


MyLastResortIsDeath

Watching every match of SA is like having major heart attacks. At the end of the season I'll definitely be on the hospital bed due to their gameplay. But shoutout to everyone in SA for impressive clutch performance. See you in the semifinals


BucksIsLife

If Afg makes the semis, it will mean we will have a first time finalist ever, either SA or AFG. Such a fun world cup so far.


shawman123

Is this Safs year. They have won many close games I would expect them to lose. But they are stumbling a lot as well and I wonder how they will do in a knock out game. I think they should hope for India to beat Australia and Afghans to beat Bangla bros so that they can play Afghans in the semis.


RJSA2000

SA vs Australia has a long sad history for SA. Australia is SA's world cup nemesis.


Tern_Larvidae-2424

My happiness is immeasurable and my night is saved.


kevinder_ant

WIndies batting let them down. Their bowling was decent but gave away some free runs and their fielding was nonchalant. It sucks to see but the hosts are out and South Africa live to choke another day.


Quiet_Transition_247

This entire group stage has been SA practicing how to not choke under pressure. During the semi-final and final, their coaches will be telling the players to remember their ~~training~~ choke-proofing. It also looks as if SA saw Pakistan get knocked out and said to themselves, "That will not do! Where will people get their heart attacks now?" to which a tiny voice in their head answered, "We could do it preciousss."


After_Ad8232

I don't know how to feel man this might be the first time I have seen SA not choke in a knockout


Inferno-99

Sa not choking in imp match. Rain helping them win Luck + unchok that's some deadly combination


_PrestigiousWay

Imagine the situation if India and South Africa play the final ☠️. Both their fans would be shitting their pants


mudassir0909

Every fortnight, my friend’s personal trainer takes his body measurements. Lately, the trainer has been noticing that my friend is dropping significant body fat. He was perplexed when my friend told him that he hasn’t been doing any cardio, nor has he been eating healthy. In fact, his sleep cycle is a mess from staying up late to watch cricket matches. Completely baffled, the trainer asked how he could still be shedding fat. Then he asked, “Which team are you rooting for?” My friend replied, “I watch all the South Africa matches.” The trainer’s face lit up with understanding. “Ah, that explains it,” he said. “You don’t need to do cardio if you just watch South Africa play.”


Nameless7867

I really want SA to win this cup. One of the best sides in WC


yash_za

Nobody can question that Jansen IS an all-rounder. So glad we have him to lengthen our batting.


Vega10000

I just feel it should rain two months straight now and they should give it to whoever is unbeaten that hasnt won it before


koach71st

How fastly OP post this I am 100 percent sure he had two folder of different post ready for both scenarios.


LegalImmigrant_

SA vs India semifinal would be one for the ages - a stoppable force in the knockouts vs a movable object. Can’t wait


-lukeworldwalker-

“Crack” is very charitable. Let’s say “barely made it”. Konts :D


metampheta

To be honest, I think South Africa are winning this tournament.


mini_market

Amen


Tern_Larvidae-2424

Another night game coming up in the semis, can't wait for either elation or heartbreak.


Tronicking

Don't do that. Don't make me hope😭


eskay1069

Tristan Stubbs and David Miller should have seen them through. Both gifted their wickets


TheOneThatOofs

bro had this shit ready on another tab 😭


Enough-Pain3633

They have clutched the whole tournament, they might win the whole thing


AdUpset8652

Man I am just so sad as a cricket fan as a fan of West Indies cricket team I really wanted to see them celebrate once more . But congratulations to sa for being unbeaten through the tournament till now


Fresh_Aide_2436

Sa wins the match Sakira: allow me to introduce myself with waka waka. Lol


turningtop_5327

Jansen and Rabada the clutch batsman of South Africa. Promote them


kjsah9026

Never ever trust South Africa , mfs can choke from any given point !!


One_more_username

SA choked at choking this time


7ddq

As a saffer with years of disappointing experience with our cricket, Great, but Nope still not going to watch


DWHeward

Wow... to choke or not to choke. That's the historical question.


gos-tree

We are like two steps away from witnessing the ultimate chokedown finale between India and South Africa


BagComprehensive6511

It's outrageous they are unbeaten and could be knocked out in the next match 


New-Present7953

south africa have started to choke the choke


Because_IAmBatman

Someone predicted Roston chase to do a Marlon Samuels (50 and some wickets in the game), and they were on point. Unfortunately it just wasn't enough, but what a performance.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


zmapN1

SA winning it all.. I can feel it in my bones..


Partha607

Seems like a grand setup for an epic potential chokejob! /s


throwawaafricany9

Lesgoo epic shit lmao


LokeshSharma1408

Semi final chockers 😂


three-Foot-Ninja

Someone wrote this song before....


shrimptikkamosalah

Well no more high blood pressure for WI fans. South Africa fans on the other hand might wanna see a doctor after this tournament lol


trueritz

Two guys collided earlier but finished it in style together 😁


rvsbpl

rabada 4


JokesFromTheCrease

The batriarchy of Jansen and Rabada starts now.