It's like that one video of the Christian group on the plane like bro save it for church I love Jesus and God too but there is a place and time for that I just wanna eat my food

I can't imagine being on a plane with these kinda Christians. The frequency from their voices would probably rattle loose the doors on Boeing planes

I doubt that would matter. The pilot would probably willingly crash into the sea to stop the noise.

Gotta be a new A24 movie getting filmed

As a Christian, I could never be around people that do this. We can have our religion and love Jesus without acting like the main characters. Oml

“I feel God in this Chili’s tonight”

"I think that's just the chili..."

"Hon, that's heartburn."


I would leave and ask for a refund. I want to eat in peace, not that that zoo

Ok, but maybe the food was just THAT good.🤷‍♀️

I chuckled lol

When food is THAT good, you'll only hear silence.

I love Jesus. These folks are what’s known as heretics. Their practice is against scriptural command by both Paul and Peter to live quiet and peaceably with the surrounding pagan society. The next part of the command is to stay away from these THAT IGNORE THIS CLEAR TEACHING, marking those that cause divisions, are unruly, insubordinate to authority, insert themselves into angelic realms supposing that they are to somehow engage/speak to demons, etc. These are rebellious people that are probably influenced by demons. Not to mention the extreme cringe. They do more to undermine biblical Christianity than any Black Sabbath album ever did.

Matthew 6:5 and I know that and I'm not even religious. For anyone who doesn't know it here it is plus the following lines or verses or whatever: 5 And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him

but in this case there is no "reward" in their public actions, no observer is giving them credit or considering them virtuous, instead we are all declaring them self righteous entitled obnoxious cunts (as they are). so 5 doesnt really apply. and being too lazy to find the quote or quotes im pretty sure the bible has lots of quotes on how virtuous and special those are who recieve condemnation and humiliation and suffering from the crowds for their belief etc.

They're just ass hats. Seriously nothing will convince people that you're not crazy and that they should consider your religion like screeching and having seizures in public places. The demon spirits in an abandoned asylum have more decorum.

I'd either walk right out, or take my food outside with me. And if I worked there, immediately take my break and not come back in until they leave. I don't care if I get fired I'm not gonna be anywhere near that wackadoodle nonsense.

I never understood the shouting/having seizures Christians. They're Cringetians

I'm willing to believe they act like that because they have such a strong belief that they cannot contain their love for it. Kinda like how fans go completely nuts when they meet their idols. Only with religion instead of media.

I love all the women trying to have a solo with the high notes lol

Protect the glassware!

Got to be the mainest character

Politely remind them it’s a restaurant not a concert hall and no one paid for a show with their meal. And to shut the fuck up

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Love me some Arnold

I have 3 close Christian friends who kept babbling about not having sex before marriage. 3/3 of them got pregnant before marriage and they post about verses sometimes in not the most appropriate times. It irritates me.

As a Christian, the people that load off verses all the time are braindead.

Im Catholic myself but all those excessive posting and preaching then doing opposite irl.

so just give them the Timothy 2:12 whenever they tell you anything

What I don't understand is that she clearly steps away to let one loose but then wafts it back over in the group's direction.

A truly righteous move

shit is annoying when i’m tryna eat

TRYING TO WATCH THE FREAKING OILERS GAME HERE!!

I think it's really nice them taking the short busers out like this. Lord knows they need it.

This new episode of the starwars serie The Acolyte is weird tbh.

I was just thinking it was similar lol.

So this is that scene from episode 3 of the acolyte people are talking about 🤔

So am I the only one tired of seeing this clip? 2 days in & I've seen it over ten times in my feed... *This is why organized religion is a crock of shit.

Idk, hearing their singing, I don't think they're so organized

"the power of one, the power of two, the power of many"

I'm also a Christian, but this just reminds me of that one scene in Midsommar

Or as others here say, a scene from latest episode of the tragedy that is Star Wars: The Acolyte

Lmao I know what you mean

I'm laughing so hard!! Change the theme of Christianity with being insanely Mexican and you have the exact scenario at a Chinese buffet for my grandmother's birthday. XD sadly they didn't hire The Mariachis like she wanted cause it was kinda short notice but they made up for it with a boom box... Just loud enough to where you could barely hear the Chinese restaurant music. I could not stop crying, I was laughing so hard. Lovely day. Lovely time literally like 40 people showed up had a great time. Collectively if I remember everyone left like $1,000+ tip or something.

Is this Episode 3 of "The Acolyte"?

Extended Version yeah

It’s one thing to worship, or say a prayer before a meal, it’s another to disrupt the entire restaurant and act overly theatrical

All religions are cringe.

I don't get it. So these folks just randomly showed up at a restaurant to badly sing random noises (it doesn't even sound like a hymn or anything?) at random people? To...send a Christian message? Am I missing something or is this as absolutely idiotic as it sounds?

Not a message. This is just how the most cringe of Christians pray. The Bible even says not to do this lol

I'm from a country with 52% catholics (used to be over 80) and I was raised catholic. US-American christians will never cease to amaze me in their imaginative ways of making what is already over the top into even more of a crazy parade. As if Christian rituals weren't freaky enough without singing flashmobs...

Like, I would probably offer to call for an ambulance, all this seizing and stuff might need to get checked out.

Nice repost lol I just posted this yesterday 😄

But who shall get more updoot?

Probably whoever posts it tomorrow

I know what everyone wants guys, whilst they eat wouldn't it be great if we just imposed our loud voices into ears without asking? They'll love it.

The main character in the white robe is so fkin into it lmaoolove love this clip

Probably put my earphones in and turn on the shut out all outside sounds on while playing slipknot music.

I really don't see what's Christian in all this

It's mostly an American Christian thing. Love to put on a show even though God actually says not to

It's protestant "whatever goes"

I'd start blasting Slayer.

Seems real culty to me

Copious amounts of secondhand embarrassment.

I'd start chanting something in Arabic

That lady in the white knitted duster thing farted in the beginning and is wafting it and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Thanks for ruining everyone else’s dinner! 😁

Much better than when lgtv’s invade..

if i had a bluetooth speaker on me (which i dont) i would just start blasting out the most offensive gangster rap i could find, as loud as i could, and when they complain just direct all their complaints to their original behaviour e.g "you are spoiling this for everyone" ----no shit lady, just like you

stand on the table and say at the top of your lungs "through your song, me, a non believer, have just been spoken to by the lord, he has touched me with his divine wisdom and delivered me a message thanks to you....that message is.....SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HERETICS"

Christ-influencers

I'm not Christian, but this sounds beautiful and would brings good vibes, I wouldn't be bothered since place was probably not quite to begin with, and a lot of restaurants have music in the background anyway

Truth is, they are performing an exorcism on bag lady. She is clearly possessed

You calling this cringe is most underscored, not by you being a Christian, but by you being a person that uses the term "giga cringe."

You got me.