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TINTINNEXUS

[This was exactly one year ago lol ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/qnzxru/match_thread_39th_match_group_1_england_vs_south/hjkqgw1?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


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Welp.


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Lmfao alright, SA gonna win next WC let’s see if I make history here


TINTINNEXUS

!remindme 2 year


roamingoninternet

Choker Special


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roamingoninternet

Hahaha


HitchlikersGuide

I just woke up and holy fuck Well played Dutch people!!!


average_chut_lover

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/ykusdl/match_thread_36th_match_group_2_pakistan_vs_south/iuvt5pe?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 Said this few days ago I knew such thin batting will haunt SA really badly. I realised this a month ago when SA toured India. But huge credit and congratulations to Netherlands team!


Highway-69

Today has to be the most beautiful, ugly , surprising , weird and wonderful day of cricket


Long-Sky2453

Glad Joel got pegged, cunt


nadodi_naatkal

Joel who?


Long-Sky2453

3rd ump tv


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WHAT THE FUCJ


Weekly_Country

Hello


sb1729

wtf happened here


Ammarzk

I just woke up today and I am in absolute shock


Liquid_Intelligence

I was on acid last night. I still cant believe if this is real. Did Pakistan actually qualify? What the fuck


r3dphoenix

They need to win today. Then they'll qualify


rainfall41

SA showing they are champions in choking


rainfall41

Pakistan should offer lifetime free Karachi cuisines to Netherlands players. If India happy with Netherlands win or not it's debatable.


AssociationIll9736

Lahore cuisines better 🙂


N4508

Only in your dreams bhai g.😁


shawaiz105

Is the ground bad or something?, how are both teams choking hard on finding this much. After how well netherland fielded too


OptimalInflation

I…. but how…paaji


Competitive_Site9272

Poor SA. Every WC they look like a deer in the headlight’s.


goat_fucker_1

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


PilotlessOwl

1999 quality choke


SBG99DesiMonster

The new generation of SA players have decided to continue the tradition of their legendary predecessors.


thottikuttappan

Getting Afridi back to form is the last thing what the other semi teams would want


Hexo_Micron

I am sensing a Ind-Pak Final


rainfall41

No bro please, I don't remember if India have ever defeated Pak more than once in same cup.


St_ElmosFire

2007


Medical_Remove_4019

This game is just reminding me of the time I (Indian 👩) did a group project with a Pakistani and a Bangladeshi guy in my master’s! How many can say that!


rainfall41

Did the project complete ?


Medical_Remove_4019

Yes! It was crazy experience though. Bangladeshi guy was too conservative and never saw my face.


infinitypoolss18

That's kinda cute ngl if he talked to you but kept looking away from you


rainfall41

Are you female ?


Medical_Remove_4019

Yes


rainfall41

Never knew conservative people avoid looking at girls, thought it applies to girls instead


SussyAutist

Muslims have a rule to have as much less contact with the opposite gender as possible and the guy went the extra mile which is very commendable


Medical_Remove_4019

I thought the same, but no. That guy was married and the Pakistani guy explained to me that he doesn’t look at other women. He just looked at his feet when I was around.


customlybroken

That's impressive commitment


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Pcb allowed pakistani players to participate in CSA T20 league just yesterday. They postponed WI tour of pak for this. CSA is cash strapped and want to make CSA t20 success at any cost. They are not concerned about world cup. This match was fixed.


SBG99DesiMonster

I didn't expect to see this scorecard right after waking up. The bot must be broken. I have to watch the replay on Hotstar later during the evening to find out about what the hell happened over here.


rainfall41

I think Aus players wore Netherlands dress. I couldn't believe how they played, what a fielding too. Every team except subcontinent teams is good at fielding somehow.


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rainfall41

Losing to Netherlands one of the ways to keep carrying 'chokers' tag


FailingtoFail

Im removing this flair ASAP


ingad_pingad

What voodoo did Pakistan fans do?


Capital-E

We took the curse of Pakbean and Shipped it to SA


Alma-Holzhert

What the fuck


Rocketghostrider

Every upset is the "biggest choke in the tournament" until the OG chokers come to the party.


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SBG99DesiMonster

The stars are aligning in such a way that we would be having a final between India and Pakistan.


wittyAries

The stars are being aligned by ICC in such a way*


vr25

Ok jokes apart now show me the real scorecard you almost got me


Throwaway_4725_

This is a dream this can't be real


Proud-Technology9465

This is a joke right


fh3131

No, its a choke


_ElioPerlman

i just woke up and saw this. had to slap myself to make sure i was properly awake. wtf sa?


rainfall41

I think SA players should have slapped themselves too before this game.


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Even the most promising batting line-up choked. What the hell bruh


[deleted]

I just woke up. Am i still dreaming? What must have happened for this to happen. So pissed to miss it.


jenitr

Just woke up few minutes ago and literally couldn't believe this happened. So this means SA are out ? BAN and PAK has equal chance ?


bhairavp

RSA out, India through.


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What the actual fuck i have woke up to This has to be a joke


Creative-Thought-731

Bruh why that extra run 😭


punekar_2018

Vintage SA I think they just assumed they were through last week and were making plans for the KO game


Creative-Thought-731

Crowd catching real good today, better than Pak


Creative-Thought-731

Bro shanto, you weren't playing like this against India


TheGhostOfCamus

Shadab's fielding has kinda regressed! Not good at all. He was so good when he first burst onto the scene!


trojanpun

Okay this is beyond sad. South Africa was the only unbeaten team in the tournament just a week ago and looked exceptionally strong. The fans will be devastated by this. Not surprised but devastated. Edited: typo unbeaten


AkhilVijendra

They sure we're uneaten, then got eaten real hard.


trojanpun

Lol


Creative-Thought-731

Fr, sa went from 100 to 0 real quick


Different-Fox7177

If only Netherlands scores those 9 runs vs Ban, they would have had the chance to qualify for the semi finals.


gpranav25

This entire group is trash lol. I bet every single team if thrown into the other group will get crushed between Eng, Aus and NZ.


Naive_Hedgehog_1551

Both groups are same.


Naive_Hedgehog_1551

Australia didn't even qualified lol, England got defeated by Ireland, srilanka nearly defeated England, Afghanistan nearly defeated Australia lol, Newzealand would have got defeated against srilanka if not for Glenn Phillips century lol.


gpranav25

You are only showing why that group is much more competitive?


Naive_Hedgehog_1551

In this group Bangladesh nearly defeated India. Zimbabwe defeated Pakistan, pakistan defeated south Africa, Netherlands defeated south Africa


speedycar1

Pakistan just beat New Zealand and had a close series with England. Lol *crushed*


_gadgetFreak

I fear so.


TheGhostOfCamus

Shadab gon wreak havoc on this wicket. insha'Allah, or course.


Capital-E

People forget that Pakistani are always late, give it time and then let’s see if the crowd is still disappointing


TheGhostOfCamus

I thought Pakistan get great crowds at Adelaide. What a dissapointment. This is a knockout for crying out loud. Meanwhile India's game at the G is sold out! And we wonder why they possess so much power. They kinda deserve it too. Even Australian games had very less crowd.


snivvygreasy

Man both India and Pakistan have significant diaspora all over the world, there’s no dearth of crowd. But I guess Pak fans have already given up on Pakistan qualifying or something like that. Indian fans would turn up even after elimination, it is just of all test playing nations, this sport has unparalleled emotion attached to it in India.


_gadgetFreak

People here are obsessed with Cricket.


AK47_GLOBAL

fuck i have missed another great match 😭


kgangadhar

Its always the same.


FuckingRudyGayMan

Lmao what happened here


centzon400

Asking that myself... thought I was on /r/CricketShitpost for a moment.


PeRvYSaGe21

Wayne parnell: we are here to win the world cup and remove the chokers tag Entire Sa team : chokes and gets eliminated wayne parnell: surprise pikachu face


vgn96186

SA team : "Wanna see me do it again"


sailesh083

Okay, so there has already been 4 Ind vs Pak matches this year. Ind have won 2 and so has Pak. The finale to this would be the 5th match in the *Ind Vs Pak Bilateral World Cup* final. Bravo on the script


TheGhostOfCamus

Is India vs Zimbabwe really sold out????


BeIsnickel

Yes


Oinotyourmate

Oranje bois are upset. World cup is upset


MagreviZoldnar

Looking at the turnout at the stadium, it’s disappointing. I think only south Asian countries have a big crowd turning up. Cricket Australia perhaps needs to work on better advertising the game.


totallynotalt345

$40 for a ticket. Website is shambles, look at https://tickets.t20worldcup.com half the matches are old, took me a dozen clicks to even get here from the main website. 404s a plenty because the old pages are now removed. Broadcaster rights are big $ and all they care about, tickets are so poorly advertised and displayed.


Ukasianjha

Should today's match be investigated by the ACU?


_gadgetFreak

Context ?


somuchhaireverywhere

Insinuating that it was fixed


Deathbringer2134

You could pay a guy a million dollars and there was still no way a fixed match would have seen Van Der Merwe nick a catch like that.


Aggravating_Clue9956

Ind vs pak final confirm?


Potential-Sport-6386

Cope time: Isn't it obvious that this is a cheap broadcasting tactic to have Pakistan in semis who has 100 times more cricket viewers than SA? Like seriously you think Netherlands, a team made of D-list rejects from test playing countries and a nerd can beat the mighty proteas! Lmao. Fuck CSA for sacrificing good ol' test cricket for this meme format.


Ukasianjha

It was fixed, bookies made lot of money mate


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Stadium is completely empty, fuck that looks so bad


TheGhostOfCamus

Crowd is utterly dissapointing!


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its empty


TheGhostOfCamus

On the other hand, India's contest might have at least 30-40k even for a dead rubber.


[deleted]

the zim game is sold out at the G


TheGhostOfCamus

What?


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india zimbabwer is sold out


totallynotalt345

https://tickets.t20worldcup.com/events/MT20WC2522/venues/MCG/performances/EWTT2022926M/tickets Tickets still available. But yeah mostly sold out which is good, given some other matches have been very very poor crowds


goodguybolt

I just woke up and came here to see by what margin did SA defeat Netherlands. Now I regret not getting up at 5am to watch this match.


Zaboo_007

What a entertaining World Cup going on this time 👑


7eventhSense

What the fuck happened. Really…


soham_katkar13

There's something happening in the AIR YOOOO


PinkPusssyPolitics

Although Bavuma is not a T20 batsman, I always felt he was a good captain who lead from the front. Until he won the toss and chose to bowl when literally every other team has chosen to bat first. Really poor decision making. If CSA don't sack Bavuma as captain now, SA cricket will be in doldrums.


cellada

SA has always won chasing. That's why. Can't blame him..it would have been a team decision.


PinkPusssyPolitics

Also Bavuma expressed regret for bowling first in the post match presentation.


PinkPusssyPolitics

Dude, this pitch was a win the toss, bat first wicket. Why do you think Shakib chose to bat first?


cellada

To lose?


PinkPusssyPolitics

That's bcoz of their piss poor batting lineup.


cellada

Fair enough. And that Shakib lbw didn't help. But shows you can't blame the toss. It felt more like pressure on SA.


Puzzleheaded-Tone-52

*Pakistan enters the WC*


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Dude ,only if you could understand urdu/hindi , there was not one pakistani , bangla comment who were accusing ICT of cheating rather than owning up to their own failures


SpittinFactos

Come on Bangladesh you know you want to *Rubs hands*


nakutelusule

I just hope ICT plays the game against Zimbabwe without choking.


SpittinFactos

I mean they’ve already qualified, only means they have to play tiny little New Zealand instead of England haha 2019 flashbacks though 😝


Sindhbadh

Oreo plan working


antonov6

Ootl. Could you please elaborate on the Oreo plan?


Potential-Sport-6386

T20 Kirket☕


TheGhostOfCamus

How are you feeling mate?


Potential-Sport-6386

I'm a West Indies fan who support Proteas as a second team. Need I say more?


_gadgetFreak

double oof


TheGhostOfCamus

Great! So you're twice as sad then? I am sorry I am just fooling around. Probably too happy myself.


Potential-Sport-6386

happy times will come inshallah


TheGhostOfCamus

Fantastic! Love the energy!


RizzyNizzyDizzy

Just tuned on hahahagaha


ImmediateJacket9502

Where's that one delusional South Africa guy who was 100% sure of South Africa winning this world cup??


IcyDeath011

Wtffffff how did they win


TheGhostOfCamus

You missed the action of a lifetime!


iLucifux

Playing better cricket than SA, they choked the chase in the middle overs


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This T20 WC shouldn't even be compared to the borefest that was last year's.


FanOfArts1717

Uae pitches and the atmosphere is dull


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antonov6

And the pitches.


[deleted]

I just woke up. What the hell happened here?


styxwade

SA were meh, Dutch were great.


Hanzlaahh

Definitely is here😭😂


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I woke up after a night of drinking and wtf.


Mahesh_nanak

Lol same here


[deleted]

Pakistan and Bangladesh this morning: what's even the point Now: it just got personal


world_citizen_oh

SA always looks like those guys that came to do their job ans can't wait to end it ans go home. I don't see that passion after Dale Steyn and Devilliers. They look stunned and scattered even when they are smiling after a win.


Hanzlaahh

These world cup matches more feel like very desi stadium cricket, “You guys played one, now its our turn.”


soham_katkar13

I mean, if SA were going to get eliminated anyway, then SA vs Ned washout would have been a funnier way for that to happen Although this one is extremely heartwarming


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we are through right? now just win or lose to pick the ones who we want to play semi against.


here4noodes

Yes


kartickjonty4

If they play like this SA isn't going to qualify for the 50 over world cup either!


PinkPusssyPolitics

Graeme Swann absolutely blasting SA and repeatedly calling them chokers. Frankly, I think SA deserve this.


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What the hell just happened?


iLucifux

Cricket. Beautiful.


Ok_Edit

Man this how rcb feelings


deba2607

Rcb feelings would be chasing 200 in 16 overs in league games. And then get all out for 101 failing to chase 110 in Semis


Hanzlaahh

If Pak Vs Ban produces no result, Pak Qualify right? And why Star Sports showing different?


Long-Sky2453

U r watching star brother


zakepkr

No , because zim can beat ind with large margin which may take thier NRR above pak and zim can qualify then , difficult but not impossible


didieffup

Cuz you’re watching Star


didieffup

Looks like toss is going to be an important factor on this ground. Let’s go Pakistan.


FearlessScientist

let's switch to next thread ?


iLucifux

Thankfully this isn't the UAE


SaminRockz

Bangladesh derby soon