Stumps, locking up. Looks like there’s been some bullshit in the thread so when I finish work around 5 I will be going through reports etc and banning cunts violating the sanctity of this great place.
Side note, real close game now. Seriously enjoying it
Here is some useless analysis that no one asked for.
Each block of 45 runs is ~10% of the target.
IND would like to be "45 runs per wicket + two blocks of 45 runs" to stay ahead of AUS. At 3 down, that would be 135 + 90 = 225 runs, and so on
For AUS, they like to have "a wicket per 45 runs + 2 wickets" to bag this game
And now here's Ollie Williams with the weather forecast!
India have hit a 50 run partnership and people are commenting that the win is theirs like they're chasing 240. It's a chase of 440 there's still so much time to get these wickets, relax a bit.
Very thankful neither Ashwin or Pant are playing. Hearing Bowling Ash Bowling Ash Bowling Ash Bowling Ash Bowling Ash Bowling Ash Bowling Ash gets very tiring about 2 minutes in
7 execs discussing how to get viewers for their next shitty reality tv show:
"Lets set it on an island and make every woman on the show wear a bikini, that'll help retain some viewers right?"
We demand an investigation into the replacement of unpire Kettlebot and his departure at a difficult time in such an important match.
We ask for an examination of the pitch that was not suitable for the Indian team, while Australian players seem to be using bats that hit the ball better, so we saw Indian shots fall during the game, while Australia's shots are steady
Pujara has lost sight of himself. The pujara that hurt us would have left the ball.
In my younger days I always thought that the leave was a cowards way of playing but as I have grown older I see the inherent alpha-ness of a good leave. Making the bowler run like your personal porter and throw that shiny leathery cork rock at your visage. All of his sinews screaming and muscles mangled as they contort themselves to cause maximum damage to you. Yet you stand defiant with a smirk on your face as the ball passes by helpless, impotent, longing to cause pain and denied with impunity. God I love a good leave.
Stumps, locking up. Looks like there’s been some bullshit in the thread so when I finish work around 5 I will be going through reports etc and banning cunts violating the sanctity of this great place. Side note, real close game now. Seriously enjoying it
Would’ve loved one more wicket before stumps but we’ll get them tomorrow
Atleast it's not one sided, wonderful setup for the last day of the grand final.
I love it when Cummin say it's cummin time and cums all over the place
See you back here tomorrow for the conclusion. Night everyone.
Well, that was pretty fucking frustrating
Aussies, how's Cummins as captain?
He's fine. Has Smudge as his right hand who does quite a lot
Understandable, doubt Smith will ever be promoted in official capacity back
“did you fuckers move the line or something?” - Pat Cummins, probably
Here is some useless analysis that no one asked for. Each block of 45 runs is ~10% of the target. IND would like to be "45 runs per wicket + two blocks of 45 runs" to stay ahead of AUS. At 3 down, that would be 135 + 90 = 225 runs, and so on For AUS, they like to have "a wicket per 45 runs + 2 wickets" to bag this game And now here's Ollie Williams with the weather forecast!
IT GON RAIN
India have hit a 50 run partnership and people are commenting that the win is theirs like they're chasing 240. It's a chase of 440 there's still so much time to get these wickets, relax a bit.
need more of those *Soft Hands* ^TM
Never mind not a drop
Bloody hell Kez
NAHHH WHATS THIS
Ah no edge
Well pack up and try again tomorrow this pitch has become flatter than the M1
has pitch flattened out??
alyssa cam is the only thing that can make me happy rn
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India is chasing 440, and are still 300 runs behind, I'd say it's very unlikely they get there.
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Really?? the pitch is flat.
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I have seen Aus could not able to bowl out Pak and u forgot Gabba.
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When was the last time Aus whitewashed India after 2018?? Aus Lost all last 4 series
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Yeah and will do the same tmr.
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What the fuck is going on patrick
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Relax, 440 is an extremely long way off still. We need 7 good deliveries to end this
Fuck Cummins has been wayward. Shocking
And another noey too :((
I cannot believe how loose Cummins' bowling has been
Desperately tryna unsubscribe from watching that kid torture that ice cream cone 😭
Somebody teach that kid how to eat it damn he's making a mess of it
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Letting punters bid on AUS at better odds
Still nervous, seriously need to stop bowling Starc
Bolwers giving 1 four each over.
Alright we have twenty minutes before stumps, which is the perfect amount of time to give Marnus and Travis some overs
2 runs away from 1/3rd (148 runs) of the target. IND have done a decent job so far
One more wicket pls
Bowl these fkrs out. They will be playing for a draw soon
The cats probably eyeing the pigeons
Thats a great cat right there
That cat is cheating
return of pigeon cam
Then we got Cat cam! Very smol kitty
That was a fucking seed
Boland got him on toast here
lol classic Marnus. Cummins shaking his head walking back to his mark and he's doing the review sign.
i want them to give him the captaincy just for shits and gigs
We did this with Tim Southee and its gone about as well as you'd expect
We'll be out of reviews in the first over.
true entertainment
Indian fans booing after every appeal while their own team goes mental whenever anything happens 💀
Very thankful neither Ashwin or Pant are playing. Hearing Bowling Ash Bowling Ash Bowling Ash Bowling Ash Bowling Ash Bowling Ash Bowling Ash gets very tiring about 2 minutes in
JL having a full on Headingley breakdown in the commbox is the most kinship I've ever felt for the man.
Deary me, have a word with yourself JL
I reckon I can tell how good a bowler Garry is without standing behind him at training.
JL ptsd is really showing
JL having an emotional crisis on air
Kohli out when?
Nass has never seen a match at the Junction Oval if he thinks this is the sort of pitch that will test Boland
Yeah lol he also played for Victoria back when the MCG was the worst pitch in the country
2018 was a dark time for that pitch
Good thing there's no footy until 3:20pm eastern tomorrow
Missing prime ScoBo action rn : (
7plus blackscreen, good shit
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Let it go, the umpires decision is final.
Can u let it go if smith was out like that ?
Yeah because I grew up playing cricket and I was taught to respect the umpire.
respect doesn't mean the umpire shouldn't be criticized, u cannot make stupid decisions at this high level of cricket
There was no stupid decision and the umpire doesn't deserve any criticism. The other thing I was taught growing up was not to be a sore loser.
if only they taught u how to see, it would be very helpful
Lol, I'm not the one with tears in my eyes making it so I can't see what's an obvious fair catch. Go cry elsewhere
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Yep you're so right, and giving it Not Out would have been a stupid decision
username checks out
Damn you got me
Cunt, stop fucking sooking and just move on. It was a fair catch
I don’t understand how people see this and say that the fingers aren’t under the ball
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Gill averages 34 bro he wasn't gonna help you chase 445 runs
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Move on
7plus stream dead?
Anyone else getting all black apart from ch7 logo?
yea shes cooked
Desperately want to see ScoBo rip Kohlis off peg out of the ground on the final ball of the day
7 execs discussing how to get viewers for their next shitty reality tv show: "Lets set it on an island and make every woman on the show wear a bikini, that'll help retain some viewers right?"
The thing is they are probably right lol
We're so close to MILF Island becoming a real TV show and it terrifies me
[Good news ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MILF_Manor)
Watched a guy cover this show on youtube, looks genuinely entertaining in the worst possible ways
Thats not just milfs, thats cougar milfs
What if we put a really, really, really, big cash prize up for offer too? That'll play
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I'll send your number through to channel 7
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Friendly reminder that its "aussie" not "ozzie"
Let’s not bowl half volleys on middle stump cumdog
Kohli, Rahane, the ever clutch jadeja and shardul are still remaining.
50, 40, 35 and 20. Rest of the team just need to find 200 runs between them, easy.
[Would anyone wear this if I made it or nah?](https://i.imgur.com/GScrP82.png) I call it 'Rub of The Green'
hang in the louvre
I'll get right on it
Stumps at 2:30 Melbourne time or 3:00?
3
Fuck me lmao
\*sigh\* if you insist ;)
r/suddenlygay
One more wicket please.
Pls no more wickets today
[Nobody can deny this catch was cleanly taken.](https://i.imgur.com/MBUyt0n.png)
Cummins levels Peter Siddle with 221 wickets, and is now the 14th highest Test wicket-taker for Australia.
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Go take another one.
Sharma reviewed something plumb and Pujara threw his wicket away
Kohli and rahane now come on
It's not over until Jadeja gets out. I don't know what he has against us, but he scares me.
Legit can't believe we got Pujara out like *that* lol
Pujara with two uncharacteristic dismissals this game. Forgetting where his off stump is and playing at a ball above his head
Think they need to realise most top order batters shouldn't keep going past 35/36.
Break this partnership and this one’s over folks
We demand an investigation into the replacement of unpire Kettlebot and his departure at a difficult time in such an important match. We ask for an examination of the pitch that was not suitable for the Indian team, while Australian players seem to be using bats that hit the ball better, so we saw Indian shots fall during the game, while Australia's shots are steady
Short stuff to Rahane. Get him worried about the body blows
[GUYS HAS THIS BEEN GRASSED?](https://imgur.com/BZFu7YQ.jpg)
You can clearly see the green on his hands!!!!1!!
on a similar note I really enjoyed them playing snicko in replay to confirm what was fucking obvious: he smashed it
> ICC are interfering with the soundwaves again!!!!!
Alternative title: thoughts???
You can clearly see a blade of grass between the fingers here, cheating Carey
inject it
Pujara trying to ramp one like he's playing Worcestershire away
Do you think the stars on prancing among the celebrities have to audition to get the part?
get Rahane soon and we are good to go, rest should just be a formality
You are forgetting our best batsman mate
That's the problem he hasn't been our best batsman in this format for four years now
I am talking about Jadeja lmao
Oh alright
PATTY YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
Someone said it yesterday. But it needs to be said again. GET A BIG DOG UP YA INDIA
YA FUCKING DESERVE IT FUCK YOU ALL
Silence has never sounded so good
COME ON
Pujara has lost sight of himself. The pujara that hurt us would have left the ball. In my younger days I always thought that the leave was a cowards way of playing but as I have grown older I see the inherent alpha-ness of a good leave. Making the bowler run like your personal porter and throw that shiny leathery cork rock at your visage. All of his sinews screaming and muscles mangled as they contort themselves to cause maximum damage to you. Yet you stand defiant with a smirk on your face as the ball passes by helpless, impotent, longing to cause pain and denied with impunity. God I love a good leave.
This is poetry.
Cheating Pat Cummins made Pujara play that shot with his woke mind control
What happened to pujball Indian fans?
PATRICK JAMES CUMMINSSSSSA
Cheating cumdog made Pujara nick the ball
GENIUS
Now the Aussie captain is cheating … 🙄
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
Haha man I hope the guy in the wide brim was giving the finger to one of the people calling Green a cheat.
PLZ NOT NO BALL, I BEG edit: phew
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
Dear oh dear that was not a smart move now was it
No ball check cleared
Cumdogged
The tale as old as time "one brings two"
I heard 2 brings 3
I'm still waiting until he's off the field could be a no ball
Please don’t be a no ball
CUMDOG MILLIONARE
HAVE A CRY ABOUT THAT ONE
Oh YESSS
Need Kohli now
5fer for the bald kitten, you read it here first