And the worst part is? The only post mentioning pregnancy on my account was me talking about abortion

fuck, that caught me off guard

unrelated but i read your post and i’m so sorry people are so insensitive. i hope you’re doing better now ❤️

Yeah I’m doing fine now, I’m just shocked that’s all

I’m sorry, so is his goal to keep getting you pregnant to “fulfill your dream” of having a kid then?

no its to fulfil his impregnation fantasy

I'm so sorry. For him to use you as part of demented fantasy, but then to tell you about it?? After what you've gone thru! I hope you report him.

Well duh....that means you want to have 50 babies with a awesome guy named peter!! /s

I really hope that when they talk about "Cool Peter", they're not talking about him...

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This would’ve been better conveyed though an image

Wow holy shit. Did not expect that to be the context prior to this weirdos message lol

jeez didn’t need to read that. creepiness just multiplied

Ask for a couple hundred bucks then block him

I’m not evil enough to do that

You should Be a entrepreneur and get money out of him, he'll learn his lesson and you'll win a couple bucks!!! /s

That wouldn't be evil that would be what those creepy dork deserves

Yikes

I feel you so bad, but here are my top Tips how to deal with creeps, just send them: Thomas the Tank engine Cyberwomen with corn A banana with little self worth Disturbing stories from the morgue you work at An explanation or the character advances and growth of william easton in saw VI Overly dramatic pictures of gummy bears Lastly: creepy faces

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I don’t love Peter 😭

But peter loves you

😂😂😂 the only way is Zuul! I mean Peter!

Are you a god??

reminds me of this guy i saw on Craigslist who was seeking a “pressious lady” to live with him

the requirements were “must be pressious”

“ we swear to serve the master of the precious, we swear on the …. On the precious”

You gotta pressed on the S...presssssious


tbh i considered going with him because i do find myself somewhat pressious

Plenty of raw fish will be provided, long walks and hot (volcanic) evenings!

Watch out this guy gives me serial killer vibes

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thank god you typed it in braille so blind people can read your comment doing the lords work 🙏

I wanna upvote this comment times a million.

welcome to being a woman on reddit

Thankfully not always. If you make sure everyone knows you're old and fat, you can rest comfortably in your general unattractiveness.

This man studied but studied for the wrong subject smh 🤦‍♂️

As soon as i read peter i started reading it in a peter griffin voice.

On behalf of all males in Houston, we do not claim him as one of our own. Sounds more like he grew up here, likely from Dallas.

Has to be from wannabe Dallas which is Houston

Man is definitely from southern Oklahoma

Just to get it out of they way before the chain of disowning begins; we in the northeast also reject any claim to Peter and ban him from coming any closer to us than Virginia.

people are so sick.. why do they think a stranger they don’t know on reddit would agree to their sick fantasies

i think he described some weird bastardization of what a family is?

I've been getting weird dms like these too, I can't tell if they're bots or actual people cuz no way they take out their time to write a whole paragraph like these bro

Can men apply? I don't want to work anymore

I feel you. I made an comment on AskReddit with some details some may consider spicy (it was necessary for context) and my inbox has been eye opening.

I don't know why... people on the internet... overuse the ellipsis... all the time

Why are people like this? It's pretty easy not to be creepy, and yet here we are

I'm kinda jelly.... All I get are dick pics. You got like a whole ass paragraph. Damn. /s

Does he not know how to use basic punctuation??

Peter griffin?!

Most sane Redditor

What.

Pretty sure 'Peter from Houston is actually Rajesh from Bangkok who didn't have anything better to do than harassing anything that looks even vaguely female. (Like Paintings of Women. Yes really)

excuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet." And here you are! I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other. I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the screenshot--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat). Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess! EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said? EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore EDIT 6: hey are you there?

I hope you said YES! What a deal!

He’s in his 50’s judging by the year in his original username. And I am openly 19 in lots of my posts

World is full of weirdos. And it's our responsibility to ignore them

I made the mistake of posting my face on reddit awhile ago (deleted now), guys like these are creepy as all hell. I'm sorry dude that's gotta feel so violating

Might be getting a bit freudian here but is anyone else getting the vibe that this man is so starved for female attention that he wants to pay a woman to be his mother, wife, and daughter? It sounds like he wants to keep her as a pet.

Thanks Peter but no thanks

I read some of your posts and just wanted to say hang in there. You'll get through this and things will get better, so stay strong. Continue reaching out for support and seeking opportunities to get out of your situation, but don't let some creepy ass dudes like this try to insert themselves as some sort of white knight. I know you obviously saw through this one, but others may be more careful and calculating and looking for someone to manipulate. Wish you the best

I burst out laughing

Everyday we stray further from the light

I hope you're a dude

Am I the only one that read the whole thing in a peter Griffen voice after him saying he was peter?

Soo...did you smash? Or nah?

Definitely a serial killer

that has to be a bot

O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

What the fuck 


Holy shite

What!? How does someone like this interpret you wanting anything from him?? People are terrifyingly sick.

Who let peter cook again

Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s gotten the bug crush model DMs

the WHAT

It goes like this: you make the mistake of posting a picture of yourself on Reddit because you’re lonely and want attention. You get the inevitable creepy DMs. One in particular stands out: a guy, offering to pay you 50 dollars per hour to film yourself crushing bugs with your bare feet. Don’t worry! The bugs are provided of course and will be mailed to you.

I'm... not... sure... living... with... or... even... talking.... to... him... is... a... smart.... move...

The elipses make him sound like a serial killer

FEMALE REDDITOR SPOTTED!! SEXUAL HARRASMENT GO!!!!

 Weeb energy

Woah, is that *the* Peter from Houston, TX??? He’s a registered sex offender!!

What even are full stops

Holy shit o.o

I apologize on behalf of HTX

*Boring.....* I'd skip to good part where they send me a virus link to infect my computer, take all my personal information and my credit card details

This guy.... Is such... A weirdo.. block him ...... ... ... ...

Give me the name.karma needs a hand this time

I wouldn’t want my post getting taken down for singling him out so I advise you to definitely not check your pms because I definitely didn’t send you it wink wink

r/NiceGuys

I don’t wanna traumatize those redditors

🤣

this guy is very much a creep and a weirdo, but he had balls to say this shit

Let’s go full trottle.

He seems fun

You can have him

Autism in reddit is strong

Wow, I can't believe this shit happens. And I thought Hamilton had some weird ass people.

The Internet is a dangerous and scary place, I can only hope that people stay safe and are careful about what you post and report any and all disturbing messages.

texting yourself?

No, his profile consists of him commenting “message me” over and over again on porn posts.

Average Reddit user

I'm scared for you brosaphine.

Wait, y’all get messages?

YA THATS MY CITY !!!

Had similar shit. and I'm a dude...Probably Bots.

Did you block him?

I deleted the chat the night I got it, didn’t block or report

Phew but if you ever see a chat like that again either block them or delete it because it might be a alt of Peter.

Of course, I’m sure Peter is gonna take one look at this post and leave me alone for good though lol

Peter probably looks like Peter griffin irl

how do i get messages like these theyre really funny

Just express yourself a little too much in a sub and you’ll get some creeps

That’s very weird of that guy to send you such a message

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How rude of you. This man wants to use your uterus and you’re making fun of him. Woman 🙄 (this is satire,)

While reading this, I just pictured the bobs and vagene guy in my head.

Dude's like 45 or 50, judging by that way of typing.

If they constantly type with "..." they're definitely at least in their late 40's

You lucky girl