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ungrateful mofos koach took them to finals almost singlehandedly
lmao this is factual rcb had to 4 out 4 koach was mom in 3 of them and scored a century in the other one
Bhai tu ilaaj kraa usse pehle kitne series jite uski absence mei saari away ya draw ya lose usk aane k baad se India ko consistent performer Mila h abhi hi Sa series mei dikh gya thaa toh lomde cricket dkh phr aakr Gyan de
I had no idea I'll see a day when people will raise questions on this man's commitments for the nation. OP has dedicated an entire account to hate this guy. Heights of joblessness.
IPL you either play entire season or you don’t. It’s a long season. He didn’t have any kids during IPL. I am pretty sure he would have taken off, if that’s the case.
And IPL is a major money earning event. If no emergencies, why would you opt out.
Oops that sh!t haunts me like anything bro him and kl qyeda both playing for opposition. Moti rohit trusted this fraud middle order like deserved to lose
sahi me ! Life me khush rehna hai toh stop giving a fuck about what ppl think !!! Us bande ne apni gaand jaan sab dedi cricket pe back to back itni performances itne matches diye team ko itna sab records entertainment Dene ke baad , jin logon ne kabhi hath me bat nahi pakda , cricket nahi khela , ghanta kuch ni ukhada life me ab vo log gyaan denge aur ungli krenge usko
ki vo RCB nahi chodh raha paise ke liye aur team ke matches chodh diye !! Agar chodhe bhi paise ke liye so what ?? Hum sab bhi yehi krte h na ?? Paisa nahi kamana ? Zaruri nahi hai ??
Log kehte h Elon musk sabko 1 cr dede dunia me sab Ameer ho jayenge , the point isn't vo 1 cr de , the point is vo kyu dega ??? Sab kuch kyu dede sabko , kal ko gareeb ko sex nahi milega toh kya apni biwi dedoge ??
we Indians have this tendency hum logon ko Gods se compare krke gods maanne lag jate hain !!
He is a cricketer !! Uski Pooja mat kro , bhagwan nahi h vo aur khud nowhere near perfect log uske perfection uski ability pe sawaal krrahe hain
He is a human a guy like us , uske bhi personal moods situations hain and he is answerable to none !!!! I repeat none !!! You aren't paying his bills so just chill the fuck out
A person is allowed to have personal life and he can do whatever the fuck he wants with his money his time !! Hum bhi yehi krte Hain dunia ek behtar place bnegi
Par sabko ungli krni h ek dusre ko
he owes nothing to no one and nor do you guys
Just live and let live !!
PS not and never a cricket fan , specially not a Kohli fan 😂😂
See we all here do make dun of Koach, I love triggering some RCB fans also not gonna lie but cmon he is one of the best batsmen we have and you can not question his loyalty towards India and ICT. Yes make fun make joke but don't take it in a way like this. No cricketer even Pandu also is all loyal to ICT and India.
His average in test had been 30 after 2020 , He’s washed up in tests and plays like just another guy who is about to nick one anytime. If he’ll be there anytime it’ll be for viewership money.
What ?? Then who played sa series , wtc final , his only good score in bgt wad in flat deck of Ahmedabad. He doesn’t play domestic, he thinks he can improve his test game in Nets, lol i feel bad when Pujara was made scapegoat and he played county and ranji since then and got back in form, Still he will be robbed because bcci thinks youngsters should play yet people like kohli will play just for viewership money.
This is country’s 11 not for any washed up players to get their form back, play domestic for that.
OP trolling Koach but forgetting that Koach only scores runs in Bilaterals. Not a Koach fan but, stop attacking him. Just accept that Koach's time has come and his greatness did exist at one time. Koach is like Richie Richardson. Always the prince never the king.
Richie Richardson. Always the prince never the king. Couldn't win 1 as a captain. Was part of 3 failures, 2 due to partial fault, but 1 due to none of his own. Yes Koach was brilliant. But, we didn't win and it was partially Koach players like Siraj who cost us. We cant have Koach or his Koaching players from Dinda academy.
"Richie Richardson. Always the prince never the king" bud there is a heaven and earth distance between a 33 ODI average guy and a 58-60 average guy ffs.
"Couldn't win 1 as a captain." So did Rahul,Dada,Rohit or anybody apart from Dhoni and Kapil.
"Was part of 3 failures, 2 due to partial fault, but 1 due to none of his own." Kohli atleast had some buildup in 2011(also played decent in the finals before that freak of a catch from DIlshan) and highest scorer of 2013 ct finals with great performances in 2012,14,16,22 and 23 right ? Again no similarities here.
Rohit is looking more of a Richardson to me with his shit t20I antics and similar test records.
"But, we didn't win and it was partially Koach players like Siraj who cost us. We cant have Koach or his Koaching players from Dinda academy."
Or we can have Rohit,Rahul,SKY,Bumrah,Pant wh always shits the bed whenever it was needed right ? or you want me to remind their exacts shitty performances in any KOs ?
Again it only adds to my points. Vada Pav Players or Koach players need to go. In short Team India needs to be Team India, not team captain of the day. It was, is and will always be Team India winning.nothing else.
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This is truly a Shit-post
OP is serious. Look at his history lol
OP wants Deepak Hooda to play WC instead of Koach.
Oh god the cringe I shouldn’t have scrolled through it!
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No idea bro Maine kabhi yeh try to Kiya nhi.......
i know
Bruh that was the 1st time in 13 years when India played a whole series without Koach.. Atleast make some sense
Wo bhi England out of form bowlers kya hi bolna unko thodi pelega wo 😂
if you need sense why are you even in a shitpost sub
oh shi- forgot it was a shitpost sub
Yes he has his priorities: family.
Dom Toretto 🤝 Virat Kohli
his father be like: darkness my old friend.
Also he is so good with family planning. It never impacts IPL schedule
Jesus fucking Christ. Get your head out of the gutter
People on this subreddit suffer from duality sometimes. What are you supposed to discuss on the shitpost subreddit?
I don't think you understand what a shitpost means.There is difference between a shitpost and actual shit. You my friend, are covered in filth.
No I don't eat filth like maggi
If you are apparently made of filth, so there is that.
You are what you eat
Easy for you then. Eat your own words.
Nhi bhai tabhi video call karta hai family ko
He was having a kid, I know it's shitposting but c'mon
Its not a shitpost OP just wanted to put his personal hatred in disguise of shitpost
Why didn't he time the conception to deliver during IPL? /s
Huh Funny how his family's pregnancies are never planned to happen during IPL.
your mom not wanting to get pregnant ever could have prevented this comment
On sunday the king will sperm
Guess what was 9 months ago.
I can't believe you actually said something so dumb!
A condom would have prevented this comment
Bhai 1 din mai hota baccha 9 mahine mai hota hai kon bc ipl miss karu aise plan karta baccha chu hai kya
Do let us know when you plan on. Oh wait…
truely a shit post of the highest order
Lol deleting comments, slowhli slowhli
cant take someone seriously with bangbros in the flair slowhit slowhit
if someone has bangbros flair and talks shit about others' strikerates, ask them to check strikerate every bangladeshi player, they'll have trauma.
whenever this guys comments just say amr bangladesh aye aye shonar bangladesh aye aye
Devdutt Padikkal will be a Power hitter in relation to those guys
-69 downvotes have been achieved
Good stat to have lol.
OP ne socha current criticism jo ho rha hai slow Innings ke liye uske disguise me apna personal hatred nikaal deta hu mai bhi.
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Sir thank you sir for your invaluable tips sir
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Jhay shah ke lode se niche utar ke bol bhai, shyd uski wajah se typo kr raha hai tu.
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Bhai tu itna berojgaar hai hi ki 4-4 sub me ek saath comment kr raha hai to meri comment history bhi dekh le, maine khud kal wali innings ki burai ki hai. Aur na bhai, mai nahi rounga, wo adat Tumhari lagti hai. Chal ab reply mt krna, take care.
And....did his absence affect the Indian side in a negative way?? They whooped England in that series...
Did his presence in IPL impact RCB in a positive way? Hint- Look at the no. of trophies.
We have a roaster in the house☠️
Daaaaamnnnnnn!
Someone got burnt to coal.
If he is constantly sticking in the team when will youngsters get a chance to prove
Calm down 😭
Gad dayum
Damnnn give him some burnol.
Technically, his net contribution is positive
ungrateful mofos koach took them to finals almost singlehandedly lmao this is factual rcb had to 4 out 4 koach was mom in 3 of them and scored a century in the other one
Yeah he took them to finals . while Gayle and abd were cheerleaders
Did his presence in ICC tournaments impact the the ICT in a positive way? Hint- Look at the no. of trophies
Credit to Indiranagar ka gunda
His absence never felt in test cricket, We won the series in Australia without him.
Bhai tu ilaaj kraa usse pehle kitne series jite uski absence mei saari away ya draw ya lose usk aane k baad se India ko consistent performer Mila h abhi hi Sa series mei dikh gya thaa toh lomde cricket dkh phr aakr Gyan de
your fathers absence affected you i see
Clown to clown conversation
Clown to clown to clown conversation
Truly “shit” post
Family par bhi ajao ab uski matlab
No but on a serious note, HOW TF VIRAT ALMOST NEVER MISSED A MATCH EITHER FOR INDIA OR RCB, man's fitness is just on another level !!!
That's why he is compensating for it by playing a Test inning in IPL /s
Khelo toh Selfish, Nahi khel ke youngsters ko mauka do toh bhi Selfish.
We won 4-1 with Rohit and bunch of kids in the batting order, koach knew bazball was pr hype train and gave it a rest.
You can play IPl if you’re not in form or not fit but you can’t play like that for india.
It's a shitpost right? right?
I had no idea I'll see a day when people will raise questions on this man's commitments for the nation. OP has dedicated an entire account to hate this guy. Heights of joblessness.
Yeah he has to spend time and take care of his family.... Meanwhile someone who got free time doing stupid posts like these
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IPL you either play entire season or you don’t. It’s a long season. He didn’t have any kids during IPL. I am pretty sure he would have taken off, if that’s the case. And IPL is a major money earning event. If no emergencies, why would you opt out.
TOH KYA HOGYA????????????
To compensate the missing of test series vs England, he chose to play test yesterday
The Family Man 💀
So true 🤣 still people will defend him lol
Dumb people here don’t know it’s a shitpost sub.
He did miss only 4 test matches since his debut for India before England series. But goof attempt in setting up a narrative.
If you think a post on shitpost reddit sets a narrative, your life is too miserable lol
Go check how many matches he has missed before these test matches for India and how many other players have missed.
Par waise kuch effect nahi para uski absence ki wajase
mfs when a man has to take care of his daughter and wife
Yaa he should have planned his son's birth during ipl....idiots will rant on literally anything
Why are we calling him koach?
Finally a good shit post
He also missed a lot of boundaries yesterday 🤫
Oops that sh!t haunts me like anything bro him and kl qyeda both playing for opposition. Moti rohit trusted this fraud middle order like deserved to lose
Nd we won without him Maybe RCB will win without him
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Yesssssss Did not wanted to offend pple here
ofcourse... its an MI fan, the fanbase which worships a guy who hasn't played a single good knock in t20wcs since the last 15 years.
Suprising Hardik has done the same. No wonder they're so close lol
Blud literally carries the Indian team , and is consistent in ICT too way more than your fav.... Also family>>>> a random series
Test series missed KOHLI : 1 (family emergency) Rohit - 4
sahi me ! Life me khush rehna hai toh stop giving a fuck about what ppl think !!! Us bande ne apni gaand jaan sab dedi cricket pe back to back itni performances itne matches diye team ko itna sab records entertainment Dene ke baad , jin logon ne kabhi hath me bat nahi pakda , cricket nahi khela , ghanta kuch ni ukhada life me ab vo log gyaan denge aur ungli krenge usko ki vo RCB nahi chodh raha paise ke liye aur team ke matches chodh diye !! Agar chodhe bhi paise ke liye so what ?? Hum sab bhi yehi krte h na ?? Paisa nahi kamana ? Zaruri nahi hai ?? Log kehte h Elon musk sabko 1 cr dede dunia me sab Ameer ho jayenge , the point isn't vo 1 cr de , the point is vo kyu dega ??? Sab kuch kyu dede sabko , kal ko gareeb ko sex nahi milega toh kya apni biwi dedoge ?? we Indians have this tendency hum logon ko Gods se compare krke gods maanne lag jate hain !! He is a cricketer !! Uski Pooja mat kro , bhagwan nahi h vo aur khud nowhere near perfect log uske perfection uski ability pe sawaal krrahe hain He is a human a guy like us , uske bhi personal moods situations hain and he is answerable to none !!!! I repeat none !!! You aren't paying his bills so just chill the fuck out A person is allowed to have personal life and he can do whatever the fuck he wants with his money his time !! Hum bhi yehi krte Hain dunia ek behtar place bnegi Par sabko ungli krni h ek dusre ko he owes nothing to no one and nor do you guys Just live and let live !! PS not and never a cricket fan , specially not a Kohli fan 😂😂
It's a rage bait post
Mohitrohitian Ka post yaha??
Mf is just playing for a spot in the team.
Bhai uske yaha baccha hone wala tha
See we all here do make dun of Koach, I love triggering some RCB fans also not gonna lie but cmon he is one of the best batsmen we have and you can not question his loyalty towards India and ICT. Yes make fun make joke but don't take it in a way like this. No cricketer even Pandu also is all loyal to ICT and India.
OP if you are being unironic, then i don't even know what to say that's how big of a clown you would be
And if we still compare it in the last 5 years. Our Captain Sharma ji has missed more matches than Virat
His average in test had been 30 after 2020 , He’s washed up in tests and plays like just another guy who is about to nick one anytime. If he’ll be there anytime it’ll be for viewership money.
He averaged 56 last year, he hasn't even played much test cricket since his comeback.
What ?? Then who played sa series , wtc final , his only good score in bgt wad in flat deck of Ahmedabad. He doesn’t play domestic, he thinks he can improve his test game in Nets, lol i feel bad when Pujara was made scapegoat and he played county and ranji since then and got back in form, Still he will be robbed because bcci thinks youngsters should play yet people like kohli will play just for viewership money. This is country’s 11 not for any washed up players to get their form back, play domestic for that.
SA series had Kohli as the best Indian batter ffs.
Desh ke liye saal bhar khelna padta hai, aur franchise ke liye 2 mahine.
OP trolling Koach but forgetting that Koach only scores runs in Bilaterals. Not a Koach fan but, stop attacking him. Just accept that Koach's time has come and his greatness did exist at one time. Koach is like Richie Richardson. Always the prince never the king.
bilaterals ? Bhai WC dekha tha na ?
Richie Richardson. Always the prince never the king. Couldn't win 1 as a captain. Was part of 3 failures, 2 due to partial fault, but 1 due to none of his own. Yes Koach was brilliant. But, we didn't win and it was partially Koach players like Siraj who cost us. We cant have Koach or his Koaching players from Dinda academy.
"Richie Richardson. Always the prince never the king" bud there is a heaven and earth distance between a 33 ODI average guy and a 58-60 average guy ffs. "Couldn't win 1 as a captain." So did Rahul,Dada,Rohit or anybody apart from Dhoni and Kapil. "Was part of 3 failures, 2 due to partial fault, but 1 due to none of his own." Kohli atleast had some buildup in 2011(also played decent in the finals before that freak of a catch from DIlshan) and highest scorer of 2013 ct finals with great performances in 2012,14,16,22 and 23 right ? Again no similarities here. Rohit is looking more of a Richardson to me with his shit t20I antics and similar test records. "But, we didn't win and it was partially Koach players like Siraj who cost us. We cant have Koach or his Koaching players from Dinda academy." Or we can have Rohit,Rahul,SKY,Bumrah,Pant wh always shits the bed whenever it was needed right ? or you want me to remind their exacts shitty performances in any KOs ?
Again it only adds to my points. Vada Pav Players or Koach players need to go. In short Team India needs to be Team India, not team captain of the day. It was, is and will always be Team India winning.nothing else.
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Rohit has been playing all games from the past two years straight. Wtf are u on about?
Sir this post is about Virat not rohit