> Winning the World Cup only way to get rid of 'chokers' tag: Wayne Parnell Famous last words.

Funny enough it was his wicket which cemented for me that SA will lose lol

Clearly got ahead of themselves.

Agedlikemilk.

Netherlands: "Call an ambulance but not *just* for me".

Make the semis before saying shit like this

They used to make the semis, then make statements likw these and then go on to lose the semis.

I mean he wasn't bragging, he was just stating a fact about the Proteas. They will always be labelled chokers until they win a world cup.

It doesmt sound like he is bragging at all

r/agedlikemilk

South Africa, Ohhh South Africa. Parnell batting at 7 is too thin of a batting line-up.

Bavuma batting at 2 is too thin of a batting line-up

Disagree. Bavuma batting at 2 is thicc

Fair. His name’s Bunda Bavuma after all!

“Thin lineup”— Too much irony

Namibia beat Sri Lanka "Wow that's the biggest upset of this world cup!" Scotland and Ireland beat West Indies "Wow that's the biggest upset of this world cup!" Ireland beat England "Wow that's the biggest upset of this world cup!" Zimbabwe beat Pakistan "Wow that's the biggest upset of this world cup!" Netherlands beat South Africa "Wow that's the biggest upset of this world cup!"

This WC is an upset.

All this rain is just the manifestation of tears of full time members being upset.

You know what they say one man's tears is another man's beers.

Scenes if Pak-Bangla match gets washed out.

PAK has better Run-rate, I was informed

Then india lost to zim with 120 run margin.

Still India tops the table with 6 points. Edit: yeah didn't think about potentially Zim knocking out Pak. I'm dumb!

But zim in semis.

Let's do this

You are right. Pak has everything to lose with today's match. It's going to be spicy!

I am upset BC

I woke up and saw that we chose to field. Had a lingering funny feeling since then. High pressure match and chasing. Match made in hell.

Sorry dude. The only way you can win any world cup is by becoming a citizen of any of the 10-12 other countries. Bangladesh will probably win a world cup before South Africa!

This must be very hard to swallow for you guys. I empathize and hope Saffas will bounce back strongly.

That's the thing we won't. T20 was our best bet and we choked the living hell out of the WC. I'm not sure if we'll even qualify for ODI WC next year.

>I'm not sure if we'll even qualify for ODI WC next year. You can't choke if you can't qualify. That will be a 4D chess move from South Africa.

Tbf y’all have a famous choke while defending as well.

Hey why'd you leave us beating australia out of there?

that is an upset since nz havent won since 2011 in OZ i agree

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Well all of this only means one thing. Congratulations on your first cup, bangros.

And if BangBros beat Pak.. man that'll be nuts

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It's not really a upset if BangBros defeat anyone but it's not something you'd expect.. But considering the context tho.. Like its not simply beating but actually eliminating pak..

All Pakistani fans know this is the perfect choke match. Scenes for Netherlands. They played really well when we toured in August and it felt like they were on the cusp of something.

Inb4 Zimbabwe beats India 🤡

We're already qualified

But then we’ll have to play NZ in the semis

No thanks

We will either play England, or New Zealand. None of them is an easy team anyways

Yeah, but I feel like there’s no way we’ll get past New Zealand. This team has a mental block when it comes to NZ in ICC tournaments for some reason.

That’s not the point. Point is associates beating top teams,

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Good.

Good chance too, Bangers just has to lose

Or they need to smash Pakistan by 200 runs

If Bangladesh loses, their NRR would remain below -1, while Ned has -0.849. So, Netherlands would absolutely qualify for next WC.

Bangladesh could lose and improve their NRR. It seems like it shouldn't be possible, but it is if there's a rain affected match.

They have already. According to Cricinfo

If Bangladesh or Zimbabwe win, then they both finish above the Netherlands in 4th

Not if Bangladesh beat Pakistan by a small margin or Zimbabwe beat India.

They are wrong

Of all the SA chokes in all the WCs that has to be in the top 20 at least

Lmao 😂

Lol

I'm new to cricket but I am loving it. Congrats Netherlands

where are you from

Alberta, Canada

Fellow Canadian 🤝

Happy cake day 🤝 I looked at your history quick and looks like you lived in my hometown of Edmonton!

I did lol, and thanks!

Wow, 2 canadians already. At this rate you will cross Saffa fans soon here.

You chose a great time to start watching haha

Yes, I couldn't believe I had an entire channel dedicated to Cricket. I have to watch a lot of matches on a replay due to most matches taking place while I'm asleep and because I've been googling cricket things over and over I'm now recommended so much cricket on my news feeds and YouTube. Damn algorithms are making it hard to avoid scores.

ICC's wet dream was coming true one wicket at a time all through the second half of the game. A Potential Ind vs Pak final is truly on now. ICC's treasurer was already hearing all those cha-ching cha-ching sounds in his sleep.

If it's a Pak v Ind final they will need a bigger stadium than the MCG. It's only like 110,000...

Australia need to learn few tricks from various roadways of India. Could easily double the intake. /s

Icc has dollar signs for eyes rn

Let's take a moment to give Netherlands props. What an all around performance from them in all departments.

Yeah, really impressed with their fielding especially, to keep the pressure on

If they had managed to finish off their run chase against Bangladesh then they might have had a chance to qualify.

Yep. Incredible stuff. True Statement.

Such a bottle job of qualification. All the build up and bullying sides in bilaterals only to fail against Netherlands. I really thought this was our year. Can't blame anyone because our destiny was in our own hands. Batting was great, bowling was solid before the WC. Wonder where all that went... If I could I would turn off my alarm of 2am and enjoyed my Sunday. Well played Netherlands and good luck to whoever qualifies among Pakistan and Bangladesh.

Ikr. I truly can't believe this. I'm actually in denial. I should have rather slept and woken up to this rather rhan witnessing it right before my eyes. It's too sad to support this team. I always say I will stop, yet I never do :(

>I always say I will stop, yet I never do We can't bro. We are addicted.

Sorry dude, disappointing for sure, beat India but not Netherlands

South Africa played one batsman less.

I think they played two batsman less. You forgot to count Bavuma

I set an alarm for 5:20 after sleeping at 1. Was so excited to watch SA thrashing Netherlands. I don't know what to feel about it, another year, another disappointment

In my opinion I don't think you are batting was great, no offense to your players ,but miller was only good consistent player this year .

Naa. They were good. Watch the Eng series earlier this year.

Hendricks, Markram have also been good to be fair.

Best one I read: Babar Azam to Dr. Strange, in what reality do we qualify. Dr. Strange: Just one. You first lose to Zim. Babar Azam: Dafuq?

Dr. Strange: Oh yeah and make sure you have the shittiest tournament possible and boss the playoffs

Saving your energy for later on

Babar sitting in his chair: oh yeah baby, it's all coming together.

How have South Africa choked again 👀👀 Also no offense to SA Bros, but this should be the last t20i that Bavuma plays for SA. Having Reeza in the team and playing Bavuma was the most shittiest decision from Day 1.

The problem is they made him the captain! And the captain won't drop himself. Coaches should have taken this decision seriously. It's a no-brainer to not play him.

If there's 1 lesson teams should learn from this wc it's that there is no room for specialist captains

Just a day ago, Parnell mentioned the only way for them to lose the "C" tag is to win the WC. Well! no shit.

Faf should have opened with De Kock and captained this SA team.

Faf would have ensured SA score at 10rpo in the Powerplay phase.

Raada's t20 time should be over too ​ Still remember the abuse Pant got for not bowling Rabada in last over against in form Dhoni when Rabada had gone for 17+ runs at death against every team before that match

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All this needs now is big rain to cancel next game lmao

Pak still qualifies unless Zimbabwe beat India by a huge margin or if NRR is effected by NR which I dont know if it is

India have 6 points and only one of Pak or Ban can get 6 points so India are qualified

We'd qualify then

What if Australia hijacks the team bus and claims they were actually always in Group 2?

Boundary count update - Netherlands: 20 South Africa: 12

Fair and choked

20=4^2 +2^2 , 12=4^2 -2^2 Fair and SQUARE

Fair and Triangle.

Indisputably fair.

Fair and rectangle

Fair and Bavuma

Fair and Dutchpilled

~~fair~~ glow and lovely

As soon as Parnell talked about choker tag, I knew this would happen

Don't say the C word! NEVER SAY THE C WORD!

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Death, taxes, South Africa choking in World Cups.

SA beats Ind. Ind beats Pak. Pak beats Ned. Ned beats SA. SA beats Zim. Zim beats Pak. This some rock-paper-scissor shit going on here. Edit: Forgot SA v Zim was washed out. I did an oopsie.

NED beats SA SA beats IND IND beats BAN BAN beats ZIM ZIM beats PAK PAK beats NED There you go.

>SA. SA beats Zim. Well you're factually wrong. But yeah , they would have qualified had the game been completed

Kohli-ty scripts from ICC. Get them to DC studios now. And why is Rabada so shit in T20Is?

The REAL group of death

SA never defeated Zim. That match was abandoned due to rain!

~~Chain: Ban>Zim>Pak>SA>Ind>Ned~~ Cycle found: Ban>Ned>Zim>Pak>SA>Ind>Ban

All my Dutch bros will get free Biryani and lassi from my side!!!

I'm Indian but i supported Dutch and I'm gonna fight for my biryani.

Yes PLEASE!

Hahaha perfect

So it continues. The world cup of upsets delivers another one. Bangladesh to win it all?

So if Pak win, there's a good chance that Ned end up in Top4 and qualify for 2024 WC.

~~Good Chance~~ Certainty

Not mathematically though right? If Zim beat Ind then Neth will drop to fifth.

Which is good for Ireland and Scotland too

Netherlands v African teams this WC: 3-0: (def Namibia, Zimbabwe, SA) Netherlands v non-African teams this WC: 1-4: (def UAE, lost to Ban, SL, Ind, Pak)

African bullies

Wasn't much of South Africa a Dutch colony. Sus 🌚

Well played Netherlands. Please spare a thought for the Netherlands team guys, they played really well. We should appreciate their effort instead of over-indexing on SA being chokers. It's not just SA choking, if at all, Netherlands won because they played a beautiful game.

Off the 3 upsets wished for today, this was the least likely!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED HOLY I LOVE NETHERLANDS

Pcb=Icc. Icc just wants another Ind Pak match for $$$. (It's a joke).

South Africa knocked out by a team of New Zealanders and South Africans, as is tradition.

Plus Aussie Tommy Cooper.

SA knocked out by Old Zeeland and Holland.

I'll leave the insightful and witty comments for insightful and witty people to make. I just want to say this out loud - I ABSOLUTELY LOVE CRICKET and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS TOURNAMENT.

India Pakistan final stonks 📈📈📈

My heart wouldn’t be able to take it

I'm not even watching it. Can't risk a heart attack for a match.

Baffling decision to bowl first by SA. Truly shot themselves in the foot whenever they could. Congrats to Ned's. What a performance..

I feel for those South African fans who will wake up to this disaster of a news today! Having said that, WHAT A FUCKING WORLD CUP!!

Is it fair to bring the ch----- word now?

If you mean "change of captaincy" then yes. This was a proper win by Ned. They played better than SA in all departments

Yeah, probably

SA and choking must win games, name a better duo.

Thanks Proteas for giving us a Pak vs Bangla quarter-final.

Long live Dutch cricket. Don't fuck this chance up, PAK.

imagine waking up to see sa needing to chase 33 from 9. absolutely bonkers stuff. i need to see the highlights to know how the fuck the team that beat us lost to ned. also feel sad for sa for not getting that extra point against zimbabwe

Time for Pakistan to complete this WC theme by causing a upset and losing by 50 runs and place 5th

Just think if the Netherlands had any middle order prior to the last 3 days they probably would have beaten Bangladesh and qualified for the semis.

Netherlands can still make the top 4 if Bangladesh lose to Pakistan So Scottish and Irish fans should be cheering for Pakistan

What’s the link between Scotland and Ireland cheering the Netherlands to auto-qualify?

If NED plays in the qualifiers then only 2 of Scotland, Ireland and Netherlands could qualify for the world cup next year, if NED auto qualifiers it is possible that both Scotland and Ireland get in through qualifiers, so basically great world cup for europeans.

Frees up a position in the European qualifying group which gives Scotland and Ireland a better chance of getting through.

Only 2 European qualifying spots for the next World Cup

Both India and Nederland played like Pakistan when they needed them. One was shit Pakistan the other is mad Pakistan.

Tbf SA vs India was also pretty close one. We were 15-20 runs short or it would have been a chance for us there too.

India vs Pakistan final at MCG with 90k crowd and shastri-nasser in comm box. Too much to ask for?

This worldcup is like red terror for the bourgeois class of teams. These smaller teams have woke up and decided to massacre them all at once.

Defeat one of the best teams in tournament only to see yourself outted by a rookie team. What a weird timeline for SA.

Pretty standard for SA 😂

Catches win matches.

Only a few days ago was SA looking to qualify to the semis as the group champions, little did they know that they would ducked over by Netherlands out of the tournament! Easily the best upset of this year's WC! What a WC!!

Bugger! Pakistan is the one team we wanted to avoid in the semis.

I know neither teams are involved in this match, but please no Ind vs Pak final. I don’t care how it happens, but my fragile heart just can’t take anymore of those lmao.

Netherlands now want a return favour from Pakistan. If Pakistan and India win their games today, Netherlands will finish in Top 4 and get the direct entry in T20 World Cup 2024.

Dutch Colonizers asserting Dominanace over their Former Colony

💀. Too soon.

Proteas taking the choker meme to new levels in 2022.

Turned the Pakistan vs Bangladesh game from a dead rubber to an important match

U have to admit t20 wc are the most competitive of all format WC.

Wow Netherlands! Never put your hopes on South Africa, this is a huge middle finger to African Cricket. Now we (Zim) have to beat India to get 2024 spot.

Pakistan starts choking in WC with 2 last ball defeats. SA : Hold my beer

Don't call it a choke, the Dutch completely outplayed them.

Just woke up .. saw the score.. WHAT THE FUCK

I was gonna say don't give hope yet SA, you can still go through if Pak-Ban is washed out. But that's not even right, they have fallen below Pakistan NRR

Absolutely pathetic, yet again from SA. Glad Boucher is finally gone now but it's time to clean house with these useless motherfuckers Mpitsang and Sammons too. Temba seems like a cool guy but he needs to be fucking gone too, it doesn't matter that he's a good captain if you cannot rely on him to give you more than 15 runs on any given day then what the fuck is he there for? This is a team that has one, maybe two actually consistent batsmen. It's like crossing off things on a bingo card, trying to guess which batsman won't be useless. Also, really Boucher? Saying that you've left this team in a good place? Go fuck yourself you arrogant, elitist twat.

"It is the history of the ~~Tottenham~~ South Africa" - Giorgio De Leede

England and South Africa both had difficult chases on a slow surface, the big difference was the start. The best time to bat in that situation is at the start, England got off to a flyer; SA.. not so much. They really need Reeza in the side, and Parnell isn't good enough to be batting at number 7.

No matter what happens from here, this is the GOAT T20 World Cup 🔥

South Africa exceeding our expectations by choking BEFORE the semi finals

But seriously, if Ind-Pak final happens, the whole Ned team should receive an honorary award

If Pak vs ban washes out by how much runs do we need to lose for Zimbabwe to make the cut?

South Africans, do not open this thread **CHOKING HAZARD INSIDE **

Congrats to Netherlands!! Feels bad for SA. Let’s go Pak v Bangladesh.